wherever I want

do you have a satellite dish for your online job

or what

decent answer tbh

mobile hotspot and a cell signal amplifier/antenna

I looked into satellite

too slow and expensive

and unnecessary with verizon's network and a signal amp

the latency on satellite is terrible

that too

so are you not planning on settling down anytime soon

i guess soon is relative

how old are you

not entirely sure how it'll all play out

30

I'm 21 and I'm mortified that I'm getting too old

haha

I want like 5 kids min

so do I

you're way ahead of me

all the phd candidates i met in texas were married and had their first kind in freshman year

>21
>too old

>tfw almost 26

convo, I've wasted 6 years of my life in CA

I've written it off and am moving on

@badtanman we poles are notorious for our quick wits and deep, introspective, thoughtful souls

where are you going to look for a girl tho

>cant even speak polish

don't know

not here

probably in the south

Ive heard the south is comfy

which is probably where I'll eventually end up

nice and warm

feels like home to me

it's in my blood

this is beautiful country, it's filled with terrible people. But even so, I don't think I'm a californian

I fucking hate the south

this place has always felt foreign

Anyone down for voice?

I don't know the flora or fauna

muggy, bugs, normie women

southern women are the best

I do like the Alabama girls i met

they actually have for real accents

in texas no one has an accent

texas isn't really the south

texas is it's own thing

yeah

dont go to mississippi

and you probably didn't meet many real texans

why not

or louisiana unless its the french quarter

niggers

history?

mississippi is 100% bog and niggers

and its always humid as fuck

I almost died there like 3x

"died" as in murdered by a nigger

texas has always had the mexican/tejano influence that was never in the south

@northern_confederate >meet lab guy
>two small businesses, 25 years of experience
>2 phds, worked as a nuclear physicist
>genius

>get excited, think he'll be a rootn tootn cowboy
>he's a fucking californian

and I was only there for probably 6weeks

yeah Texas is full of transplants from what i hear

I almost died in a swamp in the blast zone by the nasa launch pad in mississippi

kek

we were mudding

swamps are fucking disgusting

went head first into a big ass hole

I lost a boot in a swamp once

killed the truck

shit was fully tied on

saw a gator

swamp just fucking stole my boot

dude the gators are everywhere down tehre

and theyre huge

was waiting in the bed with a shotgun for my friend's buddy to come get us

it's true

@badtanman this is a pretty sweet site, thanks!

the truck went near vertical and swamp water was over the steering wheel

the gator eventually went away and we got the truck out though

@Koba np

@Koba yup, that's why everyone has a shotgun in their truck

tfw no shotgun, lose shoe in swamp, almost killed by niggers constantly

too much stress dude

idk how whites in the south do it

need a shotgun tbh

it's how a country boy survives

didn't you ever listen to hank jr.?

no

real talk

country guys are terrifying

I went to a bar

and these two guys in full camo and trucker hats

walked up to me

convo are you terrified of me?

and were on either side of me

and said "hey man how you doin"

haha

and I was like "n-nothing"

and they were like "'scuse me?"