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Are decently deep cat scratches on an arm considered gore here?
#YOLO it
I personally doubt a cat could inflict damage to the point where anybody considers it gore
You Only YOLO Once
Yolo i guess
that has to be fake.. right?
not necessary, cats attack for even less
"Cats" You mean "hell spawn monsters of hades," right?
Looks exactly like the scratchs i got when my sisters undomesticated satan cat attacked me
accidentally stepped on my cat's tail when he was asleep, last year sometime
how much blood did you lose Crow??
oh, dunno, about 20 liters I estimate
seriously tho, took several months for the scratches to fully heal
dunno what it is with cat claws, maybe they're just extremely dirty or something, but they seem to always take way longer to heal than say a small knife-cut or similar
knife cuts are usually clean cuts
I mean, they are regular and of constant length
thats why you need to cut your cats balls
incase you feel the urge to flick em
you need to have your cat lick your balls
actually don't. cats have barbed tongues
also it's probably illegal depending on where you live
so, you're saying the law hates <:FerrisThink:336638249885761547>?
sounds retarded
you're right, it is retarded. Go ahead and have your cat lick your balls. Lure it with a bit of meat you rub on your balls first. What could possibly go wrong?
I didn't say I was into any of it
I just said that if there's a law against it, it's retarded
can't people be stupid now?
is it illegal to be stupid?
coz I know plenty of stupid people
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the question is whether or not it's illegal to abuse your cat
as someone working in a slaughterhouse... if I'm being frank, having your cat lick your balls or you fucking your dog seems a lot less cruel than the animals we breed just to be slaughtered for meat, those animals live in constant bondage while you at least in theory take the dog you fuck out for walkies or whatever
obviously it's all morally wrong, but we cut moral corners for convenience all the time
anybody here use a Mac?
are you aware they use literal slavery to produce their phones and tablets? are you *comfortable* with them using literal slavery to give you your affordable phone?
1. not enough fur
2. not enough fangs
but I'm willing to compromise, so sure, I'm not playing with the *entire* doctrine but "I agree"
what does it look like from behind? Obviously I'm not fucking the 3 burning hot exhausts, but they're unevenly placed, so what does it look like in the middle between the two?
stole a meme from kekistan server
''when the jews join the nazis vs muslims''
Funny, it was NAZIs and Muslims in WW2 trying to kill all Jews
related
a cat scratch is like taking a needle and then sticking it into your arm then dragging it through. doesent cut cells it rips them appart
why do they look so sexual
What?
I just realised.... those two are making the cosby face
The Doge (title) talk page used to be really funny back when the meme first hit
I love thinking they're all ruling Venice
You know, there really shoudl be a mod for CK2 that adds in the doge dog for the portraits for merchant republic leaders
The doge dog picture is the Mona Lisa of dog pictures.
hhh does seem like a game for jewish people
idk why
GWAH HAH HA
im abgry at that cat for not teaching electronic music history tbh
irrational but i think warrented
give me one reason that cat isn't taking 'he KLF - What Time Is Love' and converting it into Mortal Combat's theme
The dude
lol
Dat origin story
Wewlad. All of that.
to end on a family friendly note
Just saying though, as a matter of record, being opposed to hedonism doesn't necessarily mean you think pleasure is evil...
Also, not a nazi.
more importantly.
Serious laughs here
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