porn whores aren't swplnationalism

i didnt mean porn

u dip

that's where you're wrong kiddo
t. cf

not really sure man

#stopwhitepeople

have a job tbh that isnt at a fucking 711

I have a CCNA

redpill me on what CCNA stands for

which is basically entry level IT cert

Cisco routing and switching cert

basics of networking required for like 99% of all IT work

k

well then

im confused as to why you cant find a job, i have a degree in psych and no certs at all and have a decent outlook

you probably know more about coding than I do in that case

I dont have a degree

I dropped out lol

oh ok thats probably why

reeeee **bad life decisions go home**

also your brain is falling off

yeah lol

*shakes head*

reeee

BA opens up a lot even if you dont have other stuff

>tfw getting a phd in engineering and worried about jobs

at least I'm not a dog wearing goggles tbh

Im really fucking confused as to why, I was a BS in Physics before I dropped out and some of the BAs I knew were dumb as rocks

btw BS in physics is a bad degree

get a BS In comp sci

its much better

unless you want to be around unshowered autism and spend the rest of your life in school

Marine engineer >$100k a year > work 6 months > all practical

@BIG4U you are top tier husband

or go to grad school and get a MS in mech e

also jack donovan is a faggot

and build airplanes

It's true he is

FUCK airplanes

fuck YOU!

It was a good conversation tho

you take that back

@BIG4U AC/DC sucks and also the wolves of vinland are cringe tier

airplanes are pretty cool tbh

the coolest

designing them is boring as fuck

Convo y u tell me

@BIG4U what does a marine engineer do, exactly?

who here /twofeetofsnow/

I sit next to an aerospace

@Convo incorrect

every single senior project is like 1 of 3 designs

you got your super thin with the weird trapezoidal wings

you got your jet shaped ones

you got your one wingers

they're all one of those three

same with bicycles

yeah

i wouldnt want to design bicycles

don't judge a profession by it's college seniors

mmm

lots of engineering students do

and they come up with stupid bikes

every year, there's a wave of ugly bike designs that hit the internet in the spring

lol

@northern_confederate apparently PA is supposed to get a whole bunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMSRAz2VZqk

Yuge i thought you were a money dude not an engineer

I fucked up

@YUGE I sit in the engine room for 6 hours at a time, 12 hours a day. It's 120DB. I watch gauges and check fluid levels and do status logs. I change oil and coolant and filters as needed. If something breaks I fix it. I keep the engine room spotless.

my soul is an engineer

yes you guys are fugged almost as much as i am

120DB 100 degrees

@northern_confederate me 😦

yet i get to scheme schekles away from the jews for a living

@BIG4U thats a pretty sweet job man

not even joking

It is

how do I into engine rooms?

It's an endurance test

@YUGE wanna see my thing i designed

its a foot

@BIG4U I did not realize your job was called a marine engineer

It's s mental thing

how does one into marine engineer

yes plz

by being white privilege

Weeks on end with no days off

I just want a job I wont hate

where I feel welcome, not like I want to murder my colleagues

Oh this job will make you hate it

@Convo I grew up around naval aviation and 2x was denied an opportutnity to fly

@Koba get a job at a college so you have fresh eye candy every couple of months

>liking your job
yeah that's just a meme

Unless you've been in the military and loved it

@badtanman thats not a bad idea tbh

I love my job but there are times I just sit down there and scream

pitt has some job openings and UPMC is downtown

and theyre always higher

time to spam my resume again

@Convo is that a robot foot or a prosthetic?

Nobody can hear me scream

see if I can break my interview ratio of 0.31

3 interviews or so for every 10 applications

a physician can read the logs

You can go to a 4 year maritime college

also college IT is easy as fuck, and i worked at one that was the most advanced around

>not working with a recruiter so you don't have to send any applications

yeah I did IT work for my high school

@Convo that's really cool

it was like 95% sitting around and fucking off and 5% actual work because something would break

You can find 2 year community colleges that train you to be an engine man

And from there work your way up the ladder

@Koba sign up for dice.com if you can tolerate getting phone calls all the time

I expect a big boom in maritime jobs after trumps oil economy gets booming

You can get your federal issues mariner documents

>as though the oil economy isnt booming

It's a buerocratic mess tho

It's not

idk man, oils pretty fucked its just the jews who keep fucking trading it up

it was booming

Oil collapsed two years ago

but then the saudis fucked everything up

Currently there are hundreds of offshore oil boats Laid up

It's not booming it's in bust

>he has faith in the petrodollar
i'm KEEPIN mah Moneh until we develop a jew-to-natural-gas chemical process

I swear man, I dont know who it is who keeps trading up oil but if I ever meet them Ill fucking strangle them out for jewish tricks

yea, US oil crashed because the arabs started doing price manipulation to fuck with us

I lost a decent amount of money betting on a Cushing storage crisis last year

Doesn't matter why

it's the arabs, koba

read about OPEC

It just is

yes I know

@YUGE check out Art Bermans blog

good stuff

all free

no ads

But it will change with trumps policies

ok

hopefully

yes, oil is already starting to rise a little

that's a good sign

I hope the fucking EPA gets ground to a nub

eh

means there's demand building in the market

its disconnected from fundamentals

our production will come back online, fuel prices will fall

EPA is being neutered

none of this happens overnight

I'll be a happy man when OTR #2 diesel falls below $2.00/gal

Exxon is putting 20 billion into gulf refineries

That's HUGE

yup

Ill be happy when its 50cents a gallon because were pulling it off of Europa due to trumps expansion of NASA

the pipeline int he dakotas is happening, that's big too

trump is opening drilling rights everywhere

or whatever that one moon that saturn has

ganymede maybe

TItan

we don't need to go to saturn moons to get decent fuel

its titan

itd be cool tho

you'd probably waste more energy going there and harvesting than you'd yield

true

but thats how research advances humanity

and if we developed a propulsion tech that changed that equation, we wouldn't need to scour the solar system for petrofuels

we could build a giant tube from Titan to earth

and just pump it all here

wait, how the fuck does a saturn moon have dinosaur juice?

not really sure tbh, its light stuff not heavier oil like what comes out of mexico

weird

I thought it needed organic material, pressure, and heat

methane and other -ethanes iirc

its like -200C

ambient

I dunno, I'm not a chemist

@BIG4U I'm going to be an amateur diesel mechanic in a few months

I took general Chem last semester

wish me luck

GL

gl, its not as difficult as people say it is

the labs are the hardest part because of time consumption

I've been learning things

I bought a bus koba, I'm not going to school

lol misread the conversation

but I am learning about diesels and will be keeping it running once I take off

my bus engine has heritage all they back to sherman tanks

that was the first use of the detroit 2 strokes

so why did you buy a bus

are you traveling

I know it's a cheap way to live

and it's comfy

because I fucking hate san francisco

mmm

and I can

wew lad

>living in san fran

where are you traveling to

wherever I want

do you have a satellite dish for your online job

or what

decent answer tbh

mobile hotspot and a cell signal amplifier/antenna

I looked into satellite

too slow and expensive

and unnecessary with verizon's network and a signal amp

the latency on satellite is terrible

that too

so are you not planning on settling down anytime soon

i guess soon is relative

how old are you

not entirely sure how it'll all play out

30

I'm 21 and I'm mortified that I'm getting too old

haha

I want like 5 kids min

so do I

you're way ahead of me

all the phd candidates i met in texas were married and had their first kind in freshman year

>21
>too old

>tfw almost 26

convo, I've wasted 6 years of my life in CA

I've written it off and am moving on

@badtanman we poles are notorious for our quick wits and deep, introspective, thoughtful souls

where are you going to look for a girl tho

>cant even speak polish

don't know

not here

probably in the south

Ive heard the south is comfy

which is probably where I'll eventually end up

nice and warm

feels like home to me

it's in my blood

this is beautiful country, it's filled with terrible people. But even so, I don't think I'm a californian

I fucking hate the south

this place has always felt foreign

Anyone down for voice?

I don't know the flora or fauna

muggy, bugs, normie women

southern women are the best

I do like the Alabama girls i met

they actually have for real accents

in texas no one has an accent

texas isn't really the south

texas is it's own thing

yeah

dont go to mississippi

and you probably didn't meet many real texans