unless you microwave ur balls ur good

Oh lol

because microwave waves are radioactive

He thought it could make me sterile?

or something

no

if you microwave your balls you'll get ball cancer yes

if you microwave something then that food is slightly irradiated

And?

just drink an anti-oxident drink

not healthy

ull be fine

flush them free rads right out\

And what are those

or just use rad-away

take some iodine pills

you will be fine

i remember my grandma had one of the first microwaves ever made

thing was fucking beast

WHAT ARE THOSE XDDD http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/foot_0.jpg

ahem

and it didnt rotate

nO

who is that girl?

who

Corrin

that girls feet

idk

o

What conversation have I just *walked into*

just random pic i got from google

idk

lol

were talkin about microwaves and

feet apperently

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah someoen said "waht are those"

its a stupid meme

http://x.fap.to/images/full/44/151/1512687033.jpg

See theres the feet

nice

hows that for a bikini

Fire Mlem

does it even qualify as one

That's like the most OP armour ever

Hot

more like waifu emblem

Fapoff Emblem

http://www.yourvoyeurvideos.com/images/galleries/0450/389/051ba8611c8b332ef74c68313b44695b.jpg

Hot

there called micro bikinis

Tbh they kinda look like those emojis you can put on snapchat and they just happen to be censoring stuff

meh, they're ok but they're not making them any more attractive

So its legal to be naked out in public now?

yes

I'd be incredibly bothered if someone was walking around with one

i see them all the time on beaches

on a nudist beach

around here

It's like a man in a man thong

chicks wearin almost nadda

@Deleted User do you run up to them and fap on their face

yes

Sounds like the most logical thing to do

no,i just find one whos alone and ask them out

if they say no i find one who says yes

no, if you do they'll call rape and body assault and sexism

and theres always one who says yes

@Deleted User where do you live because Im moving there so I can beat off on the beach

new england

massachusetts

So America

thats degenerate iller

http://fap.to/images/43/1870464353/fetish-porn/Teens-in-Microkini-Fan-micro-bikinis-and-slings-6-4.jpg

Hot

looks like jailbait tbh

I love how there are also tan lines too, just as a comparison if you forgot

http://x.fap.to/images/full/39/684/684298973.jpg

website is called fapto

hmmmm

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also ali why are you brining up microwaves being bad

http://microkinifan.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bm08-5b-pnb2.jpg

you do know that cooking food is infrared RADIATION right?

WHATS UP GUYS IM JOEY SALADS AND TODAY WE ARE PULLING MINI BIKINIS OFF OF GIRLS ON THE BEACH

look at that bitch

you can see her fuckin lips

Lol

Too mini

*did you know that sleeping next to your phone at night will increase your rate of radiation which means you'll have cancer*

#Banallphones

who sleeps next to their phone

lol

Me

i sleep with my phone

A lot of people sleep with their phones on their faces /shrug

it has pictures of people on it

so i feel wanted

Not on my face

RIP I did that wrong

lol

I turn it down and listen to music

hahaha

./shrug

My phone is about 2 feet away from me where I sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

same

i have it on a shelf to the left of me

i keep mine on my night stand

which is next to my bed

@dunce same

but i have a queen size bed so its not like right near me

But sometimes I forget to put it up there

I fall asleep before I can

the bed I have in Spain is so big

On accident

Spanish bed sizes are whack

Am I fucked

but it's the equivalent of super king or something

I'm almost too tall for my bed RIP

really?

how tall are you

sleep in a diagonal

get a california king

become the hypotenuse

Wait wha

Whats that pic lmao

5 "8, I have a queen sized bed

what pic?

5"8 or 5"9 something like that

then how are you to tall

You just deleted it

stop bein weird dude

im 6'0 and i have a queen

and i have more then enough room

wtf

apparently you can defnd while someone is training

in fob

ye how are you nearly off the bed

What I got pinged and now its gone

?

kuk

I was looking at something else damnit

kuk

?

cuck burger

ima ban u miller

Im confused

from everywhere

again

What

rdy

here we go

What did I do

JUST KIDDING

nothing

you acctually been fine

your not annoying anymore

wtf happened

did anyone answer my question of AM I FUCKED BECAUSE IM SLEEPING NEXT TO MY PHONE

you been fine guuuurl

prob

uhh

FUCK

but everyone does it

so who cares

i have not had my children yet

i cannot be sterile

you carry ur phone in your pocket all fuckin day right?

the results of doing that are not yet known

from radiation

You'll die

who needs children

so who cares if you do it at night to

Instantly

we all get irradiated

UV rays man

since no generation that does it has aged to 80 or whatever

And it'll murder you

in the day time its in ur pocket right next to your balls

at night its near ur head

back pocket man

Uhm

so it kills ball cells and brain cells

lol

Really though the dissipation of radiation from your phone is less than what you'd experience from daily sun exposure

back pocket is what girls do

cmon dune

So we are all super fucked

It's why it's a joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And sterile

did you just assume my gender?

na the new phones are safe

yes

the old cells werent tho

oh

so

those giant ones

first the holocaust and now my gender

im fine

ya

were good

No those are probably fine too

@dunce lmao

lmao you fell for the holohoax meme too?

no those old cell phones they did a study on

it was a prank

they emitted a LOT of radiation

@Alibaba ok Joey Salads

Change Alis name to Joey Salads

no

Im Steven Croutons

cabbage>salad

how he's saying the holocaust was just a prank

how insensitive

wut

no

my grandad died in the holocaust

he fell off one of the guard towers

no ur british

lol

after the jews knocked it down

HAHAHA

didju juzt assum mai gendair?

yes

damn man pumpkin spice coffee is gross

my friend brittany just brought me one

Nah

pumpkin coffee

Step 1: open the hatch

fuckin nasty yo

wtf

pumpkin spice

Brittany has no style

step 1: open the door

She has no grace

step 2: step on the floor

everybody do the dinosaur

she has a tight vag

step 3: yor son is the villain in fallout 4

Stop drop and roll

Brittany has pumpkin spice, she's a loose slut kirk

lolz

post pics kirk

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of?

everything

her vag

the coffee