like dwarves are medium

humies are cool

das rite

i was a squire in my backstory

so i can relate

fellow humankin

yt i diggy diggy hole original

[Fried:9919] i diggy diggy hole original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ

yt diggy diggy hole new version

[Fried:9919] diggy diggy hole new version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Blood_Knight_(5e_Class)

I AM A DWARF AND I DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

DWARF HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

wait

can i heal undead @Alex Jones

LOL RIP

midas touch

Yeah this isn't berserk

DND

I’m ready for dnd

I haven’t played since 99 so I’m ready

I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready

check the pins

Ok

using roll20

also the second pin is the wiki we are using

for characters and classes

Ahh ok

ye

doing a 5e homobrew

@Alex Jones I cant view them on mobile

That

sucks

you got a pc?

or a tablet

Let me check

it works on tabelet

Ok

yes

yes you can

do it

please

Ill use your service

My farmer rapes trees

@Alex Jones I finished making my char wat do now?

can do

I’m in

launch the game

Ok

Should be able to see your character sheet in the jounal tab

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/5e_Homebrew @MI6

what where using

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Immortal_(5e_Background)

@MI6 when rolling stats it's 3d6 and I allow 2 mulligans per stat

You grew up a citizen of the greatest kingdom in the land, a realm that served as an example of civilization and stability in a dark, lawless world. Unfortunately, your homeland faces many enemies both within and without; enemies that seek the destruction of everything your nation represents. You have dedicated your life to one of the many holy orders protecting the kingdom. Your order boasts agents, allies, and stalwarts across the world, even in the world’s darkest, most dangerous corners.

Skill Proficiencies: Intimidation, Religion

Tool Proficiencies: Smith's Tools, vehicles (land)

Equipment: An insignia of your order, a tabard with your order’s symbol, a set of traveler’s clothes, a letter of introduction signed by your superior, and a belt pouch containing 15 gp

is this a background

@Fried my character is a warlock named George Washington

o

Lol

we need a henchmen with a coffin on his back

or get a donkey

im not about that slavery shiet

@Fried how do I attach a bond to my character?

I’m confused

its on a character page

whats your race

Human

you can also get a generator

http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?469002-List-of-All-Personality-Traits-Ideals-Bonds-amp-Flaws

this is also a way to get some

@Alex Jones pin this

ez

gonna need it for later

big clumsy dwarf fucker gonna fall off the boat

lol

OH NO

fucking 30 foot boss is just gonna fling me against a wall or some shit

and i go flying

HYEAAAAAHHHH

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=artl0kJe3HA

I’m ok

Let me just remember

Ok

I got 14

I’m tired now @Alex Jones I’ll try again tomorrow

Bye

Yeah I should be on tomorrow

to help

ey

meemus periniulum is here

lul

when i cant invite anyone to play because server has been getting attacked

fuck you GI

fucking liberals

@Spooky Lolilover

OwO

Cunt

whats dnd

@chicanon Dungeon and Dragons a tabletop rpg

Nerds

@RhodesianDan
>pinning your own post
How's ***THE GAY*** feel?

Pretty good tbh

<@&489560795240333323> will be on in 30 to help you build a character if you've never done it before

Why tf do I have the dnd role?

Because to play D&D you fucking nerd

@Kierketard everyone who voted yes in the poll got it if you don't want to play I can remove it

Plz. I just voted just cause

@Kierketard uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugay

>dnd player calling someone gay

LMAO

>never playing dnd and just buying into the memes

good job

anything that's not shoving your nerve meat in anybody's moist hole with 0 discretion is a frenzied puritanical neon nazi cult

yeah put that role inside me

@Alex Jones AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

u when you join the party@Fried

S I P

kek

how do I join this shit?

https://app.roll20.net/join/3726582/6xghnw

thanks, gonna sign up when I get home in 5 hrs

Alright time to play s9me DND

It's not gonna be fore like 2 weeks man

@Essig Gotta right shit and start this thing on the spur of the moment

I gotta create my character first

I don’t even know how

This will literally be @Alex Jones by session 3-5 when he gets sick of our shit

hahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahhahaha

Kek

@Essig I'll be on later tonight if you need help building a character

Alright swell

grovy we actually doing this

yeah

oh man i havent played in such a long time, i might actually have a character sheet buried in my folders

won't be for like two weeks gotta write and plan shit

Soooooooon tm

that yours?

ye

nice

What I'll be using

gm privilege

cant wait

Got a pretty good outline going

but have you figured out what youre gonna do with those things i mentioned

that we didnt fill on the characters

The god stuff?

let me go get them

these

Oh inspiration is thing I'll explain later

Imitative isn't set up yet

is that a roll thing

and we are only using gold pieces

Initiative is roll order or who attacks first

o

ye

ok

At the start of a encounter you roll initiative to see who goes first second etc....

ok

Inspiration is something else

I'll explain later

Alright

wait

HAHAHAHAHAHA

yt dwarfs are great sprinters

[Revolver Ocelot:1776] dwarfs are great sprinters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsPsQYzvc4E

good

god

kek

should i make it 20

yt dwarfs are great sprinters lord of the rings

[Revolver Ocelot:1776] dwarfs are great sprinters lord of the rings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4qZrPX60bw

yes

ok

But if you get inspiration you get advantage on a roll

coolio

meaning you roll twice and take the higher of the two

I'll explain that probably 20 times

what allies/organizations do you think would fit

i chose clan battlehammer as my main one

being mithral hall where my character originated

*fuckin dragon nigger stole it*

character appearance goin strong

@Alex Jones can i invite a friend to the server for d&d, he's new and wants to play with us?

is he a antifa faggot?

nah

hes been here like once

does he like shitposting

then left

sure i guess

@Fried tell him to say something in genome general

he joined

he said something too

@Alex Jones

c o n s t a n t p i n g

schweizer is asking him why hes here

So

yes

very good officer

@DBITROFG aye

yes

https://app.roll20.net/join/3726582/6xghnw

ask revolver ocelot for assistance whenever he says he can help people

hes busy rn so

ye

you need to pick a race and stuff

Be able to help later

its a free account for roll20

oh and to get to the editor you have to click 'start game'

alright

oh and dont pick a race thats undead/demonic for the 2nd time

for the 3rd time

for the 4th time

for the 5th time