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What does it say? What does it say?!
@@Malcolm the Seceder
Willem: blah blah blah blah.
Renรฉ: just finish up, i want to braai.
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Hello @Klipkop (Clip-Cop) ! Hier is hy!
https://discord.gg/c4CkWPj
Lol
lol @crazyBoer just the other day you were posting dating sites, now this... what gives? lol
He got educated ๐
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>Be me. Extremely unattractive but highly competent project manager.
>Stacy gets mad at Chad fucking the new girl and goes to HR with some BS sexual harassment claim.
>Chad gets fired and Stacy gets an attorney.
>Oops.jpg
>Chad's dad, Chad Sr. is a somebody and helps Chad Jr. sue the company.
>Discover finds out that Stacy lied.
>Company pays out a settlement to Chad and Stacy to sweep it under the rug.
>Weak fucking Christ-cuck director who allowed the department to turn into an episode of Beverly Hills 90210, "resigns" and is gone two days later.
>I get promoted because I'm the least fuckable guy there. (Little does upper management know I fuck at least two prostitutes a month and don't care what the Stacy's at work think).
>2nd weak at new management job I put a Koran at my desk and hang to Islamic quotes on my wall. Everyone thinks I'm a Muslim and I'm now completely un-firable. H.R. begins to kiss my ass.
>Now my reign of terror begins.
>Fire ALL of the interns. Now everyone has to work harder.
>Move ALL of the Chad's into their own separate area. Warn each one individually that any fraternization will lead to immediate termination, no unemployment, and no reference.
>All of the Stacy's are incensed.
>All of the Chad's stop talking to the women and stop helping them in any way.
>Anger and despair is pervasive.
>Implement a new draconian IT policy, get a new firewall, and install tracking software on everyone's computers.
>Do nothing with this for two months.
>Month three. All of the women have violated the IT policy at least two dozen times.
>Write up all the women and put copies of the firewall logs in all of their personnel files.
>Block Tinder, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and all of the various other THOT sites these whores spend their time on like PopSugar and Cosmopolitan/Vogue etc.
>Women in tears every day.
>The top Chad can't keep his dick in his pants and is caught hitting on one of the Stacy's.
>Make an example of Chad and fire him for cause (no unemployment and no reference).
>Endless fear everywhere.
>Counsil all of the men that the women are capable enough to do their jobs without their help (hint hint) and mention Chad's recent firing.
>All men stop talking to all women completely.
>Mention that email tracking software has now been installed. (It hasn't, but I read them all anyways).
>Men stop communicating with women or helping with their work over digital communications.
>Increase the women's workloads 30%. They are utterly miserable.
>Start keeping staff overtime without pay and on weekends to make up for all the time they wasted jerking each other off when the old manager ran things.
>Women keep fucking off and start rebelling against me.
>Write them all up again over a period of a few months plus a few of the male Christcucks for not working. Show them the tracking software reports.
>Annual review
>No raises. No promotions. All the women and a few cucks receive terrible marks on their reports destroying any chance of having a future at the company.
>Endless pervasive fear, anger, and suffering is now the office political culture in my department. Upper management couldn't be happier that all the nonsense has stopped.
>Get a huge raise and praise from my bosses.
>Think about how all this could have been avoided if women left my fucking video games and Star Wars movies alone.
>War is endless. I will never stop.
Hoe gaan dit?
Lol
๐ good ๐ memes
big milkies are best
Ditsem! @Deleted User 33b75db0, you just advanced to level 4!
@HoppeanSnake_ZA don't you think you can upgrade that meme? I want something I can tweet...
@Willem Petzer Dewald se meme?
Yes
cool, let me fire up the meme machine XD
@HoppeanSnake_ZA but don't make it too bad, make something that I would tweet
@Willem Petzer Something like a chad vs virgin meme with retarded EFF and respectable lekota?
Great idea!
Virgin Julius vs Chad Lekota
Need more Roets-Posts
@Daniel van Straaten Unironically me at every braai, ever.
I think I spotted you at the braai last time:
Lmao
I believe they push themselves in the ghetto
<:NM:469473866373398528>
Wonder how many will get this one
@Conscious Caracal absurd...ism
why dont we have a cuck emoji?
Not a meme. Just awesome ๐
Check out @HarmlessYardDogโs Tweet: https://twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/1024358356352348160?s=09
@Daniel van Straaten I wonder how many of those whites are of the tribe? Dont let optics like this fool you.
@HoppeanSnake_ZA in Sea Point? probably around 102% of them
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It's funny cause he's a spic and therefore dumb ๐
@TruthCanary Actually no that's too messed up! ๐
Ditsem! @Malcolm the Seceder, you just advanced to level 14!
How can you take this org seriously with a font like this?
@KoninginTanja Hey Tanja I think that post would be getter in twitter or general chat
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@Malcolm the Seceder why? It was the funniest thing I've read today and thought it made a great meme
@KoninginTanja Hey sorry I just thought it was a news report. I see what you mean.
@Malcolm the Seceder it IS a news report, an actual real life news report, made in south africa!! no one could make these things up! I'm still laughing! ๐ ๐ ๐
A south african news report making the best meme of the year!!
@KoninginTanja Yeah I follow I mean I didn't get that you were posting the news report as a meme
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OMS
@cยตrvy OMS?
Check out @FreeMemesKidsโs Tweet: https://twitter.com/FreeMemesKids/status/1018463356137721856?s=09
oh my soul
Check out @OldRowOfficialโs Tweet: https://twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/1019031707671056384?s=09
@Lofty Is that the same cheeky Bantu that tried to debate Willem?
hey it might be lol didn't even notice :)
lol cool
That vid is amazing.
Anyone know the context?
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Hello @Daniel van Straaten ! Hier is hy!
https://discord.gg/c4CkWPj
Maybe praat oor "die toekoms van ons volk"
Can someone explain the meme that I've just emojied up?
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๐ This <:Vierkleur:471734652844113920> makes<:OVS:473182704691576832> us<:OranjeBlanjeBlou:474956180779696138> so<:Vierkleur:471734652844113920> proud
As Afrikaners
Who are the "khakies"?<:hmm:468405359523135488>
The British
It's about the Anglo-Boer war
@Malcolm the Seceder here is a translation of the above meme by @Luister (AM) :
*Afrikanerhart plays in the background:
She: I think we have to start talking about our future....
He: I think we have to keep quite for the next 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
LOL ๐ ๐ I thought it was the ๐
@Malcolm the Seceder there is another k-word for them
Talking about no more brother wars.. Feel free to shed a tear: https://youtu.be/ckMQq60Xfmk Never again shall a European Country abandon fellow Europeans like it happened with Rhodesia๐ข
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