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2017-03-18 19:17:57 UTC

i ended up being drunk and falling asleep

2017-03-18 19:18:08 UTC

And there is no talking

2017-03-18 19:18:29 UTC

>hello i am an engineer and I made a gamma ray gun for cancer treatment
>please do not use it without the filter

>hur dur I am going to use it without the filter"
>"oh no i got cancer, im suing you because you made it possible to take off the filter"

this person won their case

2017-03-18 19:19:26 UTC

No I'm trying to explain this I'm in a train car with like... A million people and there is no sound. No talking. Like if the car was empty

2017-03-18 19:20:09 UTC

Dunno not going to look I'm convinced these are cannibals

2017-03-18 19:20:11 UTC

@wyatt why dont you start a conversation

2017-03-18 19:20:14 UTC

Is it a diverse train?

2017-03-18 19:20:14 UTC

you fucking autist

2017-03-18 19:20:32 UTC

Pretty sure it's a trick

2017-03-18 19:20:51 UTC

Not if you get them in a train

2017-03-18 19:21:18 UTC

Yep

2017-03-18 19:21:45 UTC

Not only that I think I got strep throat

2017-03-18 19:22:00 UTC

Dude my nose is gone

2017-03-18 19:22:29 UTC

Came off like a big piece of baloney

2017-03-18 19:23:05 UTC

My skin on my nose is raw

2017-03-18 19:23:22 UTC

It fried in like 5 minutes

2017-03-18 19:24:20 UTC

Gonna read the way of men by jack donovan

2017-03-18 19:24:38 UTC

holy shit wyatt

2017-03-18 19:24:43 UTC

Whites don't normally talk aloud in diverse environments. Diversity created extreme neets.

2017-03-18 19:24:46 UTC

please just watch a movie or soemthing

2017-03-18 19:24:51 UTC

No

2017-03-18 19:25:03 UTC

do you want me to complain about my blood blister

2017-03-18 19:25:04 UTC

I have to form a male gang

2017-03-18 19:25:06 UTC

>walking your dog in a dog park

2017-03-18 19:25:08 UTC

it's very pink and it's painful

2017-03-18 19:25:13 UTC

and i wanna pop it but i dont have a needle

2017-03-18 19:25:14 UTC

>not taking it hunting like a huwite

2017-03-18 19:25:19 UTC

so i'll need to pick at it with my fingernails

2017-03-18 19:25:21 UTC

oy vey

2017-03-18 19:25:25 UTC

Bite it

2017-03-18 19:25:27 UTC

No I wish I did

2017-03-18 19:25:34 UTC

oy meshugginah

2017-03-18 19:25:38 UTC

Lol

2017-03-18 19:25:48 UTC

Whatcha doin there rabbi?

2017-03-18 19:25:56 UTC

Dude I pulled the skin off my nose like pepperoni

2017-03-18 19:26:02 UTC

we heard you the first time

2017-03-18 19:26:05 UTC

Oh gawd

2017-03-18 19:26:09 UTC

Get in voice chat, niggers!"

2017-03-18 19:26:09 UTC

Stop it

2017-03-18 19:26:10 UTC

just think about something

2017-03-18 19:26:11 UTC

please

2017-03-18 19:26:13 UTC

we dont wanna hear it

2017-03-18 19:26:43 UTC

I texted a girl but she is a cunt who doesn't message back

2017-03-18 19:26:53 UTC

Choke her with the force

2017-03-18 19:26:53 UTC

aw

2017-03-18 19:26:56 UTC

was she cute?

2017-03-18 19:26:59 UTC

where did you meet her

2017-03-18 19:27:05 UTC

Was she white?

2017-03-18 19:27:10 UTC

Not really childhood frind

2017-03-18 19:27:12 UTC

Loaded ?

2017-03-18 19:27:22 UTC

@wyatt tell me about her

2017-03-18 19:27:58 UTC

She comes from a long line of flakes

2017-03-18 19:28:09 UTC

uh

2017-03-18 19:28:17 UTC

i dont know what that means

2017-03-18 19:28:26 UTC

Crazy women.

2017-03-18 19:28:30 UTC

Indecisive

2017-03-18 19:28:38 UTC

Should I stay or should I go

2017-03-18 19:28:56 UTC

but how is that a line

2017-03-18 19:29:11 UTC

its a genetic thing fam

2017-03-18 19:29:20 UTC

what so you met her grandma and she was a flake

2017-03-18 19:29:23 UTC

is that what he's saying

2017-03-18 19:29:26 UTC

Dude the ride on this train is maglev teir

2017-03-18 19:29:34 UTC

fucking wyatt

2017-03-18 19:29:37 UTC

Seems that's what he's implying

2017-03-18 19:29:54 UTC

No her sister is the same way. They make plans and don't show up

2017-03-18 19:29:58 UTC

Noncommittal

2017-03-18 19:30:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/292741473307197440/IbJ7B3C.png

2017-03-18 19:30:29 UTC

They always say yes to make sure they have plans BUT if something better comes up they break original plans without thinking twice

2017-03-18 19:31:31 UTC

@Accipiter at least

2017-03-18 19:31:34 UTC

It's only these two girls. They are like total garbage and it's why they are probly are single

2017-03-18 19:31:37 UTC

You're not

2017-03-18 19:31:40 UTC

anthony

2017-03-18 19:31:43 UTC

Burch

2017-03-18 19:31:49 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2017-03-18 19:31:53 UTC

Then stop messaging her don't waste your time

2017-03-18 19:33:14 UTC

It's snowing AGAIN

2017-03-18 19:33:26 UTC

lol

2017-03-18 19:33:31 UTC

Fuck!

2017-03-18 19:33:34 UTC

its 70 degrees here

2017-03-18 19:33:43 UTC

I hate you

2017-03-18 19:33:56 UTC

70 here

2017-03-18 19:34:24 UTC

My son got in trouble at school the other day, these anti bully laws are fucked up man. They protect the weak snarky fucks.

2017-03-18 19:34:27 UTC

10 here

2017-03-18 19:34:29 UTC

celsius

2017-03-18 19:35:11 UTC

@FylnnGardian you should of shit on the principal

2017-03-18 19:35:23 UTC

told him "no, my son isnt in trouble"

2017-03-18 19:35:29 UTC

should of bullied him

2017-03-18 19:35:32 UTC

I did ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-03-18 19:35:35 UTC

GOOD

2017-03-18 19:35:45 UTC

@FylnnGardian I have a few tales to tell of the fucked up 'anti bullying' rules

2017-03-18 19:36:37 UTC

The kid kept trying to take my sons Legos and on the 4th attempt my son pushed his hand away. The kid then shoved my son and my son single legged him up and over the table i saw the video

2017-03-18 19:38:10 UTC

"He should have waited for the teacher"

What? As the kid continued to physically touch him? These fucking teachers don't understand group dynamics once the other kids see this happening and you don't stop it ur fair game.

2017-03-18 19:39:26 UTC

@FylnnGardian what is single legged

2017-03-18 19:39:29 UTC

did your kid throw him

2017-03-18 19:39:52 UTC

A single leg is an amateur wrestling move

2017-03-18 19:40:08 UTC

holy shit

2017-03-18 19:40:12 UTC

Yes my son threw him

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