https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl37RA4stbQ

@James Egoist did that band have a chick bassist by any chance?

nope

Okay, so not Coal Chamber.

LOCO!

god that band is shit

lol fuck no, no where near that big damn dude

??????????????

Okay, so was it just a local band then?

yeah

@Convo Icke forums were right

Okay, yeah.... I had a friend who was in a band who opened for Coal Chamber & Sevendust but it was a Midwest thing

They were local here too

I was in the deep south

@HeliRidesOfPeace wait, you know slipknot

No... it was a band in my state, not Iowa

*whistles innocently*
https://youtu.be/SX-q2Jh_Vuk

SIEG

Not too bad.

Is that a simpsons reference?

Yes.

nice

so uh

does ann coulter

retweet /pol/

often

or what

yes

hahahahahaa

I'll share, this is my friends band I was talking about.

@Brad Small

WTF LOL

^Super Male Vitality

unff thiccer

JFC I'm never putting my photo in here

@James Egoist you already did dumbo

lol

Yeah, not good with the video editingf

didnt save it because you said not to

Yeah, but I'm beautiful

Fuck it, I'll post my shit. This is old af thogh

justin

bieber

hair

>tfw I am growing proud polish facial hair

>tfw my mustache is stronk

Nigger I don't have bieber hair

I may have had Taking Back Sunday hair but not bieber

holy fuck dude

MY WIFE IS HOT AF

ten out of ten

looks like a lovely person too

>tfw no wife 2 give polkadot dress and a pearl necklace

lulz

@Gray so I take it the whole "wifegoggles" thing is a meme that I shouldnt listen to

I should keep my standards high

lololol

keep your standards high

i did

I mean there are some people that need their wife goggles

@James Egoist wait

you wife is a fascist too?

of coursh

@James Egoist is she polish?

Nah, we're burgers

Did she come that way or what, James?

my wife is redpilled but is cryptofash

she focuses on our kids

She was force red pilled by moving to the south after growing up in new Sweden.

By new Sweden I mean MinniSoda

Halo is a pretty good videogame

Damn, that'd uncuck anyone slightly paying attention

@James Egoist no no he's asking if you MET her fashy

You usually have to feed the redpills to 3d PD

hey guys I see you're all posting your wife pictures but check out my wife

Yeah, she was pretty basically racist and into nazism when I met her.

Lucky find, fam

She owned most of the significant parts of an SS uniform when I met her.

@James Egoist and not crazy that's fucking rare

My dream girl is still out there

This comes at the price of her being kind of a goth.

But eh, I was a metal fag and not too far removed.

>implying that is bad

They exist.

@Gray what the heck

is that you?

You look like you've quadrupled your T levels since that pic was taken

yeah

Cute kid man @Gray

thx bra

sigh, it begins

Tfw he has the jew spotting eye

convo'd (.com)

When his eye can xray people to see if they have a physical heart or just a giant jumble of shekels in their chest

mfw I know its envy that inspires this

CONPACTED

You're good dudes

I know I'm a good dude

>he doesn't speak polish

Sure thing @Convo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATgLziRUGqM

Never

I will never object to those who can't speak their father tongue

Tfw still learning Irish

I'm a hypocrite :^{

>tfw all my bananas are brown
>tfw sitting here eating four bananas so I dont have to throw them away tomorrow

HE

HAS

Ew

NO

STYLE

Fucking nast man

>eating bananas with no peanut butter

Disgusting

Heretical

all out of peanut butter

Smdh

English is my father and mother tongue. There just happened to be fucking Germans in there at every level.

@James Egoist you look low T

>he doesnt keep an emergency stock of pb

do you lift

He doesn't need to

He FATALPACTS his woman hourly

That keeps his t levels ip

Up*

if you can't deadlift 450lb, you can't pulverize your wife's pelvic bone when you fuck her against the wall

tbh

fam

I don't lift. I do a military type routine.

@James Egoist LIFT

He's ready for rahowa

YOU MUST LIFT

Convo will die during,rahowa bc,he,cant,run

Reeee key oard

I can run

I run half a mile every morning after lifting

I fucking HATE IT

@Koba
>eating bananas

Yeah, you're gonna die

Hahahaha

A half mile

Hahaha hahaha Holy shit convo

Hahahahahahaahah a half a fucking mile

LOL

LOLOLOL

?

only a half a mile?

Dude if you can't SPRINT a half a mile with 60lbs of shit on yoru back you're of no use.

Dude I can do 110lb weighted pullups for reps

I have a bike

I dunno

useless

I don't really worry about needing to run long distances

cardio is important my dude

fuck, man

my knees

I like my knees

Ever wonder why the SEALs don't dead lift 200lbs?

it's not like I physically can't run a mile

I just dont

I know I can

@James Egoist yes they do

because deadlifting 200lbs isn't important

yes it is

"Hold on my nigga I need to get on my bike before you try to kill me"

@Koba I can get on my bike fast

and I could carry you and two of your mates if you got shot

because I can deadlift

itt: small guys trying to large-guilt me

I've seen through your tricks

Nah, I'm just gonna be sad when you're gassed in 45 minutes and we have to leave you behind.

@James Egoist alright fine so what should I do

what kind of training should i take

you condescending twat

You need to be able to jog 5 miles and not throw up.

@Convo ur routing is shit m8

>not running 247

Ur gonna die

@Convo ur routing is shit m8

fam

https://twitter.com/i/moments/851258745396936705

I could outrun a train being,propelled by an atomic engine

TO WYATT

@James Egoist I can jog five miles

@wyatt

?

Ok then you're not so swole you can't move

@wyatt read the link

https://twitter.com/i/moments/851258745396936705

TO WYATT

lol

i dont get it

getting dumped via spotify

wat is joke

@wyatt it's okay go back to your anime

read it

i'm sorry i woke you up

SO many dudes can dead lift 500lbs but they pass out walking from the gym to their car.

@Convo 5 miles is nothing

I graduated top of my delta class and can jog 50 miles at 30mph easy

the only breakup song that matters is......................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64

I have over 10,000 confirmed kills

The military puts cardio before strength.

That's how I feel about Trump right now @wyatt

for a reason

And over 50,000 confirmed sniper kills from more than a mile away

dude

its not even funny earl

I can bench press 1000 pounds

i was listening to this shit on thursday

and i found out eli was too

And squat the weight of 20,americans

Aryan Goddess writes the best breakup songs.

the entire fucking alt right was listening to this song independently

synchronicity

I don't even need to use the jack when I change my tires I,just deadlift my car

@James Egoist holy shit faggot I'm not in the military
I want to be strong so I can attract a top tier woman
and I also want to violently cave in faggot orbital bones with every punch

W E A K

>he can't do 10,000 muscle ups

@Convo low t

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'M GETTING TRIGGERED

Kekek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>ur calves are 50 inches around with bulging veins

Ur a fag prob

lol dude that shits useless in SHTF.

And anyone with a little personality and backbone can attract women

/fit/ is a board full of /r9k/ faggots who got autistic about lifting and they still can't even fucking talk to a chick.

nah tbh, if you don't look like The Golden One women aren't gonna fuck you tbh fam

lol my doctor would beg to differ.

I mean

I've never had VD I'm kidding