why not

or louisiana unless its the french quarter

niggers

history?

mississippi is 100% bog and niggers

and its always humid as fuck

I almost died there like 3x

"died" as in murdered by a nigger

texas has always had the mexican/tejano influence that was never in the south

@northern_confederate >meet lab guy
>two small businesses, 25 years of experience
>2 phds, worked as a nuclear physicist
>genius

>get excited, think he'll be a rootn tootn cowboy
>he's a fucking californian

and I was only there for probably 6weeks

yeah Texas is full of transplants from what i hear

I almost died in a swamp in the blast zone by the nasa launch pad in mississippi

kek

we were mudding

swamps are fucking disgusting

went head first into a big ass hole

I lost a boot in a swamp once

killed the truck

shit was fully tied on

saw a gator

swamp just fucking stole my boot

dude the gators are everywhere down tehre

and theyre huge

was waiting in the bed with a shotgun for my friend's buddy to come get us

it's true

@badtanman this is a pretty sweet site, thanks!

the truck went near vertical and swamp water was over the steering wheel

the gator eventually went away and we got the truck out though

@Koba np

@Koba yup, that's why everyone has a shotgun in their truck

tfw no shotgun, lose shoe in swamp, almost killed by niggers constantly

too much stress dude

idk how whites in the south do it

need a shotgun tbh

it's how a country boy survives

didn't you ever listen to hank jr.?

no

real talk

country guys are terrifying

I went to a bar

and these two guys in full camo and trucker hats

walked up to me

convo are you terrified of me?

and were on either side of me

and said "hey man how you doin"

haha

and I was like "n-nothing"

and they were like "'scuse me?"

people with missing teeth terrify me

aka niggers

idk why

I'm about to reee the fuck out

and some white trash

stop listening to the media about the south

@badtanman its an outward reflection of how mentally shit they are

it's not the ass backwards, missing teeth, sister fucking disaster the jews make it out to be

some of its nice

it's the only place in the country the whites have not lost their spines

im not saying everyone in the south is missing teeth, im saying people with missing teeth terrify me

rust belt is nice

40 years ago it was

before japan/china took the steel and mexico/japan took the cars away

>plane to texas
?sit next to an old vet with knee-length hair
>wearing a shirt that says "stand for the flag, kneel for the cross"
>he talks to his similar friend
>thickest southern accent I ever heard

>sit next to mother
>wearing full camo, has a purse with a gun pattern
>she tells me her son is in the 116th airborn
>apparently this is a big deal
>tells me how proud she is
>30 minutes later
>tells me how proud she is again

lol

fuck yeah

you should start a blog

alabamans

that's awesome

this is why you put on headphones and don't talk to anyone

@Convo alabama was hit super hard when our cotton mills were sent overseas

fuck off I like old people

lolol

they've been without work for generations in lots of areas, especially southern alabama round dothan/geneva

the south is going to be the new economic powerhouse in a decade

you guys got rid of the cotton but not the niggers? smh

well i grew up in tobacco country, so we didn't have the cotton problem

still had the nigger problem though

CQ

coon question?

cotton

oh cotton question]

hah

but coon works

i'm really sleepy

i'm slow

you're slow and your sleepy

srsly though, we exported all our cotton milling out to southeast asia and made a lot of destitute whites because of it

why did keyboards have a shortcut for twitter hashtags before twitter??? 🤔

now the jew media makes fun of the poor whites in the south

@badtanman octathagonal or something

after they shipped thier jobs overseas

whats it called

>not calling it tic tac toe board

also did you say i should have a blog ironically

to make fun of me

@badtanman it's called a pound sign

@YUGE he knows

@Convo no, i would actually read it because your stories are hilarious

phew

lol

I've heard kids call it a hashtag

are you too young to remember telephones

and it triggers me

I#1

<:sheckels:286411130593607681>

the emotes on this server

are garbage

wtf is that

💸

<:kebob:283520515321233408>

those are sheckels

<:bixnood:283530563510468608>

you don't like my kebob?

<:dumpster:283519574979117056>

<:migeneral:285538426587971595>

that's for things that belong in the dumpster

dont judge bro

that's pinochet

<:tendies:283520856263753728>

why are you bantzing the dank emojis?

tenides

*judging intensifies*

i can read

they're just bad

NY and NJ are about to get fucked sideways

even the oven is bad

no they aren't

how are they bad?

Asgardian we're triple fucked

that's the same oven on a lot of channels

you cant instantly tell what they are

in the 2 feet zone in the hills

yeah and its a bad oven

well that's because discord sucks

Me 2 northern

and makes them tiny

I'm in the mountains

i demand you don't die @northern_confederate

oosh

stay safe fam

whats going on

why are you in danger

I gots me can am quad with plow

snow

it's gonna take more than two feet of white powder to kill this guy

Hahahaha

lol

Ossssh

white powder = white power?

<:wewuzspiderman:283520791675666432> this is the only bad one

no, that's the only GOOD one

YESSSSS

IT HAS A BLACK BG

I know

it can be fixed

also i want a quad but i'm just suburban enough to not have any fucking space

NIGGERS in the town I work in are very anxious

I just didn't have time when I was putting emojis in

besides, I asked for emojis and got NOTHING

earthquakes aren't much to worry about, so i don't understand people with real weather

so if you want an emoji, DM me the .png

just steal them from argentina tbh fam

oh the nagger at work asked me if the heat goes out when the power goes out

Stores are all out of purple drank and malt liquor

lol

should've said no tbh

@badtanman need the sauce

Should have said "not in afrixa

kek

@FylnnGardian if you post an emoji you can right click and open link

wrong person

@YUGE

can't we just steal all the emojis from former argentina

@northern_confederate hey badtan

@badtanman oh shit, didn't know that

Got my beer and gas for the quad....

@queenarchitect hey

damnit

👌

I'm working, if someone wants to harvest some emojis, send them to me

i was making a not funny joke

Ready to roll...I'm gonna listen to svens new song while I bounce of trees

and i was ignoring it

reee

you snowfags should do that

@northern_confederate are you really badtan?? lol

no i'm sexier

damn i miss that guy

are you goodtanman?

My buddy who is a welder is making a custom RWDS plate for my helmet

his taste in music was 100%

he liked animal collective or whatever?

no i'm as tan as i've ever been and still as pale as an irish person

lol

animal collective is best

i think he liked that silly band

REEE

no it's not

he had terrible taste in music

that's not even music, actually

he was obsessed with tekken7

the history show

tekken 7 is a good game

with lauritz

is top fucking tier

animal collective is swpls making noise for spwls

if my autism were a cat

it would be purring

>tfw you hate animal collective but like many similar bands

@Convo what history show?

lololol

@badtanman Hwarong is the best

mfw i cant tell if @YUGE knows and is bantering me or not

i've never heard that turn of phrase

https://8ch.pl/pol/src/1489437147854.png
What did 8chan Mean by this, is there more drama?

@badtanman not bantering, that's not music

@YUGE https://radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/03/13/honoring-our-history-ep-2-medieval-boogaloo/

hell yea, thanks convo

reee, i have reviewed evidence that suggests autistic people have superior music listening abilities so my taste is CONFIRMED best

I scored a 47 on the autism test

wew

FUCK

yea

i got 7

lol

wasnt that my score, too?

i dont remember

who are you again

i think it was out of 50 IIRC

yeah

i was surprised myself

47/50 oh man

figured I'd score a solid 38-40

are you sure you're ok to live on the open road

@northern_confederate take the test

we're gonna find out

rreeee

ok since you nagged me about it enough times fine

yay

is this my future

@northern_confederate I think I'll like it because I'm outfitting my bus as I want it, and if I get annoyed, I can just go somewhere else

get used to it

I'm afraid to take the test

fug

https://www.questionwritertracker.com/quiz/61/Z4MK3TKB.html

@northern_confederate it's also about 30% larger than my current apartment

take this on a computer