BUT NOW I CAN'T

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING OVEN MITT

how are you going to have a nice night out in town without your oven mitt smfh

I'm killing myself over this

more like the daily kike

can I be honest

no

I haven't subbed to the paywall yet

tfw touched the Trump oven mitt

because I'm mildly salted

and I know I know "support the cause" and "the content is really good"

the content is aight

I just think it's a shitty business practice of them to ignore my emails because they don't want to say no to me

I'd rather them be upfront with me and be like "yeah unfortunately we can't get you an oven mitt"

always wondered what kinda person actually emails ecelebs

didnt know you were being ignored

fuck that

he emailed me first, dipshit, lmao

if you cant expect customer support for a paying service then why pay

like dude sent me a personal email and then responded the first time

im trolling you because it's funny how much you care about this don't mind me fam

i subscribed and didn't get a mitt either

then didn't respond to my response to his response

same

but wall subbed before they stopped offering

also I threw you a dale gribble for the trolling equivalent of "I was only pretending to be retarded"

yeah that's my only issue is I threw my subscription down immediately and even attempted to sub multiple times (which Svenpai obviously noticed because he sent me an email detailing that) and then I was just kind of ignored and my refund didn't process until seveal days later

>explaining your reaction emojis

I know I'm retarded, you don't have to tell me

lmao

come down to Charlottesville and win someone's mitt in a duel

more like kikesville amiright

I'm gonna win your mitt in a duel

pros: duels are cool and fun
cons: you might die

are you kidding me

how is that a con

true

http://www.newobserveronline.com/2017/08/us-white-birth-rate-boost-majority-of.html

being the autistic shit that I am

the trump effect

I had a friend who's good friend was just stabbed to death in her apartment

and so I said "hey come over for coffee and I'll make you breakfast, we can talk"

lol literally 9 months after election day is today

and so we sat in my study and spoke and I asked her how her friend died

fuck 4 trump 2016

im gonna go reproduce with that emo [redacted]

and she told me she had been stabbed to death by a homeless dude

sorry for interrupting this sad story oosh

and I said "YOU GONNA WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR WHEN YOU GET STABBED WITH A KNIFE"

autism.wav

as my reaction to her telling me that

I almost spilled my fucking coffee because I was like "what the fuck is wrong with me"

and she just stared at me blankly and was like "okay..."

you shouldve responded with "understandable have a nice day" and drove off

1920s_man_laughing_with_tumbler_of_whisky.movingpicture

yeah just left her in my study and left my apartment

That's /our girl/

later that day I told the story and laughed my fucking ass off

I'm laughing right now

it might be the funniest thing I've ever done with autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fXf_p8rUUM

@Wall Buildionaire

I can't believe Google is brazen enough to fire that guy

i can

btw

@badtanman jfc lol

really?

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner TBH

big bobs vagene pics
username available

I honestly thought they were going to keep him around but instead ruin his life slowly

give him shitty projects, find ways to demote him

etc

nah that's not how silicon valley rolls

this follows the playbook

make it a giant media story to signal about and get SJW points for

@badtanman if you want to hear the ultimate pajeet meme listen to the song "Uber Pussy" by Pink Guy

Price's law is real

google has 72k employees

Holy shit some black girl just pulled into 7/11 next to me got out and her car starting rolling backward!!

that means baout 265 of them create 50% of the value

Some guy was keeping it from hitting his car by literally holding it

I bet most of that 265 is white, and most of them heard loud and clear what just happened with the guy that got fired

😂😂

She must of put it in neutral hahahaha

I've never seen anything like that

@OrwellHuxley nogs can drive stick?

nogs notoriously don't do any maintenance so who knows what happened

I have no clue it was a little bit of a hill

Insane haha

Some old guy was literally pushing it back so it wouldn't hit his car.

Maybe automatic but put it in neutral instead of park lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm45mXUiJ7Y

oh that actually happened?

still happening apparently

just saw it live

@OrwellHuxley that would be even more hilarious

It's just paul

I have no clue how that would happen ha

elliot never shows up?

I'm not sure he was just talking about him

Boomer Alert: Glenn Campbell passed away

wtf

4 shows a week

too bad it'll never be 7 bc shabbat

tru

not that it matters since we cant listen to it

on that day

actually if you buy my special light switch you can set the podcast up to turn on without violating talmud

oh shit thats a good idea bro

dm me

the triple s

Shabat Shoah Switch

you see technically i didn't really activate the trap door that sent your uncle mort into an oven because of the ingenious design of the shabbat shoah switch. NOT GUILTY

thats the jewish ingenuity i lvoe

yeah google has a small number of employees who produce value

they should be identified and targeted

google needs their wallet hurt

we cant just wait and hope trump sticks them with antitrust

@NSJW find those few valuable white men who hold up jewgle and hire them

make google eat itself

is this tru

no we can align text more competently than that

otherwise yes

<:wewuzspiderman:342380549605949450>

theyll make thor a nigger

@northern_confederate more like they don't want fag rallies in red states getting moved to landfills if they set this precedint.

https://therightstuff.biz/2017/08/08/charlottesville-unite-the-right-announcement-special/

@badtanman delete

✡️

do u c what i c

@everyone - Australia is having a vote on Same Sex Marriage and if it can be allowed to happen in our country.
I would love it if everyone can help in any way possible to get the vote for "NO!" on Same Sex Marriage ahead.

Hey. Isn't voting NO on this regard illegal?

Becauae homophobia? :^)

Word of mouth, announcements and anything on social media... I would be forever thankful.

It's either "YES" or "YES WITH A DICK IN MY MOUTH!"

But aye, memes aside, Godspeed and I hope you succeed in pushing back the Gay for as long as you can.

We will need whatever you can to buy ourselves time. This is true for every country

November 25th 2017 is the time-frame

The more degeneracy we push back so that it isn't seated in law the better

Press F to pay respects lol https://twitter.com/Karnythia/status/895065209429123073

<:wewuzspiderman:342380549605949450>

I'm just glad she quoted me so that lives on even after the twitter kikes wipe my latest account.

MW is on live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfs6hT5DVOo

im GAY

gay

hahAHAHA

I'm now using DuckDuckGo and it's so much better. They actually give good content and it's easier to find things.

i actually hate ddg

i never get what i want

I always get what I want, I know how to use search engines efficiently

god thats so hot

@badtanman - uhhh

hot is a seppo term for arousing haha

forgot you were a dingoi

@NuckFigures
My response to her.
https://twitter.com/drake_mcdougal/status/895073306780598276

Lol

I'm a Dingoess @badtanman

i dont see gender haha

do dingoes not use the word hot for when something's arousing?

hory shet

We do... But Badtanman and I have an interesting relationship where I see him as a brother... but he makes inappropriate comments and bantz him for it.

@Eddy and @badtanman

https://youtu.be/HKBuWOkT-IQ

ah I see

anyway where the /morality/ at

brother is just a social construct

@badtanman - We are NOT Cersei and Jamie Lannister... darn it!

not yet

uwu

Not gonna happen mate

why is knuckle's willy hanging out in that picture

u dont wanna kno

@MsNatSocialist I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't-I can't look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. And all I ask, please, is that you just - you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Lisa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that.

never tasted this pasta before

its not pasta

its my feelings

as an italian my pasta is my feelings

My name is not Alyssa... but nice copy pasta

i thought it was short for alyssa

my apologies

uhhhh

no

Queen Ann white-knighting for the alt-right

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/894851921621680129

New show from the Paranormies!

https://therightstuff.biz/2017/08/08/the-paranormies-present-around-the-campfire/

Excellent!

Thank you Johnny I am listening on my way home from the gym

@JohnnyMonoxide - think you could shill the news in Aus about the Same Sex Marriage vote thing... We need as many listeners to help out and if they want to get in touch with their local Aussie Nationalists (National Advocate) to please email [email protected] - We are starting to do leafleting with our own flyers and also doing more in the community. We have about 112 members country wide and more being initiated into the group.

what do you need me to do?

1930's: http://i.imgur.com/xI9Aqag.gifv

2017: Still changing my oil

Shill National Advocates and our work with the Same Sex Marriage plebiscite activism. We are an Aussie group founded on the East Coast of Australia @JohnnyMonoxide

Our email is [email protected] and we have a Facebook too

Some people in our group are responsible for the Chinese student rejection postering at the Melbourne Universities and also some postering in Sydney that got negative (((news))) coverage.

uhhhh you're not supposed to mention da j00s you're a socialist shh

Banks... laundering money... also funding terrorism
Exhibit # 1
https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2017/08/08/business/08reuters-australia-cba.html

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/08/commonwealth-bank-why-government-suing-over-alleged-terrorism-trail

🅱eady 🅱 nglo 🅱 yes

putin is a joo

are there still people who aren't jewish

yes i can think of one

flat earth flat wife uwu

did u peel those potatoes yet

her face when she realizes kyle cant compete

@badtanman putin is my friend 😰

ur not even real

I know.

chess mate bigots

There is an idea of a Patrick 🎳 Bowlman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

t!server

>mfw adolf hitler himself isnt an og nigga

lel

no bots here niggler

Wew

Damn

super fashy!
top kek!

Men are weird... this ^^^ has proved it

agreed

confed is a fucking creep

>calling confed creepy

tbf you havent seen our dms

.... I don't want to

i was talking to the superior woman in this chat room tyvm sweetie 💅🏻

wew

@badtanman - thought you loved me...

you thought wrong shlomo

You're like a kitchen tap... hot and cold... mostly cold.

youre like a faucet

you take too long to get hot and then i jump right in and get burned

honestly i might go to unite the right just to see sinead

lol

takes too long to get hot and then i jump right in and get burned

thanks for taking my joke and making it better

for a 25% cut of the profits you can license that joke for private parties, 40% for public use

Lucky I'm like a shower... I'll rain on your parade every time

does that mean you're a [redacted]er

and not a rain cloud 🤔

if so i love u again

LEWD

thirst for nanners ended

LEWD

LEWD

hehe

WELD

WELD

my father is a welder