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2018-08-31 21:30:05 UTC

but big tits ....

2018-08-31 21:30:50 UTC

Que Admiral Ackbar

2018-08-31 21:38:32 UTC

never underestimate the crazy animal that comes along with the big tits

2018-08-31 22:25:13 UTC

I'm convinced Bill Clinton was replaced with an animatronic long ago

2018-08-31 22:29:28 UTC

He probably switches places with that Disney park animatronic of himself

2018-08-31 22:32:30 UTC

There's a Disney park animatronic.. of Bill Clinton of all people?

2018-08-31 22:32:49 UTC

Every President of the United States has one

2018-08-31 22:33:09 UTC

Ah, right

2018-08-31 22:33:33 UTC

I pictured that as just a random Bill Clinton between a bunch of Disney characters and got somewhat confused

2018-08-31 22:33:59 UTC

And they have to put God Emperor Trump in there

2018-08-31 22:34:27 UTC

10 bucks it's vandalized within a week

2018-08-31 22:35:36 UTC

I am betting they put him in an old NAZI uniform, considering how Left Disney is these days

2018-08-31 22:35:47 UTC

Ironic.

2018-08-31 22:37:57 UTC

Well, saying that. Disney himself wasn't that bad, just staunchly anti-communist and slandered accordingly, from what I've heard

2018-08-31 22:38:51 UTC

Yeah. Disney was anti-Socialist in all forms. He disliked the NAZI's, the Stalinists, and so on.

2018-08-31 22:40:08 UTC

I heard that the trump one looked alot like hillary.

2018-08-31 22:40:24 UTC

Yeah, it does

2018-08-31 22:40:39 UTC

It's Hillary, with orange paint in a nazi uniform

2018-08-31 22:40:41 UTC

Looks like they originally made a Hillary one and had to switch

2018-08-31 23:47:58 UTC

day of the leaf when

2018-08-31 23:48:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485234349806059521/canadian_holocaust.gif

2018-08-31 23:52:29 UTC

OOOOoooh, Burny.

2018-09-01 00:20:53 UTC

Day of the rake you mean

2018-09-01 00:23:30 UTC

Day of the last yiff when ?

2018-09-01 00:24:14 UTC

fuck haven't slept well

2018-09-01 00:24:16 UTC

rake indeed

It appears millennial woes works at Snapchat now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485245460702035978/image0.jpg

2018-09-01 00:34:22 UTC

...Nassau?

2018-09-01 00:34:38 UTC

I've been there and it's decidedly not near New York

2018-09-01 03:05:41 UTC

I remember raiding the fuck out of Nassau in Sid Meier's Pirates. It moved a few thousand miles :0

2018-09-01 03:30:03 UTC

nassau county is in NY on long island

2018-09-01 03:31:16 UTC

bunch of wannabe pirates

2018-09-01 03:58:58 UTC

It became a county too?? Man, what a downgrade for Nassau

2018-09-01 05:15:45 UTC

kek

2018-09-01 05:38:10 UTC

Bleh. I've been checking in periodically as more people type here. It's just one shitpost at a time. MAKE WITH THE FUNNY!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485322454756229122/2Q.png

2018-09-01 05:39:08 UTC

.

2018-09-01 05:40:01 UTC

grumpy old man yells at clouds

2018-09-01 05:50:40 UTC

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2018-09-01 05:55:20 UTC

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2018-09-01 06:18:07 UTC

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2018-09-01 06:27:19 UTC

no one is funny

2018-09-01 15:17:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485468150331342870/Harvey1.png

2018-09-01 15:17:10 UTC

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2018-09-01 15:17:12 UTC

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Poor Ariana grande, she got canoodled by a bishop at Aretha Franklinโ€™s funeral

2018-09-01 19:04:36 UTC

perfect

2018-09-01 21:58:28 UTC

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2018-09-01 22:00:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485569661082271765/39945273_266344357320622_5863740874373988352_n.jpg

2018-09-01 22:48:52 UTC

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2018-09-01 22:50:19 UTC

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2018-09-01 22:50:40 UTC

Good puppy!

2018-09-01 22:52:04 UTC

This one's really dank:

2018-09-01 22:52:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485582659104538624/cca.png

2018-09-01 23:29:40 UTC

Ew

2018-09-01 23:30:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485592255009259530/vfnfjveaznj11.png

2018-09-01 23:56:22 UTC

bread cat

2018-09-02 02:02:06 UTC

delicious breadcats

2018-09-02 02:33:18 UTC

he's probs warm and fluffy

2018-09-02 02:33:47 UTC

And tasty

2018-09-02 02:34:33 UTC

crunchy or soft doh?

2018-09-02 02:38:06 UTC

ree

2018-09-02 02:42:23 UTC

*Him LOAFF*

2018-09-02 03:04:10 UTC

is the LOAF ready brother

2018-09-02 03:15:51 UTC

Is the lรถรคf ready brรถther

2018-09-02 03:19:19 UTC

ty

2018-09-02 03:21:24 UTC

Is the รผmlaut ready brother?

2018-09-02 17:21:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485861792799784960/1535566202889.webm

2018-09-02 17:52:35 UTC

Why do guys always have to be convinced to have sex in all the classy productions. is that a fetish thing or a consent thing?

2018-09-02 18:03:04 UTC

yes

2018-09-02 18:04:15 UTC

Basically this but with legal adults.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/485872600665554954/ss.jpg

2018-09-02 18:18:13 UTC

What's an /ss/?

2018-09-02 18:18:24 UTC

Is it legal in Germany?

2018-09-02 18:18:48 UTC

nothing fun is legal in Germany

2018-09-02 18:22:31 UTC

muslims would disagree

2018-09-02 18:23:16 UTC

they are marrying 10 y'olds there, that's pretty "fun" from their ideology's perspective

2018-09-02 18:30:45 UTC

"straight shota" and likely not legal in germany. apparently it depends on whether or not it is obviously fictitious.

2018-09-02 20:51:48 UTC

Wait... would islam not attract pedophiles?

2018-09-02 21:25:55 UTC

Attract?

2018-09-02 21:26:13 UTC

I'm pretty sure it's literally *founded by* a pedo

2018-09-02 21:39:20 UTC

boom

2018-09-03 02:39:02 UTC

Islam is the real rape culture

2018-09-03 02:39:23 UTC

Hot take

2018-09-03 02:51:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486005184988708884/image0-21-1.jpg

2018-09-03 03:13:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486010811618164757/image0.jpg

2018-09-03 03:13:35 UTC

Corporate mems

2018-09-03 03:14:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486010989062389789/Z.png

2018-09-03 04:59:26 UTC

@Pake god i hope this real. *source*?

2018-09-03 06:21:44 UTC

463837911939416065

2018-09-03 06:26:32 UTC

who's discord id is that?

2018-09-03 06:28:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486059905678180367/Screenshot_2018-08-30-01-02-13-541_com.google.android.youtube.png

2018-09-03 06:34:30 UTC

thats Naomi#7369's discord id, not a shitpost

2018-09-03 06:44:44 UTC

You're right.

2018-09-03 06:45:14 UTC

all the replys

2018-09-03 07:19:30 UTC

Hey... I know this. It ripped off stuff the the Re: Cutie Honey OP
https://twitter.com/yann_le_gall/status/998807233302413317

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486072731750891520/Ddx5kdsU8AAIIIk.png

2018-09-03 07:21:29 UTC

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2018-09-03 07:22:21 UTC

Also let us not forget how modest the heroine is from that OP they ripped off: https://youtu.be/5t6fyLAuGk4

2018-09-03 07:24:23 UTC

modest

2018-09-03 07:24:35 UTC

in comparison to most women dressed on the streets today

2018-09-03 07:24:36 UTC

kek

2018-09-03 08:19:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486087731202621440/image0-6.jpg

2018-09-03 08:19:37 UTC

@everyone

2018-09-03 08:22:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486088577940324380/FB_IMG_1535797942256.jpg

2018-09-03 08:24:07 UTC

https://youtu.be/eKl6WjfDqYA I know Tim will love this

2018-09-03 08:25:52 UTC

Control the memes, and you control context

2018-09-03 08:32:01 UTC

Did someone say traps?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486090980659953675/bernietrumptrap.jpg

2018-09-03 08:32:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486091104609894424/Greeks_on_Traps.jpg

2018-09-03 08:34:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486091640247681026/FB_IMG_1535609417179.jpg

2018-09-03 08:36:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486092010667900949/donglesstraps.jpg

2018-09-03 08:39:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486092739130163211/FB_IMG_1535221303009.jpg

2018-09-03 08:39:41 UTC

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2018-09-03 08:57:50 UTC

i'm glad to see so many man of culture

2018-09-03 09:00:25 UTC

@propyne doing gods work <:thumbsupstars:432133547374149632> <:AstolfoV:359765994391994368>

2018-09-03 09:00:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486098226441748481/FB_IMG_1535172146968.jpg

2018-09-03 09:02:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486098537528950795/women_become_traps.jpg

2018-09-03 09:04:36 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486099183577726978/1502412460867.jpg

2018-09-03 09:05:01 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:07:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486099975890141185/FB_IMG_1535632750594.jpg

2018-09-03 09:09:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486100505521815563/wayof.jpg

2018-09-03 09:10:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486100661218443275/FB_IMG_1535111829156.jpg

2018-09-03 09:12:09 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:13:44 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:14:44 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:14:57 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-09-03 09:15:26 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:16:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486102102909911040/FB_IMG_1534729267504.jpg

2018-09-03 09:19:12 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:20:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486103160268783616/image_89.jpg

2018-09-03 09:21:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486103456378257409/DhA2M9vUcAE6mN-.png

2018-09-03 09:22:49 UTC

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2018-09-03 09:27:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486105031725023232/glitchcat.gif

2018-09-03 09:30:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486105778437226499/gayboats.jpg

2018-09-03 10:02:40 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ด

2018-09-03 13:33:22 UTC

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2018-09-03 13:37:28 UTC

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2018-09-03 13:37:42 UTC

We are the Watchdogs.

2018-09-03 13:39:08 UTC

Nice

2018-09-03 14:30:17 UTC

Don't buy that, you're getting scammed

2018-09-03 14:30:38 UTC

Those are worth exactly $50, this guy's charging twice that

2018-09-03 14:31:21 UTC

Worth >$10 honestly

2018-09-03 14:31:51 UTC

Did you mean <$10?

2018-09-03 14:32:00 UTC

if so, you're wrong

2018-09-03 14:32:13 UTC

it's part of that meme to sell them for $50

2018-09-03 14:33:10 UTC

Less than 10 dollars

2018-09-03 14:34:27 UTC

Yeah, that's <$10, not >$10

2018-09-03 17:06:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486220398455816212/FB_IMG_1535942796450.jpg

2018-09-03 20:29:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486271654888996868/unknown.png

2018-09-03 21:32:45 UTC

haha, all because some moron made up a story where he couldn't explain realism to his 13yo girl who wouldn't be playing the game anyway

2018-09-03 21:33:53 UTC

never forget the woke 8 year olds

2018-09-03 21:35:48 UTC

Battlefield 5 was unironically the first Battlefield game I've ever been interested in, because it looked wacky and cartoony enough that I imagined it being in the same vein as say Metal Gear Solid. The surrounding kerfuffle and delay completely killed my interest, however.

2018-09-03 21:38:35 UTC

You would've been in the minority, much like the sjws trying to sprinkle their gay dust all over history.

2018-09-03 21:39:13 UTC

Should a 13 year old girl be playing a "Mature 17+" game?

2018-09-03 21:39:28 UTC

She played fortnite, apparently.

2018-09-03 21:39:48 UTC

Fortnite is rated Teen

2018-09-03 21:39:59 UTC

oh I'm well aware, I'm obviously not in Battlefield's core audience

2018-09-03 21:40:01 UTC

Which she was confused as to why Battlefield and Fortnite are different games.

2018-09-03 21:40:06 UTC

which kinda explains why it's failing

2018-09-03 21:40:46 UTC

I can totally understand them making it a patch or a skin or something, but part of the original game is fucking stupid.

2018-09-03 21:40:54 UTC

I'm just waiting on the giant robots and laser rifles in bf5

2018-09-03 21:43:55 UTC

History is changing and we all need to keep up.

2018-09-03 21:57:11 UTC

I remember when the African kingdoms ruled over the world

2018-09-03 21:57:48 UTC

Rip

2018-09-03 21:58:05 UTC

Also, a Brazilian museum burned down

2018-09-03 21:58:20 UTC

20 million artifacts presumed gone from that event

2018-09-03 21:58:53 UTC

From ancient Egyptian mummies to more recent Brazilian history

2018-09-03 22:02:25 UTC

You really need to stop confusing your CIV games with real world history sky...

2018-09-03 22:04:09 UTC

Yee

2018-09-03 22:04:24 UTC

I went Zulu for the civ game on the ps3

2018-09-03 22:04:33 UTC

Character models were cool

2018-09-03 22:04:34 UTC

I saw the new about the fire in Brazil. That's sad

2018-09-03 22:04:41 UTC

Ye

2018-09-03 22:40:13 UTC

I'm 100% sure we gonna talk about the fire in my history class

2018-09-03 22:40:14 UTC

they lost the oldest fossil found in the americas

2018-09-03 22:41:38 UTC

Did their sprinkle system not work?

2018-09-03 22:41:52 UTC

I don't think the builidng had one

2018-09-03 22:42:04 UTC

Do they know what caused the fire?

2018-09-03 22:42:10 UTC

faulty wiring

2018-09-03 22:42:20 UTC

Electrical fire

2018-09-03 22:42:50 UTC

Gotta do an annual thermography #smdh

2018-09-03 22:42:55 UTC

Museums tend to be fairly old

2018-09-03 22:43:01 UTC

That's sloppy loss control

2018-09-03 22:43:02 UTC

What fucking museum, even in Brazil, doesn't have sprinklers?

2018-09-03 22:43:20 UTC

they weren't recieinving enough funding to fix up the place

2018-09-03 22:46:02 UTC

or at least that is the excusae

2018-09-03 22:47:55 UTC

"It's unfortunate but the firefighters were not in a position to do anything, to fight anything," he told BBC Brasil's Julia Carneiro.
"They had no water, no ladders, no equipment.

2018-09-03 22:48:03 UTC

The museum was 200 years old

2018-09-03 22:49:45 UTC

basically everyone did fuck all before and during the fire

2018-09-03 22:49:58 UTC

One issue appears to be the lack of a sprinkler system. Mr Dias Duarte told Globo TV that a $5.3m (ยฃ4.1m) modernisation plan agreed in June would have included the installation of modern fire prevention equipment, but only after October's elections.

2018-09-03 22:50:12 UTC

Big oof

2018-09-03 22:56:59 UTC

The importance of risk management

2018-09-04 03:38:01 UTC

Damn

2018-09-04 06:01:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486415483118288896/22Just_a_quick_thanks_to_my_ancestors_for_this_lovely_date22

2018-09-04 13:00:14 UTC

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2018-09-04 13:03:18 UTC

W

2018-09-04 13:48:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486533050034028555/FB_IMG_1536049723992.jpg

2018-09-04 13:48:45 UTC

Boi you shleeep

2018-09-04 14:29:59 UTC

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2018-09-04 14:30:41 UTC

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2018-09-04 14:31:29 UTC

If life is a Vidya gaym or book I'm pretty sure I'm a side character

2018-09-04 14:32:04 UTC

Because I'm such a piece of shit anyone who's standards are low enough to make me a pro/antagonist are probably being ironic

2018-09-04 14:33:53 UTC

You gotta ascend to the top of the lobster dominance hierarchy tbh

2018-09-04 14:34:02 UTC

It worked for me

2018-09-04 14:52:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486549026074787850/IMG_20180719_115329_705.jpg

2018-09-04 14:55:00 UTC
2018-09-04 15:22:19 UTC
2018-09-04 15:46:13 UTC

God is dead

2018-09-04 15:51:30 UTC

Alright Dank Memers

2018-09-04 15:52:22 UTC

Find something to chroma key yourself with

2018-09-04 15:52:35 UTC

Then dab in front of it and sell it as stock footage

the diamond store

2018-09-04 16:37:26 UTC

Yes

2018-09-04 17:26:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486587973228298240/1535940551884.jpg

2018-09-04 17:29:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486588635932655646/image-108.jpg

2018-09-04 17:33:10 UTC

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2018-09-04 17:33:21 UTC

eh le mow

2018-09-05 00:01:36 UTC

lol

2018-09-05 00:02:18 UTC

Someone should take that and impose it on a demonic ritualistic event or something

2018-09-05 00:02:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486687509590310927/40684779_10160826135625290_2250345061017452544_n.png

2018-09-05 00:02:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486687556998791169/15360646916841.jpg

2018-09-05 00:09:07 UTC

I like that one.

2018-09-05 02:44:35 UTC

me in 40 years

2018-09-05 03:20:58 UTC

>assresist

2018-09-05 03:21:07 UTC

It's not 2016 anymore

2018-09-05 08:06:22 UTC

Oh God...

2018-09-05 09:57:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/486837149103030283/euMZcsF.png

2018-09-05 09:57:09 UTC

He

2018-09-05 09:57:10 UTC

He

2018-09-05 09:57:11 UTC

He

2018-09-05 11:07:03 UTC

Charles might die before the Queen lmao

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