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2016-12-02 18:31:10 UTC

Ummmm

2016-12-02 18:31:14 UTC

Trump.The Man.The Meme.The Legend.

2016-12-02 18:31:17 UTC

you do know he said he was making a literal wall?

2016-12-02 18:31:29 UTC

he is indeed

2016-12-02 18:31:34 UTC

I concede it's easier for us to prevent gun smuggling (due to being an island) but still

2016-12-02 18:31:38 UTC

and it will be beauftiful

2016-12-02 18:31:41 UTC

'Murica needs to stop killing kids

2016-12-02 18:31:47 UTC

fuck kids

2016-12-02 18:31:55 UTC

people die

2016-12-02 18:31:59 UTC

people kill people

2016-12-02 18:32:03 UTC

its a way of life

2016-12-02 18:32:10 UTC

TIL that the US is an island @dunce

2016-12-02 18:32:13 UTC

People die when they are killed.

2016-12-02 18:32:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254313819705180160/14203093_1148623581879360_5561408451761456346_n.jpg

2016-12-02 18:32:20 UTC

has been since we were swinging from trees

2016-12-02 18:32:23 UTC

I don't live in the US?

2016-12-02 18:32:42 UTC

It's a big island.

2016-12-02 18:32:43 UTC

us isnt an island

2016-12-02 18:32:51 UTC

wtf you talkin bout

2016-12-02 18:32:53 UTC

>US is a big island

2016-12-02 18:32:55 UTC

You heard it here first, Kirk says all Americans are Monkeys

2016-12-02 18:32:55 UTC

Im done

2016-12-02 18:32:56 UTC

fuck this

2016-12-02 18:33:06 UTC

Chill out Samus

2016-12-02 18:33:10 UTC

yeah

2016-12-02 18:33:11 UTC

Roo is from Texas

2016-12-02 18:33:15 UTC

were just talkig

2016-12-02 18:33:19 UTC

It's understandable

2016-12-02 18:33:26 UTC

we arnt being serious

2016-12-02 18:33:27 UTC

I'm gonna just...lurk around lmao

2016-12-02 18:33:28 UTC

jesus

2016-12-02 18:33:34 UTC

lol

2016-12-02 18:33:37 UTC

i know youre not serious

2016-12-02 18:33:46 UTC

but its still really really stupid shit thats coming out of your mouths

2016-12-02 18:33:58 UTC

well then

2016-12-02 18:33:58 UTC

if we were serious I'd have won by now

2016-12-02 18:34:09 UTC

won what?

2016-12-02 18:34:13 UTC

Africa is a giant island.

2016-12-02 18:34:14 UTC

my dick up your ass?

2016-12-02 18:34:24 UTC

^ Not a big island.

2016-12-02 18:34:25 UTC

ill give you that for nothing

2016-12-02 18:34:32 UTC

roo you hick shitbag

2016-12-02 18:34:39 UTC

I have no nothing to pay for that

2016-12-02 18:34:47 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254314439723974656/11173332_642130385929854_4676345504650725241_n.jpg

2016-12-02 18:34:52 UTC

too bad you are a hick

2016-12-02 18:34:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254314469881151488/IMG_20160816_221214.JPG

2016-12-02 18:34:55 UTC

therefore our transaction is void

2016-12-02 18:34:57 UTC

we could go hunting

2016-12-02 18:35:03 UTC

omfg

2016-12-02 18:35:06 UTC

Ozzyrambe

2016-12-02 18:35:06 UTC

what si wrong with ozzy

2016-12-02 18:35:14 UTC

Hmm,kirk explain

2016-12-02 18:35:17 UTC

he's a troll

2016-12-02 18:35:18 UTC

i tried

2016-12-02 18:35:20 UTC

cmere ill shoot that fucking abomination of harambe down

2016-12-02 18:35:40 UTC

My le english is too unprofessonal

2016-12-02 18:35:44 UTC

Look in <#234585021254467589>

2016-12-02 18:36:03 UTC

why

2016-12-02 18:36:09 UTC

Lolz.

2016-12-02 18:36:10 UTC

did you take a shit in there?

2016-12-02 18:36:15 UTC

Yes.

2016-12-02 18:36:18 UTC

im not falling for that again

2016-12-02 18:38:16 UTC

who here is a tsundere

2016-12-02 18:38:38 UTC

me

2016-12-02 18:39:16 UTC

can I pet the tsundere

2016-12-02 18:39:18 UTC

and be friends?

2016-12-02 18:39:18 UTC

xP

2016-12-02 18:39:46 UTC

n-no

2016-12-02 18:39:50 UTC

...

2016-12-02 18:39:53 UTC

*pets the tsun*

2016-12-02 18:40:01 UTC

good tsun

2016-12-02 18:41:31 UTC

Ive been around

2016-12-02 18:41:34 UTC

hes been around

2016-12-02 18:41:48 UTC

gee thanks Kirk i can speak for myself

2016-12-02 18:41:49 UTC

xP

2016-12-02 18:41:58 UTC

welcome

2016-12-02 18:42:00 UTC

Samus is a pretty forgettable character, too.

2016-12-02 18:42:04 UTC

Bitch

2016-12-02 18:42:08 UTC

Do you wanna fight

2016-12-02 18:42:15 UTC

Becuase them fighting words in my neighborhood

2016-12-02 18:42:25 UTC

Naked fighting or not fighting at all.

2016-12-02 18:42:27 UTC

Lol fight me

2016-12-02 18:42:37 UTC

"i have crack" are fighting words in roos hood

2016-12-02 18:42:39 UTC

and

2016-12-02 18:42:50 UTC

"i just got my welfare check"

2016-12-02 18:42:51 UTC

^ Bust out the pipe.

2016-12-02 18:42:56 UTC

roo doesnt live in a hood kirk

2016-12-02 18:43:02 UTC

Yeah

2016-12-02 18:43:08 UTC

he lives 1000k from a city

2016-12-02 18:43:09 UTC

Roo lives in the boondocks.

2016-12-02 18:43:10 UTC

I have cocks

2016-12-02 18:43:15 UTC

yes ali thank you

2016-12-02 18:43:16 UTC

Idk if those are fighting words though

2016-12-02 18:43:18 UTC

im aware

2016-12-02 18:43:28 UTC

Roo lives in trees.

2016-12-02 18:43:33 UTC

How the fuck can i fight with u,u are not in front of me,u are on second side of the goddamn planet

2016-12-02 18:43:35 UTC

Fuck logic

2016-12-02 18:43:37 UTC

roo lives in all of us

2016-12-02 18:43:44 UTC

not me

2016-12-02 18:43:44 UTC

ew

2016-12-02 18:43:47 UTC

i dont want people inside me

2016-12-02 18:43:50 UTC

thats nasty

2016-12-02 18:43:51 UTC

^ Especially you.

2016-12-02 18:43:58 UTC

I will

2016-12-02 18:44:08 UTC

You have just the right body temp.

2016-12-02 18:44:21 UTC

STO[

2016-12-02 18:44:23 UTC

NO MORE

2016-12-02 18:44:24 UTC

Rogue is coming with some dank memes

2016-12-02 18:44:25 UTC

LAZY TOIWN

2016-12-02 18:44:27 UTC

MEMES

2016-12-02 18:44:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254316889474334732/banned_pokemon_ep.jpg

2016-12-02 18:44:34 UTC

memes

2016-12-02 18:44:43 UTC

lol what the fuck

2016-12-02 18:44:45 UTC

hahahaha

2016-12-02 18:44:49 UTC

james has bigger boobs than jessie and misty

2016-12-02 18:44:53 UTC

let that sink in

2016-12-02 18:45:12 UTC

fake and gay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317059679322114/IMG_20160801_141530.JPG

2016-12-02 18:45:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317100301156354/Serena_takin_Ash.jpg

2016-12-02 18:45:30 UTC

U cri everitim?!

2016-12-02 18:45:30 UTC

DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE

2016-12-02 18:45:33 UTC

YOU ARE A PIRATE

2016-12-02 18:45:39 UTC

YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE

2016-12-02 18:45:49 UTC

lol

2016-12-02 18:45:49 UTC

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2016-12-02 18:46:00 UTC

kirk

2016-12-02 18:46:01 UTC

that would be molre like a twin team

2016-12-02 18:46:07 UTC

since you look alike

2016-12-02 18:46:09 UTC

what

2016-12-02 18:46:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317318643908608/IMG_20160816_221156.JPG

2016-12-02 18:46:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317370623918080/12592255_1545704555732566_8425714871138295994_n.jpg

2016-12-02 18:46:35 UTC

miki cannot be trusted

2016-12-02 18:46:35 UTC

@Alibaba speak

2016-12-02 18:46:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317429839233027/Nerdrek.JPG

2016-12-02 18:46:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317456825253890/1460051583994.jpg

2016-12-02 18:46:50 UTC

no i was responding to rogue asking who the red person is

2016-12-02 18:46:54 UTC

oh

2016-12-02 18:47:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317523493847040/Gear_invention_gone_wrong.jpg

2016-12-02 18:47:09 UTC

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2016-12-02 18:47:17 UTC

LLOL

2016-12-02 18:47:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317591428988928/uzume_condom.jpg

2016-12-02 18:47:31 UTC

just a sociopath

2016-12-02 18:47:33 UTC

its ok

2016-12-02 18:47:36 UTC

i am too

2016-12-02 18:47:37 UTC

yknow what

2016-12-02 18:47:37 UTC

I was eating those beans...

2016-12-02 18:47:40 UTC

we're all fucking insane

2016-12-02 18:47:40 UTC

Edgy

2016-12-02 18:47:52 UTC

im not insane

2016-12-02 18:47:58 UTC

im just a sociopath

2016-12-02 18:48:02 UTC

Are you fucking insane?!

2016-12-02 18:48:06 UTC

just like my idol chaos

2016-12-02 18:48:10 UTC

I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

2016-12-02 18:48:11 UTC

all of you gonna die now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254317814049931264/yandere_ayase_5.jpg

2016-12-02 18:48:36 UTC

Time to go Yandere?

2016-12-02 18:48:38 UTC

Yes.

2016-12-02 18:48:47 UTC

well boys and girls

2016-12-02 18:48:55 UTC

i must get ready for work shortly

2016-12-02 18:49:00 UTC

Kiiiiiiirk

2016-12-02 18:49:03 UTC

Dont leave us

2016-12-02 18:49:06 UTC

We love yoooooooooou

2016-12-02 18:49:07 UTC

i wont

2016-12-02 18:49:11 UTC

call in sick

2016-12-02 18:49:19 UTC

ill be back on as soon as i get there

2016-12-02 18:49:20 UTC

call in that you got bombed and cant go to work

2016-12-02 18:49:21 UTC

do it

2016-12-02 18:49:26 UTC

do it

2016-12-02 18:49:28 UTC

do it

2016-12-02 18:49:36 UTC

call in to who?

2016-12-02 18:49:40 UTC

im the boss

2016-12-02 18:49:45 UTC

your second in command

2016-12-02 18:49:48 UTC

idk

2016-12-02 18:50:00 UTC

Hi

2016-12-02 18:50:01 UTC

if youre the boss

2016-12-02 18:50:05 UTC

then you technically dont have to go to work

2016-12-02 18:50:09 UTC

just be like

2016-12-02 18:50:12 UTC

take care of shit

2016-12-02 18:50:13 UTC

bam

2016-12-02 18:50:14 UTC

@Chaos so one day i can find you and destory you

2016-12-02 18:50:15 UTC

free money

2016-12-02 18:50:24 UTC

i have money

2016-12-02 18:50:28 UTC

plenty of it

2016-12-02 18:50:34 UTC

i sill need to work

2016-12-02 18:50:38 UTC

if thats the case buy me some dlc then

2016-12-02 18:50:41 UTC

cheap ass

2016-12-02 18:50:43 UTC

xP

2016-12-02 18:50:44 UTC

mmm no

2016-12-02 18:50:50 UTC

im also cheap

2016-12-02 18:50:53 UTC

if thats the case buy me a plastic moonman cup

2016-12-02 18:50:56 UTC

for christmas

2016-12-02 18:50:58 UTC

plz?

2016-12-02 18:51:00 UTC

FINE

2016-12-02 18:51:05 UTC

Im not on sell

2016-12-02 18:51:10 UTC

ill buy you your fucking moonman cup

2016-12-02 18:51:13 UTC

ok

2016-12-02 18:51:18 UTC

ok <3

2016-12-02 18:51:23 UTC

im serious

2016-12-02 18:51:29 UTC

okay...i should shut up i guess >.<

2016-12-02 18:51:30 UTC

Soo his dad put him in the rape zone.

2016-12-02 18:51:37 UTC

lol

2016-12-02 18:51:38 UTC

me too

2016-12-02 18:51:42 UTC

i always think of ozzy

2016-12-02 18:51:44 UTC

I would really appreciate that cup

2016-12-02 18:51:54 UTC

i called him a tool oce

2016-12-02 18:51:56 UTC

and he goes

2016-12-02 18:52:03 UTC

Kirk youre a tool

2016-12-02 18:52:10 UTC

"my dad raped me with a wrench dont call me a tool"

2016-12-02 18:52:11 UTC

now leave

2016-12-02 18:52:12 UTC

When some1 said rape,i got triggered,and said that dank rogue meme

2016-12-02 18:52:16 UTC

wait is general discussion now memes?

2016-12-02 18:52:26 UTC

no

2016-12-02 18:52:29 UTC

yes

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2016-12-02 18:52:29 UTC

Almost

2016-12-02 18:52:46 UTC

well theres the door chaos

2016-12-02 18:53:01 UTC

dont let it fuck you on the way out

2016-12-02 18:53:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254319090682953738/12741887_547906892058053_5037050247207517753_n.jpg

2016-12-02 18:53:35 UTC

lazy town meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254319169594458113/Real_BB.JPG

2016-12-02 18:53:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254319262921916418/Rom_Dont_hate_appreciate.jpg

2016-12-02 18:54:00 UTC

ergo, the anti christ

2016-12-02 18:54:00 UTC

We are Number Gay

2016-12-02 18:54:11 UTC

We must save the memekind

2016-12-02 18:54:22 UTC

Comemeist govt.

2016-12-02 18:54:26 UTC

Im anti gay thought

2016-12-02 18:54:30 UTC

damn commies

2016-12-02 18:54:30 UTC

ummmm

2016-12-02 18:54:31 UTC

why

2016-12-02 18:54:40 UTC

You don't want to get roo inside you?

2016-12-02 18:54:40 UTC

we should kill fidel all over again

2016-12-02 18:54:54 UTC

Age, where the CIA failed

2016-12-02 18:55:02 UTC

GUYIYS

2016-12-02 18:55:04 UTC

damn XCOM

2016-12-02 18:55:12 UTC

killing my rookies

2016-12-02 18:55:19 UTC

I want him inside too

2016-12-02 18:55:22 UTC

It's cold outside

2016-12-02 18:55:27 UTC

IF JESUS'S LAST NAM IS CHRHRIST THEN IS GOD CALLRD HRISTUS

2016-12-02 18:55:35 UTC

HOLY SHIIIIT

2016-12-02 18:55:57 UTC

ok so gods son is jesus christ right

2016-12-02 18:56:02 UTC

As one we are but mere sticks, but together we form a mighty faggot

2016-12-02 18:56:02 UTC

so god is called christ

2016-12-02 18:56:07 UTC

no

2016-12-02 18:56:10 UTC

because dad automatically has the sae last name

2016-12-02 18:56:11 UTC

his surname is christ

2016-12-02 18:56:21 UTC

yeah rhight

2016-12-02 18:56:27 UTC

his real name is Roo

2016-12-02 18:56:37 UTC

Jesus

2016-12-02 18:56:40 UTC

a title goes before your name

2016-12-02 18:56:50 UTC

checkmat atheists

2016-12-02 18:56:59 UTC

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2016-12-02 18:57:02 UTC

Chaos the Christian

2016-12-02 18:57:03 UTC

Next joke

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