If they did, we'd become too used to their divinity.

rip doritos

be in peace with ur godly dorito sun

me after unsucssesful try of loading battle gear

💔

http://i.imgur.com/Z9OZqIW.gif
Null couldn't take it anymore.

well suicide must me fullfilled with memes

why is that last one funny

i dunno,ask kirk

he is the one that laughs

pretty sure he was laughing at a different comment and that's taken out of context

or is it just the concept of superior intelligence that made him rofling

I see what you did there

Well actually I don't, turns out I'm gay

fake, I can read the 5 and I'm gay

https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2017/01/13/the-nintendo-switchs-paid-online-service-sounds-downright-bizarre/?client=ms-android-sprint-us

Not good

it's great, it turns out that they lend you a 30y old game for a month if you subscribe

hope it's a major translation issue 😄

@Towelie @Snake @dunce sorry for all the pings, but considering that we are all gay, I was wondering if you guys were down for a foursome?

i'm too lazy for 3 other peeps

but i'm not

Ok, thats down to a threesome

@Snake
```
[8:55 PM] Old Snake. <3: turns out I'm gay
```

don't know who said that

xD

must've been a clone

Threesome then?

screenshot pls

and show me if i said that

Ha you deleted it

Lets all fuck each other

Unban futa

of course that i will never allow that

sorry, no give n takes for me, I'm only a giver

futa will be never be unbaned

only guy i can unban is ozzy

Give me the dick

sounds good, I prefer young ginger children

LMAO

Someones gonna screencap that

Oh boy

Hot

Oh wait I forgot Im gay

get rid of the girl and that's fap materials

nope

no puss or tits so its sfw

ali, I mean remove the girl from the picture and I'd fap to this

lol

oh

yeah hots, I have a dutch wife made of dorito bags

One time, I was over at a friend's house and I found a bag of lays under one of the beds. I immidately said "HEY LOOK AT THIS" and grabbed a handful and stuffed it in my mouth. He told me his brother faps into it and I immidately spit it out

Omg

E S C A P E

I think he was fooling me so he could have them though

Wait he actually said that that wasnt a copypasta?

"hmmm lays creams & onions ..."

yes

"that's not creams & onion tho"

Thats my cream

it was cheese onion flavour actually

big bag

yeah yeah, "cheese"

.ud dick cheese

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for dick cheese:

Word: dick cheese
Definition: A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
Example: baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
```

Ewwwww

the scientific term for that is smegma

<:dud:269530770584895489>

.ud ginger

```Most relevant Urban Dictionary result for ginger:

Word: ginger
Definition: A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Example: Ron Howard is a ginger.

Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
```

...I actually fell for Ali's colorblindness test. Fuck.

lol

I was like "What the fuck... Why can't I read this?" Then my heart started to drop. Then I red the caption and was like "Oh..."

>Red

HA

you can get ginger kids without freckles by living on a carrot only diet

you also end up looking like donald trump

Shrink your hands

i cant see them though

Room cleaned for 2017 botches

Few

Took me all mother fucking day and part of yesterday

@ya boi how's that Look? Letter better?

Zap

That

It looks like a different room

Thirst.

did your dad clean it up for you

...

Ghosts can't clean

>_<

Looks cool,since i never clean my room cuz im too lazy 4 those kind of things

^

Even a enpy pack of tortilla chips is laying on the floor

I clean my room like maybe once every couple months.

^

Or if I know that I'll have a friendo visiting

You guys are slobs

yeah i re-arranged everything

i put the coutch in the basement

since its about to be finished

'and i toook out that big ass dresser and just put it in the hall,gives me so much more space with both of those things gone'

i was expecting at least one "whats in the safe

question

lol

Your virginity

I would assume either money or porn.

its a gun

.... Makes sense.

no guns,that is not a gun safe

mostly documents,money,and stuff worth money,and other stuff worthless to anyone but me

altho there is some 12g ammo in there for the shutgun i keep in my room

oh and my bug-out bag,credit card in my dead dads name with no limit,1000 in cash,copys of all my ID'S,social security card, birth cirtificate and passports,both real and fake,. Just in case i ever need to run.

Oh

I didn't know your dad had passed away already

I'm sorry

i have a will written right now thats says if i die roo,wepx,python,and rogue get everything,

even split

if i die*

Really?

yea

My parents are gonna wonder why an old man gave me his shit

python is out

pls

More for me.

For some reason kirk when I saw that thing on the chair I thought you had stolen homus skirt or something

the pattern

HAHAHHAHA

homu left a little while ago

baby you left your skirt

Homu fucked Mario

I ship it.

we

do live in the same state

and not that far away from eachother

like a 45 min drive

nah longer like a hour n 15

And you know this because you visit regularly for sum fuc

^

no fool he visits me

hes the one leaving his skirt behind

I'm at the point of boredom/not knowing what to do where I am just randomly dragging boxes with my mouse on my desktop

Cyber with rogue

Like you always do

yea

Does that mean cyber sex?

Yes

ill take rogues place right now

u rdy?

no

ok

now?

I am not ready for someone to say horny things with a boston accent

I will never be ready

lol'

https://youtu.be/viZqZiXJzR4

my accents not even that bad

you should hear the people that LIVE there

Nah, they aren't that bad

it's just you

Thankfully I don't have an accent

I hate the boston accent

its like they just left the "r" out of their alphhabet

My accent really shows when i'm loud

I hate it

I speak with a mid atlantic american accent

you can learn to speak normal without the bosto accent if you try

You eat da poo poo

my ex did

Kirk didn't you say your laptop had 16gb ram or something

took her a while but if you spoke to her now you would never know she grew up in southie

The photo makes it look like a shitty 60$ notebook

Yes I would, you just told me

it had 8 gb ram right now,i can add another 8

has*

My laptop has 32gb ram but I don't use it cause the battery is dead

i took those picks with my galaxy s7 edge

lol

My laptop has 4GB ram

It's a shit

not my laptop

I thought you can't add more stuff to laptops without busting them

depends on the BIOS

ram u can

not graphics

You can, it just depends on the BIOS

graphics card and GPU unchangable on most laptops

i got the fuckin intel chipset 4000

so what in the bios would prevent that? Is there a "hardware lock"?

thats it

no

Often you can mod it, it's possible, you just wouldn't bother

its intergrated to ur CPU

too much effort

i dont game on my laptop so it does everythng i need it too

it also plays older games,like morrowind and shit perfect

it runs porn so it's good for kirk

My phone often does that better than my laptop.

Might have to do with age though.

My keyboard probably has the fucking processing power required to run morrowind

I wouldn't be surprised if my laptop couldn't run morrowind

yo have you guys seen all those defective ps4 pros

like 1 in 4 is defective

What?

I wouldn't be surprised if things randomly break in your presence and rain clouds follow you around @ya boi You are probably the cause of tasmania's climate

thats crazy

What are it's requirements? I only saw it in some videos, never in person

@Chaos What was that for

You're probably right though

venom ily nevermind him

Do cattle die a few weeks after you touch them python?

Probably

Did your singular female childhood friend all of a sudden "move away" under mysterious circumstances without saying goodbye 4 days after spending more than 2 hours in your presence?

Do cats look you in the eyes?

I was the one who always moved

And yes

Not for long though

do goats turn towards you when you walk near them?

Never seen one

Have you always had trouble getting along with dogs?

I get along with dogs really well

They always love me

interesting

that is unexpected

maybe I was wrong

@Null most cats dislike eye contact though

My cat always stares me down and then looks away when I out-alpha him

for them it's a confrontational thing with other cats

when they stare at you they are all like "oi cunt ya want to fight brah?"

"I'll fuck you up cunt"

That means my cat is a pussy then

He doesn't follow through on his shit

also raised tail means friendly

its basically "want sum fuc?" for other cats