Or if they're old enough, in the shower when they know to leave you along

DUDE

It's so MUCH MORE FUN

Because it's all "Gotta get it done before they wake up" so it's like a game.

I wanted to watch alien covenant tonight but my wife was like " it will keep the kids awake 😡"

Forget romance. "Hey baby the kids are asleep" and that's like... the best pick up line ever when you have kids.

Panties flying across the room. Tell me I'm wrong.

It's true

Shower is more fun though because guaranteed soapy and clean. Very slippery.

This is how I ended up with my second son.

Standing is too much work

I'm lazy

True

That's why you rinse off, throw a towel on the bathroom floor and go at it there then after rinse off, hit the sack all clean, satisfied and pleased you got away with it while the kids sleep

Damn

Yeah my apartment only had one lock, on the upstairs bathroom.

And there is no better feeling than a kid that doesn't wake up, getting laid, and a nice hot shower. Soapy wives are best wives.

And it's totally fine because hey - that's your wife and you're supposed to enjoy her. It's in the bible. I'm pretty sure.

this one is skeptical of the snow and i don't blame him

Oh henlo Mr. @Hand Banana how the hell are ya? Been a while, I missed those choice doggo posts

Good man. Working on fixing up a house for sale.

Busy summer but good. You?

Same, pretty much. Busy and good

I heard you Iron Eagle posting on the Fatherland

LMAO

Iron Eagle is so much better than Top Gun AND Red Dawn

Such cheese

WHOA THERE BUDDY

Top Gun, yes

Red Dawn, now that's a stretch

It's very gay

And I watched each of those movies at least 100 times

YOU PUT YOUR FACE ON THAT PILLOW AND CLOSE YOUR EYES I'LL TELL YOU WHEN ITS OVER

Touche

#BlackRetiredRapist

Sorry Colonel

Wow, live from "The front of the boat"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ

Someone put KFC buckets in there hands and just upload it for lulz. So subtle.

Once upon a time before Beyonce as a Tranny there was Salt and Peppa. In the long long ago.

OMG that video was so lewd back then. We were so innocent

BUT

Is it not a thinly veiled plea for fried chicken? I maintain it is.

"Let me bring it back to the sub-ject. Big bowls of chicken gonna show up wrecked. On your mark get set go spend all your dough $5 buck meal be staring at you.. shoop shoop be doop"

Critical deconstruction of black "culture" to highlight esoteric fried chicken references will be a respected academic discipline in the future ethnostate.

Wait

It's not about KFC?

I like fried chicken 🍗

My whole childhood. Ruined. I grew up in wealthy suburb full of white people. All we had was Boston Market. BLECH

I always assumed KFC was an integral component of the negroid mating ritual

I grew up on Safeway and Albertson's friend chicken

TBH I do like Popeyes. Jim of the Fatherland is wrong. Popeyes is good chicken.

It says so on the box.

The chicken was ok but the sides were trash

Why lie?

OHHHH MANNNNN

Popeyes used to be good chicken, before Burger King bought it

Popeyes is about the best, as chain restaurants go

Did you see the review bra episode on the Popeyes Shrimp?

ALbertson's fried chicken, couple of sides go to the river with the fam listen to KUPL and splash in the water and gorge. $5 fed the family. Old AF

Atlanta Popeyes is hilarious

Like I said, the chicken was great. The sides, not so much

It is basically a club because everyone's dancing

KFC had good biscuits

When did burger king buy Popeyes? I haven't had it since i was in HS so my memory may be faulty

Not Popeyes good, but good

Check out review bra

I will after I'm done jamming to "Push it" also by Salt N Peppa

God black women are profane.

Tfw only Safeway chicken in my town

I didn't see it as a youth but they are crass. Ugh.

The 90s will make a racist out of the most milquetoast goy

Fried chicken: Albertson's >> Safeway >> Fred Meyer

Publix chicken

Uber alles

Fred Meyers is pretty great store tho

Dude their chicken is so crisp

@Hand Banana thats what did it for me. I listened to gangsta rap and then found out that pretty much all blacks behave like that

extra bread master race

https://youtu.be/5d5NJgO38AE

Maybe it was just the Fred Meyer I used to go to

Don't dox @Roscoe pls

Their deli has improved in recent years

delete

I'm with Sven tho. KFC grilled is the best

They go for the upper-mid level of the deli market now

You can do it put your ass in to it by ice cube

Albertson's is still blue collar deli fare

Yeah but Safeway bought them and the taste is kinda meh

I just make my own now.

Every white man should have a deep fryer and a "special recipe" to impress girls

That takes too much agency for me

and I've given up on impressing girls

Oosh, I need a deep fryer

I make a DAMN GOOD homemade corndog

I learned to cook fried chicken when I was a galley hand on the boat

LOOK I DON"T KNOW HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS I JUST FEED THEM UNTIL THEY ARE TOO FAT TO LEAVE

Home made corndogs

Just do it

That's what she said

Stick your dick in batter, then deep fry it

no one is the wiser

I think you would probably notice

Not the point.

Yes your dick is useless but you can tell your anime con or whatever kids do these days you had sex and it wasn't a real doll or asuka or whatever the fuck ever

Seriously, put some diced jalapeno in the batter

Use a good smoked sausage

I mean

you wanna be spicy

for when you fry your dick off

Exactly

I feel the need to offload my soul. I think I know a terrible secret

Don't you have a priest for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TagyGLwoBds
Pretty sure Bradan O'Fahey produced this video. Look at all the Sennheiser E835 mics.

No one on the west coast has more E835s in a single location than him.

How does that guy drum in a flannel jacket in the sun? That's terribly impractical

this is a very enlightening video guys. Zyklon B tested on humans in a much higher concentration than auschwitz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iI0qAIaJDM

Hey

busy looking at california boobs

I'm a CaliforniaBoobationalist now. Better change my name

I'm gonna have to call the inspector

The FBI?

No need to bring the feds in

We cna handle these boobs by ourselves.

I warned you http://i.imgur.com/ggBTG2w.jpg

DOUBLE NICE

Oh shit I think I played a show with that Bombpops band a few years ago

@Commodvs Detritvs you are my new best friend

This punk band I used to fill in with played with them

There were like 10 people at the show

Are they roller derby bitches @vonGoethe they look like they'd play a derby show but not be HAPPY about it

Proper Aryan boobs, none of this oversized saggy floppy stuff

I remember they had one decent song

"Outta Hand" was decent

that was it

But mostly just shook their boobies around

Good board music

http://i.imgur.com/ISBb1A2.jpg

I forget what the song was called

Look at the one with the huge knockers she's all "I SWEAR THEY NEVER DID THAT BEFORE"

*happy sigh*

We have discussed dogs, boobs, board music, then boobs again.

Tonight is a good night

The problem with the Bombpops is their style was like 10 years too late.

They needed to be intween AFI and All American Rejects but they were late to the party

lol

Must be something from Kessler. Can't imagine any normal White man drawing a dick on a baby's face, let alone thinking it funny.

Snackbarring in France http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/21/one-dead-after-car-crashes-into-bus-stops-in-marseille-6866760/

The fire is rising http://www.novinite.com/articles/182470/Nationalists+Attacked+a+Mosque+in+Granada

https://youtu.be/67gU1wQPF4A

The Black Sun is today. What are my goyim doing to celebrate?

Going to Applebee's and I'm gonna wait for RAHOWA to kick off. 😂

applebees is expensive th

i have no shekels

and i must scream

I got you fam

lets meet at the applebees in cranston

Ha

I just want to reactivate my fb

But I can't

No joke, I just saw a construction worker driving a pickup truck down my street with a giant confederate battle flag hanging in the rear window. Made my day knowing how many local shitlibs that's going to rustle. They brought this on themselves.

white men of fighting age are getting pissed

WHEN THE SAXON AWAKENS

right guys

every tradie in australia has a eureka flag

i dont know about other cities but you can see one hanging from every crane

Im going to go out in the woods as soon as Im done with my shit for the day.

http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/national-news/victoria-news/posters-stop-fags-appear-melbourne/161083

<:Moon_man:283521053869735936>

🤜🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

shitlibs throwing a fit over those posters

it's great

just speaking out against it causes seizures

https://youtu.be/jjPQ_jVlEnQ

One of the greatest trolls against fags ever

rip big ben

britbongs will be aimless for the next four years

WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT I DON'T KNOW

damn wtf, i go onto discord after a week and all my groups are gone

https://www.outcoast.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/IMG_1414-1024x768.jpg

^ Shakira Refos, and her (white?) gf, who is the person leading the BLM march in Bradenton, FL to remove a monument there with the names of Lee and Stonewell Jackson on it.

oh the times we live in

i want to gas lazy people

youre white, i shouldnt have to assign the same thing to you a dozen times in a row for you to get off your ass and do i

t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heDCIX4N3dk

Enjoy the war; the peace is going to be terrible.

https://twitter.com/chris_altright/status/899619720671797248

F

Hey

Feels good

I always thought that a dystopian future would be a lot less hot. I guess I'm just waiting around for that nuclear winter.

heheheh

HI

Good normie tier meme

Hey boys

want to see the Meme that made Imgur suspend me

This one

a DIRECT QUOTE is enough now to get you suspended

This is part of my subterfuge

so truth is illegal

fighting the ANTI CONFEDERATE BIAS By putting out racist quotes by Yankees

its brilliant

and it is infuriating the snowflakes

Yes ERZ that is a direct quote and it is Illegal because OMG it has the N word in it

So now you cannot use the N word

even in the historical context

So I guess If I quoted Huckleberry Finn and talked about Nigger Jim thatd be a racist offense

THOUGH he is in the book and though Mark Twain was a Liberal who argued for Civil Rights

and admitted he put Jim in the book to Humanize Negroes

Funny how that works

Leftist books from 140 yrs ago or so get banned because of a word

I WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. ABOLITIONISTS CALLED NEGROES COLOREDS TO HUMANIZE THEM OR COLORED CITIZENS

IF I quoted an Abolitonist speech with Colored in it, thats now Racist

BTW I HATE ABOLTIONISTS SO I NEVER WILL QUOTE THEM

BUT YOU GET THE POINT

we are in a full blown cultural and ethnic war

state that and the lemmings will go mental

The problem is

How to defeat them

We could defeat them in a day BUT if we did what ti took

Prison Time

So if we cannot fight them and the Cops refuse to arrest them

what then?

I been thinking about this nonstop since Charlottesville and I really have no solution

Its Surreal Actually

When you think about the fact that Rioters are no longer allowed to be shot down

they always were in years past

you read them the riot act they chose not to disperse then they shot them

QUESTION IS WHAT THEN

I actually just got an idea

Anyone remember that slime stuff like they use on Nickelodeon

what if we had a way to deploy that

oh wait thatd prob be assault

someone would slip and fall

Honestly guys i cant think of one way to neutralize them that WOULDNT be assault

Put slippery stuff down

Assault

spray them with motor oil

assault

Now thatd be funny

one of our guys with a water cannon filled with old motor oil