You lost uh

the civil war

nice goalposts fatty

Oof

i mean burger

<:smork:309402628050124801>

My side didnt

Lol

USA didnt lose vietnam tho

literally didnt

The war of 1812

or 1812

We got a new president

And bounced

burned yo house

We won 1812

in a raid

toronto got burned to the ground

usa lost against russia in the 2016 election

give back maine

We massacred the Brits after

When they marched south

not to mention the natives got BTFO

Good ol james madison

war of 1812 ended all hope of effective native resistance as a british proxy

forever

Yeah I'm just fuckin around, USA numbah 1

what i was trying to say is americans are incapable of handling loss

their brains dont work when loss gets involved

accept a loss

sad!

like the alamo

I am eating and shitting then dipping my food in the brown toilet water and eating it with chunks of my shit on it

is this loss

ligma

yt ballad of the alamo marty robbins

[Leaf me alone:6629] ballad of the alamo marty robbins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyu3OIn5A00

http://nigger.com

Alamo was a holding action so

185 holdin' back 5000

its not like they were ever going to push the mexicans back

THATS MY FAVORITE SONG

doog

also good

I LIKE YOU

TRAVIS

YOU CAN FUCK MY SISTER

id point more to early US losses in WW2 like the phillipines tbh

lmao

😆

those lands dont belong to america anyway, but ok

when you think about the biggest military defeats in US history

there really arent any huge catastrophes after like

the revolution

1812, maybe

not even the civil war

there should be more songs about battles on the western front

USA never had a stalingrad

where a whole army surrendered

never had to process loss

yt leningrad billy joel

[Leaf me alone:6629] leningrad billy joel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgD_-dRZPgs

really never

"transgressively queer"

atrophied brains

even Khe Sanh and Tet were huge US victories

lmao what

you goys tired of winning?

that were basially misread by traitors in the media for easy ratings

so when a legitimate loss comes along like in the animatrix, it has to leave canon

the most recent and most massive failure of the US military

was probably like

Savo island

maybe

kassarine pass

if america fought the soviets in 45, would they have won?

yes

alone it would have been a stalemate

nuke the fuck outta them

no nukes

they had 2

or USSR would have taken mainland europe

at worst

you cant just take out a variable in war

neither side can invade the other

we had nukes

we could use nukes

you fucking used them

on japs

no nukes left

we could easily make more

kek

@Rael we had enough material for like two or three in 45

it wasnt a fast process

it didnt pick up til the 50s

the nukes from the 40's were only good as a show of force

somewhat untrue i mean

as weapons they were kinda shit due to their expense and low amount

well they were pretty effective

well we also had a better military

and they would have to go thru siberia

they were effective but wouldnt win a war

no

you could knock out a whole lot of industry or administration

we could just bomb the railroads

they just werent tactical weapons

bomb moscow lel

actually macarthur's idea during the korean war was very smart

he wanted to bomb the mountain passes in manchuria

yeah it would be an easy win tbqhwy famalam

it was smart but set a dangerous precedent

basically destroy the method the chinese used to get troops into korea

plus, even if america had enough nukes to bomb a handful of cities in the soviet union, the manufacturing and industrial infrastructure was moved so deep into the soviet union that no contemporary bomber could have hit those cities

dangerously cheesy

geist is right

but they were already heavily damaged from fighting with germs

nukes arent a factor in a hypothetical us-soviet war in 45

by 45

well it wouldn't be over quickly

it wouldnt be an easy war yea

the main US advantage is airpower and the second advantage is a better logistical train

so it would become a factor

but u.s would win fo sho

even an ocean away

but no way the US could invade like the germans did

in 41

never

OH SHIT LMAO

idk if the us could handle the atrocities the germans handled

atrocities

the US public would demand a peace

LOL

too many casualties

the russians would be the ones victim to atrocities

the US commits plenty

there's like nothing by alaska

so really nothing for them to really do war crimes on

wow brainlet alarm

how is that brainlet at all

all the money stormy daniels fundraised on gofundme is now paying for trumps legal fees <:laff:387622602111320065>

they would have to cross siberia

enter alaska which has very low pop

the western front was a pedestrian war

Canada would fight on mooseback

yeah, but for us americans we wouldnt have to deal with civillian casualties

really just the ruskis

canada actually had a sizeable military in the 40's

it only recently shrunk down

so the people would turn against you even quicker

canada so strong!!!

i think canada had something like the 3rd largest navy by 1945?

since you have no home team

the better to pay reparations to the natives

what

but yeah canada wouldnt be steamrolled by the soviets if they tried to move in that way

it would be like them fighting across another russia

ffs

weren't pierre trudeau buds with the soviets

yeah

pierre trudeau and his bull castro

justin trudeau might be a castro bastard child

lol

USA should have allied with USSR against China and UK

Obama Kenyan nigger

Obama nigger

@Mazianni did russia hate china?

>and UK
lol wtf

usa should have allied with germany and japan against britain france and the soviets

Gordon gook

@Gordon Frohman after stalin died yes

lol why

rarted

@Double Negative brits suck

god damn i want to see a soviet chinese war now

Up the RA

why would why align with fundamentally opposing forms of government

rarted

i dont think the U.S would've turned on france, they had been allies for centuries

brainlet

what

why would why

and they were still close to the UK

Frogs are gay

you aligned with fucking communism lmao

<:laff:387622602111320065>

we allied with democratic govs

<:laff:387622602111320065>

jesus

russia was just also against fascism

USSR was natural ally

<:pickledab:429006360525406209>

enemy of my enemy is my friend

alright im out

ever heard that?

bye geist

United States of Russia when

https://open.spotify.com/track/5jaAGfPCSEQxzHPp8ghYzR

@Double Negative

fut is geist?

yes

o

he changes his name every minute

gonna be fu next

i had no idea lol

Big

Fat

Nigger

COck

He is becoming more minimalist

next will just be FU

these were always so cringe

like even as a kid i never laughed at them

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sliding

i watched some videos by a moto-vloger who used them as his reactions to what was going on around him

sad

pretty cringey, but it worked

@Rael have you listened to red rider before?

no

yt red rider human race

[Double Negative:3845] red rider human race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QDbxKJv-ok

blacksabbath4ever

the song isnt metal

dododoodoo

i'll listen to it on spotify

its 80s new-wave

pop new-wave?

wtf

or experimental new wave

sounds like Tom Petty or something

dunno

sounds poppy

yt life is a highway tom cochane

wow

lel

but yeah the guy does sound like petty

guitars sound like the ones my dad liked playing

he would treat them the same

like he treated your mom

rough, with lots of fingering

neet

kinda sounds like white wedding lol

maybe the bass

ye

probably a hundred popular songs have a similar bass riff

yeah

bass riffs should be good