YOU FUCKING BETA FAGGOT YOU SHOULD BE WORKING OUT AND POUNDING THAT SHIT LIKE WATER AND EATING NOTHING BUT RED MEAT AND RICE

Well

I try to

I would go through 2 shakes a day

Bet you don't even have a beard

I have one coming through

But beards are for soyboy faggots

Clean shaven is best

Nigger what

reminds me of the time I was at this festival and these caribean food nigs where pouring dirt food water right next to my tent, I asked one not to and they all crowded round like Id insulted their mothers

i shave and its a beard before the day is over

Unless its a Dan bilzerian sorta beard

beards are out of regs

i bet you faggots can't even fill out a full beard

>b.b.beards are for soys
Sounds like a cuck

beards are for soyboys who are too afraid to shave

got all splotches of missing hair and shit

Tellem bout my beard @Piccolo Niccolo

some blacks cant handle being told their behavior is wrong

real men use a single razor and shave their neckbeards like a boss

sweetest beard

its violently triggering

scared to grow a beard because real men will call you patches

@Alex Jones post your FUCKING face and beard

Pussy

I can light a match on my face

You grow a beard in the winter and have at least a mustache in the summer

I rock a goatee in the summer

>beards are manly
>but I'm not manly enough to post my face

heh yank

Cmon faggot

women get damp when they touch @Alex Jones's beard

Post it

like Fred Durst

women like men who can groom themselves

>ur a pussy post face
Fuck you kid

prince the mighty Anzac @-Prince

i showed you my dick now answer me

just heard a bang at like 3.44am

gunshot sounding bang

>women like men who groom themselves
No women like men real men manly men who hands are like sandpaper and grips like iron

face like sand paper and a body like steel

@Alex Jones I'm 134lb, I can only tone my muscles so much. I'm trying to put on more weight but it takes a while.

you look like a tweaker

Also YES I KILLED THE SPIDERMAN, NO I DONT REGRET IT

how much crack u smoke?

I quit drugs ages ago

lies

it worked for getting off the fat

how you join the military with a crack addiction @-Prince

Man those 3 chest hairs

literal femboy

^

Im a beastman, literal winter coat rn

he is gay so

Tru

put some lipstick on

you could probably pass

>no chest hair

wtf

posting your dinner on OH and expecting compliments

>not having hair everywhere
Bet he shaves his balls liek a pussy

posting yourself on OH and expecting not to be doxxed for shits n giggles

BANG

>not shaving your dick

wtf is that

Fuckin white people

I trim it so it ain't a jungle

^

tbh I do too, I don't like massive amounts of body hair.

I ain't 10 anymore and if a bitch wants that she got problems

if you shave it all its really uncomfortable for a few weeks

Like, a little bit of pubage is pretty good but too much just ruins the dick.

i mean you can trim it a little but wtf you trying to look like a baby butt??

^

literally sounds like someone fired off three rounds in the local hood in the middle of the night

I don't even like my woman fully shaved shits weird

Trimmed is where it's at

@Medusa Sounds about right, I'm used to that shit

fucking california is so overrun with niggers it's a nightly guessing game

"fireworks or firearms"

>commieforna

oh I heard the fizzle that time

kinda like "hooker or hoochie" but less judgmental

its fireworks

wtf they doing that at 3.50 am for

@-Prince so you shave your chest don't you boy

My family doesn't grow chest hair.

Because niggers @Medusa

like, literally no family members have chest hair.

we have thick as fuck necks though

I dunno how that happened

Shit genes

@at the mall fuck yeah

Malls are ded

I don't particularly like chest hair

Nobody ask you

@Alex Jones I don't shave my chest

shut fuck niggerfaggot

Parachute from helicopters

I just have a ton of white hairs that are taking up space

@-Prince are you sure your boyfriend doesnt slip soy into your protein

If I shaved my chest I'd have more black hairs come through

But there is a difference between having chest hair and being Austin powers

white hairs are the death of me

@Double Negative I don't live with my boyfriend

entire face is fucking covered in them

Gorrila

Bet you bleached that shit

didn't

Great ape looking mother fucker

nah nigga

my cheeks are covered in a thin layer of white hair

WORLD STAR!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPw9wuke5BQ

can't see it but you can feel

Fucking oozaru lookin bitch

excuse youy

I'm a fucking pussy magnet

cats love me

yt hobo dildo

[-Prince:1998] hobo dildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rWrYCYtYc

is this real life

lolol

@Gordon Frohman did you do it

my southern Italian genes make me short and hairy

Manlet

>not being over 6ft

>not being 6'3

ha manlet

I am doe

one of us

kirk isnt though

>being over 6ft
fucking lanklets

No he isn't

I'm 6' exactly

>lanklet

he 6'0 exactly

and weigh like 160

i am the fucking skeleton

Am I a lanklet @Piccolo Niccolo

i bet you regularly hit your head on doorways

sHAKTI WTF LMAO

@Alex Jones AT&T throttles their own phones
I got less than 20mbs using my Note 9 on AT&T but on my S8+ I would always get 60-100mbs, even 150mbs the other day
I just flashed a stock unlocked firmware to my note 9 and now it's at full speeds

AT&T are scam artists, like holy shit, never buy phones directly from them

shakti a giant

he a fucking uber human

He shakti is a freak

shakti used ancient buddhist methods to stretch his spine

no way 6'7 is a human height

i can't sit in most cars comfortably

he master chief levels

of tall

sucks

@Hercules no shit I use Verizon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF7aOw3hU_E
It's sad seeing Freedom getting old

Verizon doesn't operate in my area, sadly

andre the giant's long lost brother

Great company

With AMERICAN tech support

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXseEnXtsc

Shakti tapped into otherworldly powers he's actually a Buddhist giant

WATCH

verizon or bust

Can confirm, verizon isn't completely fucking shit

yt hobodildo

[Piccolo Niccolo:6261] hobodildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9rWrYCYtYc

i hate niggers that use mettropcs

No I'm lazy

@Alex Jones ^

AT&T is fast as long as you don't use their own phones

And cozy as shit

watch the video alex

then cry when we go out of town and their phone doesn't work

MetroPCS runs on T-Mobile towers

the hobo dildo is an artifact of unimaginable power

Just get Straight Talk

@Piccolo Niccolo I've seen the hobo dildo

straight talk is shit too

Old news

damn

thank god a buddhist wizard like shakti was able to safely remove it

Straight Talk will let you use Verizon and AT&T towers

So you get most coverage

@Hercules depends on the phone

ack-shully

They give you a SIM activation kit

that dildo vid was skati tho

Just get a phone that will work on all of them

I'm grandfathered in to so much shit with Verizon

nigger not all phones are cdma and gsm

and pick the sim you want

all good phones are

only verizon phones are both

all of the galaxy phones are universal

Unlimited call text and data for 60 a month

hence why used verizon phones sell for more than any other company

if the phone isn't locked to the network it will work

my verizon s8+ will work on any carrier

and when I unlock my note 9

same story

I want....no need muddy back

kick rice off the mod team and put muddy in his place

its only fair

Think I won't

Every one need to spam muddy @Muddy Grimes#6825 to come back

i tried sending him a friend request a few months ago but he never accepted

All he had to do is unblock me

<:pepesad:281042039104077824>

Note even Rice

Cause Rice legit did shit to piss him off in dms

You two

Ruined it

Fuck off, nobody cares about some neet loser that hates all women and complains about having to leave the house to get welfare money

he's going to die

and nobody will know

Muddy is in shakti server

it will be months before someone notices

I need my muddy back

fuck you herc

muddy is an international treasure

He is

<#484795925433417758> he is memorialized in oh now

A treasure to who

us

You can't stop it

herc you're a newfag

Shut up kike

no u

Burn in a dumpster fire

that i started

no u

consume lighter fluid and lit matches

consume shit

and shoot yourself

I do consume shit whenever I read your post

what

i noticed

jump in a bathtub of crushed glass

you always spew a ton of it back out

and into the chat

•\ /•
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@everyone @Muddy Grimes#6825 go spam him bring him back

ffs I need another screen protector, this glass one somehow doesn't work anymore

herc the bigballed newfag

I miss Muddy

And his snek girls

me too

snekposting was bestposting

nigger