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2017-04-03 23:08:38 UTC

I spent seven hours getting my material cost from 126$ down to 32$

2017-04-03 23:08:45 UTC

I'm a JEW

2017-04-03 23:10:45 UTC

>tfw doodlifted heavy weight
>tfw ripped the skin
>tfw right in the middle of my palm
>tfw everything hurts to do

2017-04-03 23:10:50 UTC

good thing I don't fap

2017-04-03 23:12:48 UTC

> tfw mechanical engineer that can't figure out he needs to use chalk when dead lifting

2017-04-03 23:13:19 UTC

> tfw mechanical engineer that doesn't know to pick the bar with the most worn knurling

2017-04-03 23:13:47 UTC

wow yeah that's the last fucking time I let spotify shuffle for me holy shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298595973108858880/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:14:13 UTC

> tfw IQ of more than 130, less common sense than the niggers Caerulus Rex played HS football with

2017-04-03 23:14:53 UTC

shrekt

2017-04-03 23:15:12 UTC

it's not my fault my mom let me waste my youth on world of warcraft

2017-04-03 23:15:27 UTC

> tfw you lift to anything besides the Golden One's spotify playlist and an iTunes folder full of Mr. Bond and fashy synth wave like Xurous and Cybernazi

2017-04-03 23:15:38 UTC

tbh I find that putting a bandaid underneath scotch tape works pretty good for shielding the injured skin

2017-04-03 23:15:51 UTC

Latsbrah has a spotify?

2017-04-03 23:15:52 UTC

cool

2017-04-03 23:16:20 UTC

wow what a gay coverphoto

2017-04-03 23:17:33 UTC

as tough as he is I always get mad at narcisists or however you spell it

2017-04-03 23:17:39 UTC

must be my white guilt

2017-04-03 23:17:49 UTC

lol, we wouldn't get along

2017-04-03 23:18:25 UTC

yeah

2017-04-03 23:18:36 UTC

I like Eli but he is confrontational and I get scared

2017-04-03 23:18:52 UTC

>tfw strong but don't like being the center of attention or getting into conflicts

2017-04-03 23:19:03 UTC

I told the recruits I train at drill yesterday that I had seen myself in the mirror after taking a piss and thought of some good life advice for them; "When you're looking to get married, find someone that loves you as much as I love me"

2017-04-03 23:19:25 UTC

mmm

2017-04-03 23:19:32 UTC

didnt know you were an officer

2017-04-03 23:19:48 UTC

I'm not

2017-04-03 23:20:34 UTC

Narcicissm game is so fucking amazing

2017-04-03 23:20:37 UTC

sorry

2017-04-03 23:20:40 UTC

gmae?

2017-04-03 23:20:47 UTC

you mean like, dating game?

2017-04-03 23:21:23 UTC

Chicks love narcisistic sociopaths

2017-04-03 23:21:38 UTC

http://www.math.harvard.edu/people/graduate.html guys, is there a conspicuous lack of a certain ethnicity on this list

2017-04-03 23:21:45 UTC

<:blobthonkang:293808597522055168> @Caerulus_Rex

2017-04-03 23:22:08 UTC

@queenarchitect [NAXALT etc]

2017-04-03 23:22:50 UTC

@Caerulus_Rex I was listening to the new Rebel Yell about manosphere and I felt bad about nogf

2017-04-03 23:22:58 UTC

lol

2017-04-03 23:23:01 UTC

I figure I should go to bars and things and just get good at talking to girls

2017-04-03 23:23:04 UTC

is she saying i'm not a narcissistic sociopath

2017-04-03 23:23:06 UTC

no

2017-04-03 23:23:12 UTC

don't go to bars

2017-04-03 23:23:13 UTC

lolol

2017-04-03 23:23:19 UTC

I haven't pursused a girl for four years

2017-04-03 23:24:02 UTC

I don't know where you should go to talk to chicks, but I can triple double dog certify personally that bars are not the answer

2017-04-03 23:24:28 UTC

but I have beeg mooscles

2017-04-03 23:24:28 UTC

Internet

2017-04-03 23:24:33 UTC

girls like beeg mooscles

2017-04-03 23:24:36 UTC

I've met more niggers that can do calculus than women that aren't attracted to narcisistic sociopaths

2017-04-03 23:24:47 UTC

lolol

2017-04-03 23:24:59 UTC

@Caerulus_Rex have you ever considered why you haven't been able to KEEP a girl while acting like a crazy person?

2017-04-03 23:26:01 UTC

Yeah, actually. The main reason my ex stopped being attracted to me was because I started acting like a decent person.

2017-04-03 23:26:21 UTC

reeee

2017-04-03 23:26:49 UTC

Every other chick, I was the one that got rid of them because I was tired of their nuerotic bullshit

2017-04-03 23:27:11 UTC

this golden one playlist is good

2017-04-03 23:27:23 UTC

>dating women

2017-04-03 23:27:24 UTC

Well, except for the one that didn't want to hook up a second time because I didn't beat her up enough the first time

2017-04-03 23:27:57 UTC

mmm

2017-04-03 23:28:03 UTC

I am getting triggered

2017-04-03 23:28:23 UTC

Gfs are degenerate

2017-04-03 23:28:55 UTC

all women want to be choke fucked subconsciously

2017-04-03 23:29:08 UTC

Actually, there were a couple other chicks that didn't want to date any more because I started acting like a decent person, but they werent girl friends per se

2017-04-03 23:29:12 UTC

Correct Bane

2017-04-03 23:29:31 UTC

it shouldnt be an everyday thing tho

2017-04-03 23:29:34 UTC

itt: people larping that the porn they watch is real life

2017-04-03 23:29:47 UTC

girls want husbands and kids at a deeper level than they will ever want to be harmed

2017-04-03 23:30:05 UTC

I don't watch porn anymore.

2017-04-03 23:30:07 UTC

lol

2017-04-03 23:30:09 UTC

false

2017-04-03 23:30:09 UTC

they arent mutually exclusive

2017-04-03 23:30:11 UTC

those two things

2017-04-03 23:30:22 UTC

mmm

2017-04-03 23:31:16 UTC

>tfw ya holes line up just right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298600370454921216/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:31:39 UTC

Think about how easy it is for the Jews to convince women to pursue getting choke slammed and [something something degeneracy] VS. how hard it is for us to convince them to pursue husbands and families

2017-04-03 23:31:57 UTC

uh

2017-04-03 23:31:59 UTC

i think youre wrong

2017-04-03 23:32:04 UTC

it's very easy to convince them to want to be wives

2017-04-03 23:32:08 UTC

it's just that no one does it

2017-04-03 23:32:09 UTC

but i dont feel like explaining why tbh

2017-04-03 23:32:15 UTC

and when a girl is 35 years old it's hard to teach them new things

2017-04-03 23:32:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298600765906223105/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:32:51 UTC

shitting dick nipple

2017-04-03 23:32:54 UTC

just look at what majors women lean toward in school

2017-04-03 23:32:56 UTC

social work etc

2017-04-03 23:33:01 UTC

they want kids

2017-04-03 23:33:24 UTC

You mean like the social worker I dated?

2017-04-03 23:33:26 UTC

I was a nursing major in college

2017-04-03 23:33:35 UTC

That didn't want kids until she is 35?

2017-04-03 23:33:42 UTC

i apparently want little buildings

2017-04-03 23:33:44 UTC

because she dumb

2017-04-03 23:33:56 UTC

and is using her motherly instinct toward negros

2017-04-03 23:34:12 UTC

its still there, its just misused

2017-04-03 23:34:20 UTC

And declined my offer to come with me to Texas because she would rather stay here and listen to the sob story of every nigger that comes in the free clinic she works at?

2017-04-03 23:34:30 UTC

Than be a fucking housewife?

2017-04-03 23:34:48 UTC

@Caerulus_Rex maybe you're just unlikable and the nogs are actually more fun to be around

2017-04-03 23:34:50 UTC

sorry that was harsh

2017-04-03 23:35:08 UTC

my white fragility is making me want to take big dawg down a peg

2017-04-03 23:35:20 UTC

I must be, she only wanted me for one thing

2017-04-03 23:35:31 UTC

convo when you get tenure can you design an oven capable of making the holocaust possible

2017-04-03 23:35:45 UTC

can i design the facility

2017-04-03 23:35:48 UTC

>tenure
>doing something worthwhile

2017-04-03 23:35:49 UTC

pick one

2017-04-03 23:35:54 UTC

braise odinn XDD

2017-04-03 23:36:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298601566896783363/alpha.jpg

2017-04-03 23:36:12 UTC

@northern_confederate utterly impossible

2017-04-03 23:36:14 UTC

can't be done

2017-04-03 23:36:29 UTC

we need as many of our scientists as possible to get into tenured positions

2017-04-03 23:36:38 UTC

we have to take back the Universities

2017-04-03 23:36:55 UTC

good scientists want to do science tho

2017-04-03 23:36:56 UTC

"gongraduladions XDDD on ur tenure dr integral"
"Danks you very mudj XDDD"

2017-04-03 23:36:58 UTC

thats the problem

2017-04-03 23:36:59 UTC

"SIEG HEIL"

2017-04-03 23:37:17 UTC

"But dogdor u gannot say that"

2017-04-03 23:37:27 UTC

"Ead my shid u jewish schwine"

2017-04-03 23:37:30 UTC

lololol

2017-04-03 23:37:31 UTC

i gave a roman salute when i crossed the stage

2017-04-03 23:37:36 UTC

no one said anything

2017-04-03 23:37:51 UTC

they were too busy looking at your bingo wings

2017-04-03 23:37:56 UTC

wew

2017-04-03 23:37:57 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-03 23:38:10 UTC

i had a robe on TYVM

2017-04-03 23:38:20 UTC

say something mean to me next

2017-04-03 23:38:37 UTC

no you were extremely nice to me when I was sad and offered to buy me a pizza

2017-04-03 23:38:45 UTC

yes :3

2017-04-03 23:38:52 UTC

hes only nice to people who are good to him i guess

2017-04-03 23:38:54 UTC

i see how it is

2017-04-03 23:38:57 UTC

๐Ÿ• >>> ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

2017-04-03 23:39:13 UTC

YOU THINK I WOULDNT BUY YOU A PIZZA?

2017-04-03 23:39:15 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฉ >>>>>> ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น

2017-04-03 23:39:21 UTC

REEE

2017-04-03 23:40:06 UTC

>golden one has a song called "Swedish Napalm" on his playlist

2017-04-03 23:40:08 UTC

top lol

2017-04-03 23:40:34 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น >>>> ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

2017-04-03 23:40:38 UTC

god it's so comfy

2017-04-03 23:40:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298602731357208587/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:40:43 UTC

I love my new design

2017-04-03 23:40:45 UTC
2017-04-03 23:40:47 UTC

look how snug my encoder is

2017-04-03 23:40:54 UTC

fugg off i h8 u

2017-04-03 23:41:29 UTC

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2017-04-03 23:41:29 UTC

wow

2017-04-03 23:41:31 UTC

thanks google

2017-04-03 23:41:48 UTC

don't you know decimal inches

2017-04-03 23:42:01 UTC

math is for asians and robots

2017-04-03 23:42:24 UTC

a little over 3/4" i think

2017-04-03 23:43:15 UTC

but not 7/8

2017-04-03 23:43:20 UTC

oh wait

2017-04-03 23:43:26 UTC

there's a one in front of it

2017-04-03 23:43:28 UTC

i lied

2017-04-03 23:43:31 UTC

i'm blind

2017-04-03 23:43:50 UTC

>tfw i wanted to put together a puter for some polish bastard who says mean things to me but not nanners

2017-04-03 23:43:58 UTC

friendship ENDED

2017-04-03 23:44:16 UTC

maybe i should get a skrillex haircut

2017-04-03 23:44:21 UTC

:3

2017-04-03 23:44:43 UTC

evolafan wrote up a list of like 50 guns i need to get

2017-04-03 23:44:53 UTC

who is tara mccarthy and is she cute

2017-04-03 23:44:55 UTC

why are two men having sex

2017-04-03 23:45:10 UTC

that's how you say hello in sweden

2017-04-03 23:45:45 UTC

i tried sv and sw and sn but it was se for some reason

2017-04-03 23:46:22 UTC

that's a little unfair to norway

2017-04-03 23:46:25 UTC

REEE THIS FUGGIN CABINET WONT SNAP

2017-04-03 23:46:27 UTC

who here /lookingforwardtomay5/
https://youtu.be/BxwAPBxc0lU

2017-04-03 23:46:35 UTC

i am

2017-04-03 23:46:37 UTC

what is may 5

2017-04-03 23:46:40 UTC

OH WHAT

2017-04-03 23:46:45 UTC

I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS BUCKETHEAD FOREVER

2017-04-03 23:46:49 UTC

AND COULD NEVER FIND IT

2017-04-03 23:46:54 UTC

it was in a webm

2017-04-03 23:47:14 UTC

oh man i can't wait for the spics driving down the main street in their low pickup trucks and mexican flags

2017-04-03 23:47:27 UTC

oh fuck

2017-04-03 23:47:29 UTC

thats right

2017-04-03 23:47:30 UTC

ohh wait i won't be there

2017-04-03 23:47:31 UTC

oh well

2017-04-03 23:47:33 UTC

slowdive

2017-04-03 23:47:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298604479857819649/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:47:39 UTC

why wont you be there?

2017-04-03 23:48:03 UTC

bro the spic genocide is scheduled for May 1st

2017-04-03 23:48:10 UTC

FUN FUN FUN

2017-04-03 23:48:16 UTC

LOOKING FORWARDS TO THE WEEKEND

2017-04-03 23:48:19 UTC

it is a weekend right

2017-04-03 23:48:24 UTC

yes

2017-04-03 23:48:30 UTC

nah its a monday

2017-04-03 23:48:30 UTC

wait what

2017-04-03 23:48:32 UTC

is going on

2017-04-03 23:48:58 UTC

is something other than slowdive happening on may 5

2017-04-03 23:49:20 UTC

not for you

2017-04-03 23:49:31 UTC

what r u doing

2017-04-03 23:49:33 UTC

misses

2017-04-03 23:49:50 UTC

it's a secret

2017-04-03 23:49:56 UTC

is it related to mothers day

2017-04-03 23:49:57 UTC

or no

2017-04-03 23:50:01 UTC

no

2017-04-03 23:50:12 UTC

mmmm

2017-04-03 23:50:13 UTC

k

2017-04-03 23:50:39 UTC

WHY CANT I DO THE THING REVIT

2017-04-03 23:51:04 UTC

exclusive photo of me dancing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298605353367502858/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:51:55 UTC

unfortunately all of his other stuff is terrible

2017-04-03 23:52:07 UTC

can confirm

2017-04-03 23:52:09 UTC

its not good

2017-04-03 23:52:33 UTC

i do like how earnest he seems

2017-04-03 23:52:35 UTC

i can neither confirm nor deny

2017-04-03 23:53:00 UTC

@queenarchitect pls watch

2017-04-03 23:53:01 UTC

what the fuck man

2017-04-03 23:53:13 UTC

no i refuse

2017-04-03 23:53:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298605967527116800/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:53:31 UTC

CLIPPING

2017-04-03 23:53:32 UTC
2017-04-03 23:53:33 UTC

NOOOOOOOOOO

2017-04-03 23:53:45 UTC

DRAW A LINE AND PRETEND

2017-04-03 23:53:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298606077040394241/unknown.png

2017-04-03 23:53:57 UTC

aaaaah

2017-04-03 23:54:13 UTC

see

2017-04-03 23:54:17 UTC

all good

2017-04-03 23:54:27 UTC

so this is what it feels like to be black

2017-04-03 23:54:30 UTC

lolol

2017-04-03 23:55:09 UTC

wow

2017-04-03 23:57:21 UTC

MAY 5TH IS A SPECIAL DAY

2017-04-03 23:57:25 UTC

ITS A NO FAGGOTS DAY

2017-04-03 23:57:26 UTC
2017-04-03 23:57:32 UTC

WHICH MEANS NO CONVO

2017-04-03 23:57:40 UTC

good i h8 him

2017-04-03 23:57:44 UTC

ITS A/REALNIGGAHOURS/ DAY

2017-04-03 23:58:07 UTC

ONLY R34L N1GG4Z WILL B PERMITTED TO LEAVE THE BASEMENT ON MAY 5TH

2017-04-03 23:58:16 UTC

>implying I ever leave the basement

2017-04-03 23:58:23 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-03 23:58:29 UTC

i hope its raining really fucking hard on that day

2017-04-03 23:58:33 UTC

itd be glorious

2017-04-03 23:58:34 UTC

:(

2017-04-04 00:00:16 UTC

ALRIGHTY BOYS

2017-04-04 00:00:17 UTC

ITS TIME

2017-04-04 00:00:30 UTC

TO BLAST SOME GREBZ

2017-04-04 00:00:32 UTC

AND PICK UP PERSONA 5

2017-04-04 00:00:37 UTC

SEE YOU IN A COUPLE WEEKS FGTS

2017-04-04 00:00:47 UTC

nooo

2017-04-04 00:00:49 UTC

what

2017-04-04 00:01:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298607977571680256/17690986_1882297011983451_1193621849_n.png

2017-04-04 00:01:46 UTC

high quality screen

2017-04-04 00:01:57 UTC

it makes it funnier

2017-04-04 00:02:35 UTC

whatever you say dear

2017-04-04 00:06:15 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BEZ5hzOUxE for anyone still triggered about the google doodle this is funny @ 7:20 from our favorite fag basher

2017-04-04 00:07:06 UTC

this guy is like a drop-o-matic

2017-04-04 00:07:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298609500322004993/1491239276812.jpg

2017-04-04 00:09:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/298610033460248587/New_Phone_246.JPG

2017-04-04 00:10:41 UTC

^Moly looks like the drug dealer for The Human League in 1986

2017-04-04 00:11:55 UTC

they can get the fuck over it

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