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2017-06-12 23:34:24 UTC

thats for fags

2017-06-12 23:34:49 UTC

people get triggered when they get owned by someone with a "low" apm

2017-06-12 23:34:55 UTC

ultimate laughs

2017-06-12 23:35:24 UTC

futa.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323968562718834698/futa.png

2017-06-12 23:35:53 UTC

gamerfuel.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323968682470670336/gamerfuel.png

2017-06-12 23:36:11 UTC

oh god dont remind me of WoW gamer fuel

2017-06-12 23:36:28 UTC

@badtanman r8 my game

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323968828335980544/DREAM_GAME.png

2017-06-12 23:36:41 UTC

autistic

2017-06-12 23:36:42 UTC

WEW medieval

2017-06-12 23:36:46 UTC

thats esoteric af

2017-06-12 23:37:01 UTC

true forgot all about medievil

2017-06-12 23:37:10 UTC

stalker was bretty gud

2017-06-12 23:37:33 UTC

in highschool i designed a videogame

2017-06-12 23:38:01 UTC

where in medieval town theres a demon who wants to eat 1000 souls to summon satan
but everyone he asks for souls keeps giving him lepers and its against demon code to kill lepers since hteyre in pain

2017-06-12 23:38:05 UTC

so he just has a castle full of lepers

2017-06-12 23:38:10 UTC

and you're a leper and youre trying to get out

2017-06-12 23:38:24 UTC

it was supposed to be goofy

2017-06-12 23:38:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323969320243822594/image.jpg

2017-06-12 23:38:36 UTC

Plz shoot him with an AA gun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323969366414852109/Screenshot_20170612-193805.png

2017-06-12 23:40:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323969739967954956/1472833006973.png

2017-06-12 23:40:12 UTC

hot

Ever since I've been one Accutane I've had horrible dry eyes

2017-06-12 23:42:06 UTC

oh i've been on that

2017-06-12 23:42:09 UTC

just try squinting your eyes a little

2017-06-12 23:42:10 UTC

what is an accutane

2017-06-12 23:42:12 UTC

itll help them stay moist

Literally I have clear eyes everywhere

2017-06-12 23:42:19 UTC

my ankles hurt like i was old

2017-06-12 23:42:37 UTC

its a super crazy drug that stops you from having acne ever again

2017-06-12 23:42:44 UTC

meh

2017-06-12 23:42:44 UTC

changes your dna

2017-06-12 23:42:55 UTC

doesnt acne go away with age

2017-06-12 23:42:58 UTC

โค blessed genes

And it drys the fuck out off everything

2017-06-12 23:43:07 UTC

not for everyone

2017-06-12 23:43:12 UTC

that sucks

But it'll leave me with scars

2017-06-12 23:43:20 UTC

HOL UP

2017-06-12 23:43:23 UTC

HOW DA FUG

2017-06-12 23:43:26 UTC

Is a woman

2017-06-12 23:43:27 UTC

i never really had an issue with acne thankfully

2017-06-12 23:43:30 UTC

i have some scars

2017-06-12 23:43:31 UTC

an OG nigga and gold name

2017-06-12 23:43:34 UTC

and I am not

2017-06-12 23:43:37 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-06-12 23:43:38 UTC

because ur a fgt

2017-06-12 23:43:44 UTC

because everyone likes me

2017-06-12 23:43:51 UTC

@badtanman dont get your skull crushed in plz

I think Demarcus secretly hates me

2017-06-12 23:43:53 UTC

@Vanguard nanners is superior to you by every metric

2017-06-12 23:43:54 UTC

lol

2017-06-12 23:43:55 UTC

the war needs you still

2017-06-12 23:43:57 UTC

her tits are bigger than yours

2017-06-12 23:43:59 UTC

her hips are wider than yours

2017-06-12 23:44:00 UTC

Not everyone grows out of it. Had a kid in HS who basically looked like his dad poured battery acid on his fucking face it was so bad.

2017-06-12 23:44:00 UTC

lol

2017-06-12 23:44:02 UTC

shes cuter than you are

2017-06-12 23:44:06 UTC

LOL

2017-06-12 23:44:06 UTC

you just cant compete with her

2017-06-12 23:44:16 UTC

@Xeno the French FedNigger do you remember that dude in our freshman class

Holy shit her face looked like it had tumors

2017-06-12 23:44:32 UTC

that looks like he got into a fight with puberty and puberty took a shit on his face

2017-06-12 23:44:35 UTC

convo and vanguard online

2017-06-12 23:44:36 UTC

yes!!!

2017-06-12 23:44:52 UTC

now i just have some redness left on my cheek

2017-06-12 23:44:56 UTC

he was legit in our class and his face like was unsettling to look at is it was one big like throbbing zit

2017-06-12 23:44:57 UTC

Not everyone grows out of it. Had a kid in HS who basically looked like his dad poured battery acid on his fucking face it was so bad.

2017-06-12 23:44:58 UTC

but no more acne

2017-06-12 23:44:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323970970337542144/kommandos.jpg

2017-06-12 23:45:08 UTC

People legit called cops bc they thought he was being abused.

2017-06-12 23:45:09 UTC

my ex always bitched about her acne but whenever i looked at her i wanted to fugg so i didnt notice it much

2017-06-12 23:45:12 UTC

Not everyone grows out of it. Had a kid in HS who basically looked like his dad poured battery acid on his fucking face it was so bad.

2017-06-12 23:45:12 UTC

People legit called cops bc they thought he was being abused.

2017-06-12 23:45:12 UTC

People legit called cops bc they thought he was being abused.

2017-06-12 23:45:13 UTC

top kek

2017-06-12 23:45:21 UTC

LMAOO

2017-06-12 23:45:38 UTC

@Convo neither of us are manlets or play paintball

2017-06-12 23:46:03 UTC

Idk wtf just happened with my connection.

2017-06-12 23:46:07 UTC

Vanguard finally locates and attempts to exterminate Convo for all of his banter (2017, colorized)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323971260063154176/k_finds_v_out_in_the_wastes.gif

2017-06-12 23:46:09 UTC

idk but you sperged

2017-06-12 23:46:24 UTC

lol

Who looks like he's starting to break out

2017-06-12 23:46:43 UTC

kill em?

2017-06-12 23:46:50 UTC

hold him under water for 5 minutes and the acne will go away

Take his ass to the dermatologist asap

2017-06-12 23:47:02 UTC

your parents must have nice insurance

2017-06-12 23:47:04 UTC

Canvo finds a gf (2017, colorized)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323971496857042944/a_meets_k.gif

2017-06-12 23:47:14 UTC

it's $2k a month for the pills i think

Acne is one of those things that's easily and cheaply treatable

2017-06-12 23:47:17 UTC

this is great

2017-06-12 23:47:24 UTC

this is like christmas for me

But a bitch to handle once it leaves scars or gets to bad

2017-06-12 23:47:32 UTC

yeah i did all sorts of other things that never worked

2017-06-12 23:47:46 UTC

have you tried protein facials

2017-06-12 23:47:49 UTC

lol

2017-06-12 23:47:51 UTC

no one wanted to prescribe it until they ran out of other options

@queenarchitect Im on Medicare and they let me go to a dermatologist

2017-06-12 23:47:54 UTC

lewd

2017-06-12 23:47:56 UTC

my ex fiancee randomly had acne and she blamed it on me

2017-06-12 23:47:59 UTC

damn

2017-06-12 23:48:00 UTC

wut

2017-06-12 23:48:04 UTC

converting to judaism cured my acne but gave me asthma

2017-06-12 23:48:06 UTC

Badtanman agrees with Convo in the great debate with weev (2017, colorized)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323971759986704385/moralfags.gif

But nanners if you start early

2017-06-12 23:48:16 UTC

did you offer her a nice frothy protein facial

By the time the other treatments fail

2017-06-12 23:48:21 UTC

>tfw the "you need some protein" line never worked

2017-06-12 23:48:33 UTC

>im on Medicare
nigger why

2017-06-12 23:48:36 UTC

hahaha

2017-06-12 23:48:36 UTC

Anyone know a place to buy different camo BDUs other than Rothco?

You shouldn't be horribly plagued for it to leave scars

2017-06-12 23:48:45 UTC

MFW waiting on @Convo 's location

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323971922754928652/20160526_oorah3-001.png

2017-06-12 23:48:48 UTC

i didn't get accutane until i was 25

2017-06-12 23:48:59 UTC

That's medicaid you silly mexican

2017-06-12 23:49:00 UTC

you what pattern?

2017-06-12 23:49:02 UTC

@queenarchitect wasnt that like last year

2017-06-12 23:49:05 UTC

that's how hesitant my doctors were

2017-06-12 23:49:06 UTC

yeah

2017-06-12 23:49:19 UTC

@queenarchitect did it stunt your hair growth

2017-06-12 23:49:21 UTC

how is your hair coming

And yet I work in Healthcare

2017-06-12 23:49:26 UTC

no lol

2017-06-12 23:49:32 UTC

past my ears now

2017-06-12 23:49:38 UTC

@Vanguard none of those guys in the pic are you

2017-06-12 23:49:42 UTC

none of them have fidget spinners

2017-06-12 23:49:42 UTC

good hurry up if it gets short you get stoned to death

2017-06-12 23:49:43 UTC

i had fucked up acne as a teen. now i never have any any i get fucking pumped when i get an ingrown hair or something

2017-06-12 23:49:54 UTC

I do not own a fidget spinner frindo

2017-06-12 23:49:56 UTC

friendo

2017-06-12 23:50:23 UTC

>tfw no gf to bitch about acne to use my "i hear protein helps" line on

2017-06-12 23:50:29 UTC

i saw some faggot on normiebook posting about how he's selling fidget spinners and to hit him up and i resisting sperging

2017-06-12 23:50:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323972371004391424/1447179415430.gif

2017-06-12 23:50:35 UTC

I get like one or two now and then if like living in woods or dirt with army just dirty skin type thing, I really dont get any

2017-06-12 23:50:52 UTC

yeah

2017-06-12 23:50:53 UTC

ugh ten more minutes of work

2017-06-12 23:51:15 UTC

then home to read cook books? @queenarchitect

2017-06-12 23:51:16 UTC

i get one or two on my back if ive been training/outdoors a few days without a shower

2017-06-12 23:51:25 UTC

thats about it

2017-06-12 23:51:28 UTC

no to read mein kampf

2017-06-12 23:51:35 UTC

or study for my AREs

2017-06-12 23:51:40 UTC

one of those

2017-06-12 23:51:40 UTC

Convo and Badtanman watch E3 (2017, colorized)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323972654732148736/v_watched_e3_with_friend.gif

2017-06-12 23:51:41 UTC

mein kampf is for n00bz

2017-06-12 23:51:46 UTC

lol didnt get any on this rotation but I did get like some bruises on shoulders and hips from sleeping on fucking rocks and running with heavy shit on

2017-06-12 23:51:49 UTC

should just be reviewing it by now

2017-06-12 23:52:02 UTC

@Convo e3 has been shit and i doubt sony is gonna change that

2017-06-12 23:52:04 UTC

bruised hips and trying to sleep on side is shietttt

2017-06-12 23:52:21 UTC

yeah my shoulders have bruisers from the barbell doing squats right now

2017-06-12 23:52:35 UTC

that damn sensitive skin always gets marks from the bar

2017-06-12 23:52:49 UTC

and I have tan lines on where my oakleys are, my watch and then my wrist garmin it looks weird AF

2017-06-12 23:52:54 UTC

yeah

2017-06-12 23:53:00 UTC

evening out doe

2017-06-12 23:53:08 UTC

i try to do stuff to avoid weird tan lines

2017-06-12 23:53:18 UTC

When I have to shave constantly or if my diet turns to shit then yeah I get some evry now and again. In field I honestly get very little.

2017-06-12 23:53:36 UTC

yeah if my diet goes ass etc or if I fucked up shave

2017-06-12 23:53:39 UTC

t shirt tan lines arent bad tho because i have half sleeve tattoos so it is tan asf forearms to ink to lighter skin

2017-06-12 23:53:47 UTC

I kind of semi BSd dry shaving out there

2017-06-12 23:53:55 UTC

yeah fuck, i need to order more razors now that you mention it

2017-06-12 23:54:02 UTC

last like 2 days of last engagement we didnt shave and had mountain man faces going on

2017-06-12 23:54:07 UTC

i refuse to buy them from the store ever fucking jewery

2017-06-12 23:54:22 UTC

I use a safety razor normally

2017-06-12 23:54:26 UTC

just not in field

2017-06-12 23:54:29 UTC

yeah

2017-06-12 23:54:38 UTC

too much of pain

2017-06-12 23:54:51 UTC

if i dont shave for 5'6 days

2017-06-12 23:54:52 UTC

my face like destroys blades and that is best/cheapest option

2017-06-12 23:54:54 UTC

5-6

2017-06-12 23:55:00 UTC

i have to buzz my face first

2017-06-12 23:55:03 UTC

it grows so fucking fast

2017-06-12 23:55:24 UTC

everyone now and then if people are being dicks I have to shave twice a day when doing army stuff its annoying as I get shadow fast

2017-06-12 23:55:29 UTC

FUCKING T LEVELS REEEE

2017-06-12 23:55:36 UTC

and theres those chin hairs that are like as thick as mechanical pencil lead

2017-06-12 23:55:46 UTC

>tfw yelling at jewish roommate too much
>tfw my icecream smoothie is now warm

2017-06-12 23:55:46 UTC

yeah my chin and what not are thick AF

2017-06-12 23:55:48 UTC

feels HORRIBLE

2017-06-12 23:55:50 UTC

Every day. Twice a day.

2017-06-12 23:55:59 UTC

keep yelling convo

2017-06-12 23:56:02 UTC

Shits fucking gay.

2017-06-12 23:56:03 UTC

I hate the getting asked sir did you shave today

2017-06-12 23:56:06 UTC

yes you fucking retard I did

2017-06-12 23:56:19 UTC

ive plucked some of the super thick ones out to examine them as they confused me so fucking bad

2017-06-12 23:56:37 UTC

@Vanguard wow what good genetics, that means you should stop playing fucking videogames and start impregnating a godfearing wife

2017-06-12 23:56:42 UTC

I love the advice that comes with it. Yeah thanks, i know how to shave. About face forward march bro.

2017-06-12 23:56:46 UTC

@Convo you live with a jew?

2017-06-12 23:57:05 UTC

@Ilya Muromets when i met him he said he was russian and he was russian, so we signed a year long lease

2017-06-12 23:57:11 UTC

turns out his mom converted

2017-06-12 23:57:11 UTC

If I was taking life advice from @Convo I would be a social shut in with no contact with women, my vidya level is fine

2017-06-12 23:57:20 UTC

@Convo fuck man.

2017-06-12 23:57:22 UTC

@Vanguard s-shutup

2017-06-12 23:57:30 UTC

@Xeno the French FedNigger I bitched to my dad about it lol he said once you make O4/O5 people stop asking you

2017-06-12 23:57:30 UTC

@Ilya Muromets its fine, we yell about spics and gooks together

2017-06-12 23:57:33 UTC

he's not ethnically jewish

2017-06-12 23:57:38 UTC

ok good

2017-06-12 23:57:45 UTC

Make Major or LT Colonel son, no one will say shit then

2017-06-12 23:57:46 UTC

@Convo you always have us for support

2017-06-12 23:57:50 UTC

Convo ... at this point dont you think, you know, that ... well ... if you cant promote good genetics, you could be a dysgenic bomb against other races.

2017-06-12 23:57:57 UTC

lol

2017-06-12 23:57:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323974245375803393/Wn48Ro.gif

2017-06-12 23:58:05 UTC

A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A BAD EXAMPLE

2017-06-12 23:58:06 UTC

Lol. One day senpai.

2017-06-12 23:58:07 UTC

@Xeno the French FedNigger dude im actually really handsome and smart and im pretty strong

2017-06-12 23:58:16 UTC

so your mother says

2017-06-12 23:58:16 UTC

@badtanman understandable have a great day

2017-06-12 23:58:22 UTC

i am too

2017-06-12 23:58:28 UTC

@badtanman lold at titty twist

2017-06-12 23:58:32 UTC

gun import ban is gay as fuck

2017-06-12 23:58:34 UTC

i think that women are all on birth control, and have their pheromone desires reversed

2017-06-12 23:58:39 UTC

and are into pozzed fags

2017-06-12 23:58:42 UTC

I want a South African K7 assault rifle

2017-06-12 23:58:48 UTC

FUCKING DEMOCRATS REEEEEEEEEEE

2017-06-12 23:58:55 UTC

Agree, I want Izhmash imports back

2017-06-12 23:58:57 UTC

FN FAL

2017-06-12 23:58:58 UTC

Is ice cream smoothie a meme name for a milkshake or something gross

2017-06-12 23:59:02 UTC

308 and helicopters

2017-06-12 23:59:13 UTC

@northern_confederate icecream + protein powder + milk

2017-06-12 23:59:24 UTC

oh ok

2017-06-12 23:59:39 UTC

i also put blueberries for muh antioxidants

2017-06-12 23:59:42 UTC

but i hate how they taste

2017-06-12 23:59:47 UTC

Literally theyre putting chemicals in the water turning roasties butch.

2017-06-12 23:59:51 UTC

berries are gross most of the time

2017-06-13 00:00:27 UTC

i like berries

2017-06-13 00:00:33 UTC

me too

2017-06-13 00:00:37 UTC

when theyre good

2017-06-13 00:00:43 UTC

yetis and bears like berries too

2017-06-13 00:00:46 UTC

so watch your 6

2017-06-13 00:01:29 UTC

@Xeno the French FedNigger lets get these to rock on the base fam with side arms on belt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323975128100634624/iraq_summer_tank_grey_09c99f68-3412-48ea-85f6-ee9ea397ab0a.png

2017-06-13 00:01:44 UTC

I

2017-06-13 00:01:44 UTC

WISH

2017-06-13 00:01:45 UTC

I

2017-06-13 00:01:45 UTC

HAD

2017-06-13 00:01:46 UTC

ARMY

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