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2016-12-02 18:57:19 UTC

Rogue the Fake

2016-12-02 18:57:19 UTC

what ovie is that jesus gif from tho

2016-12-02 18:57:21 UTC

And fake

2016-12-02 18:57:39 UTC

FAKE AND GAY

2016-12-02 18:57:50 UTC

Wait

2016-12-02 18:57:50 UTC

A ozzy lover

2016-12-02 18:57:54 UTC

You aren't?

2016-12-02 18:57:56 UTC

Just dont get triggered

2016-12-02 18:58:35 UTC

God hates figs not fags

2016-12-02 18:58:53 UTC

Rolls off the tongue like a wolf on a hill

2016-12-02 18:59:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254320563454083089/db4105eb52e2f5ff67ce17fe805d9771e779a19d.png

2016-12-02 18:59:26 UTC

im the happy gay

2016-12-02 18:59:31 UTC

not the homosexual gay

2016-12-02 18:59:36 UTC

Lmao

2016-12-02 18:59:53 UTC

are you straighter than this dick tho

2016-12-02 19:00:06 UTC

curved dick ftw

2016-12-02 19:00:25 UTC

I'm glad I don't have a banana dick.

2016-12-02 19:00:25 UTC

You're only straighter because you're on top

2016-12-02 19:00:40 UTC

Rogue came in me*

2016-12-02 19:00:45 UTC

my dicks so straight man

2016-12-02 19:01:37 UTC

>_< im just gonna be ignored

2016-12-02 19:01:38 UTC

ok

2016-12-02 19:01:40 UTC

kms

2016-12-02 19:02:19 UTC

if i could suck/fuck myself

2016-12-02 19:02:20 UTC

i totally would

2016-12-02 19:02:22 UTC

i mean damn

2016-12-02 19:02:26 UTC

n o need for bitches then

2016-12-02 19:02:50 UTC

yknow, i just remembered

2016-12-02 19:02:55 UTC

i saw a porno where a guy

2016-12-02 19:02:57 UTC

legit fucked himself

2016-12-02 19:03:03 UTC

it was me

2016-12-02 19:03:05 UTC

somehow his dick fit into his ass

2016-12-02 19:03:07 UTC

and im like

2016-12-02 19:03:08 UTC

omfg

2016-12-02 19:03:11 UTC

how

2016-12-02 19:03:14 UTC

dig bick

2016-12-02 19:03:16 UTC

very flexy

2016-12-02 19:03:20 UTC

but

2016-12-02 19:03:32 UTC

how does it even feel to like cum while youre dicks bent

2016-12-02 19:03:35 UTC

like

2016-12-02 19:03:37 UTC

can you even

2016-12-02 19:03:41 UTC

>~<

2016-12-02 19:03:53 UTC

like he had the whole tip/head in there

2016-12-02 19:03:57 UTC

nah i straight dick it

2016-12-02 19:03:58 UTC

so i think thatd be enough

2016-12-02 19:04:06 UTC

my dick can touch my asshole if it gets hard and then flaccid and i immidately move it there

2016-12-02 19:04:06 UTC

it goes through the body

2016-12-02 19:04:08 UTC

into the ass

2016-12-02 19:04:26 UTC

i didnt wanna go in tho

2016-12-02 19:04:31 UTC

thats nasty

2016-12-02 19:04:58 UTC

wait

2016-12-02 19:05:00 UTC

what

2016-12-02 19:05:03 UTC

wat

2016-12-02 19:05:07 UTC

do you not clean the folds?

2016-12-02 19:05:07 UTC

cum blocked the dick hole?

2016-12-02 19:05:13 UTC

how is that

2016-12-02 19:05:14 UTC

what

2016-12-02 19:05:17 UTC

yeah smegma

2016-12-02 19:05:23 UTC

he got smegma in his dickhole

2016-12-02 19:05:31 UTC

but...

2016-12-02 19:05:32 UTC

...what

2016-12-02 19:05:42 UTC

right

2016-12-02 19:05:48 UTC

omg

2016-12-02 19:05:49 UTC

i

2016-12-02 19:05:52 UTC

never wanna cum again

2016-12-02 19:05:55 UTC

just because omg

2016-12-02 19:05:56 UTC

this scares me

2016-12-02 19:06:17 UTC

i do that

2016-12-02 19:06:21 UTC

never get it stuck

2016-12-02 19:06:22 UTC

if you want to get scared, try imagining your dick breaking

2016-12-02 19:06:26 UTC

and then going purple

2016-12-02 19:06:26 UTC

dunno what's wrong with you

2016-12-02 19:06:27 UTC

NO

2016-12-02 19:06:30 UTC

OH MY GOD

2016-12-02 19:06:32 UTC

its an actual thing that happens

2016-12-02 19:06:34 UTC

No

2016-12-02 19:06:35 UTC

no

2016-12-02 19:06:36 UTC

NO

2016-12-02 19:06:37 UTC

NO

2016-12-02 19:06:39 UTC

I dont need that in my head

2016-12-02 19:06:41 UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2016-12-02 19:06:42 UTC

undertakers break dicks if you die erect

2016-12-02 19:06:51 UTC

wut

2016-12-02 19:07:30 UTC

that's not possible

2016-12-02 19:07:46 UTC

you can't have a clone with a different gender

2016-12-02 19:08:01 UTC

i want a male clone since im a male.

2016-12-02 19:08:06 UTC

selfcest is wincest

2016-12-02 19:08:11 UTC

you have to have a male clone

2016-12-02 19:08:36 UTC

not unless i make it genderfluid

2016-12-02 19:08:38 UTC

amirite

2016-12-02 19:08:48 UTC

that's not a biological gender

2016-12-02 19:08:51 UTC

or a real gender

2016-12-02 19:08:59 UTC

yeah it is

2016-12-02 19:09:00 UTC

slime monster can be gnderfluid

2016-12-02 19:09:05 UTC

check your fucking white male privelege

2016-12-02 19:09:14 UTC

it just makes a sliy dick out of its slime

2016-12-02 19:09:17 UTC

not a clone

2016-12-02 19:09:20 UTC

and then u fuck it in its slime

2016-12-02 19:09:29 UTC

like a pussy

2016-12-02 19:09:29 UTC

Changing the Y to an X means it's not identical

2016-12-02 19:09:46 UTC

what f you divide y by x

2016-12-02 19:09:48 UTC

:^)

2016-12-02 19:09:53 UTC

guess ill be fucking my sister then :^)

2016-12-02 19:09:56 UTC

that's society

2016-12-02 19:10:02 UTC

y on top of x

2016-12-02 19:10:06 UTC

Male above female

2016-12-02 19:10:13 UTC

as it shoul dbe

2016-12-02 19:10:34 UTC

not at all

2016-12-02 19:10:38 UTC

thas not society

2016-12-02 19:10:41 UTC

thatsnature

2016-12-02 19:10:41 UTC

A clone is an identical copy

2016-12-02 19:10:48 UTC

If you change something then it's not a copy

2016-12-02 19:11:06 UTC

it is a modified copy

2016-12-02 19:11:28 UTC

like a reprint of a book

2016-12-02 19:11:40 UTC

your moms a modified copy of MY DICK

2016-12-02 19:11:52 UTC

plus, altering the sex chromosome would also activate any alleles dependent on the new chromosome

2016-12-02 19:12:14 UTC

he's a russian doll

2016-12-02 19:12:32 UTC

so i could be a white male but changing my clone to female will make me a black female/

2016-12-02 19:12:33 UTC

?

2016-12-02 19:12:44 UTC

skin colour isn't dependent on sex chromosome

2016-12-02 19:13:02 UTC

Cloning should not be allowed. If someone were to clone me, then that means there would then be not one, but **TWO** people with my bicep genetics. The world will not be able to sustain itself with that.

2016-12-02 19:13:32 UTC

bicep genetics?

2016-12-02 19:13:36 UTC

everyone has those

2016-12-02 19:13:55 UTC

Bicep genetics.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254324286922162177/Snapshot_20161201_22.JPG

2016-12-02 19:14:15 UTC

ew

2016-12-02 19:14:16 UTC

that's a tumour

2016-12-02 19:14:19 UTC

not genetics

2016-12-02 19:14:21 UTC

that looks nasty

2016-12-02 19:14:25 UTC

you have bicep cancer

2016-12-02 19:14:26 UTC

:3

2016-12-02 19:15:07 UTC

Name me your symptoms

2016-12-02 19:15:25 UTC

Brain Tumour and Type 2 Diabetes

2016-12-02 19:15:28 UTC

My symptoms? Well, a lot of my time is consumed by the mirror.

2016-12-02 19:15:38 UTC

also Chaos I had a maths exam

2016-12-02 19:15:45 UTC

Misread a question, FML

2016-12-02 19:15:51 UTC

Need to kill myself

2016-12-02 19:16:13 UTC

Find the difference between speed of two things

2016-12-02 19:16:16 UTC

Easy question

2016-12-02 19:16:29 UTC

I wrote the speed of the second thing instead of difference

2016-12-02 19:16:42 UTC

no

2016-12-02 19:16:55 UTC

i edited comment

2016-12-02 19:17:25 UTC

my answer too

2016-12-02 19:17:47 UTC

only other question I didn't answer properly was rationalising denominator

2016-12-02 19:17:57 UTC

forgot I could use difference of two squares

2016-12-02 19:18:01 UTC

FML

2016-12-02 19:18:14 UTC

It was to prove one fraction was equivalent to another

2016-12-02 19:18:17 UTC

Without the surds

2016-12-02 19:18:30 UTC

Do you know how points are counted on that exam? if it is an easy question then perhaps it is worth less than those you did make

2016-12-02 19:18:42 UTC

3+sqrt(2)/5+sqrt(8) = 11-sqrt(2)/17

2016-12-02 19:18:52 UTC

I'm taking GCSE

2016-12-02 19:19:03 UTC

gamecube special edition?

2016-12-02 19:19:12 UTC

I forgot I could multiply through by 5-sqrt(8)

2016-12-02 19:19:33 UTC

you can always multiply my squirt ;)))

2016-12-02 19:19:40 UTC

other than that there was some easy as shit probability question

2016-12-02 19:20:16 UTC

Yeh that's further maths

2016-12-02 19:20:19 UTC

This is a mock for GCSE

2016-12-02 19:20:59 UTC

Yeh

2016-12-02 19:21:08 UTC

Except for the Thickos, they do a Foundation tier

2016-12-02 19:21:28 UTC

They changed English and Maths to be Grade 1-9, instead of A*-G

2016-12-02 19:21:37 UTC

Grade 9 is approx. top 3% in country

2016-12-02 19:22:00 UTC

I'm Grade 9

2016-12-02 19:22:10 UTC

those questions are supposedly Grade 9

2016-12-02 19:22:12 UTC

kinda sad really

2016-12-02 19:22:20 UTC

I thought it was meant to be hard to get

2016-12-02 19:22:37 UTC

done

2016-12-02 19:22:38 UTC

ez

2016-12-02 19:23:39 UTC

@Null It's a massive pain. Makes you want to remove your Ralph right then and there.

2016-12-02 19:24:25 UTC

Rogue asked about cum block.

2016-12-02 19:24:47 UTC

Resident evil shit

2016-12-02 19:24:58 UTC

When you fap, then moments later your uretha is enflamed

2016-12-02 19:25:00 UTC

The explained it to me the other day

2016-12-02 19:25:04 UTC

They*

2016-12-02 19:25:39 UTC

Yah and if you piss right after you fap it goes all over the place

2016-12-02 19:25:46 UTC

^

2016-12-02 19:26:10 UTC

its not even possible to piss immidately after fapping

2016-12-02 19:26:27 UTC

That's cause it hurts like a bitch.

2016-12-02 19:26:43 UTC

see? the smart guy says it so I know I'm right

2016-12-02 19:27:28 UTC

Yes

2016-12-02 19:27:36 UTC

But if you don't piss, it hurts.

2016-12-02 19:27:38 UTC

That is why I said it goes all over the place

2016-12-02 19:27:53 UTC

it goes all over the place because your dick is hard

2016-12-02 19:27:56 UTC

not because you came

2016-12-02 19:28:03 UTC

dungus

2016-12-02 19:28:05 UTC

So you then have to piss for like 10 minutes.

2016-12-02 19:28:08 UTC

I don't wanna do your test Chaos

2016-12-02 19:28:23 UTC

very hard

2016-12-02 19:28:32 UTC

i can do maybe 1 or 2 questions if I tried

2016-12-02 19:28:40 UTC

When that happens, I just sit on the toilet and wait till all the piss is outta my system.

2016-12-02 19:29:35 UTC

Ali your Dick is hard

2016-12-02 19:29:43 UTC

For chaos

2016-12-02 19:30:12 UTC

no, I need to pee so I'm trying to not get hard

2016-12-02 19:30:13 UTC

```
A burning sensation after masturbation felt by most individuals is the result of poor techniques being used. Naturally, masturbation is not highly discussed or taught so individuals will tend to try out anything, using any technique that they can think of. Generally if the tip of the penis is stimulated for far too long and with the application of force, the chances of penis burns increase significantly. After ejaculation, the individual will feel a burning sensation in the tip of the penis. However, as soon as they pee, the burning sensation will subside. There may be an urge to pee again but this results in nothing more than a few drops of pee. This collection of pee should be discharged as soon as possible and the genital region should be washed after that. The burning sensation will disappear and will not reappear unless you masturbate too vigorously again.
```

2016-12-02 19:30:24 UTC

You can pee when hard.

2016-12-02 19:30:29 UTC

but I'm farming the skulls event like a slave so I haven't peed despite having to for three hours

2016-12-02 19:30:54 UTC

Just bend Ralph and make him point to the bowl.

2016-12-02 19:31:07 UTC

you can't bend it if it's hard

2016-12-02 19:31:12 UTC

that's ontradictory

2016-12-02 19:31:18 UTC

or should I say, contra DICK tory

2016-12-02 19:31:25 UTC

Well, bend it anyways.

2016-12-02 19:31:43 UTC

that gives you a penile fracture

2016-12-02 19:31:46 UTC

aka purple dick

2016-12-02 19:32:06 UTC

That's when you bend it too far

2016-12-02 19:32:07 UTC

Oohph

2016-12-02 19:32:14 UTC

Penile fracture

2016-12-02 19:32:14 UTC

You gotta bend it only a little.

2016-12-02 19:32:23 UTC

God stop

2016-12-02 19:32:29 UTC

I'm getting goose bumps

2016-12-02 19:32:47 UTC

I just remembered, when I was a little kid my stomach was hurting so I pointed to my stomach-croch area and I said it hurts to a teacher

2016-12-02 19:32:50 UTC

@Deleted User You ever have an ingrown hair on your nut?

2016-12-02 19:32:53 UTC

and he asked me if my balls were blue

2016-12-02 19:33:16 UTC

^

2016-12-02 19:33:39 UTC

Speaking of in grown hairs. This past month I've had several.

2016-12-02 19:33:44 UTC

Fried chicken is good.

2016-12-02 19:34:12 UTC

~waves hand over chaos~ sleepeth.

2016-12-02 19:34:16 UTC

Yes

2016-12-02 19:34:16 UTC

well then go to the dick store and grab a bunch of steamy dicks rogue

2016-12-02 19:34:57 UTC

I have a hamburger pattie thawing out.

2016-12-02 19:35:55 UTC

But I have no buns

2016-12-02 19:36:02 UTC

I am bunsless.

2016-12-02 19:36:03 UTC

do you have a krabby patty

2016-12-02 19:36:18 UTC

Is that slang for my Dick is getting hard but I have no one to fuck

2016-12-02 19:37:21 UTC

I usually get them from the tor browser.

2016-12-02 19:38:21 UTC

I get my chicks from the hovel chaos

2016-12-02 19:38:54 UTC

its a box where you put chickens to dump their eggs

2016-12-02 19:38:58 UTC

i thought u were smart

2016-12-02 19:39:20 UTC

Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Aye cunt, the fak you looking at mate?
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Not gone talk aye? AY! SAMMY! GET A LOAD OF THIS WHACK!
Rogue: ~Stare intensifies~
Bar-Cunt: Let

2016-12-02 19:39:32 UTC

Fucking enter button....

2016-12-02 19:40:30 UTC

Yeah well, I wanted a second season of Deadman Wonderland, but that ain't happening.

2016-12-02 19:41:04 UTC

Rogue was coughing on the mic all night last night.

2016-12-02 19:41:15 UTC

So was Ozzy.

2016-12-02 19:41:23 UTC

And Kirk.

2016-12-02 19:41:37 UTC

They were all making asmr noises.

2016-12-02 19:42:10 UTC

Then Ozzy proceeded to call me directly and continued his heavy mouth breathing and coughing.

2016-12-02 19:42:55 UTC

I'd be in closet filming.

2016-12-02 19:43:19 UTC

No, as Goku.

2016-12-02 19:44:47 UTC

then sleep

2016-12-02 19:45:03 UTC

or prepare two bottles of mountain dew

2016-12-02 19:45:09 UTC

mixed with coffee

2016-12-02 19:46:22 UTC

who's this girl

2016-12-02 19:46:29 UTC

tell me about her ;)

2016-12-02 19:46:43 UTC

I am intelligent but I am also a retard

2016-12-02 19:47:17 UTC

you typed ^ in twice, therefore you were pointing to my message.

2016-12-02 19:48:28 UTC

grab her by the pussy

2016-12-02 19:48:55 UTC

then don't

2016-12-02 19:49:07 UTC

stick the ice cream cone into the refrigerator

2016-12-02 19:49:10 UTC

jesus

2016-12-02 19:49:11 UTC

No it's not.

2016-12-02 19:49:21 UTC

You just say this : "No."

2016-12-02 19:50:04 UTC

its not rape if its a girl doin it

2016-12-02 19:50:05 UTC

She won't be worth it anyways, she probs doesn't know the proper grammar and spelling of standard English words.

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