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2017-01-15 05:45:23 UTC

damn

2017-01-15 05:48:58 UTC

the HIV?

2017-01-15 06:59:21 UTC

The big syphilis

2017-01-15 07:09:06 UTC

Hi

2017-01-15 07:09:13 UTC

I'm new here

2017-01-15 07:09:26 UTC

Hi black man

2017-01-15 07:09:40 UTC

How would you know I'm black? I'm new here

2017-01-15 07:09:55 UTC

I just got discord today

2017-01-15 07:10:07 UTC

How's it going ? :)

2017-01-15 07:10:21 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2017-01-15 07:11:18 UTC

I don't know what that means but it's nice to meet you too (:

2017-01-15 07:12:15 UTC

Hello Kirk man, how is it going?

2017-01-15 07:13:15 UTC

How come no one wants to say hi ?

2017-01-15 07:13:20 UTC

I feel alone :(

2017-01-15 07:14:54 UTC

@nrg hello fukboi

2017-01-15 07:14:56 UTC

Hi black man

2017-01-15 07:15:12 UTC

Wow, you guys are so mean to me :(

2017-01-15 07:15:17 UTC

We love you

2017-01-15 07:15:22 UTC

What did I do I just got here

2017-01-15 07:15:36 UTC

:( Is this how you treat everyone?

2017-01-15 07:15:58 UTC

Yes

2017-01-15 07:16:11 UTC

Some worse actually

2017-01-15 07:16:38 UTC

hey

2017-01-15 07:16:39 UTC

nrg

2017-01-15 07:16:47 UTC

>inb4 bbc joke

2017-01-15 07:16:48 UTC

you missed a pic

2017-01-15 07:16:51 UTC

Oh

2017-01-15 07:16:54 UTC

No he didn't

2017-01-15 07:17:14 UTC

oh, he didn't?

2017-01-15 07:17:18 UTC

Nope

2017-01-15 07:19:21 UTC

Nothing worth seeing

2017-01-15 07:20:55 UTC

correction: AGDQ raised over 2.2m this week

2017-01-15 07:37:29 UTC
2017-01-15 07:42:05 UTC

I JUST NOTICED WHO THE FUCK IS THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT PUT THIS ROLE ON ME

2017-01-15 07:46:54 UTC

Get blacked big boi

2017-01-15 07:48:10 UTC

Change it or I'll BM you <:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-01-15 07:49:20 UTC

๐Ÿ’‹

2017-01-15 07:49:24 UTC

ily

2017-01-15 07:52:33 UTC

nrg

2017-01-15 07:52:35 UTC

did you see

2017-01-15 08:30:14 UTC

@Homu H. Which DMC is best

2017-01-15 08:30:39 UTC

DMC3

2017-01-15 08:30:40 UTC

but

2017-01-15 08:30:45 UTC

you need to play in order

2017-01-15 08:31:00 UTC

for it to be the absolute most satisfying

2017-01-15 08:31:07 UTC

it's great on it's own

2017-01-15 08:31:12 UTC

fantastic even

2017-01-15 08:31:21 UTC

my #1 favorite game ever

2017-01-15 08:31:27 UTC

but

2017-01-15 08:31:51 UTC

it would still probably be better to play in order

2017-01-15 08:32:04 UTC

Feel free to play it first if you want though

2017-01-15 08:32:36 UTC

I'm pretty sure 1 and 2 are on console only

2017-01-15 08:34:28 UTC

The PC port is not very good

2017-01-15 08:34:57 UTC

Fucking pain in the ass to configure the controls for

2017-01-15 08:35:08 UTC

and even then they're still godawful

2017-01-15 08:36:01 UTC

My choices are either shill out 18 bucks for a preowned HD version or play with shitty controls

2017-01-15 08:36:35 UTC

Bayonetta is also 18 dollars

2017-01-15 08:36:36 UTC

Decisions

2017-01-15 08:36:59 UTC

Two fantastic games for 18

2017-01-15 08:37:08 UTC

or 1 fantastic game for 18

2017-01-15 08:37:45 UTC

It'd be great if I could afford either of them

2017-01-15 08:38:24 UTC

Oh shit

2017-01-15 08:38:32 UTC

Preowned buy 1 get 1 free

2017-01-15 08:38:39 UTC

Damn

2017-01-15 08:38:40 UTC

Do it

2017-01-15 08:39:18 UTC

I'll wait until wednesday and ask my parents

2017-01-15 08:40:06 UTC

Sounds good

2017-01-15 08:44:01 UTC

I probably won't tell them what i'm gonna buy though

2017-01-15 08:45:40 UTC

Say you're gonna buy a horse dildo

2017-01-15 08:46:03 UTC

Bayonetta and horse dildos are things I don't wanna be seen with

2017-01-15 08:48:41 UTC

Ok I'm back now

2017-01-15 08:48:54 UTC

but I'm gonna leave again cause I'm sleepy, so what's up

2017-01-15 08:49:02 UTC

First things first

2017-01-15 08:49:31 UTC

**I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS GODDAMN ROLE OFF ME I'M GONNA SHOOT THE NEXT PERSON THAT MOVES** <:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-01-15 08:50:09 UTC

Bayonetta and horse dildos are EXACTLY the type of things I'd like to be seen together with

2017-01-15 08:50:40 UTC

My parents are actually sorta semi proud of me and I wanna keep it that way

2017-01-15 08:51:01 UTC

DISSAPOINT YOUR PARENTS, YOU WONT

2017-01-15 08:51:10 UTC

YO WHAT THE FUCK

2017-01-15 08:51:55 UTC

CHANGE MY ROLE <:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-01-15 08:52:28 UTC

Okay

2017-01-15 08:52:31 UTC

That's it

2017-01-15 08:52:39 UTC

๐Ÿ’‹

2017-01-15 08:52:55 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

2017-01-15 08:53:37 UTC

He blocked me

2017-01-15 08:54:07 UTC

Heh

2017-01-15 09:00:10 UTC

Your next line is!: *"Heh"*

2017-01-15 09:01:37 UTC

Hoh

2017-01-15 09:03:36 UTC

nrg is the autistic version of joseph

2017-01-15 09:03:55 UTC

"predicting" everything ten minutes after they happen

2017-01-15 09:04:42 UTC

My depression is autistic

2017-01-15 09:06:13 UTC

oh

2017-01-15 09:09:44 UTC

Wat

2017-01-15 09:29:58 UTC

I've got absolutely no idea ๐Ÿ˜

2017-01-15 09:31:34 UTC

I was being sarcastic

2017-01-15 10:02:36 UTC

UH

2017-01-15 10:02:43 UTC

why is nrg gone?

2017-01-15 10:03:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/270130720263897090/unknown.png

2017-01-15 10:03:34 UTC

python was being a bully

2017-01-15 10:03:57 UTC

wanna hear something funny

2017-01-15 10:04:31 UTC

i thought that pic a few up of that tunnel was you trying to do more ass/hand poses for a split second

2017-01-15 10:25:41 UTC

There's a Senran Kagura rhythm game

2017-01-15 10:25:46 UTC

My mind's telling me no

2017-01-15 10:59:41 UTC

@Null what did you u se ?

2017-01-15 11:31:52 UTC

Inb4 you run out of blocks

2017-01-15 15:17:14 UTC

Yo

2017-01-15 15:17:20 UTC

I know nothing about metal gear

2017-01-15 15:17:30 UTC

Except that it has a half naked sniper lady

2017-01-15 15:17:32 UTC

And boxes

2017-01-15 15:20:49 UTC

that's all u need to know

2017-01-15 15:30:22 UTC

Gotcha

2017-01-15 15:30:30 UTC

I am more of a TF2 fan myself

2017-01-15 15:30:52 UTC

I do own the box trot taunt, which is based off of the walking around in a box from metal gear

2017-01-15 15:31:32 UTC

did you spend money on it tho

2017-01-15 15:31:37 UTC

that's the big question

2017-01-15 15:45:50 UTC

Yes

2017-01-15 15:45:58 UTC

I've spent quite a bit on Tf2

2017-01-15 16:19:39 UTC

Who kicked me

2017-01-15 16:20:51 UTC

the hidden asshole mod who fucks shit up

2017-01-15 16:21:20 UTC

Kirk?

2017-01-15 16:21:26 UTC

I mean he's the only asshole I know

2017-01-15 16:21:42 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2017-01-15 16:22:03 UTC

what is going on with you

2017-01-15 16:22:07 UTC

you can't be assigned roles

2017-01-15 16:22:15 UTC

and you aren't on the user list either

2017-01-15 16:22:20 UTC

are you the secret mod?

2017-01-15 16:22:29 UTC

wot

2017-01-15 16:22:46 UTC

maybe I need to refresh

2017-01-15 16:23:26 UTC

nevermind, that was it

2017-01-15 16:23:43 UTC

Oh haha, how's it going alibaba

2017-01-15 16:24:12 UTC

also Thank you!

2017-01-15 16:24:14 UTC

narg got kicked by someone

2017-01-15 16:24:33 UTC

I suspect it's the person who has been removing roles from people

2017-01-15 16:24:40 UTC

the thwart

2017-01-15 16:25:27 UTC

Leave Kirk alone he's a busy woman

2017-01-15 16:25:43 UTC

I didn't kick him

2017-01-15 16:25:51 UTC

Why would I do that

2017-01-15 16:25:54 UTC

no he's just sitting in his office being dissapointed in that he can't bring his xbox to work

2017-01-15 16:26:27 UTC

Python kicked nrg last night as a joke

2017-01-15 16:26:37 UTC

Nah I left and I came back

2017-01-15 16:26:46 UTC

after that I went to sleep

2017-01-15 16:26:54 UTC

Oh

2017-01-15 16:26:57 UTC

but when I woke up I apparently got kicked

2017-01-15 16:27:05 UTC

Well wtf is going on???

2017-01-15 16:27:36 UTC

Fuck can someone check all the roles please in both chats

2017-01-15 16:27:40 UTC

there's a spy on mother base

2017-01-15 16:27:44 UTC

I'm on my phone ATM

2017-01-15 16:27:54 UTC

Fug

2017-01-15 16:27:57 UTC

Hey what happened to the stickers

2017-01-15 16:27:58 UTC

ill look

2017-01-15 16:28:00 UTC

Ali can you?

2017-01-15 16:28:07 UTC

the what?

2017-01-15 16:28:17 UTC

I can't use :pepegun:

2017-01-15 16:28:29 UTC

I removed a shit load of pinned messages caus we hit our cap

2017-01-15 16:28:31 UTC

Oh

2017-01-15 16:28:37 UTC

<:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-01-15 16:30:09 UTC

You should be able toi

2017-01-15 16:30:11 UTC

whoever has the [useless] role can ban

2017-01-15 16:30:19 UTC

but idk who has it

2017-01-15 16:30:39 UTC

<:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-01-15 16:30:40 UTC

got it

2017-01-15 16:30:51 UTC

Thanks boi

2017-01-15 16:30:59 UTC

Yea

2017-01-15 16:31:09 UTC

For some reason you were only octocammo

2017-01-15 16:31:18 UTC

You never got nsfw perms n

2017-01-15 16:31:24 UTC

Back or your game roles

2017-01-15 16:31:25 UTC

he got kicked so I gave him octo

2017-01-15 16:31:31 UTC

forgot about nsfw

2017-01-15 16:31:41 UTC

I can get rid of the useless role

2017-01-15 16:31:44 UTC

Cany

2017-01-15 16:31:46 UTC

Cany

2017-01-15 16:31:47 UTC

I removed the game role earlier so that camo would work

2017-01-15 16:31:48 UTC

Cant

2017-01-15 16:31:57 UTC

I appreciate the help <:pepegun:261547202457894912> I won't purge you Kirk <:pepegun:261547202457894912> just not yet <:pepegun:261547202457894912>

2017-01-15 16:32:14 UTC

Alibaba you're granted immunity

2017-01-15 16:32:17 UTC

It might be one of the other mods, but I can delete the role?

2017-01-15 16:32:41 UTC

You can delete the mod role??

2017-01-15 16:32:59 UTC

no, the useless role

2017-01-15 16:33:18 UTC

Then do it boi

2017-01-15 16:33:21 UTC

Lol

2017-01-15 16:34:00 UTC

<@&241615399370620928>

2017-01-15 16:34:04 UTC

who are you

2017-01-15 16:34:14 UTC

It's a BOT role

2017-01-15 16:34:24 UTC

It was no mention spam bots role

2017-01-15 16:34:27 UTC

how can you tell?

2017-01-15 16:34:32 UTC

oh

2017-01-15 16:34:41 UTC

But it was an integrated role so I couldn't delete it

2017-01-15 16:34:50 UTC

So I just changed the name to useless

2017-01-15 16:35:07 UTC

We have way to many roles

2017-01-15 16:37:09 UTC

it isn't any of the user roles

2017-01-15 16:37:13 UTC

it's a mod

2017-01-15 16:37:38 UTC

or one of the bots became terminator

2017-01-15 16:39:32 UTC

Weird

2017-01-15 16:40:43 UTC

Why do some of you not have names

2017-01-15 16:41:07 UTC

it's a color code for the name that makes it blend into the background

2017-01-15 16:41:25 UTC

Lol

2017-01-15 16:41:34 UTC

Ali came up with it

2017-01-15 16:41:47 UTC

We call it octocammo after mgs

2017-01-15 16:41:54 UTC

:|

2017-01-15 16:42:16 UTC

Although I think it's more in line with stealth cammo but the name is already stuck

2017-01-15 16:42:17 UTC

Mobile android discord does not like it

2017-01-15 16:42:37 UTC

They at one point also had their profile pictures that color

2017-01-15 16:42:45 UTC

They literally had no name

2017-01-15 16:42:58 UTC

no style, no grace

2017-01-15 16:43:10 UTC

It was just text and it looked like the person who wrote last wrote their shit

2017-01-15 16:43:18 UTC

It was weird af lol

2017-01-15 16:43:26 UTC

Rip

2017-01-15 17:01:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/270236125807902720/unknown.png

2017-01-15 17:04:49 UTC

is tht kirk

2017-01-15 17:05:15 UTC

I just noticed there's different doors

2017-01-15 17:05:36 UTC

who is it

2017-01-15 17:06:07 UTC
2017-01-15 17:07:34 UTC

The doors? Probably wood

2017-01-15 18:25:44 UTC

People who compare Breath of the Wilds graphics for Wii U (half a year ago) vs. Switch (Now) should shove a fucking joycon down their throat

2017-01-15 18:29:57 UTC

they're the same

2017-01-15 18:42:40 UTC
2017-01-15 18:45:36 UTC

Japanese politics needs shaking up. With this in mind, the Gaijin Cock Sucker Alliance will aim to have representatives in every area of Tokyo through the elections likely to held later this year.

Our manifesto is below;

1. Okinawa is to be turned into the first all Gaijin Cock Sucker Island. Normal people will be kicked out and a bunch more gaijin Cock Suckers will move to the island.

2. Taxes on daily necessities (knee pads, tight white jeans, Pet Shop Boy's t-shirts, Anne of Green Gable DVDS, chamomile tea etc..) will be rated at 0% for consumption tax.

3. The Gaijin Cock Sucker Alliance government will finance the building of 10,000 new rest rooms in train stations and parks. One million black men from Africa will be imported to 'hang out' in the rest rooms.

4. Chocolate bananas, puff pastry and chamomile tea will replace sushi, miso soup and green tea as Japan's national foods.

2017-01-15 18:49:22 UTC

This guy seriously loves to suck cock. He can't stop obsessing about it. I think homosexuals are degenerate deviants and I especially hate annoying faggots who try to push their unhealthy lifestyle on us normal people.

If I am wrong, and this poster is not an fecal-faced asshole-sucking queer, there is only one other possibility.

This is a straight man posting all this nonsense about "gaijin cocksuckers." He sits, hunched over his cum-stained keyboard, brainstorming about how to rehash the same tired content in a new way, which to his porn-addled brain is "clever."

This heterosexual man is so totally captivated by the act of one man putting his penis in another man's mouth, that he feels compelled to share his vision with strangers on CL who are just here for a good laugh. He probably has a girlfriend or wife who has no idea that his brain is filled with images of rigid cocks and hungry man mouths while she goes down on him.

But seriously, how realistic is that? A straight man who constantly posts about hot man-on-man oral sex?

When death finally comes for him, he will think to himself: "My life was well lived. I posted 1,438 'gaijin cocksucker' posts on Craigslist. My time here was not wasted."

2017-01-15 19:20:49 UTC

Ayooooo

2017-01-15 19:20:56 UTC

I slept for 16 hours

2017-01-15 19:21:09 UTC

AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

2017-01-15 19:21:11 UTC

memes

2017-01-15 19:21:19 UTC

OwO

2017-01-15 19:21:24 UTC

don't

2017-01-15 19:21:28 UTC

X3

2017-01-15 19:21:37 UTC

that's fine

2017-01-15 19:21:47 UTC

I started hunterxhunter I'm liking it

2017-01-15 19:21:53 UTC

How're you liking champloo

2017-01-15 19:22:04 UTC

I haven't shower since wednesday

2017-01-15 19:22:20 UTC

I bought the shampoo on friday but I'm too lazy

2017-01-15 19:22:28 UTC

I'll shower rn

2017-01-15 19:22:36 UTC

HOW ARE YOU LIKING CHAMPLOO

2017-01-15 19:22:44 UTC

CHAMPLOO

2017-01-15 19:22:45 UTC

I HAVEN'T USED IT YET

2017-01-15 19:22:56 UTC

THE FUCKING SAMURAI CHAMPLOO SHOW

2017-01-15 19:22:59 UTC

U CUNT

2017-01-15 19:23:25 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ I'll be right back

2017-01-15 19:34:46 UTC

Alright I just showered

2017-01-15 19:35:29 UTC

it didn't make me smell like a samurai but the smell is pretty decent, it had conditioner too so my hair is very soft

2017-01-15 19:39:23 UTC

@Null Yes?

2017-01-15 19:39:30 UTC

I was pinged. >_>

2017-01-15 19:39:34 UTC

And I'm a bot.

2017-01-15 19:39:39 UTC

It's the infamous Roo!

2017-01-15 19:39:40 UTC

And the roles are all ugly now.

2017-01-15 19:40:12 UTC

Yes. I am here.

2017-01-15 19:40:13 UTC

โค

2017-01-15 19:40:32 UTC

Are you typing with one hand, that took like 5 years for you to answer lol

2017-01-15 19:40:43 UTC

>_>

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