I have chicken fingers cooking

i just ate leftover dominos

I'd prefer it if they were Sonic's cheese sticks. But alas, they are not.

i invite dfuta

futa

just fyi

Pizza Hut sounds good...

if he gets out of controll ill

remove him

once you remove miller

sick of that kid

lol

Oh shit, Donald wants to be friends with Miley Cyrus

Tomodachi Collection.

chaos touched me in my special place

Jesus should man up. >_<

faggots

is that all you can say

faggots

over and over

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yes

well actually i called you all cucks yesterday

lol

cuckmister

no thats @Alibaba

OH SHIT! ROO HAS FEELINGS FOR TRUMP! 😮 WHOA!

Now they got together.

eyyy, the Hillary-ing is done

.... wait...

oh, it's good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221512369963139074/231472612654448640/yoyoniggers.jpg

i found a picture of ozzy

Ozzy?

oh, him

.... wait, i think... oh, must be one of those oddities

Fuck finally ypu can add people to roles on mobil

Amen

praise be

Speak

No

Can <@&189019656663597056> <@&223275436837306368> <@&229085169011785731> someone add Mike Flo to ps4 users plz

Oh wait

I can

I don't even need mods now

Lol

I can do everything on my phone

I got rid of it

venom didn't bother to inform me about it

Until it was to late

<#231543118762213377>

I revived it

Just for you

I give the people what they want

🏅 **ROGUE 1O3** just unlocked the `master` achievement! 🏅

It can stay for now

Well see if anyone uses it

Lol

Thanks

for

that

,

boss

Boss

fuck

Thanks for that, Boss

:D
Thanks for that, Boss

WE ARE HARBINGER

Assuming direct control

ayy

Let me get on of those bajjels I keep hearin about

Gay

oh shit

its

Bailey

Delet

vfuck off

Sign me up

Good shit

what happened?

no

with chaos

I dont care enough to scroll up

Lazy

Fuck+

Must be American

nice

I'd pay to see that

My friends used to have a video of them sitting in an abandoned trailer smoking weed, then I walked in on them while wearing just an old lady's dress, smoking a cigarette and cussing them out for smoking the devil's grass.

Wish I had that video. :/ But it was that darned Snapchat thingy.

The devils lettuce

Perfectly staged. Perfectly awkward. ❤

Whacky Weed

@ya boi hru

I havent talked to you in 3 days

Don't answer that!

maybe more

maybe less

Yuri is on do not disturb!

So don't disturb Yuri

shit

Now you may disturb Yuri

I'm fine, I've been trying to work out my core though

Deadlifts.

semi same, i've just been running laps around a nearby track.

I haven't been doing shit >_<

I've just been doing planks and push-ups tbh, can't be fucked going for a run

I can run

Like

5 feet.

how many planks and push ups though?

The norm for a plank is like 30 seconds a day and I'm going for about 20 push ups

>not 50 push ups

I can do about

I can barely do 10, I'm heavy as fuck

10 pushups

I can barely run 1 mile but I run 2

big wup boi

then again

I carry around a fuckton of water in a bag

I've been thinking about buying some weights

Weights. ❤

just find some heavy ass rocks

Nah

I don't have any in my yard

I cant lift weights due to a heart problem, I could end up like that guy I remember Rogue and Roo talking about.

Zyzz

💔

What kinda heart problem? Sounds shit

But keep in mind, he was on a lot of coke and meth and roids combined with his undiagnosed heart problem.

Revolver Ocelot goes unnoticed at Trump rally.

https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/559gss/revolver_ocelot_goes_unnoticed_at_trump_rally/

^

Its probably bad that I dont exactly know what problem I have 😅

Shut up roo

Boi

Useless mod

Hey roo can you van someone for me?

NO YOU CANT

:3

I can change their nickname. 😉 xD

I know when I was born I had to be cut open and have my surgery done on my heart, Now I have a scar on my chest and my heart beat sounds different than normal.

That's hot

Scars are hot

>_< Ewwwie. I had to get a spinal tap after I was born and had to stay in for some weeks.

Feels weird when I touch the scar too

Sounds gross

I was an emergency c-section,my ambilical cord was wrapped around my foot and they thought it was my neck and would kill me if I was delivered

Until I was like 9 or 10 my foot was bent

Pigeon foot?

It bent facing in

Twords my other foot

I had to train myself to walk with it pointed out

When I'm really tired or sore it still points in

A lil

So you're saying you were a freak of nature? >_<

Was the bone bent or broke from the cord?

It wasn't broke

Lol

My foot was just pointed in

It's fine now

It was almost like a club foot

~googles club foot~
~proceeds to quiver~

No u haha

Ew

Lol

Actual boner kill

Not as extreme

I didn't need surgury

This is another reason I don't like kids

They creep me out with their increased chance of defects and frailness.

I hate kids

Hate hate hate kids

My friend wants me to move in. He has a kid. >_< Thankfully the kid doesn't live with him.

lol

Maybe I'm a kid

Or you

Did I ever tell anyone here that I got circumcised at the age of 12?

But the room that I would have is right next to the baby's room. >_<

12

I have a very prominent circumcision scar

OH FUCKING CHRIST! Went back to my browser and it was still on that club foot shit. Nearly jumped.

Fuckin kek

❤

I like their Mario one.

Brazzers is garbo

ad porn

also I have no idea why anyone would pay for porn

Same

It's not that hard to find their porn for free.

Google + the over 20 minutes long filter normally works.

I just google searched the images

Wait

Yuri

Why

Was your dick

Cut

At 12

Fucking q3

12

Like

Wtf

I couldnt pull back the skin at all

had trouble peeing and everything

No foreskin for you

I always felt inferior because I wasn't cut B)

Off topic, but does Australia have Popeyes chicken?

lol

Because if not, then poor Australia. :/

Ironically I started to enjoy jackin it after I got cut

KFC?

Ye

Okay, I guess it's not a complete loss.

So you had a lot of extra skin?

KFC > Popeyes.

I'm cut

I never had a choice

I want my fucking forskin back

lol

#CutAndProud

I dont even use lotion

Is there a reverse curcumsision

Me eitger

#CutLivesMatter

Fuck lotion

Raw Hand all the way, yo.

.kick I am roo. Hello

User not found.

Ive probably used it as many times as there fingers on my two hands

.kick fucking roo

User not found.

I don't use lotion either

Devil loves me.

And I love devil

I always wondered

What having forskin was like jacking off

Like

If it felt better

It feels alright

With no foreskin it's like "Covered, not covered, covered, not covered" With foreskin I imagine it'd be "Covered, kinda covered, covered, kinda covered"

Mine? No

foreskin covers the whole thing

Lol

lol

I do it all the time