Yoga is bullshite,

But some meditations aren't bullshite

meditation does nothing for you that just being a thoughtful person won't

Hey, do you have that dank webbum of that person dressed in a monster costume at a yoga session screaming

yes

That's the average yoga practicitioner

I do meditation to relax before bed, that's about it.

Just zone out and relax after a long ass day

cant find it

oh well

i have it tho

im at library

dont wanna look through my 4ch folder too hard

wise idea

Yoga hippies think they can into the astral plane by shoving a cucumber up their arse and sitting in awkward positions and stretching so much they release phychic farts that make them WOKE

>tfw my aunt invited me to her yoga retreat in peru

t-thanks

>peru

Why tho

she has 0 dollars

and lives like a bum in random places

and one place is peru

and she teaches yoga

no kids

60 years old

never married

Sounds about right for a yoga teacher

a-at least she's white, r-right guys

>Living in peru

no she isn't

https://twitter.com/repealthe1488th/status/843556488522207234

i dont get it

it doesnt even rhyme

It's my attempt at Hoest Wessel Lied

cept for the guy who killed eichenwald with a meme

that's why I'm asking for someonw who can write for shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied

the libertarian anthem

https://youtu.be/e_3addMxCFs

are you saying libertarians are gay

die antwoord did it better

much

Feniasfarsa, are you good at musical stuff? I had some ideas for parody songs but can barely clap my hands in time

@badtanman i didnt know mount ninji came out

time to give it a listen

its gunna be shit

pretty much

ever listen to constructus?

dont think so

it was their band from like 20 years ago

it was basically a rock opera album

called constructus corporation

it was about reptilians

ohh i probably have then

it was fucking reat

great

i dont remember the majority of their old names

max normal

max normal tv

constructus corporation

that's it

i think there was at least one other

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/03/355719/

oh also Watkin Tudor Jones

which was his best shit

Memoirs of a Clone was fantastic

god I wanna fuck Yolandi Vi$$er

literally the only loyal celebrity female in all of history

and she's loyal to a retard

how do you know shes loyal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh5aTD5hikg

jesus

yolandi is so fucking cute

in the new song shes talking about how she loves you

and wants to hold your hand

just kill me man

@badtanman she has 100% of the talent and isnt doing a solo career

Ninja has been hilariously fucking awful since Ten$ion

did you lsiten to Donker Mag

yeah

it was so fucking horrible
only redeeming thing was Yolandi being cute

im p sure ninja does all the production

no

its aphex twin

"DJ HI TEK" is aphex twin

mmm i dont think so

"God" is aphex twin

from the last couple albums

"made by god"

I know that Diplo was DJ HiTek for $0$

if you arent a rabid fan

you don't know that DJ HiTek is a different random fat guy in every band interview

they just get a fat guy and say "this is DJ Hi Tek say hello to him"
it's so weird

apparently its some guy named justin de nobrega

not really

they call him gay and stuff all the time

like DJ HiTek said "faggot" on his song

and Ninja said "its ok hes gay"

he just makes things up about him because he's just a name

god i wanna fuck yolandi