my mum is left handed and it is just problematic

I'm left handed too

🖐️

Same

There's not even a left hand emoji!

Disrespectful

o:

I throw with my right tho for sports

why?

I do too

I dont know why lol

I just naturally do idk

^^

lol cute

I throw right, shoot right Idk why haha

There’s some players in the nba that can shoot with both hands

But I use a left hand hockey stick if I was to play

And there’s a pitcher in baseball that can pitch with both hands

Ya very talented

Ambidextrous

He is recognized as the only active professional pitcher who is able to do this. Venditte's rare ability to pitch with either arm required both Major and Minor League Baseball to create a rule for ambidextrous pitchers, known colloquially as the "Pat Venditte Rule".

my mum thinks im left handed in denial

Yee

Pitching with both arms would make you a real threat

You can teach yourself to be left handed or right handed

Really 😂 that's hilarious

Yeah

@elle is she right lmao

no!

Hahaha

When I was younger they tried to teach me to be right handed

Thinking back Idk why

“I just always wanted someone to be a lefty with me. … It just became fluent and he just grew into it,” Galu Tagovailoa said. “That’s the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left.”

but she thinks that i must be because i dont have good hand writing and hold cutlery weird

This is one of best qbs in college football dad

Imagine doing a quick swap just before a pitch, you toss the ball into your other hand then immediately fast ball.

Lol same!

really? hahahaha

He taught him to be left handed when he was a kid

My handwriting is bad and people always make fun of the way I hold a pencil lmao

unless you only have one hand

bit harder to teach then

omg yes coco same

what the heck

wow

@Ætos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yDyCRTlKllk

Watch this video lol

That’s exactly what would happen

So they had to make a rule

Yaha

Oh

Ha

Lmao

Or should I say:

*Lel.*

._.

ugh

👀

Do you guys have pets

yesss do yo

u

Nope

Never have

What u got and Aetos get one

aetos disses cats

sickening

i have 2 cats and a pug

You can adopt a roach lizard or ant outside

Cats carry Toxoplasma.

No excuse

So no

Not getting one.

I bet Elle has Toxoplasmosis

Smh.

Sounds lit

I rather have a rare disease than no cat to play with string with me

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Big dogs are a problem cause they think they are forever lap dogs

Yes my dog thinks he's small and tries to sit on my lap lol

Shes*

my cats dont poop in the house

>be Great Dane
>sit on peoples lap
>thinks he’s smol bean

so NO

My cats are indoor cats

They don't go outside

thats safer

my cats would be indoor if i could choose

Yeah

My dog sleeps on my bed when I’m not in my room

thats cute

I just want a pet like cat dog

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wdym?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatDog

Best of both worlds

*Toxoplasma.*

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aetos ur such a hater

Half cat half dog

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

I’m not a hater

I’m a realist.

hail satan

^should be a bannable offense

🙀
👗
👟

Lmao

that pixture they use just make me think its pretty lol

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How's it going bibleman

Elle sees purple parasite:

**iT’S sO pReTTy, tHO.**

sksksksksksk

BUT IT IS

who wants free sadness?

**PARASITES AREN’T PRETTY, ELLE.**

its not like its a big deal parasite

and i mean it kind of is

pretty

*It is a big deal.*

And I *don’t want it.*

why is it a big deal

Toxoplasmosis.

That’s why.

Toxoplasmosis may cause flu-like symptoms in some people, but most people affected never develop signs and symptoms. For infants born to infected mothers and for people with weakened immune systems, toxoplasmosis may cause serious complications.

If you're generally healthy, not pregnant, and have been diagnosed with toxoplasmosis, you probably won't need any treatment other than conservative management.

oh ok...... do you have some weed?

Although people can be infected through contact with cat feces, the far more common way for someone to have contact with the parasite that causes toxoplasmosis is through unhygienic handling of raw or undercooked meat, drinking contaminated water and exposure to garden soil or sandboxes where infected cats may have defecated. People do not get the disease through direct contact with the cat himse

It says it has minimal effect on most people anyway

^^^^^^

I'M TOO LAZY TO READ

see aetos is just a hater!

its basically a mild parasite sadness

“Fortunately, most people have been exposed to or infected by Toxoplasma and already have immunity to the disease. “

that aetos is using as an excuse to spread cat hate

Cat propaganda

💩

fr fr

SO HE HATES CATS?!?!?!

No

it seems that way!

I just dislike domestic cats.

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Why tho

oh ok

1% battery, RiP

u have no t shared valid reasons!

i don't like him

@Bibleman Why did you leave the server and immediately come back?

I dislike touching reptiles because skin feels weird

He was mad someone said hail h

@The Gwench

I dont blame him either

i said hail satan

Honestly I’ve been in this discord several times and this has been the most wholesome it’s been for the past few hrs ever

It’s usually non stop meme pictures from Facebook

And arguing

but memes are the best

Did anyone watch the Falcon Heavy launch?

Bruh moment

itsbecauseimwholesome

Yeah I saw it

You can see it's fake

Lol

yeah it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fake

How can we see it’s fake

idk

Yeah they definitely faked a rocket launch

There's a star behind the engine that magically changes position from one side to the other in a blink of an eye. Edited footage.

Rocket launch proven fake

Changes position several times

you saw it here first

Alright, @Wrath has been warned for '**Bad word usage**'.

Keep condescending and see where it gets you

And there goes the wholesomeness

yeah that s* is fake

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itsbecauseileft

exactly

so does anyone have weed

No

I WANT MORE

Oh god oh no

Palestine is being destroyed by idf

Just smoke a tortilla

It’s basically the same thing

I have returned

Sup

Except with the tortilla you want to kill your self afterwards

sheeple asked me to come back

@nug ok thx

so i did

Hey, Bayer

Time to listen to music that Elle calls, “Sad.”

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listen to Billie eilish

*No.*

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I don’t really care for her, tbh

listen to asian jake paul

Logan Paul podcast is low key not bad

Her songs are too, “I’m a depressed teenage girl.”

That’s the vibe I get from them, Anyways.

@Ætos but those songs are pretty good

i love billie

They aren’t bad songs, lol

her voice is so pretty

They’re just not my thing

like i just love the sound of it

I also don’t really like female vocalists.

Not sure why.

#free6ix9ine

Kek

i love them

but uno

@Ætos listen to heavy metal

I listen to Hard indie/alt.

Usually

i like soft indie

Some folk rock too, to balance things.

the most

i like songs about death

imean

Let the bodies hit the floor

Ahhhhhhh

*SAD!*—XXXTentacion

A song about suicide by a guy who got murdered.

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but he sucks

i cant find my hairbrush f

X has decent songs

Use a fork

Improvise

But they’re hard to find

Most of his songs are terrible

i have like 3 others

but i like the one ive lost the best lol

I don’t know how long Elle’s nails are

Or how thin her fingers are.

But I was going to suggest she use her hand.

Very practical.

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not when ur hair is curly

wait

OI

That only makes it more practical.

https://youtu.be/DdNBD8Ouwo4

that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQpKb0U800I&list=RDtQpKb0U800I&start_radio=1