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2017-04-12 18:29:58 UTC

id get a phd in memes tbh

2017-04-12 18:30:05 UTC

Samr

2017-04-12 18:30:07 UTC

@queenarchitect I'd pay good money to be taught about me mes

2017-04-12 18:30:11 UTC

just got off the phone

2017-04-12 18:30:13 UTC

make a meme think tank

2017-04-12 18:30:27 UTC

memes only work organically

2017-04-12 18:30:27 UTC

"Who dis"
"Hello Ma'am it's convolution I-"
"send resume kthxbye"

2017-04-12 18:30:29 UTC

*click

2017-04-12 18:30:31 UTC

do some DHS and fed contracts to meme against our enemies

2017-04-12 18:30:32 UTC

lolol

2017-04-12 18:30:36 UTC

poor convo

2017-04-12 18:30:36 UTC

If I could get a job being a memetic analyst, Id say fuck police work an do it

2017-04-12 18:30:50 UTC

drop rare pepes over North Korea

2017-04-12 18:30:59 UTC

Dont wprry convo youll get it

2017-04-12 18:31:40 UTC

>get accepted to fully funded phd program
>literally no one wants you to work in their lab
>de facto rejected after being accepted

2017-04-12 18:31:44 UTC

I dont have a reaction face for this

2017-04-12 18:31:50 UTC

oh :/

2017-04-12 18:31:58 UTC

in country I am sure someone will have a pepe drawn on the side of their gun truck if we get activated

2017-04-12 18:32:49 UTC

we did a field training rotation and for running password for patrol base it was REEEEEEEEEEEEE so we got hit and like everyone is opening up full auto, dudes breaking contact screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE was hilarious

2017-04-12 18:32:52 UTC

If we go to war with china or the norks Id jump at the chance to join up.

2017-04-12 18:33:02 UTC

that about sums up that feel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301786807824023562/1450727639445.png

2017-04-12 18:33:06 UTC

nork will be done in less than 100 hours

2017-04-12 18:33:43 UTC

ok, but what happens when we get rid of kim

2017-04-12 18:33:56 UTC

@queenarchitect norks discover 4ch

2017-04-12 18:33:56 UTC

Less than 100? That optimistic are we?

2017-04-12 18:33:59 UTC

our platoon is crusader platoon lol so dudes put their M4s and machine guns in the air and yell my body is ready then run to their vehicles its lel

2017-04-12 18:34:03 UTC

and we get a new era of garbageposting

2017-04-12 18:34:15 UTC

the worst outcome tbh

2017-04-12 18:34:24 UTC

yes due to the C2, carrier group, radar band covering the entire area and the mount of ordinance that will fly

2017-04-12 18:34:36 UTC

they have nam era jets, they move on tarmac they are going to get cratered

2017-04-12 18:34:49 UTC

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR

2017-04-12 18:34:56 UTC

99.9% of people can't tell if this is real

2017-04-12 18:34:58 UTC

there is so much THAD, patriot, CWIS, AEGIS in area, plus there is active laser defense on the ground

2017-04-12 18:35:00 UTC

Real? Fake?

2017-04-12 18:35:26 UTC

north of DMZ will be one massive division level linear artillery target

2017-04-12 18:35:33 UTC

it will just get vaporized

2017-04-12 18:35:59 UTC

MICLICS blast lanes in and then its the push north , any concentrated troops will get obliterated. They also have no counter fire radar

2017-04-12 18:36:34 UTC

I did not miss Vanguard esoteric militaryposting

2017-04-12 18:36:39 UTC

nor his vehicleposting

2017-04-12 18:36:50 UTC

nobody knows what a miclics is

2017-04-12 18:37:01 UTC

nobody knows what thad is

2017-04-12 18:37:05 UTC

or cwis

2017-04-12 18:37:10 UTC

we're all very impressed

2017-04-12 18:37:11 UTC

but wtf

2017-04-12 18:37:20 UTC

lol

2017-04-12 18:37:49 UTC

>click professors' webpage
>it leads to a different university's home page

2017-04-12 18:38:00 UTC

I'm too fucking depressed for this shit right now

2017-04-12 18:38:12 UTC

THAD is a missile defence system and MICLICS is a long tube of explosives that clear minefields really fast

2017-04-12 18:38:50 UTC

alright bets are on ladies and gentlemen
how long am I going to remember that
5 polish Zloty on 2 minutes

2017-04-12 18:38:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301788275977355265/1024px-thumbnail.png

2017-04-12 18:39:28 UTC

im about to trigger vanguard

2017-04-12 18:39:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301788453262327810/m1_garand.gif

2017-04-12 18:39:40 UTC

@everyowho wants to troll the Nation? Join this discord server. https://discord.gg/gVMfn

2017-04-12 18:39:54 UTC

REEE DO YOU EVEN VIDEO GAME BRO

2017-04-12 18:40:04 UTC

tbh garand thumb hurts bad when firing a fuck pile

2017-04-12 18:40:16 UTC

how fucking hard would it be to fix that

2017-04-12 18:40:28 UTC

takes one E5 fist to helmet to fix

2017-04-12 18:40:40 UTC

>when you dont even know how a fucking bullet works and you try to load a gun

2017-04-12 18:40:43 UTC

@everyone who wants to troll the Nation? Join this discord server. https://discord.gg/gVMfn

2017-04-12 18:41:05 UTC

Nation?

2017-04-12 18:41:07 UTC

have yet to decide if to have baton or riding crop under arm when fighting in NTC

2017-04-12 18:41:07 UTC

the worst part is that was a man loading the gun

2017-04-12 18:41:18 UTC

you must honor your famiry

2017-04-12 18:41:26 UTC

carryu famiry sword

2017-04-12 18:41:26 UTC

whomst've is this nation

2017-04-12 18:41:36 UTC

family has all of the above I can't pick them all

2017-04-12 18:41:57 UTC

my shoulder holster is a general officers shoulder chest rig for muh lineage when I have my side arm on in the TOC

2017-04-12 18:42:03 UTC

just carry as many swords as you can

2017-04-12 18:42:20 UTC

get a arrow quiver and fill it with swords

2017-04-12 18:42:24 UTC

lol

2017-04-12 18:42:39 UTC

officers sabre is dank af tbh imo

2017-04-12 18:42:51 UTC

plus infantry color band across the belt

2017-04-12 18:42:52 UTC

I know

2017-04-12 18:43:15 UTC

buy a replica of the wehrmacht officer marching sabre

2017-04-12 18:43:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/301789476026318848/9566527_1.png

2017-04-12 18:44:02 UTC

>already done

2017-04-12 18:44:09 UTC

find a way to mount a standard on your back

2017-04-12 18:44:16 UTC

become a giant target

2017-04-12 18:44:18 UTC

We have to come up with some kind of alcoholic mixutre of milk and redbull to be the official drink of white supremacy.

2017-04-12 18:44:33 UTC

That would be disgusting

2017-04-12 18:44:35 UTC

>redbull

2017-04-12 18:44:39 UTC

you try it first

2017-04-12 18:44:53 UTC

Red Bull is disgusting as it is

2017-04-12 18:45:07 UTC

Whats the name of dis then

2017-04-12 18:45:13 UTC

Milk can be done. White Russian basically

2017-04-12 18:45:24 UTC

cant wait for command so I can have my framed correspondence from rommel on my desk

2017-04-12 18:45:27 UTC

White bull?

2017-04-12 18:45:32 UTC

Ew

2017-04-12 18:45:39 UTC

white bull kek

2017-04-12 18:45:41 UTC

>call professor
>no one there
>activate horror
>begin speaking frantically
>"leave a message after the tone"
>begin speaking frantically again
>fuck up professor's name

2017-04-12 18:45:46 UTC

just kill me man

2017-04-12 18:45:47 UTC

just fucking kill me

2017-04-12 18:45:52 UTC

It's okay

2017-04-12 18:45:59 UTC

its just a name

2017-04-12 18:46:00 UTC

You'll get through this

2017-04-12 18:46:12 UTC

you guys are shitty fascists

2017-04-12 18:46:17 UTC

you're supposed to tell me to do pushups

2017-04-12 18:46:20 UTC

get with the program people

2017-04-12 18:46:32 UTC

If you can't make a phone call without sperging rope yourself my dude

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