wow crazy

Silent night here

budget cuts

2017 is gonna be even worse

theres to many australians in this chat

Can't wait to lose a limb

need to prune some

chaos gtfo

Yeah chaos

✋

not this shit again

so did rogue and pythons ancestors

you're not somalian fuck off

but they were in chains

trying to steal my boat

:(

I watched Captain Phillips a few days ago

really good film

were they rapists,theifs,or murderers?

Make chaos the captain pls

*de capton

Chaos de Capton

I have some blood diamonds

Yeah out of court settlers

LOL

noice

the aborigonals

so when you said they weren't rapists and murderers

or some shit

not sure what's funnier, rogue's ancestors being nice or kirk's spelling

#fuckthenatives

trail of tears bitches

Hey don't let Kirk have the credit

They were still mostly English then

my ancestors werent here yet

they were still in italy for that

the first kirk didnt come here till 1904

so how many elections did your ancestors vote in

considering Italy has had about 60 new governments since WW2

the came here in 1904...

what about the ones that got left behind

no clue

there a was a nota enough space on de boat

im sure i have relatives over there

i dont know them though

I don't know half of my close relatives

you should trace them back, find them and pretend you're their poor relative

hey it's me your brother

Yes "close"

my father was adopted

and I've never met my aunty or one of my cousins on my mother's side

pretty good

my life is like the royal family when all the princes went off to fuck people

it's harder to find someone without royal blood here

hey it's me your brother

sheep?

well i hope you dont wind up fucking one of your sisters

do it

rogue meeting someone is gonna be a chance encounter anyway

that would fucking be gross

id be fucking sick for life

don't call his sister gross

i didnt

and this is where we tell rogue he's adopted

him fucking his sister not knowing it was his sister woiuld be gross

have you ever seen Star Wars?

lol

ya you cant even ship stuff to tasmania

Send me xbox pls

we managed to ship people over there

sure pay for the shipping

No

well]

stop being an asshole

You're related

awwwwww

maybe he IS your brother

no

Fuck him

Maybe they're the same person

maybe she isn't your birth mother rogue

LoL

they were twins

seperated at birth

did you know that both my parents never turned up to my birth

dude

Sad

your mom had to be there

kinda hard for her not to be

Chaos send me that gif

it's necessary

Kirk has fallen for the bait

yesa

no kirk thanks to science you can grow kids in a lab

oh yeah

soon they will have a "grow your own kid" kit you can order online

they have those for black people

it's called "sea monkeys"

LOL