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2018-09-16 11:59:11 UTC

I ended up deleting the account and it devastated me. I hate being submissive. I hate how men constantly try to abuse you, even though I loved it so much. I love being an object. I hate having pics of me spread around. It's conflicting. I wish I could find an incel who was so openly misogynistic but really a caring individual but none exist. I want to be called a femoid, I want a guy to constantly degrade me, call me worthless, tell me all I'm good for is my roastie cunt. But I want him to care for me too. And a guy who acts like an incel won't be like the real thing. It's a dangerous fantasy, just like rape. I guess it'll never be one I can truly act out without dire consequences. I feel violated. I wish I never sent the pictures. I know they'll be out there forever. They might even share them on incel groups. I don't know how many people have seen me. It turns me on but disgusts me even more.

I hate it, how I feel about incels. Most of those guys don't deserve to "escape inceldom" because they're misogynistic and evil. And unfortunately that's what I like. I'm just a stupid femoid slut and I hate it. The mods of Inceltears remove my posts there because they want to preserve the image that nobody will ever love incels. I don't love incels, but I fetishize them, and what they say to me. Why am I so messed up?

2018-09-16 11:59:15 UTC

STOP

2018-09-16 11:59:25 UTC

alex asked me to post my entire pasta compendium

2018-09-16 11:59:26 UTC

so i'm doing it

2018-09-16 11:59:37 UTC

Gucci gang is truly the defining work of a generation. It will be decades before scholars truly understand the nuance in the lyrics of diminutive Pump. Some argue that Gucci Gang is a postmodern analysis of the materialistic attitudes and personality cults of celebrities in late stage capitalism. Gucci gang attacks the over inflated obsession with wealth and the capitalist infatuation with personal wealth and appearing wealthy. Gucci Gang also harshly criticizes the downfall of traditional values and the prevalence of physical states of pleasure with illicit substances in early 21st century art and culture. His defamatory attitude towards sex and women exemplify the lapse of modern moral standards around the physical act of love between two figures and mocks the sexual carelessness of today's youth. Intended to progress the women's movement of self respect. He also expresses that oneโ€™s interest lies mainly is status symbols such as โ€œbalmainsโ€, rather than respect in women. In late stage capitalism money becomes more important than the societies wellbeing. Money becomes more important as an idea than itโ€™s true value, because of humans enate materialistic obsession once the basic human needs are fulfilled they still crave more which is fulfilled by houses, cars, clothing, and other luxury items, all people canโ€™t help but have these desires. This is the downfall of capitalism. Most people want to help others but when given the choice between more for themselves or more for more people they choose themselves. Itโ€™s human nature combined with modern day capitalism leads to disaster. We have evolved enough to know what would be better for more people yet still donโ€™t do it, itโ€™s because we are selfish by nature but if money is controlled by the masses then money will be used correctly. Mr. Pump shows this by explaining how he spends extraordinary sums of currency on โ€œnew chainsโ€.

2018-09-16 11:59:39 UTC

However, the shackles are not physical, but rather the chains are a representation for the bondage capitalism forces upon the masses. Paying for these chains is similar to how people defend, and even supply capitalism's demands, which only tightens the chains. One of these chain tighteners is the pharmaceutical corporations, whomst Little Pump loathes. His extreme detest for large pharmaceutical corporations is mainly due to their possession of a monopoly on goods such as codeine; thus the prices are driven sky high. He connects this with the Opioid crisis, which causes extreme poverty, and is often targeted toward the lower class. Mr. Pumpโ€™s character.

2018-09-16 11:59:45 UTC

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

2018-09-16 11:59:49 UTC

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

2018-09-16 11:59:57 UTC

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

2018-09-16 12:00:03 UTC

After a long, hard day of work nothing beats an ice cold beer. Cool, refreshing, light. None of that fancy stuff, just a tall can of Miller. Mid-shelf beer. They have it at the corner store. I don't keep any in the house. If I have it I'll drink it. I'll drink too much. I don't want them to see me drinking too much. I still have pride. I put tape over my webcam so they don't see me at all, but I think they have cameras somewhere else in the house. They definitely have listening devices. My smoke detector is a microphone, pretty sure. It's wired into the house but still needs a battery. That's suspicious. It only seems to beep when I'm having a good day. I think they want me to always have bad days. I think they want me to drink too much. I'm not going to do it, though. I only buy one can at a time. I never grab the can from the front of the line.

2018-09-16 12:00:04 UTC

It may be poisoned. I always grab my can from further back. Maybe the second one, maybe the fourth one. Sometimes I ask for one from the back room. I trust the guy at the corner store. I don't think he's with them. Once I grabbed a beer from the front. I felt very sleepy after drinking that one. One moment I'm watching the television, next moment I open my eyes and I'm on the floor. I couldn't move. I could see the sound of them bubbling up through the floor. Whatever they gave me gave them away. They live in my walls. They control the wires. When I grab a beer from the front they control me. I couldn't move. I thought if I could move my fingertips I'd be free. My fingers didn't move. They were holding a beer. An ice cold beer. I like having one at the end of the day after working hard. I work hard a lot. My shoulder hurts. My knees ache. Nothing a tall beer won't make feel better.
I feel good when I drink beer. I feel alive. I don't know what being dead feels like, but I know how it feels to be alive. It feels like drinking a cold beer. People say not to drink alone. I'm never alone. They live in my walls. They come out at night when I'm sleeping and move my groceries. I can never find the goddamn cereal. I can find the beer, though. It's at the corner store. It's always there, like a mighty lighthouse. God, I love drinking a beer after a long day of work. I feel good when I drink beer.

2018-09-16 12:00:08 UTC

@Camil i'll get to it

2018-09-16 12:00:18 UTC

Butchering young innocent female conscripts would be hot as hell. Just imagine how helpless they would be, begging you not to slit their throats as they lay wounded in the snow, crying as they watch you approach. She'd be too badly hurt to get away, and her rifle would be out of her grasp. You could listen to her frantic begging, she just wants to live, she just wants to go back to her family, she'll do anything if it means you'll let her go. But instead you walk up and place your ice- crusted boot over her soft tender neck and push down, slightly at first, then harder, and harder. So that she can't breathe, her fingers desperately gripping at your boot, you can feel them pushing down on your toes, her body thrashing weakly, and you can look into her wide eyes, begging you please just don't do this, just stop. And all you have to do to save her is to step back and pull your foot away. She can still live. She can still go back to her family. But instead you push down harder, until her windpipe crumples like a pine cone underfoot. And her eyes grow glassy as her life, still so young and fresh and full of possibility, comes to an end.

2018-09-16 12:00:19 UTC

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2018-09-16 12:00:19 UTC

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2018-09-16 12:00:24 UTC

This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicianswill look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

2018-09-16 12:00:27 UTC

C-can someone infwate or stuff my bewwy pwease?? โ˜บ
(Dm me if interested in rp, I will let you know if I've already been taken)
Name: James
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Species: General Wolf /Dog
Body measurements: 4'2", 10 inch knotted horse cock, Golf ball sized balls, 100 pounds, Thicc thighs and ass, slightly thin arms, slim body, toned belly.
Sexuality: Bisexual
Position: Usually sub, standing, lying down, below.
Personality: Horny femboy/trap, almost always looking for one of the kinks or sex, but belly inflation or food stuffing right now. Always naked except for some thigh highs, and shoulder high gloves, and maybe wearing a cock sock too, wears panties if in public.
What I am looking for: Being submissive in an inflation rp, erotic. Someone over 5'10", male or female to inflate or stuff me. Mostly looking for dominant Cats, Dogs, Horses, or just about anything.
Kinks: Belly inflation (Water, cum, syrum, or any kind of inflation really other than air), slight ass inflation, slight dick inflation, BDSM, Traps/Femboys, dick corking, forced sex, forced inflation, spooning, unexpected sex, unexpected belly inflation.
Turn-offs: Poop, gore, diapers, blood, bubble belly inflation (Inflatee becomes a huge sphere.), really fast inflation.

2018-09-16 12:00:30 UTC

Ever since I was pregnant, I constantly fantasized about having that big round belly again. I used to watch pregnant porn and try to push my belly out and rub it but obviously wasnโ€™t the same. I recently came across inflation. I never heard of it before nor thought it was possible, and it turned me on so much. I just tried air inflation with a fish pump for the first time yesterday, and it was such an amazing feeling to have a hard tummy again. I rubbed it up and down it was amazing but it was a bit crampy at times. I loved the pressure, my tight bellyโ€ฆI know Iโ€™m going to have to practice at it moreโ€ฆI want to get to a point were my belly looks pregnant with out all the crampingโ€ฆI havenโ€™t been able to talk about this to any one nor my husband. I think heโ€™d find it extremely weird.

WHY I AM GETTING A BOWLCUT

2018-09-16 12:00:33 UTC

It seems now that the rate by which mass murders of whites by barbaric nonwhite animals is increasing at a rate that we can no longer see as tenable. Leaders of white countries, instead of addressing the plague that is upon us, tell us that we can simply learn to live with terrorism. From Europe to the United States, hordes of subhuman nonwhite animals in black, Muslim, and Mexican form threaten our very existence and the continuance of our culture and people. What is it that we can do to respond to this?

Many in the white community feel that we must continue to use methods which are peaceful and do not scare anyone. This is a betrayal of our race and heritage. Within the ancient Nordic poetry, we can simply look to the Volundarkvidha and see what should be done to the children of one's enemies. In response to unlawful imprisonment, Volund murders the sons of those responsible and rapes their daughter.

Many criticize Anders Breivik for killing the sons and daughters of the Marxist elite which were actively being trained to destroy his nation in a Marxist training camp. Let us reconsider and realize that his actions are completely in line with the poems that founded European morality.

I unequivocally support the killing of children. I believe that our enemies need such a level of atrocity inflicted upon them and their homes that they are afraid to ever threaten the white race with genocide ever again. So the hordes of our enemies from the blacks to the Jews to the federal agents are deserving of fates of violence so extreme that there is no limit to the acts by which can be done upon them in defense of the white race.

We will not relent until far after their daughters are raped in front of them. We will not relent until far after the eyes of their sons are gouged out before them. We will not relent until the cries of their infants are silence by boots stomping their brains out onto the pavement.

2018-09-16 12:00:37 UTC

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. We must secure this by any means necessary. Our enemies have made it clear: us or them. Let it be us. White genocide cannot continue.

So if I support killing children, I of course support killing adults as well. Dylann Roof's trial is coming up and I am thankful for his personal sacrifice of his life and future in defense of his people. In honor of Dylann Roof, I will be growing out a bowlcut in solidarity for his trial. As the white supremacist terrorist prophet Sam Hyde once said, "I just got the ultimo bowl cut."

I'm in my 40's. I have a thing for dogs. After acting on it in my 20's I promised myself I would never act on it again.

2018-09-16 12:00:40 UTC

I have this fantasy based on real life stuff that I have no intention of acting on but it is majorly consuming my brain at the moment. I need to tell somebody who won't judge me or think I'm awful.

A couple of years ago I started C252K. I'm not a running convert who is training for marathons or anything but it got me back into shape. I work from home a lot and run at a park near my house almost every morning.

There is an older retired gentleman who walks his yellow lab Woody that I always see at the park. He does nothing for me but holy shit Woody does.

2018-09-16 12:00:43 UTC

At some point I noticed Woody wasn't fixed. Around the same time I noticed Woody's owner doesn't have a wedding ring and looks at me the same way I do to his dog. He really isn't anything to look at and seems kind of creepy and I'm pretty sure he only has Woody as a way to get women to talk to him.

I fantasize about flirting with the guy and slipping him my number.

In the fantasy I start sexting him but keep asking for pics of his dog.

I offer to meet him for dates but only in places dogs are allowed and demand he bring Woody along. No dog no date.

Eventually I start coming over to his place and pay way more attention to Woody than him. I give him awkward hugs at the end of dates while I spent the entire time flirting and making out with the dog.

2018-09-16 12:00:47 UTC

Right around when he realizes the truth that I'm dating Woody and not him I give him an ultimatum. I will do whatever weird sex shit he wants with me with two conditions. He only gets Woody's sloppy seconds and he has to watch Woody fuck me so that he really knows whose bitch I am.

"Nice pair, kid." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other patrons. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid penis and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.

When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Therris, who was buttoning her shirt.

2018-09-16 12:00:50 UTC

"That hurt!" she said indignantly.

"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?"

Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His penis had tiny little barbs on it.

"Well, the deal's off, if you like," he shrugged.

2018-09-16 12:00:54 UTC

"No, I didn't say that. Only I prefer privacy, and I want to wait awhile, like a day or so before the next time."

Therris laughed. "You're OK, kid."

Straw was going to kill her, and maybe Therris too. What in Tamriel had possessed her to do such a thing? She cast an anxious look around the room, but the other patrons had lost interest and gone back to their own business. She did not recognize any of them; this wasn't the inn where she lived. With luck it'd be awhile, or never, before Straw found out. But Therris was by far the most exciting and attractive man she'd yet met.

2018-09-16 12:00:58 UTC

You're an idiot.
Neckbeard manchild shitheel.
You have no idea what's going on due to your swollen hairy neck. Cuck faggot.
Yeah, you DON'T tolerate Communism at all, and it is NOT protected under the umbrella of liberty and free speech. (((Diversity))) of ideas all fair and good - no you Centrist assburger faggot... This does not apply to Communists who are trying to take away that very thing, and this applies to everything, not just Nazi larping servers, but everywhere... You stamp Communist subhumans the fuck out.
And what is this 'WAT A BIG STRONK MAYNE U R HUEHUEHUE' are you some kind of numale faggot?
I think i am better than everyone because i am in fact better than everyone in your retarded server, and yeah centrist faggot nigger, my idealogy absolutely is the right one. I impose my personal authority anywhere, even places i don't have it, regardless of who recognizes it. And then the end of your last shithead comment descends into brainlet drivel that barely is legible or taken seriously, but cap it off with 'ur so autism huehuehue' despite looking autistic yourself and showing zero awareness, you basic bitch vapid shell of a faggot.
Your server is worthless as your life is.

2018-09-16 12:01:01 UTC

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: โ€œIโ€™ve been found out.โ€

Judy picked it up and walked over to the kitchen table. She gently put it down and stroked its pink flesh. "Report?" she asked it gently. "Sex!" the toaster gasped. "Need... sex!" "I'm going to turn you over," she said, and delicately picked the cyborg up and flipped it upside down. The six stubby legs stuck up into the air, squirming madly. Judy was doing something with her hands, and all the while the toaster moaned excitedly, kicking its feet like a psychotic chorus line. I couldn't see what was going on. Judy was hunched over the toaster, blocking my view. "It's female," she said to me. "Hasn't been neutered at all. That's fairly unusual. Come have a look, Roger." I walked over nervously, expecting the toaster to leap on to me again at any minute. What I saw startled me. The bottom of the toaster was pink and smooth, like regular human skin. There was also a vaginal passage and a brown patch of pubic hair. I'd never noticed the toaster having a vagina before. The orifice was surprisingly large for a four slice being. Judy was sliding her finger in and out of the toaster's cunt, massaging its clit with her other hand. "Yes! Yes!" the toaster grunted. "Oh God!"

2018-09-16 12:01:05 UTC

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

2018-09-16 12:01:08 UTC

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

2018-09-16 12:01:15 UTC

@Camil I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

2018-09-16 12:01:29 UTC

Iโ€™m Danish and served in our military when I was 21. Well after a few years I was assigned to NATO in Izmir. But before I left, my commanding officer gave me a heads up.

Apparently there was a history of Turks anally raping Danes. It began when our special forces went to the Aegean to conduct drills with the Turks. After it was over (the Turks got unnecessarily physics during as well), our Danish boys decided to go sun bathing in the nice weather. Well the Turks noticed, came over and started flirting with our guys... sort of caressing them and holding their body parts inappropriately. We thought it was a cultural mis understanding but that night, the Turkish teams busted into the Danish Barracks and anally raped every single soldier amid cries and shits and more. The scene was appalling the next morning when the Danish command silently and instantly withdrew from the drills. It is not public because of the shame but be Turks claimed we sent them girls instead of boys ... they said our blond slender boys were basically girls and laughed it off. This is why Denmark is still pissed off at Turkey.

Iโ€™m Korean and served in our military when I was 21. Well after a few years I was assigned to the JSA at the DMZ. But before I left, my commanding officer gave me a heads up.

2018-09-16 12:01:29 UTC

Apparently there was a history of American marines anally raping Koreans. It began when our special forces went to the Foal Eagle/Key Resolve to conduct drills with the Americans. After it was over (the marines got unnecessarily physics during as well), our Korean lads decided to go sun bathing in the nice weather. Well the marines noticed, came over and started flirting with our guys... sort of caressing them and holding their body parts inappropriately. We thought it was a cultural misunderstanding but that night, the USMC teams busted into the Korean Barracks and anally raped every single soldier amid cries and shits and more. The scene was appalling the next morning when the Korean command silently and instantly withdrew from the drills. It is not public because of the shame but because the marines claimed we sent them girls instead of boys ... they said our effeminate trap-like boys were basically girls and laughed it off. This is why Korea is still pissed off at America.

2018-09-16 12:01:37 UTC

Shut your whore mouth! The A-10 is the goddamned sexiest, testosterone-infused piece of pure mechanical power and death that ever graced the sky. If it were a man its mere presence in a room would render every present female pregnant in two seconds. The A-10 is the closest thing to a physical manifestation of Ares the God of War in our modern era. The sight of it overwhelmes my heart and mind with an almost unendurable pride an love for everything that is baseball, mom, and apple pie. The A-10 is Handel's Messiah. It is Davinci's Sistine Chapel. It is Raquel Welch in One Million BC projected on the retina of a man seeing woman for the first time. A man seeing the A-10 on the battlefield is Saul of Tarsus on the Road to Damascus, as it is the heavens opening to reveal that he is seconds away from standing in the presence of God.

A code monkey is usually envious of a person with an academic degree. A code monkey claims to be able to "write code" (whatever that means) better than a professional with a degree, yet their code is completely worthless, because it is not built using theoretical frameworks which are taught to someone with a degree. A person with a degree is able to write highly optimized, concise, and demonstrably efficient code, whereas a code monkey usually writes nonsense code which routinely crashes, leads to inefficient use of processor and memory resources, and is overall worthless in a global, competitive market.
This is why nobody will hire you if you don't have a degree. It isn't because you're some misunderstood genius who learned to code on their own mitigating years of academic study. It is because your code is worthless.
Still think you're some misunderstood genius, and not a mere buffoon? Start a firm, and see how well that goes for you. Chances are, you will make a fool of yourself within the first days of trying to create anything of remote value.

2018-09-16 12:01:38 UTC

Bethesda just shot themselves in the foot. I don't know how much the rest of you know about PC gaming culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is on consoles where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over on PC, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentence.

2018-09-16 12:01:41 UTC

What this means is the PC public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase Fallout 76 for PC, or will they purchase any of Bethesda's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Bethesda has alienated an entire market with this move.

Bethesda, publically apologize and announce Fallout 76 for steam or you can kiss your business goodbye.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ๐Ÿ˜‰ nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ยท///ยท kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

2018-09-16 12:01:49 UTC

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

In order to understand the world today you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret cabal made up of Illuminati alien Jews. The conspirators are agents of the antichrist and their conspiracy began in the Garden of Eden. The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the homosexual and feminist movements, and every war since Napoleon. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by their Jewish alien DNA. The conspirators have help from powerful elite journalists, satanists and politicians, and the conspiracy benefits undeserving sinful degenerates; at the expense of white Christians. The conspirators want to enslave all white Christians, and round up and torture resistors in dungeons of Satan, created inside the mind of the victim using mind control. They are using to establish the reign of the antichrist. In order to prepare for this, we all must stockpile supplies and ammo, email everyone we know about the truth, and start executing them before they fulfill their twisted agenda. All of this was revealed years ago in the book of Revelations, and in subtle hints by resistors, and in the sociopathic and inhuman behavior of the perpetrators. Since the media is controlled by the Illuminati and Freemasons, you should get your information only from me.

2018-09-16 12:01:56 UTC

One thing I absolutely despise is when poor people make excuses for eating garbage. Like bitch it's not hard to eat reasonably healthy without breaking your fucking wallet. Get some sardines, brown rice, canned tomatos, canned beans, etc. stuff like that. Put some garlic, basil, salt, spice mixes, on that stuff to get rid of the blandness and stop having the palette of a five year old where you put ketchup on mac and cheese like a white trash piece of shit. Stop globbing down processed carbs and cheese. It's not hard or expensive at all. Fuck you can buy bulk sacks of oatmeal and related stuff too for cheap.

Fuck, thatโ€™s the worst. Like those people who say they โ€˜feel like throwing upโ€™ at the smell of eggs and fish, and wonโ€™t cook chicken because it โ€˜feels grossโ€™, and then they go and eat disgusting greasy burgers and fries and slather sauce on their processed garbage greasy bullshit. And they have the nerve to tell me the brown rice, beans and chicken breast meal I cooked for them tastes bland. Fucking hell, if you didnโ€™t wreck your tastebuds with processed shit and sugar, maybe it wouldnโ€™t taste bland. Maybe if you tried eating vegetables, eggs and fish they would start to taste good. Fucking smooth brain adult babies.

My daughter is 8 years old and has been telling me she wants to marry a woman since she was 4. I've been trying so hard to give her something to help her not feel alone, like a LGBT movie or something, but ALLLLL of those are made for adults and I just can't.

2018-09-16 12:01:59 UTC

I found Stardew Valley first and got hooked. Shane was my first love after my divorce (honestly I found the game at a very hard time in my life, and the whole intro with Grandpa really hit me hard and made me cry). My daughter was thrilled that gay marriage is a thing in SDV and all of her gameplay has been ramping up to her being able to persue Abigail.

I keet telling her "Honey, just wait until Fall when you can plant pumpkins." but she just has to make sure she finds Abigail every day and talks to her. The Travelling Wagon lady was selling Pufferfish one day and my daughter was like "OMG! Abigail LOVES Pufferfish!"

She hasn't gotten far yet (she only gets to play 2 days a week) but I read ahead and I can't WAIT til she gets to Abigail's final heart scene.

2018-09-16 12:02:04 UTC

I know it's just a game, but I think it's super important for her. We don't live in the most understanding area and I've wanted so much to help her feel normal.

My only wish is that George's scenes relating to same-sex marriage were universal to every same-sex marriage, not just with Alex, so my daughter could see what that looks like.

Oh yeah, and she farms stuff too and whatever.

2018-09-16 12:02:09 UTC

Thanks for a great game <3

Edit: Thank you all for being amazing, and thanks for the TV/book recommendations. I myself am both G and T and worry about "influencing" her choices (internalized phobia much?) but a neutral and open world like SDV where she got to make her own choices really does make me happy. She's been asking about Steven Universe anyway so I'll try to hook her up with that, and make a note of all your other ideas for when she's a little older ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Thanks for being so awesome, everyone :)

Edit: I get it. She's 8. She's got a lot of growing between here and the future. Will she still like girls when she's older? Who knows! Who cares! Is there any harm in letting her explore this, even if it does happen to be just a phase? I'm not shoving this down her throat. I'm not the one telling her to make same-sex couples in The Sims or in the drawings she makes. SDV is a modern day version of playing House, except the characters are NPCs. Tell me it would be better to squash this behavior.

Edit: This post is old and nearly dead but I realized today that I never provided an update. She finally got Abigail up to full hearts, got her house up to par, and managed to catch the guy who sells the marriage pendants on the very darn last day of Fall. She was SO STOKED to be able to get married in her first year, and to have a Winter wedding. She lost interest in the game shortly after that, but I suppose it served the purpose and filled the void she needed at the time ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-09-16 12:02:12 UTC

Ever since I was pregnant, I constantly fantasized about having that big round belly again. I used to watch pregnant porn and try to push my belly out and rub it but obviously wasnโ€™t the same. I recently came across inflation. I never heard of it before nor thought it was possible, and it turned me on so much. I just tried air inflation with a fish pump for the first time yesterday, and it was such an amazing feeling to have a hard tummy again. I rubbed it up and down it was amazing but it was a bit crampy at times. I loved the pressure, my tight bellyโ€ฆI know Iโ€™m going to have to practice at it moreโ€ฆI want to get to a point were my belly looks pregnant with out all the crampingโ€ฆI havenโ€™t been able to talk about this to any one nor my husband. I think heโ€™d find it extremely weird

They really need to do a hard reboot of Smash.
Cut 95% of the roster including most of the veterans, and just completely reimagine the game from the ground up. Smash Ultimate is nothing more than a juiced-up remaster, almost like a "Super Smash Bros. REMIX'

2018-09-16 12:02:14 UTC

IF they wanna shatter the earth like how they used to, then they would completely redesign smash, so that it caters to today's tech & gameplay style.
THAT's what Nintendo needs to save the switch. Not a fucking "Super Smash Bros HD Collection Feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry series"

2018-09-16 12:02:22 UTC

>muh new content
Updated stages & graphics are not new content. You could argue that they are, but in an objective sense, its not new.

>muh newcomers
See this is the funny part. This is how you know Nintendo is running out of creativity. For the first time in Smash history, they're adding predictable characters to the roster. Fucking boring. What makes Smash "Smash", to begin with, was it's uniqueness and fucking weirdo roster. Now it's just become a cross-over party game. Literal party game, in the same tier as Mario Party. Mario Kart 8 is less of a party game than nu-smash.

>muh new gamemodes
Oh, you mean the single lines of mere code they added? The "epic new gamemodes" that are Update/Patch tier? Yeah.. cuz that'll really make people wanna buy it.

2018-09-16 12:02:25 UTC

>muh new music
>muh new skin alts
>muh this muh that
shut up. not an argument,

>ur just a stinky melee fag!
I hate Melee too, for all its own reasons.

2018-09-16 12:02:28 UTC

Come at me.

This is a true story. I did this. No kidding.

2018-09-16 12:02:32 UTC

No outside input caused me to do this. I don't know why I thought of it. This was a dumb, stupid, dangerous, risky thing to do. But I did it. Not once, but three times. I can only guess that I was very careful, or got lucky, or both. I do not recommend that anyone do this. It is too risky.

For 3 decades I have wanted to be "without balls". But surgery was to me just too risky and traumatic; not to mention difficult to obtain and costly.

One fateful night, for an unknown reason, I decided to "take things into my own hands"....so to speak.

2018-09-16 12:02:36 UTC

What I really wanted was some medical needle that could be inserted into each testicle that could completely suck out the contents of each.

Failing the availability of such an instrument I decided that destroying the interior of each testicle would be the "next best thing".

What the heck was I thinking.

2018-09-16 12:02:39 UTC

One night, being thoroughly drunk, I put sterile rubber gloves on my hands. I cleaned my scrotum with an alcohol swab. I cleaned a long needle with another alcohol swab.

I have no idea what made me do this. Nothing I had read had prepared me for this. I made it up on my own. I can only guess that it was despiration to be neutered that made me do it.
Next I pushed the needle into my scrotum. It was very resistant. I mean VERY resistant.

2018-09-16 12:02:44 UTC

I did not just push it into anywhere in my scrotum. I was very careful to make sure that the needle would go through the scrotum skin and into the testicle at it's top end but completely bypassing all of the cords and connections that connect the testicle to the body. Thus, the needle would go through the scrotum, into the top part of the testicle, but not enter any cords or connecting tissue.

Eventually, with significant pushing, the needle finally burst through the scrotum and through the outer layer of the testicle and directly into the testicle.

Unless you have done this, you can not possibly understand the feeling of surprise and awe that you experience when the needle finally sinks into your testicle. There is some pain on the skin level of the scrotum. But the testicle wall and the interior of the testicle felt no pain.

2018-09-16 12:02:47 UTC

It was a long needle. One that I bought at the drug store. Nothing special. But I made sure to try and sterilize it and my hands and the skin of my scrotum using alcohol swabs.
Finally I had "needled my nut". With slow deliberation, and nice background music, I rotated the needle in a circular motion. As I rotated it, I pushed it further down into the testicle.

The needle was in my right hand. As I rotated and pushed the needle my hand could feel the needle ripping through the interior contents of the testicle. It is hard to describe but there was the feeling that the front end of the needle was tearing lashing ripping through fibrous material that was on the interior of my testicle. It did not hurt at all.

2018-09-16 12:02:50 UTC

After doing this for a few minutes, back and forth, up and down, I finally jerked the needle from my testicle. That was a bit of a sudden pain, but it went away.

I did the entire process to the other testicle.

2018-09-16 12:02:53 UTC

Next day, I had no pain. But the 2nd day, I felt some significant aching (not really pain) in both testicles. It was if they were both being squeezed. And they swelled up in size.
It took about a month of aching, swelling, and finally both testicles settled down to a size that was smaller than their original size and finally there was no aching or pain.

2018-09-16 12:02:56 UTC

Once all sensitivity subsided, I did the same thing all over again to both testicles. Using sterile techniques I inserted a needle into each testicle, rotated it around and around in a circular fashion from the top of the testicle to the bottom of the testicle.

One of the most fascinating feelings was when the point of the needle was rubbing on the inside of my testicle wall.

I was careful to not let the needle scratch or puncture the inner wall of my testicles. I just let the point of the needle rub against the inner wall. It was a most unique and erotic sensation. Indescribable.

After another month of subsiding sensitivity, I did the whole process over again.

2018-09-16 12:02:59 UTC

It has now been six months since the last time I inserted a needle into my testicles and rotated it around and around, thoroughly carving up the interior of each testicle.

Finally, at last, my balls have no feeling. I can squeeze them and they feel no pain, no sensation. They are less than half the size that they were before I started this neutering process.
The connecting tissue that is on the exterior of each testicle is still sensitive. But when I manage to manipulate my scrotum and balls with my hand in such a way that this tissue is internally out of the way, I can actually squeeze squeeze squeeze each testicle really hard and there is no pain.

2018-09-16 12:03:05 UTC

I guess the ultimate confirmation of the success of this process is that my penis no longer gets hard. No amount of manual manipulation or mental stimulation will make it rise to the occasion.. I can not ejaculate. I do not have the erotic thoughts I use to have. I feel neutered.

It seems to have worked for me. But I do not, I can not, I must not suggest that anyone attempt the same. I surely got lucky, fortunate in engaging in such a risky endeavor.

Although I would much prefer to be completely void of balls at least the balls that I have are very much smaller, have no feeling, and I am no longer dominated by sexual desire and obsession. I feel neutered, calm, at peace.
Maybe not entirely at peace. I would very much like to experience again the feeling of a needle rubbing the inside of my testicle wall.......this is one incredible feeling. But I seem to have no sexual urge to pursue this. Odd. But understandable.

2018-09-16 12:03:10 UTC

I can think of nothing else to say about my experience and success. I have dead small nuts, I am neutered. Not a eunuch, not castrated, but for all practical purposes, as far as I can tell, I am the equivalent of a eunuch, castrated, neutered.

Before I went completely flacid, I managed to get hard, ejaculate and had a sperm test run. No sperm.

Not that I would ever could ejaculate again, but just knowing that I am sterile makes me feel warm, cool, fuzzy. Hooray.

2018-09-16 12:03:14 UTC

As I write this, I am touching, fondling, twirling, fondling my youknowwhat. Nothing arises to the occasion. Amd it doesn't matter.

Fuck you lazy fucking pig. Your grandfathers would be disappointed in all you americans for doing away your american spirit in favor for laziness, gluttony and constant entertainment. You fucks were all battle ready and kicking japs asses but now you fucks bend over and die for your former enemy nation because they provide shitty hentai and anime!? Fuck you fuck your lazy stupid nation fuck your weak children america died when americans favored for hippies and pacifism after vietnam and now america is dying due to weak minded and weak willed americans that are all big talk and no action you disgusting rodents.

2018-09-16 12:03:16 UTC

We should have invaded japan and china and destroyed them all while we had the chance but we didn't and we expected the americans to finish japan off but you fucks always go for forgiving enemies fast for stupid hippy reasons and now look at what happen now. At least we punish germans rightfully and made sure they never recover to attack russia again and good thing we still holding the remaining prisoners of wars from germany for attacking us.

When germany attacked we attacked them in return and avenged for our people and punished germans for their crimes against us unlike you. You all did not hold up to your revenge for your people and nation and you did not punushed them hard enough and did not attack china as well.

2018-09-16 12:03:20 UTC

Fucking americans big talk no action lazy slobby pigs fuck you and your stupid guns that break in snow our guns are better and live longer than your shit guns fuck you.

Honestly this kind of post seems to right up those obnoxious Rick Sanchez fans/imitators. โ€œLove is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.โ€ I think both Neil and Rickโ€™s quotes are similar. Whilst both statements are technically correct, they just totally miss the point of why the words exists.

2018-09-16 12:03:23 UTC

I like Rick and Morty but I donโ€™t think Rick is someone meant to be emulated. Heโ€™s also just a cartoon character not an actual genius. Being like Rick doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re above average intelligence it just means youโ€™re an asshole. Youโ€™re not above average in any way except possibly narcissism, selfishness, friendlessness, or all three.

He does โ€œintelligentโ€ things but itโ€™s a cartoon so itโ€™s not like he actually built anything. He doesnโ€™t have the skills heโ€™s presented as having, nor will you get them by behaving like him. Behaving like him is easy street to being ostracized and alienated. People will not like you, and even if you had good ideas people will not give you the time of day. Being alienated and ostracized does not mean youโ€™re misunderstood, or your ideas are difficult to comprehend, well they might be, but not for the reason you think it is. Theyโ€™ll just find it hard to relate to you since you donโ€™t try to relate to others.

2018-09-16 12:03:26 UTC

Being like Rick means you likely have the emotional intelligence and emotional maturity of an 8 year old. Nobody wants to deal with a man-child of such an age disparity. Kids are fun and all, but when youโ€™re a kid for longer than a child age it gets annoying, we expect people who get older to be able to manage children, but you canโ€™t do so when you act like one yourself. Doesnโ€™t sound like good boyfriend material.

So maybe the reason people donโ€™t โ€œget youโ€ isnโ€™t because youโ€™re a misunderstood genius and your idea are so deep and complex. Maybe itโ€™s because you donโ€™t understand people and you never took the time to try and relate to them. Maybe that caused you to be unable to express your ideas clearly and concisely. 99/100 times when people think the problem is everyone else, itโ€™s actually yourself.

2018-09-16 12:03:29 UTC

Just remember hanging out on Reddit and checking out the space subs, philosophy, psychonauht, nihilism, and anything else you think makes you an intelligent person, likely doesnโ€™t. Hell even your undergrad doesnโ€™t make you an expert in a field. Even if you are an expert in your field I think you should learn a lesson from NDT, just because you are an expert in a field, it certainly doesnโ€™t make you an expert in all of then. Even/especially you deem it to be โ€œlessโ€ than your field.

Itโ€™s not them itโ€™s you. People arenโ€™t dumb, youโ€™re just not intelligent enough to understand them, youโ€™re ire not special, youโ€™re not misunderstood youโ€™re an asshole. Rick is a popular character because of who he is, he is a cartoon character no one would actually want to meet. People like people who are capable of love and caring, they want to see someone who takes care of themselves, with good coping strategies, without substance abuse problems. Someone who was intelligent would already know those things, they wouldnโ€™t blame others for their problems. Theyโ€™d probably be able to read this whole thing and tell me how wrong I am.

2018-09-16 12:03:34 UTC

How many do u have

2018-09-16 12:03:35 UTC

After paying, you get a dialogue option along the lines of "I'd like access to your chest." The blacksmith then rips his shirt open and you see a first-person animation of your character running their hands through his luxurious chest hair. Not in a sexual way, of course. This works with female blacksmiths as well: after paying, she rips her top open to expose an opaque mass of chest hair that your character runs their hands through. I think this would add some much-needed immersion to the game.

2018-09-16 12:03:36 UTC

I can not understand why everyone is obsessed these days with 9mm for starters and then the Glock 17 and the Glock 19, shit just Glock in general but especially these two models of theirs. First off, 9mm. It's a 100 year old cartridge that is long past its prime and that's ignoring 45ACP. Since 1994 when the 357 Sig was introduced the 9mm should have been dethroned instantly. Shooting at 300fps faster than 9mm, the 357sig does EVERYTHING better than the 9mm. Hold on I hear you all complaining already, blah blah more recoil. Man up sissy boys. Grip the gun like a man and wear earplugs. I don't want to hear you bitch especially when all of you think bigger is better for your rifles. "You got a .308? Psh. I have a man's gun, 300win mag like Chris Kyle but I guess you can't handle a man's cartridge." Now onto Glock. Perfection, my ass. I've owned a gen 3 Glock 17 for 4 years now. Do you know how many times that stupid thing has a malfunction. Only about every time I take it shooting. No, I'm not shooting junk ammo, my other guns function just fine on the same ammo. No, my recoil spring isn't bad, and neither were the two springs I had tried before that. Glock is a company that got police departments on board for cheap and then the bandwagon of fanboys who want the cool police/military gear happily jump blindly aboard. My only hope is that now that the Army has picked a real gun, the Sig P320, as their sidearm people will jump on board with an actual quality striker fired pistol and put Glock in the ground where it should be with a spot for the 9mm next to it waiting. If only the military had gone with 357sig for their P320 but I suppose when you have stock piles of 9mm litterally everywhere it makes sense to go with a lack-luster and inferior cartridge. So all you Glock and 9mm fanboys, just sit down and shut up and realize all your stuff isn't all that great and about everything else out there is superior to your century old caliber and cheap plastic gun.

2018-09-16 12:03:39 UTC

@Camil i'm nearing the end

2018-09-16 12:03:45 UTC

noooooooooooooo

2018-09-16 12:03:45 UTC

Fuck you lazy fucking pig. Your grandfathers would be disappointed in all you christians for doing away your holy spirit in favor for laziness, gluttony and constant entertainment. You fucks were all battle ready and kicking pagan asses but now you fucks bend over and die for your former enemy religion because they provide shitty hentai and anime!? Fuck you fuck your lazy stupid nation fuck your weak children christianity died when christians favored for hippies and pacifism after vietnam and now christianity is dying due to weak minded and weak willed christians that are all big talk and no action you disgusting rodents.
We should have invaded sweden and norway and destroyed them all while we had the chance but we didn't and we expected the christians to finish japan off but you fucks always go for forgiving enemies fast for stupid hippy reasons and now look at what happen now. At least we jews punish muslims rightfully and made sure they never recover to attack the chosen land again and good thing we still holding the remaining prisoners of wars from muslims for attacking us.

So, I have an ultimatum.

First, um, so Bill Gates and the Illuminati gotta herd the nigger cattle, WOO WOO, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, they got a big herd of niggercattle. Yippie-ka-yay, we're nigger cattle herders, we gotta herd the nigger cattle. They are the most docile fuckin' nigger cattle, we got them so docile, we got this big awesome herd of nigger cattle and they SHIT and they sit there and they watch tv and they SHIT. It's the best fuckin' herd of nigger cattle, we took away all their guns, now they just SHIT and we watch them and we're rich, we are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle, WOO WOO, we gotta, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle, it's the best thing ever.

So that's what the Illuminati got, aaand I got a space alien. So, here's my ultimatum:

2018-09-16 12:03:49 UTC

You can live in hell with your herd of nigger cattle,
OR
You can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple - the third temple.
Okay? That simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle, cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna suck your fuckin' jewnigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fuckin' enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fuckin' space alien? Are you fuckin' crazy? I've got a fucking space alien! Of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with niggercattle, fuck yourself! You think I'm- Enjoy your fuckin' nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
GO, GO, GO, GO,
you got the nigger cattle,
You got a fucking herd of nigger cattle WOO WOO WOO, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

2018-09-16 12:03:56 UTC

Imagine having a sexual attraction to dirt. Think of it: you are hiking through the woods, when all of the sudden you see a beautiful patch of dirt. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin ground. You get on your knees. They will get dirty but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two vines on the forest floor and go to town. After you blow your load, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: you didn't check the undergrowth before the soilfucking. You shakily walk over to the clearing, and the horrific realization only now begins to dawn on you as your cock and balls feel itchy. You have just fucked poison ivy. Over the weeks that follow, your dick shrinks until it starts retreating into your scrotum. Your balls twist, one grows to the size of a grapefruit, and explodes, destroying the other in the process. You fall fatally ill. You lay on your deathbed, waiting for the angle of darkness to come.

2018-09-16 12:04:06 UTC

Day 74 of no fap; As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldnโ€™t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5โ€™6โ€. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY.

2018-09-16 12:04:07 UTC

As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. Youโ€™re welcome gentlemen Edit: As I soar through the cosmos I meld with the galactic entities around me and become one with the fabric of space and time. As my consciousness fuses with the entirety of reality into a singularity, I emerge as a God, omnipresent and omnipotent. I utter these scared words: "u mom gayโ€

2018-09-16 12:04:14 UTC

I saw Sam Hyde at a gas station in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnโ€™t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, โ€œOh, like youโ€™re doing now?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen goober boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like โ€œSir, you need to pay for those first.โ€ At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually โ€œto prevent any russian electoral infetterence,โ€ and then turned around and winked at me. I donโ€™t even think thatโ€™s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "Fuck Tim Heidecker" really loudly.

2018-09-16 12:04:23 UTC

Nigger women are the more dangerous of the species. They also happen to be stupid, poor, ugly, and smelly, but most of all, they are fat obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses, nigras, sheboons or sows, are land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in public, at ridiculous volumes. Nigger women, when challenged, show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings, shoes and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to "handle yo ass." They are considered to be the ugliest form of multicellular life in the entirety of the animal kingdom, which is why male niggers will instead mate with other species, most notably their fellow yet more highly evolved apes, the Chimpanzees (which is where AIDS come from. Both prostitution and AIDS were the result of niggers raping chimp hoes, at least until the superiorly built Human Race arrived). Also, nigras, unlike human females who possess vaginas, have only one posterior opening: the asshole, used for both shitting and expelling niglets. This is why freshly born niglets are infused by the colour and stench of severe diarrhea.

2018-09-16 12:04:38 UTC

The Jew loves money; their entire culture revolves around their lust for power, and their greed for control and worldly possessions. But two major superpowers, the Nazis and the soviets wanted to further a goal greater than themselves. Stalin was inherently a problem for the Jew, because he often removed those who he deemed attempting to undermine the revolution he had engineered, which meant that the Jew and their greed and lust for power would quickly give them a one way ticket to the death camp with no return. Hitler was even harder, for the Jew would be an enemy to him merely for existing. There were no "death camps".

2018-09-16 12:04:39 UTC

That was a Jewish invention to make it seem that the Jewish people were horribly tortured and shown injustice before being killed. There was no gas. The Jews were gunned down in the streets like the animals they are. End of story. But even with the differing ideas and goals of the soviets and the German people, they were still both a threat to the Jew. By driving them against one another, they could cause the confusion needed to remove both as threats. The Jews had steadily grown their control over the United States, and by that point, they had implemented puppet politicians to carry out their goals. They would use their control over the United States to remove the German people from the board as a threat to their ambitions. The disorder caused by the Jew and their interference meant that the soviets would believe siding with the west and their Jewry to be the choice of reason, given that the Jews had disguised their connection to the west. Through this, they could eradicate the German state, and use the soviets and the Americans to do it.
It was a simple affair in hindsight, to take control of Europe using their European and new western puppets. by installing an agent in the soviet union and waiting for age to take its toll upon Stalin, they could replace him with a leader of their own, and engineer the "cold war", a conflict that they would instigate and control both sides of in their attempt to engineer the events necessary to remove the soviet union from the playing board as a threat of any capacity, and allow America to reign supreme in international politics and in military power, while using America as a tool to further their Zionist agenda. An agenda that would give them the means to create a Zionist state: ISRAEL.

2018-09-16 12:04:46 UTC

The Jews viewed themselves as the chosen people, most likely a result of their greed and arrogance; they viewed themselves not inferior, but ABOVE humanity. With Europe and their false regimes installed, Asia and the false communists, and the west with America, the only major area that they didn't control that was worth controlling was the Middle East; oil rich and perfect for furthering their Jewish agenda and profit. Controlling the Middle East was imperative to the Jew for two reasons: the aforementioned oil that, if in the control of Jewish hands would be beneficial in a multitude of ways, but also the previously mentioned false view of the Jew regarding themselves. The Jew views himself as above the human, not inferior. They view themselves as the chosen people, of their paganistic gods. They view the Middle East as the state that the Jew is entitled to.(edited)
Let us go back slightly, to when the Jew waged a false war between two of its puppet states.

2018-09-16 12:04:46 UTC

What benefit could this puppet war give to the Jew, when they could use their control to covertly end the Soviet Union after Stalin was not a threat. Simple. Money. By waging a war on both fronts, they could funnel resources, physical and financial into their own hands from both sides, considerable resources considering the circumstances. Properly controlled perpetual war allows the person who has the most to benefit from such a conflict to funnel resources into their own possession. By controlling it so it never ends, but properly justifying the continuation of the war, some of the most successful Jews have prospered. This art of perpetual war would be applied in the next endeavor of the Jew, their endeavor for the Middle East. The Jew would create puppet organizations in these oil rich areas, such as the so called "Taliban", "AL QUEDA" and "ISIS". These organizations are proxies by which the Jew pretends that there are many who wish to wage war against them, which allows the Jew to amass the political support necessary to actually control the areas they desire. They can use these organizations as proxies to also remove threats in their way that need to be quickly blamed on an easy to blame group, case in point, "9/11", a controlled demolition of a building in New York City. This could be used to justify a "war on terror" which would allow the Jew puppets in the west to have an excuse to stop the Jewish terrorist organizations.

2018-09-16 12:04:52 UTC

Being a liberal man myself, I'm sure DICE did all the proper fact checking and found concrete evidence to support that every allied sniper on the British side was in fact an Asian woman, England has always been known for their large population of sharp eyed Asian women. As for these complaints about diversity in general, I say we are marching towards a bright future of inclusivity my friends. It warms my heart to see women taking up arms in the greatest conflict this world has ever seen, and in fact I don't think it goes far enough, I say the next installment goes a little bit further. Why stop at gender? I wont be satisfied until everyone is included in this franchise, and I'll know we live in this progressive society. When I can lob grenades at fascist children, I'll know that I live in a world that recognizes that everyone has the same worth. When I can stab a communist transvestite on the frozen grounds of Stalingrad, I'll know that I live in a beautiful progressive society that could only have been dreamt of a couple of years ago.
I'm gonna start this march forward by requesting patch in wheelchair bound retirees, because nothing says a quality of opportunity by clearing a room of Nazi paraplegics with a fucking hand grenade.

2018-09-16 12:04:52 UTC

I feel like white men have had the spotlight for too long, the next battlefield shouldn't feature a white man at all. I just feel like it should feature a myriad of cast of socially oppressed, economically disadvantaged people from only the most marginalized groups. I wanna see muscular dystrophy paratroopers, I wanna see down syndrome tank divisions, I wanna see gay fighter pilots, I wanna see women shock troopers and I wanna see morbidly obese marines. I want it to be an all out death match of only the most oppressed individuals we can find, for a qualities sake. I think its high time that they got their moment in the spotlight, I say we rid ourselves of this nasty notion that only white men can die on the beaches of Normandy holding their entrails in and crying for their mothers as they take their last breath. I say everybody else should get in on the action too, there's enough glory to go around for all of us.

2018-09-16 12:04:56 UTC

Putting jokes aside but whoever drew this strip is a fucking brainlet and probably got his information and understanding of the world from meme youtubers who cherry-pick subjects when deconstructing and analyzing them.

The lead up from the first three panels to the last panel where she is fucked is not cohesive as there are no mutual bond between the subject (blue-haired girl) and her surroundings. This is especially in the third panel when the black silhouette spouting those sexist remarks towards her, effectively submitting her status towards something degrading. The artist impression of the subject being annoyed could not be seen as a parody as the unraveling of the next panel shows that she is indeed enjoying being degraded.

2018-09-16 12:04:58 UTC

One might ask, is the artist wrong at this point as someone who enjoys being in such position yet gets frustrated with her environment treating her similarly, one important point of all human interaction is the concept of consent. Consent is not limited towards sexual acts but in everyday life too. You ask permission to borrow something or even to use the toilet of a diner, those are consents. Between the subject and her partner, there is a mutual trust and agreement between the two parties, the subject agreed to a kinky play where she is treated in a submissive role, degraded and objectify, but this sexual play is only fantasy roleplaying that happens between the parties. Usually a โ€œsafe wordโ€ is agreed between the two and this allows any of the party to stop what they are doing, this is important especially those who are in the submissive role.

Adding to this, in the world of the dominance and submission roleplaying, an uneducated plebian might see the dominant role as the power role where the person could lash out โ€œpunishmentsโ€ towards the submissive participant. However this isnโ€™t the case as it is the submissive role that has the upper-hand. To understand this form of roleplaying, assuming only two subjects, one acting as the master (dominance) and the slave (submission) with their roles fixed, the slave is the one that holds the most power. The power comprise from the fact that the slave has the key (figuratively) to stop the act at anytime due to โ€œsafe wordโ€ (consent), the masterโ€™s power only exist when the person has someone to โ€œpunishโ€, with the slave being able to stop the play anytime, the final decision is always the slave. This outcome also means that the slave controls the flow of the โ€œpunishmentsโ€, since if the master goes too hard, the slave can stop the act(s) at any time.

2018-09-16 12:05:01 UTC

Going back to this 4 panel strip, other than the fact that the artist is sexist and ignorant towards roleplaying, the blue-haired girl in the last panel is in fact the one that is holding power, however there is no agreement between her and her surrounding, this is especially true in the third panel where if that person would have the courage to walk up to her and consent, that person could call her all kinds of nasty remarks. One can assume that since the text of the strip is from the artistโ€™s thoughts put on paper, one can see the ideas of the artist and how blantantly stupid that person is, probably projecting as either one of the characters in it, but its obvous the artist wonโ€™t approach any women since only an incel would make something like this.

is the gayest little shit on the planet. There is nothing inherently cute or funny about him that looks like a dog. It's creepy. he is on the lowest rung of the hobbyist totem pole. What a bizarre and cruel way to spend his time. he sickens me. How dare he engage in borderline bestiality. What kind of curveball is that? Just because he looks like a dog doesn't make him OK. Those who identify as an animal are even crazier. Fuck that guy. I didn't climb to the top of the animal kingdom just to watch my species act like genetic peasants. Do you think there are dogs who think they are humans? Those dogs would be shot on sight.

2018-09-16 12:05:05 UTC

Don't take it personally, fam; You just strike me as a braindead conspiracy theorist autist that has nothing intriguing going on in his life and has to speculate on hypotheticals to get a half-chub in the morning like a slack jawed drooling brainlet. I don't want to come off as abrasive, friend, So you have my apologies for rubbing you the wrong way, Just please-- In future, Try your best not to be a thoughtless mouthpiece for clickbait twitter accounts? It's very unbecoming of a woke ass nigga

I just don't have tolerance for mini-minds, tbh. This is the marketplace of ideas. If your product is unpalatable, I'm the soccer-mom nigga that always leaves a mean review on yelp.

2018-09-16 12:05:07 UTC

k thats all

2018-09-16 12:05:34 UTC

here's the file

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484793940655079461/490855764865449985/Uber_pasta.txt

2018-09-16 12:07:50 UTC

2018-09-19 03:19:38 UTC

I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer I'm a human, and I'm coming! I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big! It's got hot blood, going through it fast. ..I like to fight too! I like to eat! I like to have children! ..I'm here! I've got a life force! This is a human, this is what we look like! This is what we act like! This what everybody was like before us. This is what I am, I'm a throwback. I'm here! I've got the fire of human liberty! I'm setting fires everywhere! And humans are turning on everywhere!

2018-09-19 04:07:42 UTC

@Alex Jones I need more alex pastas

2018-09-19 04:07:58 UTC

I have them

2018-09-19 04:08:04 UTC

Maybe post

2018-10-04 05:12:28 UTC

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2018-10-11 02:33:42 UTC

Does anyone else think about sucking those nice round milkers? I mean so what if she's 33% black. I wanna bleach her mutt pussy with my Aryan seed. I mean who could resist those nice dinner plate nipples. I just wanna bury my face in them and bpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp you know? They're just so perfectly porportional to her massive milkers. I just can't resist the thought of putting some clotheshangers on them. I wanna watch them perk up when I put an ice cube on them. Grab them and play with them like an Xbox controller. Mmmmmmm

2018-10-25 17:32:33 UTC

Initiative Q is an attempt by ex-PayPal guys to create a new payment system instead of credit cards that were designed in the 1950s. The system uses its own currency, the Q, and to get people to start using the system once it's ready they are allocating Qs for free to people that sign up now (the amount drops as more people join - so better to join early). Signing up is free and they only ask for your name and an email address. There's nothing to lose but if this payment system becomes a world leading payment method your Qs can be worth a lot. <https://initiativeq.com/invite/BSw7XZ0j7>

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