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2018-11-07 21:43:27 UTC

๐ŸŽ

2018-11-08 01:16:52 UTC

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2018-11-08 01:34:59 UTC

Shit, Alexandria Nina Pinta Santa Maria is so much more attractive when her mouth is closed and she isn't trying to launch her eyes out of their sockets. I'd smack her with the meat rod.

2018-11-08 01:36:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/509903923469877269/video.mov

2018-11-08 01:56:23 UTC

ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM Trump- pelosi

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That linda sarsour one is gold

The girl she's next to has no idea

2018-11-08 03:08:43 UTC

Economicsย is the science which studies human behavior as a relationship between given ends and scarce means which have alternative uses.

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2018-11-08 03:09:10 UTC

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2018-11-08 03:13:56 UTC

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2018-11-08 05:52:55 UTC

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2018-11-08 11:31:55 UTC

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2018-11-08 11:51:04 UTC

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2018-11-08 13:45:32 UTC
2018-11-08 13:45:42 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-11-08 13:52:04 UTC

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2018-11-08 15:31:22 UTC

Can't remember if repost or nah but i like this little comic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/510114115704848384/bigstyx.jpg

2018-11-08 16:18:29 UTC

day 8, no nut november log
going through youtube, see this recomender

https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

2018-11-08 16:18:49 UTC

is the universe trying to tell me something

2018-11-08 17:17:54 UTC

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2018-11-08 17:36:58 UTC

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2018-11-08 18:12:07 UTC

"im not anti-semite, im more of a smite-semite"

2018-11-08 18:12:59 UTC

its not anti-semitism
its counter-semitism

2018-11-08 18:15:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/510155470661746708/f0nbnn.png

2018-11-08 18:15:57 UTC

every single time.

2018-11-08 18:33:40 UTC

@Jasse damn its a retarded nationalist

2018-11-08 18:42:44 UTC

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2018-11-08 18:55:06 UTC

not only that, he's being actively anti-Finnish. Our country is only around because we kicked out the authoritarians twice

2018-11-08 18:58:36 UTC

Why are you using word authoritarian, instead of communist๐Ÿค”

2018-11-08 18:59:28 UTC

The Nazis we kicked out weren't communists

2018-11-08 19:00:12 UTC

Those nazis were helping us...

2018-11-08 19:01:03 UTC

Until peace threaty and being forced to push them out.

2018-11-08 19:01:44 UTC

Phew, I was worried for a second there, thinking you actually might not know about the Lapland war (in which case I'd be very worried about our education system)

2018-11-08 19:02:15 UTC

and yeah

2018-11-08 19:02:18 UTC

not much choice there

2018-11-08 19:02:37 UTC

gotta get the authoritarian scumbags out one way or the other and if they're not going willingly, time to pick up the guns again

2018-11-08 19:02:46 UTC

past cooperation or not

2018-11-08 19:04:20 UTC

US and UK forced us betray our allied germans.

2018-11-08 19:04:51 UTC

Soviets did, part of the armistice

2018-11-08 19:05:06 UTC

UK even decleared war and bombed.

2018-11-08 19:06:25 UTC

since they didn't want to go willingly (why would they? They're authoritarian Nazi scum) we had to flush them out by force

2018-11-08 19:06:50 UTC

hence, twice. If you count winter war and continuation war as two separate you could say we got rid of commies twice, too

2018-11-08 19:07:04 UTC

maybe three times, even, if you include the civil war

2018-11-08 19:08:44 UTC

Thats not how lappland war went...
Germans were our allies not enemys.
They were leaving willingly but USSR,US and UK didint like friendlynes and forced us to push them out faster

2018-11-08 19:09:43 UTC

Germans fought alongside of us against USSR.

2018-11-08 19:13:01 UTC

during Lapland war? No they weren't. The Germans were openly offensive and even tried a landing operation in the gulf.
During Winter War and Continuation war? Yes they did. Provided us with a lot of supplies as well.

2018-11-08 19:16:30 UTC

We betrayed germans. But even then they fall back willingly
During lapland war we gave germans date when retreat and they would fall back as we advanced.

2018-11-08 19:16:36 UTC

"As a thanks for **not** demonstrating brotherhood in arms"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/510170797520846868/LapinSota.jpeg

2018-11-08 19:17:50 UTC

of course we betrayed them. They were Nazis

2018-11-08 19:18:08 UTC

Wtf. They were our allies

2018-11-08 19:18:17 UTC

during the Lapland war? Fat chance

2018-11-08 19:18:31 UTC

they *were* our allies at one point yes

2018-11-08 19:18:37 UTC

just like we *were* a part of Sweden once

2018-11-08 19:19:49 UTC

They were our allies all the way from fall of germany.
Lapland war wasnt even actual war.

2018-11-08 19:20:47 UTC

"n-n-n-not a real war! i-it doesn't count if there's only ~800 dead!"

2018-11-08 19:20:49 UTC

fuck off

2018-11-08 19:21:19 UTC

Those 8000 dead was because we pushed faster than agreed on.

2018-11-08 19:21:59 UTC

Because preasure from USSR,US and UK

2018-11-08 19:23:34 UTC

Wait where did you got that 8k dead?

2018-11-08 19:24:28 UTC

It was only 774 dead 264 missing
2ย 904 hurt

2018-11-08 19:25:28 UTC

had a zero too many, slip of my finger

2018-11-08 19:25:42 UTC

but seriously tho, fuck off

2018-11-08 19:27:18 UTC

So what you are blaming those germans for?

2018-11-08 19:33:05 UTC

>we betrayed out allied germans because peace threaty
>then we broke fall back agreement with germans because USSR, US and UK preasure
>and in the end germans burned lapland

2018-11-08 19:34:55 UTC

The Nazis sucked. Get over it. The Finns probably pulled out because they realized the Nazis sucked. The Nazis and the Soviets were wrong. Now we just need to avoid their bad ideology. Simple enough.

2018-11-08 19:48:03 UTC

The Finnish played a simple game everyone was playing in Eastern Europe, Nazis or Russians.

2018-11-08 19:48:39 UTC

They chose Nazis. You could say it went relatively well for them

2018-11-08 19:56:37 UTC

What did the Commies do like kill 2 Million peoples per Year??

2018-11-08 19:57:01 UTC

sorry, but he Commies aren't any better than the Nazis. And didn't even had a vision, only Power in their mind....

2018-11-08 19:57:44 UTC

Guesstimated Death Toll is somewhere around 30 Million killed due to Communism (w/o Wars!) in Soviet Union, another ~60 Million or so in China.

2018-11-08 19:58:34 UTC

difference is - commies didn't discriminate between races, they killed everyone equally

2018-11-08 19:58:42 UTC

nazis bad because they were race baiters

2018-11-08 19:59:39 UTC

And that makes it better?! Are you Crazy?!

2018-11-08 19:59:42 UTC

Nazis only killed enemys.
While commies starved and killed their own people

2018-11-08 19:59:50 UTC

"At least when I kill people it's on purpose!"

"I'll have you know I kill people on accident *and* on purpose!"

2018-11-08 19:59:54 UTC

Right, forgot the Holodomor!

2018-11-08 20:00:01 UTC

that was the most evil in the last Century!

2018-11-08 20:00:23 UTC

You shoot a starving person that is looking for something to eat/to survive.

2018-11-08 20:00:27 UTC

Yes. They both suck. Why is it too hard for people to say that?

2018-11-08 20:00:36 UTC

Because everything belongs to the State....

2018-11-08 20:00:51 UTC

Clearly both were not very good nations as we would judge them.

2018-11-08 20:00:52 UTC

Well commies were jews so those people they starved and killed werent even their own people

2018-11-08 20:01:00 UTC

But when you're between them, you pick one or the other.

2018-11-08 20:01:04 UTC

If you don't, you die.

2018-11-08 20:01:07 UTC

```Yes. They both suck. Why is it too hard for people to say that?```
Exactly!
If Nazis are evil, so are commies!
But I'd say Commies are more evil than the Nazis.

2018-11-08 20:01:45 UTC

```But when you're between them, you pick one or the other.```
Due to what I know, I'd slightly prefer the Nazis over the Commies. See Holodomor. That's the most evil any person can do.

2018-11-08 20:02:43 UTC

Not all Jews are commies and not all commies are Jews. Why is that hard to understand @Jasse ?

2018-11-08 20:02:48 UTC

For Hungary it was easy.

2018-11-08 20:03:11 UTC

Horthy: "Which one is not Communist? That one."

2018-11-08 20:03:57 UTC

USSR leaderahip was over 90% jews.
And they killed tens of milions russians.

2018-11-08 20:04:27 UTC

But how many Jews did they kill?

2018-11-08 20:04:57 UTC

Who cares? Thatโ€™s the same exact logic that SJWs use for โ€˜white privilegeโ€™ and for calling all white people bad.

2018-11-08 20:06:48 UTC

Why does everyone care so much about how many jews they killed? That makes it sound like the life of a Jew has more worth than the life of a non Jew....

2018-11-08 20:07:05 UTC

So jews can slaughter tens of milions of people and its ok.

And when 150k jew that were enemys of state died in camps it most horrible thing ever and germans needs to be punished for that

2018-11-08 20:07:26 UTC

@Stefan Payne Thatโ€™s not the point and you know it.

2018-11-08 20:07:56 UTC

You're both right.

2018-11-08 20:07:58 UTC

@Jasse No, genocide is wrong for everyone. Stop moving the goalposts.

2018-11-08 20:08:02 UTC

Jews don't matter any more than anyone else.

2018-11-08 20:08:42 UTC

So, Cat, would you say that the Nazis were better, equal to, or worse than the Soviet Russians?

2018-11-08 20:09:32 UTC

Is there anything worse than Soviet Russia and Mao's China??

2018-11-08 20:09:49 UTC

where the memes at

2018-11-08 20:09:57 UTC

Its really hard to top THAT in recent years. The only thing that come to mind might be some Islamic Countrys.

2018-11-08 20:30:03 UTC

"dank-memes-only" <:hm3:417749020912648202>

2018-11-08 20:30:33 UTC

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2018-11-08 21:19:22 UTC

I'm really surprised a racist or very Un PC version of this hasn't been made yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZci3eOafK0

2018-11-08 22:23:47 UTC

anyone know an easy way to stitch a picture and a gif into 1 image? Need it for some mememaking

2018-11-08 22:31:23 UTC

Yeah its called copy and paste in mspaint

2018-11-08 22:34:07 UTC

mspain will preserve the gif?

2018-11-08 22:34:17 UTC

didn't actually know that, thanks

2018-11-08 22:35:09 UTC

just tested, and it didn't work

2018-11-09 03:14:25 UTC

I get what he's saying, but it is poorly worded, yes.

2018-11-09 04:19:11 UTC

Well, you make something a lake by reducing the inflow of water from a river.

2018-11-09 04:20:01 UTC

Just like you make something a doggo by restricting the amount of doge.

2018-11-09 06:22:45 UTC

I am trans transgender.

2018-11-09 06:23:06 UTC

I am a transgender man that identifies as a woman who identifies as a man.

2018-11-09 08:00:50 UTC

I identify as a rich man. Can everyone donate to my patreon to fund my transition

2018-11-09 08:31:24 UTC

do you accept dogecoin

2018-11-09 11:16:34 UTC

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2018-11-09 11:50:30 UTC

if you can be transgender, why can't you be trans-species, trans-age or trans-racial? it's the same argument that got laci green excommunicated from the far-left

2018-11-09 12:04:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/510424368334241802/skpnotw09ugz.jpg

2018-11-09 12:32:49 UTC

You could maybe argue species isn't a social construct (and keep the distinction between sex and gender, a sex change is impossible while a gender change is just social presentation)... And... Uh... Age is socially constructed to an extent? Two 18 year olds aren't going to have the same mental maturity for example, there's no biological clock that keeps an exact track on you by counting your years, only one roughly counting metabolism cycles...

2018-11-09 12:34:06 UTC

Using science as part of the reasoning is a no-no though, since science is a neo-colonialist conspiracy of the Western patriarchy

2018-11-09 12:39:43 UTC

Traps are not gay, faggot.

2018-11-09 13:13:42 UTC

race/ethnicity/ancestry has actually been a pretty well defined construct in science

2018-11-09 13:13:55 UTC

I hear that it has no basis in science, but any forensic journal would disagree.

2018-11-09 13:14:40 UTC

You can be reliably be placed into such categories as negroid, mongoloid, caucasoid, or american indian just from skeletal/dental remains

2018-11-09 13:15:18 UTC

You can like or dislike those categories. You can make fun of their seemingly antiquated nomenclature - but they had stability and use in a categorization context.

2018-11-09 13:15:57 UTC

I have posted a few forensic studies to determine age and gender in another text channel and findings relevant to race are included.

2018-11-09 13:16:19 UTC

I find no support in the now fashionable claim that race is a non-scientific concept.

2018-11-09 14:33:12 UTC

The Chinese finger trap!

2018-11-09 14:42:06 UTC

And saving that

2018-11-09 14:42:13 UTC

Because thats pretty funny lmao

2018-11-09 16:28:19 UTC

*some of you jews are okay, don't go to the gas chamber tomorrow*

2018-11-09 17:46:27 UTC

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2018-11-09 17:48:14 UTC

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2018-11-10 00:13:27 UTC

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2018-11-10 00:52:28 UTC

no fucks given

2018-11-10 01:18:00 UTC

Louis C.K's next special

2018-11-10 04:52:06 UTC

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2018-11-10 05:35:41 UTC

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2018-11-10 05:35:54 UTC

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2018-11-10 20:00:47 UTC

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2018-11-11 02:31:16 UTC

Just dont think about it

2018-11-11 02:48:42 UTC

Better yet, think about it, understand it, and do it anyway.

2018-11-11 04:28:45 UTC

Even better is to do it with an actual gun and not through computer

2018-11-11 04:29:07 UTC

t. US army cav scout

2018-11-11 04:29:20 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-11-11 17:15:49 UTC
2018-11-11 17:28:17 UTC
2018-11-11 22:21:09 UTC

thief hand?

2018-11-11 23:05:23 UTC

The game

2018-11-11 23:14:07 UTC

*blows whistle* Mid chat flag! Using a meme more stale then this routine. 10 yard penalty. First down.

2018-11-11 23:48:26 UTC

Thief gamed

2018-11-12 00:11:54 UTC

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2018-11-12 00:54:27 UTC

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2018-11-12 01:08:27 UTC

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2018-11-12 02:06:41 UTC

I was disappointed by JelloApocalypse's completely " unbiased " video when I saw it

2018-11-12 02:36:24 UTC

Yeah, it was a lame move.

2018-11-12 02:36:41 UTC

"You're a dancing monkey for my amusement, I don't care what you have to say about politics."

2018-11-12 04:01:36 UTC

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2018-11-12 04:32:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/511397944860082206/TRIGGERED.mp4

2018-11-12 10:06:06 UTC

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2018-11-12 10:06:15 UTC

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2018-11-12 10:06:32 UTC

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2018-11-12 13:45:07 UTC

Seal potato? I'm grabbing my club!

2018-11-12 13:45:11 UTC

/s

2018-11-12 13:45:53 UTC

warranty void if seal is broken

2018-11-12 13:46:48 UTC

Shit.

2018-11-12 19:43:30 UTC

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2018-11-12 19:47:28 UTC

I knew it

2018-11-12 19:52:13 UTC

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2018-11-12 19:52:18 UTC

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2018-11-12 19:53:39 UTC

Can we get some F's in chat

2018-11-12 19:55:45 UTC

F

2018-11-12 20:27:23 UTC

F

2018-11-12 20:27:33 UTC

F

2018-11-12 20:27:58 UTC

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2018-11-12 20:53:20 UTC

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2018-11-12 21:17:36 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ซ

2018-11-12 21:31:49 UTC

I bless the rains

2018-11-12 21:31:55 UTC

Down in Asia

2018-11-12 21:34:58 UTC

damn you, now I have the music in my head

2018-11-12 21:37:00 UTC

Well, lets hope that the Chinese enrich the Africans with ther Sperm....

2018-11-12 21:38:02 UTC

Both smart and fast? We'll never stop em

2018-11-12 22:26:07 UTC

Fast like a Rogue, wise like a Priest...

2018-11-12 23:55:33 UTC

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2018-11-13 02:17:41 UTC

^spicy.

2018-11-13 03:09:19 UTC

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2018-11-13 07:28:41 UTC

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2018-11-13 08:43:29 UTC

@BACON At least he's white ๐Ÿ˜

2018-11-13 09:53:59 UTC

Excuse me the accepted term is melanin deficient

2018-11-13 13:17:13 UTC

Too much melanin is a deficiency.

2018-11-13 15:07:00 UTC

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2018-11-13 15:08:12 UTC

***Spiderman greatly overestimates his voring capacity and fuckin dies***

2018-11-13 15:57:10 UTC

fuck people

2018-11-13 16:06:41 UTC

twitter, the place where everyone goes to devolve 2.8 million years of human evolution

2018-11-13 18:12:27 UTC

REMINDER

2018-11-13 18:13:23 UTC

That Wikipedia uses this vore comic as an example for motion lines

2018-11-13 20:38:22 UTC

probably because the person who submitted it thought it funny to sneak it in and the right to it were free.

2018-11-13 21:01:27 UTC

>explaining obvious shit

2018-11-13 21:01:44 UTC

I ought to vore you right here and now

2018-11-13 21:04:31 UTC

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2018-11-13 21:08:13 UTC

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2018-11-13 21:51:43 UTC

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2018-11-13 22:39:13 UTC

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2018-11-13 23:29:16 UTC

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2018-11-13 23:48:50 UTC

Oh shoot thats a real twitter lmao

2018-11-13 23:51:27 UTC

Jesus. Dark humor indeed.

2018-11-14 00:27:49 UTC

I dont' get why they blocked the name.

2018-11-14 00:27:53 UTC

It's EASILY searchable.

2018-11-14 00:49:24 UTC

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2018-11-14 01:12:06 UTC

when god spoke through alex jones

2018-11-14 01:13:03 UTC

Fucking Christ, Alex is so funny

2018-11-14 01:34:52 UTC

Imagine if Jones did voice acting for video games...

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