That costs money.

This ain't the PS3.

Morning

Time has no relevency here

Eggs

And weebs

https://youtu.be/9aZzltHQN30

@Tech Talk Look at this fricken brownie

everyone suck my willy

We're literally drawing pictures in Bio

Fucking kms

Fuck,stupid age restrictsions on psn

Age restrictions on PSN?

Tell me about it

I couldn't get MGS3 on the 3DS because I'm 16 and it's age locked to 18

And I was retarded enough to put in my real age for the account

Yeah,and servers arent fucking working now to log on my second account

Wow, rip

I don't miss PS3

Xbox may cost me $60 a year, but it's worth it compared to PS3 and PS4

Last time I had an issue, I phoned Microsoft and they fixed it the same day

Last time I had an issue with Sony, they didn't reply to me for 6 months and made me buy a new console

Entered my age when sony asked for it earlyer and got my acc banned cuz im not 18

wowwww

Ah,fucking finally i managed to log in

I'm sitting in class doing jack shit

Today is a weird day, nobody is really doing anything and I have substitute teacher

Waiting for my girlfriend to text me back, but she's in school too, ugh

Know that feeling

- No work
- Can't listen to music
- Games and web pages are blocked, Discord is my only entertainment
- GF is busy

Reddit is the only other site that isn't blocked that I know of but I've read /all/ like 4 times today

lmao

Lol

What's Dad Bot?

A bot

d!help

sent to dm!

dadjoke

!dadjoke

Oh, oh

d!dadjoke

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine

jesus christ

d!dadjoke

I bought shoes form a drug dealer once, not sure what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

@Snake dont worry me too

yeah but microsoft sent back consoles which didnt even work when the red ring of death happened

@Snake well the whole red ring thing was huge and they didn't tested their product before sending new ones as it would require them to open the box and void the warranty

sup

ya'll

but yeah, they really messed up

yo kirk

I just heard that I'm going back to cali in a month...

oh shit

nice

Freezing my balls off

i live in ma

and its warm

like 45

yeah well, "nice"... my wife can't come with me this time, she have to work

so?

isnt that better?

now you can meet sexy singles

not really, I have a few friends there but i'm gonna get bored really fast

they will love that french accent

nah my accent sucks lmao

it's not even french

haha

still

i dont think you will have any issues

lol

well I wouldn't if i were to try

but it's not my style ^^"

you have to keep in mind that there's sexy singles in france too 😄

I don't have to travel 6000 miles to find some 😉

😐

@Deleted User i would rather bang your hairy pimpled ass

its not pimpled anymore

lol

havent had that issue in years

no way

teach me senpai

Pimpled?

swamp ass?

lol

Whaaa?

dune, stop that you'll give me an errection

what's a swamp ass again

is that sweaty + bushy?

it when you sweat on a hot day and your underware and balls are like a swamp

hot n steamy and stick

sticky n smelly

I'm like that 24/7

:/

...

I'm waxing

Sooner or later

>___>

@Towelie do you have problems with psn?

Currettly

let me check right now

I cant connect to store or play online

Says that there is a maintreance,but on sony site says that there is not

let me check I'm booting my ps4

looks fine to me

everything works

hmm nah playstore don't

https://twitter.com/AskPlayStation/status/824640335926136833

eveything else works fine

oh

And i cant play any game online

well i'm logged, I can see my friends, news feeds etc

Me 2

but playstore is under maintenance

I live in Vermont

I live in the Shivering Isles muahaha

I don't know why you said that sony site say that there's no issues btw : https://status.playstation.com/de-de/ @DevilSnake74

Hmm,weird

There is a problem

@DevilSnake74 about 1h ago
```
You may have some difficulty accessing features and products on the PlayStation®Store. Our engineers are working to resolve the issue as soon as possible, and we thank you for your patience.
```

i can even play gta online

It starts loading then it says maintreance

:x

to be fair, you're not 18, you shouldn't be playing GTA

so it's all g

xD

I played 18 years games when i was 6 xD

yeah, now I see why you are as you are 😛

😁

when I was 6 there was no age restrictions on games

except maybe lego, for 3+ years old

😄

Lol

PSN has always had severe online issues

I dont see what makes this so special

Man

I thought when I only had my PS3

That the PSN issues were exclusive to that console

Mine

Not in general

Just my own little shitty ps3 fucking up

And then I got my PS4

And just realized that PSN (i mean the store every time i say this) really IS just THAT bad

I assume you're new to internet x)

every online stuff always had some issues

But I mean like fucking severe store issues

Not small stuff

Small things I can understand

well yeah, the PSN network back in the days where it was free was really shitty

nowadays I rarely have any issues

I don't play much online though, so that might explain a lot...

store issues aren't bad and psn isn't bad as used to be now

but xbox live is leagues ahead

to be fair, microsoft have a lot more money...

don't they have different departments though

if they had as many issues as sony, it would be a lot less forgivable, especially since their gold system cost more money and they get money for it for over a decades now

they do, I'm talking about microsoft game dept vs sony game dept

I can hardly load a page on the PSN Store 90% of the time

The online multi? That's fine

The store is atrocious though

on pc?

On the console

I rarely have issues with the store though... except on PS3

that shit was slow as hell

on ps3 it was slow as hell yes

but it works fine for me on ps4

even with shit internet

same, on a not so shitty internet though...

My internet is fine

got like 50Mbps up/down on wifi on it

I've always had massive issues with the sotre though

the store was really messed up on ps3

took me quit a long time to load it

hours to update

i still haven't did the update for it on ps4

ps3*

cba

haven't done**

fdsioughirhjgiurehiughfg

fuck off

I had a great grandfather named ozzy and my cousins have a dog named ozzy

did they all died of cancer ?

die*

dieded

Server looks a bit crowded lmao. Not my kind of thing tho.

The ceiling for people talking at a time is 10-ish

so you need not worry about that

nah it's not crowded at all

crowded is 1000 people and still going above

with 100 messages a minute

i've been tehre

there*

he left already

rip

Hell only like 5 people here really talk

wat

yeah, other don't really talk, they just pretend

stfu

dumb cunts

I'll fucking kill you @Towelie

I have my last GED test tomorrow

Let me pray to the <:dorito:263521811512295424> god

good luck, Drowzy

izzat Turtle?

https://youtu.be/5iszUCmLyW4

@Towelie I think my great grandfather died from kld age, Idk though, and the dog is still alive

damn, I would expect that with sucha cancerous name, they would have died from that :/

inb4 "X BLOCKED MESSAGES"

i mean thats just uncalled for

like wtf

>hur hur i hope ur grandad dies of cancer because he has the same name as someone i dont like

@revolver schnozelot pls call him out for this ok??

expecting =/= hoping

damn I missed that asperger kid, everytime I talk I see some message "# BLOCKED MESSAGES" now

I guess he either really like me or is pissed off at something I did

can't tell what though

damn he disconnected 😦 I wanted to ask him how does it feel to be so cancerous that you are immune to concomitant tumors 😢

@dead can I have higher role in your server if I call him out

NO

you support hilary

I dont mean mod

you arnt welcome

People with differing opinions arent welcome? Then you should just ban everyone.

not in that discord

no leftys welcome

Lefties?

I beat off with my right

Okay?

My new avi

Is fucking eye sex

https://twitter.com/PuppetMasterIX/status/809500620298272769?s=09

so blocked message is going after blocked message?

I didn't know we were playing Tetris on Discord

wat

@Deleted User i was the one person in massachusetts to vote for Trump what do i get

i voted for trump too

lol

ok i was the first

So I keep hearing weird shit outside my room or outside my window

Not sure if my head screwing with me or...

Nope

Definitely sounds like a fox being murdered by something

lol

Anywho it's probably dead now so I can finally sleep

Isn't it a little early

1am son 😃

I need to wake up at 6am so

Yeah

you monster, you should have finished it of with a good heel slam on its neck

Me?