o boy

how old are you

16

hahahaha

She's 11

Homu's 28

Don't feel too bad

I'm 19 fuk u

So is Kirk

Kirk is 28

And a chef

What am I supposed to do now

Same thing you do every day

Post trap pics

I have never done that

There's a first time for everything

How am I supposed to fight off my teenage horniness now

I literally have nothing but my school issued ipad

Use the Ipad

That they're probably monitering

It's got crazy ass restrictions on it

They block yahoo

What the fuck

I'm so fucked man

My parents are super strict about no electronics in my room

That was my only hope

well #1 cicero you need to learn how to hide shit

like seriously what did you do leave it out with cum on it

I hid a porn mag under my mattress once

Parents never found it

itds an iphone its fucking 4 inches by 2 inches and a centimeter thick

@Cicero

nice fuckup

now ull need to jerk off here

allow me to teach you]

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*k*

Found an old, even more cracked iPod 4

Probably just gonna use that

lol

Desperate times call for desperate measures

It's slowly shrinking in size

The device I use, not my penis

Used to be 5.5"

Then 4"

Now it's 3.5"

Does this count

yeah but it's not lewd enough

One up me then

@nrg It's a green mushroom you cuck

What are you talking about

Idk anymore

http://i.imgur.com/8h2bRbB.jpg

thats even worse

Who deleted a message

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3367568

wtf is gb down

I keep getting timed out

It was working for me

I hope it isn't permament

I don't wanna loose my 103 pages of favorites

Use exhentai you fagoo

http://gelbooru.com/images/c4/5f/c45f082df7847997564c89c56f530d06.webm

Try this

I don't think Gbooru is down.

I'm pretty sure it's not

a!gbooru

am i doing that right

a!help

```Administration Commands

a-userinfo a-changeavatar a-ircis a-rainbow a-requestlog a-setnsfwrequest a-muteall a-unmuteall a-greeting a-restart a-exit a-mute a-unmute a-purge ``` ```

Crabs?

a!nsfw a!gbooru a!dbooru a!atfbooru a!sbooru ``` ```

NSFW Commands

a!tbib a!kchan a!rbooru a^enabletbib a^enableatfbooru a^disabletbib a^disableatfbooru a^blacklist ``` ```

Permission Commands

a^requestnsfw a^setadminrole a^removeadminrole a^removensfwchannel a^disablensfw a^enablensfw a^setnsfwrole a^setnsfwchannel ！知らない @ALICE a!spost a!mal a!documentation ``` ```

General Commands

a!imgur a!weather a!define a!line a!info a!addquote a!ocr a!maps has the world ended yet? a!ping a!tpb a!movie a!register a!mathgame a!solve a!score a!overwatch a!google a!cbot a!osu.beatmapfolder a!osu.best a!osu.u a!neat a!jisho a!ouchie a!hellnaw a!volume a!inqueue a!add a!add.s a!test_ a!play a!join a!voteskip a!skip a!add.e a!leave a!playing a!queue a!uptime a!uptime.s a!uptime.e a!version a!rroulette a!dice a!commands a!help a!avatar a!check a!thumbnail a!kappa a!lewd a!smol a!catgirls a!stop a!what a!are you there?```

nope

@Gsurus we have an issue

?

huh

a!gbooru

a!dbooru

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__u_511_kantai_collection_drawn_by_ama_mitsuki__a279678ae92b7966a3eb09f3a5fd0876.png

a!gbooru

Weird

http://gelbooru.com/images/46/15/46157a4f5ab111b30574be0236bea857.jpeg

http://gelbooru.com/images/b2/ce/b2ced80b71fba7516fa5a4f216ddddf8.webm

Woah, okay, there it is, with quite the delay.

I think gbooru is having some latency issues

If you'd like anything blacklisted, just have a moderator use the a^blacklist command.

I've gone ahead and manually set up all the modules for this server.

Is there a way to make sure it only posts nsfw in the nsfw channels?

It already does.

by default

You sir are a god

I've set it to only allow NSFW to be posted in the nsfw channels

at any time you can have a mod remove or add a channel using the a^setnsfwchannel and a^removensfwchannel commands

NSFW commands *will* work outside of nsfw channels, but it will do this

a!gbooru

oh rip

a!gbooru

channel is not general_traps_nsfw, returning safe images only

http://gelbooru.com/images/74/8d/748d14404b27551e48393ffea7b60dc0.jpg

and I'll have to fix that text glitch

Ah nice

you can also disable the NSFW commands using `a^disablensfw`

I'm not using exhentai

I can't be bothered to make an account to get around the sad panda

It's worth it

The what?

Delete all cookies

Log back in

Put exhentai into that search bar thing

Boom

What are you people talking about ???

exhentai

It's like e-hentai

But the ex makes it sound cool

if you dont use nhentai

or pururu

leave

nhentai is guuuud

pornhub

Real porn

Real people

Real disgusting

XD

Only reason I search on pornhub: Dragon Dildos

Real sothsmad

Dragon dildos??!

Wtf kinda shit are you into

BOI YOU A FURFAG????

Bad Dragon has some good shit

Don't knock it

Seeing women take in those huge sized dragon dildos is...poetry!

👌

id fuck either or

im not picky where i stick my dick if its hot

I bet you stick your dick in jars of prego you sick fuck

once

Once

"*once*"

twice

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roo...

put it away

Shhh

I'm building a wall of porn

One long continuous stream of porn.

For as faaaarrrr as the eye can see.

.hentai

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No....

Now kirk just ruined the mood.

Rip porn wall.

💔

sorry i ruined ur fap

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very ew

like

"why" levels ew

yeah that phto is nasty af

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