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2017-01-14 17:52:28 UTC

Fucking love that song

2017-01-14 18:09:41 UTC

0

2017-01-14 18:28:07 UTC

Ayo

2017-01-14 18:29:26 UTC

Golden man

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ONE PUNCH MAN JUST UPDATED

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BLESS YOU MURATA

2017-01-14 18:31:51 UTC

wait

2017-01-14 18:31:54 UTC

really?

2017-01-14 18:32:13 UTC

OH SHIT

2017-01-14 18:32:15 UTC

KONOSUBA

2017-01-14 18:32:20 UTC

it's here

2017-01-14 18:32:25 UTC
2017-01-14 18:32:38 UTC

IF YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT UP DON'T READ IT

2017-01-14 18:33:09 UTC

Ah you mean manga

2017-01-14 18:33:13 UTC

thought that might be it

2017-01-14 18:33:42 UTC

I just love the art

2017-01-14 18:33:51 UTC

yea nah I'm sure it's great

2017-01-14 18:34:22 UTC

This man doesn't even need to sketch beforehand he makes no mistakes with a pen!

2017-01-14 18:34:45 UTC

@Sexy Zombie Roo Konosuba season 2 has started

2017-01-14 18:35:06 UTC

First episode is out

2017-01-14 18:36:09 UTC

Yee, I posted in the weeb channel the other day about it. I'll probably let a few episodes come out while I catch up on my other current shows.

I took a break from anime for about a week.

2017-01-14 18:38:22 UTC

Got a date with my ex wednesday

2017-01-14 18:38:39 UTC

Hell yeah baby

2017-01-14 18:39:42 UTC

That reminds me

2017-01-14 18:39:47 UTC

I need to send cat pic to mine.

2017-01-14 18:39:55 UTC

Cause cats are adorable.

2017-01-14 18:40:18 UTC

i cant send messages on xbox

2017-01-14 18:40:22 UTC

i was banned

2017-01-14 18:40:35 UTC

what did you do

2017-01-14 18:40:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269898634504568832/Screenshot_20170114-134031.png

2017-01-14 18:40:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269898651902410762/unknown.png

2017-01-14 18:40:58 UTC

This lil cutie right here

2017-01-14 18:41:28 UTC

Oh course roo sends a fucking cat pic at the same fucking second

2017-01-14 18:42:05 UTC

i got mad ands sent a few messages @Alibaba

2017-01-14 18:42:06 UTC

ONE PUNCH MAN SEASON 2?!

2017-01-14 18:42:11 UTC

ITS OUT?!

2017-01-14 18:42:13 UTC

No nigga

2017-01-14 18:42:16 UTC

not yet

2017-01-14 18:42:18 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-01-14 18:42:25 UTC

Y u say updated

2017-01-14 18:42:26 UTC

im banned till 2morrow

2017-01-14 18:42:31 UTC

The manga updated

2017-01-14 18:43:17 UTC

How bad were the messages?

2017-01-14 18:43:24 UTC

things like faggot

2017-01-14 18:43:28 UTC

fucking faggot

2017-01-14 18:43:31 UTC

And that looks like my best friend's mom. lol

2017-01-14 18:43:59 UTC

Was it faggot or fuccking faggot?

One implies that he is a faggot, while the other one implies that he is a faggot while fucking.

2017-01-14 18:44:07 UTC

both

2017-01-14 18:44:33 UTC

and dont forget the fuck you faggot

2017-01-14 18:46:21 UTC

@Deleted User going out with an ex again is like drinking some milk, realising it is sour. Throwing it in the trash. Then seeing it again in the trash a week later and taking another sip to see if anything has changed. IT'S STILL OFF YA FUCKWIT!

2017-01-14 18:50:22 UTC

Mouth

2017-01-14 18:50:24 UTC

Balls

2017-01-14 18:50:37 UTC

I took a Dorito to the mouth

2017-01-14 18:51:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269901392196403200/unknown.png

2017-01-14 18:51:50 UTC

at the fuck @Sexy Zombie Roo that loooks just like my cat

2017-01-14 18:52:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269901489382621185/IMG-20161013-WA0000.jpg

2017-01-14 18:52:38 UTC

That pic looks like a vaporwave album cover

2017-01-14 18:53:07 UTC

Heeeeeeeyyyy, It does.

2017-01-14 18:53:36 UTC

Your's looks like an older softer version.

2017-01-14 18:58:36 UTC

GODDAMN THIS CHAPTER WAS GREAT

2017-01-14 19:00:12 UTC

No details pls

2017-01-14 19:02:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269904163385769984/unknown.png

2017-01-14 19:10:17 UTC

I lived with this girl before

2017-01-14 19:10:26 UTC

We really got close

2017-01-14 19:10:35 UTC

I was the one who fucked it up

2017-01-14 19:10:48 UTC

I'm going to make another go of it if I can

2017-01-14 19:12:01 UTC

@nrg what manga was that

2017-01-14 19:12:10 UTC

i need to pee but i also wanna choke the chicken

2017-01-14 19:12:16 UTC

wat do

2017-01-14 19:12:29 UTC

pee then choke the chicken

2017-01-14 19:12:35 UTC

don't want to get an UTI

2017-01-14 19:12:35 UTC

no choke the chicken then pee

2017-01-14 19:12:46 UTC

dont wanna get that after cum

2017-01-14 19:12:49 UTC

whats uti

2017-01-14 19:12:57 UTC

Urinary Tract Infection

2017-01-14 19:13:06 UTC

It's hard to pee right after jacking

2017-01-14 19:13:07 UTC

@Snake It's the OPM manga, the latest chapter

2017-01-14 19:13:20 UTC

depends if you have a full bladder

2017-01-14 19:13:22 UTC

Plus it sprays in 37 different directions

2017-01-14 19:13:22 UTC

if you do then don't

2017-01-14 19:13:41 UTC

y

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J

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U

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W

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V

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S

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O

2017-01-14 19:16:11 UTC

because pissing with a fullk bladder ruins the experience

2017-01-14 19:16:23 UTC

full*

2017-01-14 19:16:43 UTC

@Deleted User have you reached the point where you even fuck up the alphabet. You poor poor man

2017-01-14 19:16:55 UTC

so my bladder is full but i cant piss

2017-01-14 19:17:04 UTC

y

2017-01-14 19:17:05 UTC

so how to get rid of the pee

2017-01-14 19:17:11 UTC

u have std

2017-01-14 19:17:12 UTC

xdddd

2017-01-14 19:17:17 UTC

thats what ur saying

2017-01-14 19:17:22 UTC

@Chaos shut up twink

2017-01-14 19:18:18 UTC

how th fuck can my experience be salvaged if my bladder is full

2017-01-14 19:18:27 UTC
2017-01-14 19:18:44 UTC

bc you will be thinking that you want to piss all the time

2017-01-14 19:18:47 UTC

instead of enjoying

2017-01-14 19:18:51 UTC

and besides the climax is rubbish

2017-01-14 19:18:57 UTC

the only part of the term twink I fit is the age range

2017-01-14 19:19:10 UTC

the climax of peeing

2017-01-14 19:19:14 UTC

what

2017-01-14 19:20:19 UTC

what

2017-01-14 19:20:29 UTC

@Null But it's true

2017-01-14 19:20:43 UTC

there are many other stereotypes you could use, why this one?

2017-01-14 19:20:44 UTC

This pork tenderloin

2017-01-14 19:20:59 UTC

is taking quite a long while to cook, if I do say so myself.

2017-01-14 19:22:04 UTC

You don't say anything for youself

2017-01-14 19:22:33 UTC

>shadman doing loli shit

2017-01-14 19:22:36 UTC

expect anything else?

2017-01-14 19:22:43 UTC

"If I do say so myself" is quite an aesthetic sounding way to express one's opinion, if I do say so myself.

2017-01-14 19:23:30 UTC

Wo de Jhongwen Bu hao!

2017-01-14 19:25:28 UTC

shadman mmore like shartman

2017-01-14 19:25:34 UTC

ha got him

2017-01-14 19:27:54 UTC

What if no heart to melt?

2017-01-14 19:28:24 UTC

then dead

2017-01-14 19:28:27 UTC

obv

2017-01-14 19:30:33 UTC

My kitty meows when she doesn't see anyone

2017-01-14 19:30:44 UTC

that's the only time she starts crying

2017-01-14 19:31:31 UTC

Then when she sees me she pounces on me and starts cuddling me

2017-01-14 19:31:43 UTC
2017-01-14 19:31:51 UTC

It's like she's saying "Don't ever leave me, please"

2017-01-14 19:31:55 UTC

Cats are cute

2017-01-14 19:32:13 UTC

I have cat that doesn't stop liking my hand.

2017-01-14 19:32:18 UTC

she justs want food tbh smh fam

2017-01-14 19:32:35 UTC

:^)

2017-01-14 19:32:37 UTC

Same Roo mines licks my hand too lol

2017-01-14 19:32:40 UTC

fucking discord

2017-01-14 19:32:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269911690714284032/no.gif

2017-01-14 19:33:26 UTC

sure is special for your cat to make contact with you

2017-01-14 19:33:27 UTC

I don't have cat no more

2017-01-14 19:33:28 UTC

that's because it wants to claw your eyes out

2017-01-14 19:33:33 UTC

and eat it in itsb owl

2017-01-14 19:33:37 UTC

bowl*

2017-01-14 19:34:15 UTC

anywy it's ben ovr 20 minutes since my brain received the signal that my urin bag needs to urinate

2017-01-14 19:34:25 UTC

so im going to take a leak

2017-01-14 19:34:26 UTC

Go pee

2017-01-14 19:34:29 UTC

bye

2017-01-14 19:36:04 UTC

It's hot

2017-01-14 19:36:13 UTC

Ffs Texas, it's fucking winter!

2017-01-14 19:36:42 UTC

.weather Texas

2017-01-14 19:36:43 UTC

```Current weather for Texas, US

Description: Mist; mist
Temperature: 4.00 C / 39.20 F
Cloudiness: 40%
Humidity: 100%
Wind Direction: North-East
Wind Speed: 2.1 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:36:54 UTC

39F MY ASS!

2017-01-14 19:36:56 UTC

.weather New York

2017-01-14 19:36:57 UTC

```Current weather for New York, US

Description: Snow; snow
Temperature: 1.00 C / 31.60 F
Cloudiness: 90%
Humidity: 90%
Wind Direction: Unavailable
Wind Speed: 3.1 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:37:02 UTC

.weather victoria

2017-01-14 19:37:03 UTC

```Current weather for Hobart, AU

Description: Clouds; broken clouds
Temperature: 10.00 C / 50.00 F
Cloudiness: 75%
Humidity: 61%
Wind Direction: North-West
Wind Speed: 2.1 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:37:05 UTC

IT'S SNOWING

2017-01-14 19:37:14 UTC

I'M HAPPY

2017-01-14 19:37:19 UTC

.weather victoria texas

2017-01-14 19:37:20 UTC

```Current weather for Victoria, US

Description: Clouds; scattered clouds
Temperature: 26.00 C / 78.80 F
Cloudiness: 40%
Humidity: 57%
Wind Direction: South-East
Wind Speed: 8.2 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:37:31 UTC

^ 78F

2017-01-14 19:37:56 UTC

Freedom Units represent Roo

2017-01-14 19:38:06 UTC

None of that celsisus bs

2017-01-14 19:38:34 UTC

Texas is wet.

2017-01-14 19:38:46 UTC

Sub-tropical climate.

2017-01-14 19:39:04 UTC

Rogue is wet ;))))

2017-01-14 19:39:52 UTC

People picture deserts. But it's really just backwoods, a beach, swamps, and just.... wet.

2017-01-14 19:41:34 UTC

yeah like my back yard

2017-01-14 19:41:53 UTC

Well, north west folks have the desert. xD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269914004460273674/Texas_Terrain_Map.png

2017-01-14 19:42:12 UTC

.weather Sydney

2017-01-14 19:42:13 UTC

```Current weather for Sydney, AU

Description: Clouds; broken clouds
Temperature: 23.00 C / 73.40 F
Cloudiness: 75%
Humidity: 69%
Wind Direction: South-East
Wind Speed: 3.6 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:42:24 UTC

put a red dot on that image where you are roo

2017-01-14 19:42:30 UTC

```Current weather for Hobart, AU

Description: Clouds; broken clouds
Temperature: 10.00 C / 50.00 F
Cloudiness: 75%
Humidity: 61%
Wind Direction: North-West
Wind Speed: 2.1 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:42:48 UTC

.weather spiderman

2017-01-14 19:42:49 UTC

No results. Try modifying your search query!

2017-01-14 19:42:49 UTC

None

2017-01-14 19:42:53 UTC

wtf

2017-01-14 19:42:59 UTC

.weather batman

2017-01-14 19:43:00 UTC

```Current weather for Batman, TR

Description: Clouds; broken clouds
Temperature: 1.00 C / 33.80 F
Cloudiness: 75%
Humidity: 74%
Wind Direction: North-East
Wind Speed: 1.5 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:43:04 UTC

there it is

2017-01-14 19:43:12 UTC

.weather New Zealand

2017-01-14 19:43:14 UTC

```Current weather for New Zealand, NZ

Description: Clouds; overcast clouds
Temperature: 19.82 C / 67.68 F
Cloudiness: 92%
Humidity: 71%
Wind Direction: North-West
Wind Speed: 5.3 m/s
```

2017-01-14 19:44:40 UTC

New Zealand, New Zealand?

2017-01-14 19:44:58 UTC

Like, around here. @Alibaba

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269914779357806593/unknown.png

2017-01-14 19:45:55 UTC

I wonder if this shit is accurate, anyone could have made this

2017-01-14 19:46:05 UTC

The fact that a state is almost the size of a whole country...

2017-01-14 19:46:15 UTC

Ah yea... it's about this big

2017-01-14 19:46:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269915229230596096/enhanced-buzz-wide-28632-1353103917-7.png

2017-01-14 19:47:57 UTC

texas has 3 million more people than Aus

2017-01-14 19:48:00 UTC

Maps are weird

2017-01-14 19:48:13 UTC

It doesn't account for actual size

2017-01-14 19:48:43 UTC

it's more just that it's easier for directions and traveling

2017-01-14 19:49:08 UTC

you can't turn a sphere into a rectangle

2017-01-14 19:50:41 UTC

Texas is the biggest state. (Not counting Alaska, cause Alaska is basically empty land.)

2017-01-14 19:51:01 UTC

Both queensland and western australia are larger

2017-01-14 19:51:03 UTC

and states

2017-01-14 19:51:25 UTC

Those are states? Would thought they were a country.

2017-01-14 19:51:57 UTC

texas- 695,662 km^2

2017-01-14 19:52:20 UTC

western australia is definitely not independant

2017-01-14 19:52:24 UTC

where did that come from

2017-01-14 19:52:37 UTC

queensland- 1.853 million kmยฒ

2017-01-14 19:52:54 UTC

Western Australia - 2.646 million kmยฒ

2017-01-14 19:53:58 UTC

Texas has a larger population than all of australia though

2017-01-14 19:55:05 UTC

Northern territory- 1.421 million kmยฒ

2017-01-14 19:55:33 UTC

South australia- 984,377 kmยฒ

2017-01-14 19:55:48 UTC

Most of the australian States are larger than Texas it seems

2017-01-14 19:56:04 UTC

I can see that... It looks bigger as its own shape, but if Queensland was a container and Texas a liquid, it'd probably only fill up to this line.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269917574437797889/unknown.png

2017-01-14 19:56:51 UTC

only Tasmania and Victoria are smaller it seems

2017-01-14 19:57:03 UTC

Those are Aus?

2017-01-14 19:57:15 UTC

Wait, nvm. Misread

2017-01-14 19:57:36 UTC

For some reason my brain thought of Romania..

2017-01-14 19:57:37 UTC

I have something that's liquid that I could fill into your container ;))))))))))

2017-01-14 19:57:44 UTC

NSW- 809,444 kmยฒ

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is also larger

2017-01-14 19:58:42 UTC

Germany: 357,168 km2

2017-01-14 19:59:58 UTC

This tenderloin was fucking amazing. 10/10

2017-01-14 20:00:42 UTC

I bet it is! Tenderloin is fucking great with some lemon and seasoning

2017-01-14 20:00:55 UTC

I had no lemon to put on it. :/

2017-01-14 20:00:59 UTC

9/10

2017-01-14 20:01:05 UTC

Hah what a lemon

2017-01-14 20:01:23 UTC

It was only 500 calories. :/

2017-01-14 20:01:27 UTC

Recently had some nice meat from one of the best butchers in AUS, was good

2017-01-14 20:02:38 UTC

This tenderloin is one that my local suermarket sells. But it's not one that the local butchers cut. It's shipped to us from some other big name pork company.

2017-01-14 20:02:44 UTC

Then it goes out to the shelf.

2017-01-14 20:03:00 UTC

I want to live on biltong

2017-01-14 20:03:16 UTC

But its hard to find good biltong in aus and it is expensive

2017-01-14 20:03:30 UTC

the same butcher I just mentioned has it though

2017-01-14 20:03:34 UTC

but expensive

2017-01-14 20:03:59 UTC

I want to live on crawfish. But it's a seasonal type of meat. Idk why. Idk if they hibernate or if it's just cultural to eat it during this season.

2017-01-14 20:04:49 UTC

!

2017-01-14 20:05:01 UTC

Looks kinda like jerky.

2017-01-14 20:05:09 UTC

It is dried meat

2017-01-14 20:05:15 UTC

but jerky is shit in comparison

2017-01-14 20:05:30 UTC

....Now I want dried deer meat.

2017-01-14 20:05:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269920010237902858/image.jpg

2017-01-14 20:05:57 UTC

This road has been lounging on different shit every day

2017-01-14 20:05:58 UTC

Being a south african vegetarian is like being an ausy and not saying cunt

2017-01-14 20:06:01 UTC

That toad is tranquil.

2017-01-14 20:06:01 UTC

This mans legendary

2017-01-14 20:06:20 UTC

>vegetarian

2017-01-14 20:06:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269920236172476416/Foods_Food.png

2017-01-14 20:06:50 UTC

@Null I'd stuff that meat in your mouth to get you to experience the blissful taste

2017-01-14 20:06:53 UTC

no

2017-01-14 20:06:54 UTC

@Null Yes.

2017-01-14 20:07:42 UTC

Stop

2017-01-14 20:07:44 UTC

No

2017-01-14 20:08:07 UTC

Don't taint everything with your deviancy

2017-01-14 20:08:24 UTC

the meat was once a living being

2017-01-14 20:08:30 UTC

show respect

2017-01-14 20:08:35 UTC

Rogue's face.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/269920722732843008/0dd1e1f304c6d74af8f6838c8099c1b7.png

2017-01-14 20:08:43 UTC

so was rogue, but he doesn't deserve respect

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