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2017-06-23 03:12:08 UTC

The main thing I'm noticing about all this is that @Artair has been totally jolted out of his own depression by someone else's.

2017-06-23 03:12:30 UTC

I don't take misery in other peoples suffering, I just feel good when I'm helping them.

2017-06-23 03:12:44 UTC

So I see.

2017-06-23 03:13:42 UTC

Actually it's just the Cashews, I do have a bit of a hormonal imbalance that causes me to feel severely depressed and apathetic, I was actually prescribed to eat them for that very reason. I don't want to talk about it either.

2017-06-23 03:15:45 UTC

Once again though, keep her away from soy products, soy contains severe amounts of estrogen, which may be causing her to be a moody bitch.

2017-06-23 03:16:22 UTC

Cashew milk should perhaps be given to her instead of regular milk, because lord knows that is done to that.

2017-06-23 03:17:56 UTC

Is this too much information?

2017-06-23 03:19:21 UTC

It may be. Uber is probably half drunk by now.

2017-06-23 03:19:53 UTC

Well, the advice is sound and I'm good evidence of that.

2017-06-23 03:20:13 UTC

I meant TMI as in, "Dear gods, I didn't need to know that Ian."

2017-06-23 05:00:47 UTC

To think I almost logged off and missed cashew tits.

2017-06-23 05:43:31 UTC

My next days off seem to be next sunday, we just had three people fired, one of which was going to allow me to have this saturday off.

2017-06-23 05:43:54 UTC

so if you want to get away for a bit @Uberhat let me know.

2017-06-23 13:54:50 UTC

Oh shit! From this morningโ€™s Mail-Tribune: โ€œMedford police recovered the body of an unidentified white male from the waters of the Rogue River early this morning. The coroners office has not confirmed the cause of death but an unopened jar of freeze dried cashews was found floating nearby and police are currently working on the assumption that it was used to bash in the victimโ€™s skull.โ€

2017-06-23 15:07:49 UTC

a jar huh? Must have been one soft skull.

2017-06-23 15:19:51 UTC

Are you kidding me?

2017-06-23 15:24:16 UTC

In Jimmy's free time, he likes to write onion style news clips and post them in chat servers.

2017-06-23 15:24:40 UTC

haha lol

2017-06-23 15:25:01 UTC

Wow, you guys can really use me as an example for the healing power of cashews.

2017-06-23 15:25:44 UTC

Just yesterday I was DM'ing Austin Discussing suicide, ate a few handfuls of Cashews, drank some cashew milk, and It's all better.

2017-06-23 15:26:21 UTC

Hey guys, can you check my question on <#300407039065194497> ?

2017-06-23 15:51:52 UTC

Things are a bit better today

2017-06-23 15:52:01 UTC

Talked to a couple people

2017-06-23 15:52:33 UTC

Worked it out mostly with the wife and we'll take your suggestions into account going forward

2017-06-24 21:26:44 UTC

Now this goy needs help

2017-06-24 21:52:25 UTC

Mates hopeless. Rule #1, don't marry, just get them pregnant.

2017-06-25 01:59:59 UTC

Baby took a tumble off the bed today, been in the ER and the wife isn't speaking to me, nor I to her.

2017-06-25 02:07:52 UTC

oh man that suck bro!

2017-06-25 03:57:21 UTC

My brother climbed on the sink as a toddler, turned on the sink and the building had steaming hot water

2017-06-25 03:57:30 UTC

Melted skin off his leg

2017-06-25 03:57:40 UTC

oh my!

2017-06-25 03:57:43 UTC

That's awful!

2017-06-25 04:00:03 UTC

Yikes. Not a head/neck injury I hope @Wehrmacht

2017-06-25 04:00:21 UTC

He says he's alright

2017-06-25 04:09:37 UTC

Bumped his little monkey head

2017-06-25 04:09:45 UTC

Will he be alright then?!

2017-06-25 04:09:51 UTC

8 hours in the er

2017-06-25 04:09:55 UTC

I have been waiting hours here for you to get back!

2017-06-25 04:10:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322564979096158219/328386348358828032/20170613_232547.jpg

2017-06-25 04:10:25 UTC

wow, that's quite a while. He looks alright, nice big Aryan forehead. And he's just like his dad, no hair to speak of!

2017-06-25 04:10:46 UTC

You have yourself a first rate son!

2017-06-25 04:12:06 UTC

Hwhy thank you sir

2017-06-25 04:12:14 UTC

He has a bit of hair though

2017-06-25 04:12:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322564979096158219/328386944545325059/20170613_232539.jpg

2017-06-25 04:12:32 UTC

Your very lucky!

2017-06-25 04:12:39 UTC

Hmm, are you Italian?

2017-06-25 04:13:00 UTC

No sir

2017-06-25 04:13:07 UTC

British?

2017-06-25 04:13:09 UTC

Irish?

2017-06-25 04:13:49 UTC

Welsh, German, Norwegian and Scottish

2017-06-25 04:14:06 UTC

Wow, you would think you would have lighter features then.

2017-06-25 04:14:30 UTC

lol

2017-06-25 04:14:37 UTC

Ignore those last few questions.

2017-06-25 04:15:07 UTC

I've spent my life working outside

2017-06-25 04:15:23 UTC

No, I meant the hair and eye color.

2017-06-25 04:15:25 UTC

I have to.

2017-06-25 04:15:33 UTC

Lolololol

2017-06-25 04:16:13 UTC

My grandmother was full Norwegian. My darker features come from my grandfather

2017-06-25 04:16:30 UTC

And my father

2017-06-25 04:16:43 UTC

Beautiful, you and your Son!

2017-06-25 04:16:52 UTC

Whats his name?

2017-06-25 04:17:03 UTC

Connor James

2017-06-25 04:17:17 UTC

Nice!

2017-06-25 04:17:38 UTC

Austin, remind me again why you refuse to contribute to the furtherance of the Aryan race?

2017-06-25 04:17:43 UTC

My fiancee is Irish and hwhite spanish

2017-06-25 04:17:52 UTC

ahh

2017-06-25 04:17:58 UTC

Castillian?

2017-06-25 04:18:51 UTC

She has porcelain skin. Suuuuper white.

2017-06-25 04:19:12 UTC

He has her complexion.

2017-06-25 04:19:45 UTC

Your baby is very beautiful!

2017-06-25 04:20:22 UTC

why thank you ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-06-25 04:20:38 UTC

So, what's going on now?

2017-06-25 04:21:00 UTC

Your not trying to maintain your relationship if you are not force feeding your wife Cashews as we speak.

2017-06-25 04:21:10 UTC

Also Austin, please do disregard that question.

2017-06-25 04:27:36 UTC

Little one looks a bit grumpy

2017-06-25 04:28:16 UTC

He does, he hasn't had his cashews today.

2017-06-25 19:37:23 UTC

Why I don't want to have kids?

2017-06-25 19:37:35 UTC

Because when Poets have kids they die of depression

2017-06-25 21:56:17 UTC

Achtung Juden

2017-06-25 21:56:32 UTC

>leprosy

2017-06-27 00:37:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322564979096158219/329057610118594561/FullSizeRender.jpg.jpeg

2017-06-27 02:25:29 UTC

Above is Harvey who is 6 weeks old. Below is Judy with our other four grandchildren, ages 1, 2, 4 and 5

2017-06-27 02:26:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322564979096158219/329084946343788564/IMG_0233.JPG

2017-06-27 04:04:27 UTC

soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

2017-07-04 02:13:03 UTC

I haven't read any of these books, so I can't say for sure but they look like they could be good. The danger, of course, is the advocation of christ-insanity.

2017-07-22 20:41:56 UTC

Mrs. Blackhat is pregnant with #2!

2017-07-22 20:43:05 UTC

Congrats!!!

2017-07-22 20:49:10 UTC

Thank you!

2017-07-23 01:48:06 UTC

Twins eh?

2017-07-23 01:48:21 UTC

oh whoops, I read that as "pregnant with two"

2017-07-23 01:48:29 UTC

either way congrats

2017-07-24 07:34:26 UTC

Excellent news!

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