lol, mine doesnt either

http://www.roguefitness.com/liquid-grip?prod_id=1983&gclid=CjwKEAjwq5LHBRCN0YLf9-GyywYSJAAhOw6mFuCRsOj2IFKeE_QnFCngYsJ0QGQsuHykDmWZ1PW8UhoCGcbw_wcB

I carry my chalk in a ziplock bag

what about liquid chalk

which I carry in a draw string bag

with my knee wraps

have you tried liquid chalk

no

I didn't know that was a thing

it apparently is better

only 5 star reviews

which is suspicious

only 8 dollaridoos thoug

Should I carry chalk now?

Any time I need to emergancy spastica

I have my chalk

Are you dead lifting?

No. I'm memeing.

well, thats a different kind of chalk

Yeah, number 1 at the pie eating contest

that was my first cd

fatboy slim is overrated

very

his songs are annoying after a while

i dont know why

aphex twin never gets old

@Convo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OK-S3ZJZxQ

i actually wanted that album because of acid 8000

Step one: let your hands heal

Step two: chalk your hands up

Step three: grab the bar like it's a bar and not like it's a set of titties

@Convo

nvm i lied, i wanted it because of love island

ay ay!

My workout is chop wood, split logs, haul timber and firewood, rinse and repeat until tired.

only nobody will member this

@Caerulus_Rex thanks man

lol my dad worked for psygnosis

no way

yes

Yeah? Well my dad worked for runescape.

thats crayz

@badtanman Rollcage Stage II was the shit, brah!

and then he went to ea

i wish i had cool parents

everyone else does

@Convo Step four: do something exciting with yourself and get some battle damage

Yeah Con, like go bash some fash or something

visit a bathhouse or something ffs man

live a little

@Caerulus_Rex give recommendation

This game... This beauty of a game... Hands down the best RPG I've played.

Rugby

@Caerulus_Rex I'm experimenting with this rippetoe grip, it seems like it puts all the weight on my forearm muscles

which I'm not sure I can handle

Rugby?

I suck at throwing things

my dad was a ponce

thats awesome i wish my dad was cool

i thought ponce meant effeminite man

i was jokin

it does

We have tons of brilliant archaic words.

oik lol

more like oink

because im fat

amirite

⭐

@badtanman you're not fat anymore are you

@Convo There are only a couple of players on the pitch that have to be any good at throwing

@Accipiter Podesta nonce

@Convo not to the same extent, but yeh im still fat fam

hmmm i've seen nonce used other ways wtf

i think

And the grip puts the weight on your forearm because thats where it goes.

its been 2 months

@badtanman are you still losing weight or has it tapered
i can delete this if you dont want to talk about it

You might have to alternate your grip

still losin

@Caerulus_Rex fug

sheeeeeeeeit

I'm gunna be so weak when I try that

not really

I successfully pulled 440lb 2x2

@Convo Aye, Podesta is a nonce.

on the fourth pull I ripped the skin but kept going because it was already ripped so fuck it

you have amazing retard strength

@Convo https://www.amazon.com/SGT-Twisted-16-Inch-Several-Lengths/dp/B01JTT63NK/ref=sr_1_7?s=hardware&ie=UTF8&qid=1491427210&sr=1-7&keywords=rope&th=1

i aint clicking that

lol

jej

@Convo you understand what I mean by alternating your grip, right?