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2017-02-17 01:04:10 UTC

I've seen one Beetle and I have no idea how many Jettas with stars of David on them, and the only Jetta I've ever seen without one is owned by a friend who probably doesn't follow me on twitter anymore, because he has to go back.

2017-02-17 01:06:20 UTC

I had a Jetta once

2017-02-17 01:06:23 UTC

My sister used to drive a Beetle.

2017-02-17 01:06:55 UTC

oy vey!

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Ive been driving a Jetta TDI Sportwagon

2017-02-17 01:20:26 UTC

It's a great car. The mileage is superb.

2017-02-17 01:44:33 UTC

@everyone come on cobbers i am bored at work

2017-02-17 01:50:45 UTC

@Brad's mobile Here's a rare Lana

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@everyone I'm up in dis bytch if yall wanna come thru on da mic

2017-02-17 01:53:47 UTC

I'll be in soon lemme make anudda drank

2017-02-17 01:58:40 UTC

Be there in a few fambalamps

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The Genesis 6 Conspiracy

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woops, meant post something else.

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look at this shit.

2017-02-17 02:31:14 UTC

@88showers Who are those signed by?

2017-02-17 02:33:02 UTC

@Robert Spengler take a guess

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God Emperor?

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Sven or Mike?

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All 3

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It has real meme power

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yo good to have you in the discord 88showers

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I have to thank @D'Marcus Liebowitz

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For bringing me in

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I'm jelly

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Let's just make it worse

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1 sec

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Before sven and trump signed it

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Sitting behind lepage's wife

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Just having fun fam

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Maybe we can mobilize from here and make one last push against the lying press

2017-02-17 02:47:31 UTC

Gotta make it count, it has to be explosive

2017-02-17 02:49:04 UTC

@Zorost like

2017-02-17 02:50:04 UTC

I haven't the foggiest idea tbh...but if we could coordinate something here...wait for the right time then strike. It could be a massive effort.

2017-02-17 02:57:29 UTC

I will be back in a bit

2017-02-17 03:10:26 UTC

G'day cobs how's things

2017-02-17 03:21:24 UTC

Tbh I wanna do a series of videos called Fuckin Oath Mate's Drongo Dungeon

2017-02-17 03:23:54 UTC

Insomniac games is making a spider man game

2017-02-17 03:24:16 UTC

They're usually good decs. But the studio literally filmed a video crying about trump

2017-02-17 03:34:26 UTC

That one transformers game was great a few years back

2017-02-17 03:42:20 UTC

@Roscoe Which are the boots with the coincidental swastika boot print?

2017-02-17 03:42:41 UTC

polar fox james

2017-02-17 03:42:53 UTC

look up the stormer artcile, they will have the exact shit.

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damnit they recalled them. fugg

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check ebay.

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Did u buy them @Roscoe ?

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couldn't find my size.

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That sucks, sorry man I know U were excited about them

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Remember this Roscoe

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i do.

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This poor goy is gonna get fired 😡

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Gotta let him know his people have his back

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I tried on FB I can't find him

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I feel horrible

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Try location spoofing to his city

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That might help you find him in search results.

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I'm 6'1" and 138 lbs and I can't put on weight no matter how hard I try

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I'm one of the skeleton lords in dark souls 2

2017-02-17 04:10:23 UTC

@Asgardian117 I doubt it, apparently a bunch of other teachers agreed. It's also Cali those union teachers are impossible to fire.

2017-02-17 04:10:43 UTC

I got down to about 100 when I was really ill

2017-02-17 04:20:58 UTC

Bella I would fill you with oathlets but I don't race mix with seppos

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My bastard twitter account gets locked so often

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I've never smonked the doobie

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Or a cig

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Here's a good song

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@FucknOathMate that's one of my favorite songs

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Me too! Who'd have thought

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I saw Colin Hay live last year. He put on a pretty good show @FucknOathMate

2017-02-17 04:34:22 UTC

Do you come from a land down under?

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Nah he was in my state

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Was Dingo Land really like that in the 80s.

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I was surprised that he's actually more Scottish than Aussie. His speaking accent is totally Scottish

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My dad says it was literally just blokes in their 40s with a slight beer gut playing beach cricket

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Tfw it's all gone now
Coincidentally as we've become more diverse!

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My only question with that song is how did the dingoes get introduced to reggae?

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Probably corruption from the warp

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I do

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I'm the philosopher general of #DingoTwitter
It's my job to gaze into the warp and it's many terrors

2017-02-17 04:38:34 UTC

I just finished reading flight of the Eisenstein

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Bit through the next book I forget what it's called

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I was sad when torgaddon died tbh in the previous book

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The Dingoes had one of the best Nirvana clones too.

2017-02-17 04:39:44 UTC

only one race can get to the stars

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IF hitler won
40k would be much easier to make real

2017-02-17 04:42:37 UTC

I was hungry while I was out so I nipped down the shops and copped a Bunnings snag

2017-02-17 04:43:21 UTC

If Hitler had won we would be vacationing in Africa watching the Jews dig diamonds out of the ground.

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I really fucking want a white earth

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God damnit

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We should leave africa for blacks

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Imagine an Asian, Spic or black world

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It'd be fucking shit

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That way we can send in documentary drone cameras to show our people just how superior we are

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It would also be a good place to blood the legions as part of their training

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HELLS BELLS I'm done prodicuing show prep

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Who here wants to finish writing the monologue

2017-02-17 05:03:27 UTC

I can do a Pokemon go Australia shitpost

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If u want

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Fuckin' A Bubbah

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Um let me translate

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I have my copypasta somewhere

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"Yes please that would be just fine thank you for your assistance."

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I wrote it ages ago

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She's not long tho

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Make sure it's 5 minutes long and slightly esoteric. Slip in video game references to annoy @D'Marcus Liebowitz or people won't think I wrote it

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Back 2 the drawing board then

2017-02-17 05:04:50 UTC

Write it about the esoterica of emus I don't care

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Also put in a line about how emus are real jerks and every so often you gotta clock one to show who is in charge

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I feel in chaaaarggge

2017-02-17 05:07:01 UTC

Ill pm you a mad wall of text

2017-02-17 05:07:15 UTC

Character limit cucked me

2017-02-17 05:08:11 UTC

What's this you've said to me mate? I'll have you know I topped me bloody class in conflict resolution, and I reckon I've been part of numerous friendly yabbers, and I have roundabout 300 confirmed top blokes on me wall of legends. I am trained in polite convos and I'm the toppest of cunts in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth about as much to me as a fuckin sea urchin, but maybe a bit more than just another fuckin poof cunt. I hope we will come to have a mutually fuckin beneficial friendship unless you are a Finn or not white because shit skins and gooks can get fuckin ovened at temperatures the likes of never before seen on this Earth. Don't ya thinky dink you might be hurting some fair dinkum faggots feelings sayin that crap over the net mate? Come to gander at it mate, as we speak I am contacting the dingo hotline across the globe and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fuckin friendly orbital thong mate. The greeting gift of a fair dinkum thong to the chops should help ya with your racist bigotry against top cunts in fuckin Straya. I reckon mate that ya should look forward to it, cunt, I can be anywhere, anytime for ya and I can calm you in over seven hundred bloody ways but I reckon at least 90% of the bastards involve a thong and a cracked skull but that's just a Bloody minority of the plethora of techniques I've got to fuckin calm a cunt down.

2017-02-17 05:08:16 UTC

Not only am I extensively trained in cuntflict resolution, but I have fair dinkum access to the entire fuckin network of dingoes that I reckon will use to their full power to start our new friendship whether ya fuckin want it or not, I'll chuck you in a fuckin divvy van if ya don't pull ya fuckin head in you cunt burgling prick whittler. If only ya knew what top tier cuntery and mad respect your two cents was about to bring ya, maybe you would have reached out soona. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person, you fuckin autistic faggot. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up if you are a fat cunt that runs as often as a Jew runs out of money. Interdasting toimes are ahead, and they could be ones where you get cob'd or are the cobbee, but this judgement shall not be made by me.

2017-02-17 05:08:40 UTC

Read this and watch as ur iq grows

2017-02-17 05:09:42 UTC

JFC seal posting?

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I give you 1/10

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Even Campin' Carl does better

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You know what fuck you jew cunt I will wrap your arse round a telegraph pole for the maggies

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And he's on state disability for low energy bantz

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I did it over a year ago

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See now that's what I'm talking about!

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I was 17

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Common sense wasn't me strong'n

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I'm gonna nab meself a computer end of the month

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I'll pump out some mad wallos then

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That'll be the day

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Get a Macintosh

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So SWPL. So implicit

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Peace goys

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Cya cob

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@FucknOathMate we had millennial woes at trselmania

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Just ask soapmerchant

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How was that set up

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Like was she a riot

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I got him a new purple shirt

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Later goys

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Gonna go have a bit of a soak


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Ain't no party like a Ba'ath Party

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real #MilkTwitter hours

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Yea well

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I wanted to get more for friends

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Get him in touch with me

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Bcs the story is hilarious

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You fuck

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I'm watching pewdiepies response to the media

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<iframe src="" width="640" height="480" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe>
<p><a href="">Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor</a> from <a href="">Wall of Needless Things</a> on <a href="">Vimeo</a>.</p>

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Be back later

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Fuckin' a bubba

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None of this is dog posting

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you all fia

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whatever. you are insufficient in both regards

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oMG all of that is true

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You drive on the wrong side of the road

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Leftist or not?

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I didn't know "tits" could be shaped like that @greg_p - TX

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Guess who made this

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Night, all

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