only happens evey other week here

I say if it comes down to it

I thought Australlia was just chill bros.

@Roody What up you useless piece of shit cunt, the only thing your good for is giving insults and that's the only thing for your meaningless existence

and isis invades us

@nrg, I pray that an overweight chick stabs you in zimbabwe, you oversexed troll.

WHAT XD

we all meet up and start a survival team

If you can't beat em, join em.

~wraps towel around head~ ALLULULULULULULUULLUULULULUL!

lol

LMAO XD

~rides off on horse back swinging a machete~

^

yes

thats just how it is

gta online

*rides off on dog back swinging a slim jim*

When I lived in Houston, I was living on the infamous Grant Road / Jones intersection.

With the most robbed store in the whole city.

fkn 7/11

I seen a guy freak out cause I didn't get carded for my cigerettes as an 18 year old, but a 29 year olf veteran did.

xD

Just restock on surge cola already

The veteran freaked the fuck out.

mmmmmmmmm

colllaaaaaaa

Meanwhile I was like, fuck this, I got my cigs, I'm outta here.

you told me about that actually

While shouts were going off in the back.

They used to charge me rape for cigs as a minor

but i had no choice

cause where else am i gonna go

To the rape zone.

so id pay like 3 dollars extra a pack

I remember i bought a pack of reds and 2 vanilla entourages and it came out to like $21

Tubby indian man was leeching me dry

*Highway to the rape zone, I'll take you Ridin' into the rape zone*

hey wanna see a magic trick?

fuck

i can make drowzy vanish

No.

Now we don't want to see your Dick kirk

hes gonna ban me

Well guys

never

❤

i knew this day would cum

i dont ban people

i luh u all

mishon

compleet

me

dying

i have angina

mangina?!

GYNO?!

😉

Gyno is sick.

guys i just want you to know

.ud gyno

if i ever stop logging on

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im dead

THAT'S WHY I DON'T DRINK MILK

MILK DOES THIS SHIT

*teleports behind kirk*

Kirk if you don't log on that means we already sent you to a retirement home you old man

*"Nothin pehsonal kid"*

im 28

im in my prime

plus i own guns

Not anymore

i can just shoot ya'll

you are dead

We're taking that away too

i kilt u

ur ded

larp rules

Were taking away your guns kirk

the vietnam war ended years ago

We're also taking your social security money as well

NO

GET AWAY

GET AWAY FROM MY MONEY

Hmmmmmm, I remember when I got my ss money.

STAND BACK OR I WILL KILL YOU

GET AWAY FROM MY MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <:pepegun:261547202457894912>

Someone give him his meds and put him in the time out chair

It was 1,000 in my bank every month.

i think he shit his big boy diaper as well

From 17 to 18.

No wait,

from 17 to half way through 18.

We gotta put papa kirk in a home before he shoots up the whole neighborhood

his flashbacks of nam are running wild

Kirk when the nam flashbacks happen.

Look at those eyes.

Those eyes mean BUSINESS.

🤢

Im gone

WHY DO HIS NIPPLES LOOK LIKE THE EAR PLUGS YOU GET AT RACE TRACKS AND CONCERTS

he'll be back.

That's what the earplugs are made of. 😉

Just know, when you put earplugs in, you're really putting in gyno-nips.

🤢

FUCK OFF

WHERES

THE LAMB

SAUCCCCCCEEEE

right here my boy

ahaaaa wasuh duh

spit it out plasmaticundead

^

First mgo game back in months on the 360 and its 3 infiltrators vs 3 enforcers with 5 granades each and demo 3 camping in their spawn not shooting a single bullet

Next time, type it in english.

It is in english

Okay lemme try and break this down.

You were playing Metal Gear Online 3.

GOTEM

It was 3 infiltrators vs 3 enforcers

GET FRICCIN BEANED U FUCK

Each guy had 5 grenades.

Just the enforcers

"and demo 3 camping in their spawn not shooting a single bullet" <-- then it becomes non-English.

BEANFOrCERS

Did they finally mod the game?

Wait,, So they spawn in.

And not move?

And not Shoot?

That is called

a connection problem

^

They never shot a bullet, never left spawn

That is called

a connection problem

^

Did they leave a few seconds later?

Cause that's what happens to me. I freeze for like 40 seconds then get booted.

OwO

What's this?

There was no issue with the connection just a hail of granades on anyone that got close

a connection problem

Oh!

xD

It's a grenade problem

Now see, now you're making sense.

Do they have the quarterback skill?

Cause I mean, if you have the quarterback skill, you best use it.

Your grenade doesnt have enough ping

you have to download more

its dlc

In MGO2, if you had quarterback 3, you can throw your grenades for a long ass distance.

What is this quaterback you speak of 🤔

Its a throwing problem

I was hit in the head 7 times trying to get a fulten on one of the bastards

You put it on

and it gives you less of a throwing problem

The quarterback skill increases the throwing distance. I know MGO3 has it, but it probs has a different name.

I remember seeing it when they released the skill list for MGO3 back in '15.

Oh that's right that should've been common sense

Its a quarter problem

you give them a quarter and they give it back

So it's literally trench warfare is what you're saying @plasmaticundead

helps you with quarter problems

Its a I should've been a sniper problem on amber station

But yea

Its a sniper problem

Just shoot em with an assault rifle.

xD

You have a rifle for sniping but the sniper isnt there to snipe it

I fucking love being an infiltrator. Stealth camo + assault rifling people to death.

Its a infiltrator problem

Just run around the map like YOU DON'T SEE SHIT! DIE!

you walk in and it fills you with trator

just got some posters

re-doing the basement

Its a poster problem

need shit for the walls

I feel like I'm cheating these players, cause even though my character is low leveled, I was max level in MGO2 and MGO3 is basically muscle memory for me. lol

Fulten 3 plus petral bombs for them to land in when they get imediatly shot down

You hang em up put they never post

the gas station only sells diesel

Plus the buddy system is badass.

Its a petral problem

Its a buddy problem

your buddy wont bud

Wormholes are great when your not being constantly spawned on

Its a wormhole problem

^ I feel bad for the first few buddies I had, cause I didn't know what the buddy system was, so I kinda left my buddy behind on the first few matches.

You got all the holes in the world but not a single worm

on xbox one you guys voice chat with your teammates?

or is it just codec?

@Drowzy all these flavors and you chose to be salty

Its a teammate problem

Some people use voice chat, but I don't have a mic so I just use the codec.

Cause everyone either speaks brazilian or they don't speak at all 😠

you got a team but your mates wont play

shut UP

shut the fuck UP

But MGO3 doesn't have the same text chat like MGO2. Just preset texts.

😃

Idk bout xbox1 but on 360 brazillans rule the game

Brazillians and Middle Easterns always ruled MGO.

Why didn't you say so

Never Forget Kevin Morchesky in MGO2. 💔

course they do

they cant afford xbox ones

10k hours of bounty hunter for a guy named Gothic black ll

remember those polystations you showed me roo

lmao

Yeah. lmao

polystation 3

hahahah

do you guys prefer grape soda over orange soda

Orange Soda > Grape Soda

orange

atta boi

grape is for nrg

fuckin nrgger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F614uU3DsqM

if you pronounce fanta "FANta" i can not associate with u

Fawnta

"fahnta"

f-on-tuh

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huh

do u not like orange soda

I was like "Why is MS Paint open?" I opened it, and it's that fucking pose I told Kirk to do naked.

@plasmaticundead I asked you a question

Plasmatic? More like orgasmic.

More like asthmatic

more like

SHUT UP DROWZY

fagmatic

i love yelling at drowzy

😃

its so satisfying

dunno y

Its cause i live to annoy people

<:kong:271536876970704897>

I am scum of the earth

I am drowzy

king of the sleeping toads

theres drowzy

in 10 years

holy jesus