I did make some fake profiles though that are starting to reach the top of the search results.

"Eli, how do I estimate, with high probablilty, an applicant's IQ without actually testing them?"

AltRight HR

We have something called and applicant tracking system. I made it so that anyone with a tilde in their name automatically gets rejected under the guise that it doesn't allow it as a character.

BTFO JOSE

I felt bad cause it hit some Swedish guy with those wierd characters

Tilde?

~

O wow just wow that is fucking A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I like you, Eli. You're a swell guy.

The squiggly lines above the letters

Aaah

I mean it was actually fucking shit up

But I could've fixed it or just auto declined. I figured it disproportionately fucks over Jose

Sigh. The only thing that still comes up when one googles my name is this annoying ass picture from my work gmail that I don't think I'll ever be able to get down.

Amalfi Coast

@Eli Mosley it can't be as bad as that pic of Mike from the antifa dox

Better ti take the weading money into an investment property or colege fund.

nice home or property >>>>>>>>> expensive wedding

Needs some diversity

as long as you get married in a church

@D'Marcus Liebowitz is this you?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289837030136086529/291106897082449921/hmmmmmmmmmm.PNG

@YUGE lol

For fuck sake NOTHING beats Disney Land

Oh no. It's not a bad pic at all. I look potato-aryan as fuck. Just when you click on it it lists where I work. It's like the last place I've found that shows this online.

Im gonna see if I can work more magic and get it off the front page at least

Agree I popped my cherry on June

My fake profiles are hilarious though. They'll throw any leftists off so hard. I listed places that make rabbit holes and shit so they get bored if they have enough agency to actually look. And two of the companies are listed as my my burner phone number. I hope one day I get a call on it from some stupid fuck saying "fire this nazi". But what's even funnier is if they called my actual work to say it it would go straight to my work phone as well lol

I get so pissed/blackpilled the day before I sail

why

im jumping into a conversation so i might be asking dumb shit you clarified earlier for all i know

Because I've been a NEET for a month, just taking it easy with my family

lol

http://forward.com/opinion/365784/would-donald-trump-have-sentenced-my-rabbi-grandfather-to-death/?attribution=articles-hero-item-text-4

ah

i understand then

GOODBYESHOES.wav

And now I gotta leave

fuck

for how long?

3 weeks at sea then maybe 5 days home and repeat

Do this for the next 4 months

I'm a pathetic fuck and get seasick really bad

Same @Deleted User 1995538e that's why I joined the army instead of the navy

And I'm part Norwegian, I feel like I should have some genetic immunity to sea sickness haha

You get over it

But only through exposure

@Caerulus_Rex hahaahhaha that was probably the main reasons i joined army instead of marine corps

Marcus if it makes you feel any better I'm part Swede and I'm under 6'

Ugh

I'm Norwegian, and Cossack Russian

It's like going on deployment after being on leave

and I'm 5'9

lol

@BIG4U terrible feeling brother

@Deleted User 1995538e dude don't pretend to be Halberstram

top kek

When I'm out it's a 7 days a week 12 hours a day job

@D'Marcus Liebowitz lol I have always had this picture of bateman as a pic on iscord until a few weeks ago someone in IE had it too

and then went on some joking rant about how its thirs and they earned it

and i was ike what and changed it, was confusing to see to twopictures that were the same anyways

and now I switched it back

and damnt you just changed my name didnt you

hahaha

OVEN MIDDLE CLASS
Middle-class liberals whose primary method of signaling is advocating for policies that ruin the areas they don't live in and the lives of people they don't socialize with. NIMBY multiculturalists.

@D'Marcus Liebowitz Marcus is a faggot anyways. He likes oliver peoples glasses like i do, similar suits, and even goes to the same barber..but my haircut is much better

And that piece of shit paul Allen thinks I am Marcus

lol

@☇Unlimited Power☇ roast em

you know what's funny, the first time a southerner has real north east pizza.

heh

Never been into Pizza hardcore

but i bet pizza sucks in the south

it does

god

little caesars is probably top shelf shit huh

I have some family in Forida, mom's sister and her famiy, those fuckers are weird.....sorry if you are from florida

they live near sarasota, thats the only general region of florida i knew

God bless Washington

that state sounds awful though

washington does sound nice

im sick of arizona

@Deleted User 1995538e where'd you get these maps?

wikipedia 2016 election results

LOOKS LIKE A FROG

A RED PEPE

@☇Unlimited Power☇ link?

@D'Marcus Liebowitz , they are @☇Unlimited Power☇ 's , I have no idea

oven middle class personified

@☇Unlimited Power☇ where's this from

wikipedia 2016 election results by state