I guess two main guys made it and they had been fighting really hard recentlt

That's why it's been all screwed up

And I guess one guy finally just went nuts and said if I can't have it no one can

Lol

That's fuckin stupid

No

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I want that

Fucking snake

I want your snake

You can have it

But

Only my flaccid snake

😂

It's always flaccid you goddamn old man

Naw

You can't handle my old snake

Both the funny thing and the sad thing is I've had more sex than you all combine

With more people at once than you all

Lol

Tmi?

Sex doesn't matter

We've got porn

FUCK sex

I had so much sex from 15 to 24 I'm good

For about one year I'm pretty sure I had sex at least once per day

If I never had sex again I wouldn't mind

It's overrated

And then you wind up with a relationship

And that is a pain in the ass

Forget doing your own thing

Oh you wanna stay in.....AGAIN? Your playing xbox....AGAIN.....

We aren't going out? Where are we getting dinner? The house is dirty this that me you compromise fuck you

Seriously I don't miss being in a relationship

I like being able to come home kick of my shoes have a few beers with the roomie if he's home then go up to my room get online and do whatever till I fall asleep

Being in a relationship is fucking work

And I spent 12 years fucking doing drugs partying getting fucked up and being with more girls than I can remember and one or two I loved,but now I'm almost 30 and just want to fucking chill

Even having roommates is kinda restrictive at times.

Nah mine is the shit

I'd prefer a small trailer with just me and my right hand.

It's a pain to want to get up and cook at night but don't want to wake the roommates.

We don't fight about shit,we're both Batchelors

We both have our own space

Well as he sleeps upstairs and the kitchen is downstairs...

I don't have those issues

Plus we have 2 chill rooms

We have the living room which is his,and the basement,which is mine

So if either of us has people over late they just go down there

Sounds nice

Plus we have our rooms

I spend 90% of my time either in my room or basement

There's 3 bathrooms

So

Yea

That's overkill

I wouldn't mind a basement

Set up a gym in the basement.

I need a gym

I know.

The basement is hooked up just like a living room,it's got big screen flat panel and shut couches mini fridge

Bathroom

🐸

Roo

More like

Rood

Living room upstairs has the same shit

You gotta admit, that one was a good one lol

Then I got my room that has my own big screen and shit

And wherever I decided to go I just grab my shit and go we have hookups in all rooms so we don't need to bring any wires

Like I'd just unplug my xbone and laptop and switch up rooms in a sec

It's pretty legit

Everytime I bench or do any otehr form of tricep workout, I always forget my left elbow locks up. It's a massive pain.

I even have a couch and a lazy boy in my room

Lol

Ow

My place is hooked up

We get it

It's like the joint pauses and then pops out.

I need to get my fat ass to a gym

I know.

That suit that I'm in in that pic?

Don't fit

No more

I'm ashamed

My arms have been looking deflated lately.

I am ashamed.

Do it for Zyzz

I will bby.

And for the 100% natural vegan Rich Piana.

Ok

Who is zyzz

For real

i have a room for myself

BRB time to close up and gone home it's 10 o'clock

Well ur still young wepx

k

rogue is on top of me

I didn't think you lived in the ghetto or some shit lol