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Rogue the Fake
what ovie is that jesus gif from tho
And fake
FAKE AND GAY
Wait
A ozzy lover
You aren't?
Just dont get triggered
God hates figs not fags
Rolls off the tongue like a wolf on a hill
im the happy gay
not the homosexual gay
Lmao
are you straighter than this dick tho
curved dick ftw
I'm glad I don't have a banana dick.
You're only straighter because you're on top
Rogue came in me*
my dicks so straight man
>_< im just gonna be ignored
ok
kms
if i could suck/fuck myself
i totally would
i mean damn
n o need for bitches then
yknow, i just remembered
i saw a porno where a guy
legit fucked himself
it was me
somehow his dick fit into his ass
and im like
omfg
how
dig bick
very flexy
but
how does it even feel to like cum while youre dicks bent
like
can you even
>~<
like he had the whole tip/head in there
nah i straight dick it
so i think thatd be enough
my dick can touch my asshole if it gets hard and then flaccid and i immidately move it there
it goes through the body
into the ass
i didnt wanna go in tho
thats nasty
wait
what
wat
do you not clean the folds?
cum blocked the dick hole?
how is that
what
yeah smegma
he got smegma in his dickhole
but...
...what
right
omg
i
never wanna cum again
just because omg
this scares me
i do that
never get it stuck
if you want to get scared, try imagining your dick breaking
and then going purple
dunno what's wrong with you
NO
OH MY GOD
its an actual thing that happens
No
no
NO
NO
I dont need that in my head
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
undertakers break dicks if you die erect
wut
that's not possible
you can't have a clone with a different gender
i want a male clone since im a male.
selfcest is wincest
you have to have a male clone
not unless i make it genderfluid
amirite
that's not a biological gender
or a real gender
yeah it is
slime monster can be gnderfluid
check your fucking white male privelege
it just makes a sliy dick out of its slime
not a clone
and then u fuck it in its slime
like a pussy
Changing the Y to an X means it's not identical
what f you divide y by x
:^)
guess ill be fucking my sister then :^)
that's society
y on top of x
Male above female
as it shoul dbe
not at all
thas not society
thatsnature
A clone is an identical copy
If you change something then it's not a copy
it is a modified copy
like a reprint of a book
your moms a modified copy of MY DICK
plus, altering the sex chromosome would also activate any alleles dependent on the new chromosome
he's a russian doll
so i could be a white male but changing my clone to female will make me a black female/
?
skin colour isn't dependent on sex chromosome
Cloning should not be allowed. If someone were to clone me, then that means there would then be not one, but **TWO** people with my bicep genetics. The world will not be able to sustain itself with that.
bicep genetics?
everyone has those
Bicep genetics.
ew
that's a tumour
not genetics
that looks nasty
you have bicep cancer
:3
Name me your symptoms
Brain Tumour and Type 2 Diabetes
My symptoms? Well, a lot of my time is consumed by the mirror.
also Chaos I had a maths exam
Misread a question, FML
Need to kill myself
Find the difference between speed of two things
Easy question
I wrote the speed of the second thing instead of difference
no
i edited comment
my answer too
only other question I didn't answer properly was rationalising denominator
forgot I could use difference of two squares
FML
It was to prove one fraction was equivalent to another
Without the surds
Do you know how points are counted on that exam? if it is an easy question then perhaps it is worth less than those you did make
3+sqrt(2)/5+sqrt(8) = 11-sqrt(2)/17
I'm taking GCSE
gamecube special edition?
I forgot I could multiply through by 5-sqrt(8)
you can always multiply my squirt ;)))
other than that there was some easy as shit probability question
Yeh that's further maths
This is a mock for GCSE
Yeh
Except for the Thickos, they do a Foundation tier
They changed English and Maths to be Grade 1-9, instead of A*-G
Grade 9 is approx. top 3% in country
I'm Grade 9
those questions are supposedly Grade 9
kinda sad really
I thought it was meant to be hard to get
done
ez
@Null It's a massive pain. Makes you want to remove your Ralph right then and there.
Rogue asked about cum block.
Resident evil shit
When you fap, then moments later your uretha is enflamed
The explained it to me the other day
They*
Yah and if you piss right after you fap it goes all over the place
^
its not even possible to piss immidately after fapping
That's cause it hurts like a bitch.
see? the smart guy says it so I know I'm right
Yes
But if you don't piss, it hurts.
That is why I said it goes all over the place
it goes all over the place because your dick is hard
not because you came
dungus
So you then have to piss for like 10 minutes.
I don't wanna do your test Chaos
very hard
i can do maybe 1 or 2 questions if I tried
When that happens, I just sit on the toilet and wait till all the piss is outta my system.
Ali your Dick is hard
For chaos
no, I need to pee so I'm trying to not get hard
```
A burning sensation after masturbation felt by most individuals is the result of poor techniques being used. Naturally, masturbation is not highly discussed or taught so individuals will tend to try out anything, using any technique that they can think of. Generally if the tip of the penis is stimulated for far too long and with the application of force, the chances of penis burns increase significantly. After ejaculation, the individual will feel a burning sensation in the tip of the penis. However, as soon as they pee, the burning sensation will subside. There may be an urge to pee again but this results in nothing more than a few drops of pee. This collection of pee should be discharged as soon as possible and the genital region should be washed after that. The burning sensation will disappear and will not reappear unless you masturbate too vigorously again.
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You can pee when hard.
but I'm farming the skulls event like a slave so I haven't peed despite having to for three hours
Just bend Ralph and make him point to the bowl.
you can't bend it if it's hard
that's ontradictory
or should I say, contra DICK tory
Well, bend it anyways.
that gives you a penile fracture
aka purple dick
That's when you bend it too far
Oohph
Penile fracture
You gotta bend it only a little.
God stop
I'm getting goose bumps
I just remembered, when I was a little kid my stomach was hurting so I pointed to my stomach-croch area and I said it hurts to a teacher
@Deleted User You ever have an ingrown hair on your nut?
and he asked me if my balls were blue
^
Speaking of in grown hairs. This past month I've had several.
Fried chicken is good.
~waves hand over chaos~ sleepeth.
Yes
well then go to the dick store and grab a bunch of steamy dicks rogue
I have a hamburger pattie thawing out.
But I have no buns
I am bunsless.
do you have a krabby patty
Is that slang for my Dick is getting hard but I have no one to fuck
I usually get them from the tor browser.
I get my chicks from the hovel chaos
its a box where you put chickens to dump their eggs
i thought u were smart
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Aye cunt, the fak you looking at mate?
Rogue: ~stares~
Bar-Cunt: Not gone talk aye? AY! SAMMY! GET A LOAD OF THIS WHACK!
Rogue: ~Stare intensifies~
Bar-Cunt: Let
Fucking enter button....
Yeah well, I wanted a second season of Deadman Wonderland, but that ain't happening.
Rogue was coughing on the mic all night last night.
So was Ozzy.
And Kirk.
They were all making asmr noises.
Then Ozzy proceeded to call me directly and continued his heavy mouth breathing and coughing.
I'd be in closet filming.
No, as Goku.
then sleep
or prepare two bottles of mountain dew
mixed with coffee
who's this girl
tell me about her ;)
I am intelligent but I am also a retard
you typed ^ in twice, therefore you were pointing to my message.
grab her by the pussy
then don't
stick the ice cream cone into the refrigerator
jesus
No it's not.
You just say this : "No."
its not rape if its a girl doin it
She won't be worth it anyways, she probs doesn't know the proper grammar and spelling of standard English words.
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