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2019-01-14 23:25:47 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2019-01-15 00:23:28 UTC

Ahahahahaaha

2019-01-15 00:34:15 UTC

The comments my god

2019-01-15 00:41:00 UTC

Top bloke.

2019-01-15 01:10:48 UTC

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2019-01-15 01:12:20 UTC
2019-01-15 01:22:20 UTC

Lmfao

2019-01-15 01:22:26 UTC

that comment is amazing

2019-01-15 01:23:17 UTC

Gay isnโ€™t a personality.... itโ€™s a sexual preference

2019-01-15 01:23:44 UTC

But there is a personality associated with gays. Degeneracy.

2019-01-15 01:24:25 UTC

For some reason, mainstream gayness is just dudes being 100% consumed with a desire for dick. It's like they can't be regular people that happen to be gay.

2019-01-15 01:26:08 UTC

most gay people i've met it's a 50 50 shot, 50% of the time you wont tell unless they tell you and the other 50% you can tell, mostly by there voice, some gay people have very identifiable voices

2019-01-15 01:26:41 UTC

Yeah but the problem is the ones that don't talk about being gay aren't the ones setting the narratives cause the only people you see as gay are the degens

2019-01-15 01:26:49 UTC

Actually.... you have a gay to thank for cracking the Nazi secret code in WW2

2019-01-15 01:26:51 UTC

So it's impossible to shake that

2019-01-15 01:27:05 UTC

Okay, that has nothing to do with anything I'm saying.

2019-01-15 01:27:26 UTC

can I say something

2019-01-15 01:27:38 UTC

You just did

2019-01-15 01:27:49 UTC

Mainstream "gay culture" is dominated by degenerates, cause all the normal gays are undetectable cause they are just regular people that are homosexuals.

2019-01-15 01:27:55 UTC

I hear people on the left talk about all the time of how the right made up the "bowling green massacare" to create evidence of Muslim terror

2019-01-15 01:28:06 UTC

but the only people I've ever heard talk about are people on the left for that reason

2019-01-15 01:28:13 UTC

There are ignants on both sides

2019-01-15 01:28:15 UTC

I've never once heard it anywhere else

2019-01-15 01:28:29 UTC

waiting for it to turn out the left made up that the right made it up

2019-01-15 01:28:51 UTC

or that 4chan is behind it somehow

2019-01-15 01:30:00 UTC

@DrWittMDPhD thatโ€™s kinda the trouble with a lot of groups though..... the worst ones get all the press

2019-01-15 01:31:24 UTC

Yeah but it's way more extreme with gays and lesbians. You can see a muslim person acting normal and know it's a normal acting muslim that's not a radical, but if you see a normal gay person you don't have any reason to suspect that they're gay, so the only people you can ID as gay are fuckin degens.

2019-01-15 01:33:08 UTC

@DrWittMDPhD thatโ€™s because the extreme Muslims donโ€™t stick around long enough to make a mark on history aside from a bloody smear

2019-01-15 01:33:22 UTC

this gonna be my new background

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2019-01-15 01:33:35 UTC

You are the king of non sequiturs.

2019-01-15 01:34:57 UTC

That "bloody smear" is great press for thinking Muslims are all bad, but you can see normal ones that are chill that can deprogram that idea. With gays you literally cannot tell if you see one that is acting normal unless you ask.

2019-01-15 01:36:56 UTC

There are some Muslims like that who blend in..... then there are those who believe they have to fulfill their groupโ€™s stereotype

2019-01-15 01:37:26 UTC

no THIS gonna be my new background

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2019-01-15 01:37:30 UTC

You can pick out a muslim in a crowd easily. I see so many women with Hijabs at my university

2019-01-15 01:37:39 UTC

They don't blend in visually, but they might culturally.

2019-01-15 01:38:05 UTC

True... the Hijab is always a giveaway

2019-01-15 01:38:23 UTC

Guys... not so much

2019-01-15 01:38:28 UTC

A huge beard

2019-01-15 01:38:37 UTC

They are real easy to spot

2019-01-15 01:38:42 UTC

its a funny background?

2019-01-15 01:38:59 UTC

Not always.... could just be a redneck

2019-01-15 01:39:12 UTC

How many white muslims are in your city

2019-01-15 01:39:18 UTC

Or biker

2019-01-15 01:39:51 UTC

I donโ€™t think where I live classifies more than a town

2019-01-15 01:39:56 UTC

XD

2019-01-15 01:40:06 UTC

Okay, well I'm telling you that you can tell.

2019-01-15 01:40:13 UTC

It's very easy to spot them

2019-01-15 01:40:47 UTC

Do I need to tell you that most Muslims are from middle eastern ethnic groups?

2019-01-15 01:41:43 UTC

I get most are middle Eastern

2019-01-15 01:42:00 UTC

And either are women with some kind of head covering, or are dudes with beards.

2019-01-15 01:42:32 UTC

That's not a stereotype either, having a beard is a cultural signifier in Islamic communities

2019-01-15 01:43:08 UTC

In my town we mostly have Mexicans

2019-01-15 01:43:18 UTC

Yo wanna see my new background?!

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2019-01-15 01:44:47 UTC

Unlike the Muslims invading Europe though they integrate into the community pretty well.....

2019-01-15 01:49:50 UTC

and now you know why Europe is completely fucked

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2019-01-15 01:56:23 UTC

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2019-01-15 02:02:45 UTC

The correct version of that meme would have Europeans saying this
"I respect your opinion; however, the police do not. I'm afraid you are to be shipped to a labor camp to split rocks. Toodloo!"

2019-01-15 02:02:50 UTC
2019-01-15 02:04:11 UTC

you guys want to hear some of the music I wrote when I was 7

2019-01-15 02:05:41 UTC

@Ethreen42 what video? I need to know so I can downvote it

2019-01-15 02:05:55 UTC

the gilette commercial probably

2019-01-15 02:06:51 UTC
2019-01-15 02:07:04 UTC

basically the shorter gayer version

2019-01-15 02:23:26 UTC

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2019-01-15 03:19:33 UTC

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2019-01-15 06:59:33 UTC

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2019-01-15 06:59:45 UTC

learnt this Gillette

2019-01-15 07:54:47 UTC

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2019-01-15 09:04:42 UTC

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2019-01-15 09:05:30 UTC
2019-01-15 09:16:28 UTC

Look whos commenting on the Gillette video

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2019-01-15 10:01:46 UTC

umm.... @moisterrific ok??? i don't know what you mean by that image but you have the right to say what you want even if a disagree with the message

2019-01-15 10:01:52 UTC

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2019-01-15 11:03:49 UTC

Why

2019-01-15 11:17:09 UTC

well shit

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2019-01-15 11:23:19 UTC

nothing new

2019-01-15 11:24:50 UTC

Source?

2019-01-15 11:27:09 UTC

ty

2019-01-15 11:28:54 UTC

That's quite a show of force. The French wont like that one bit.

2019-01-15 11:29:33 UTC

the French have a spine during protests, less so during war

2019-01-15 11:32:56 UTC

Funny that innit. It's coz half of them are commies. When fight the government everyone can get in on the act. When fight war noone can agree who they should be fighting.

2019-01-15 12:03:26 UTC

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2019-01-15 12:25:11 UTC

get real for a fight bois

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2019-01-15 12:42:55 UTC

What fight? It's been proven time and time again sjw's don't financially support companies even when they do what they think is right. If anything all they do is twitter. They're already en rout to lose money and sjw's won't buy their products

2019-01-15 13:03:31 UTC

I think I finally get what Tim means when he says "Trump represents what's wrong with our culture"

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2019-01-15 13:05:27 UTC

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2019-01-15 13:40:13 UTC

If Trump is what's wrong with our culture, it's probably hard to explain why he keeps winning.

2019-01-15 14:07:33 UTC

@Bookworm because he represents culture of majority right?

2019-01-15 14:10:59 UTC

I'm not sure that's how it works.

2019-01-15 14:18:37 UTC

i think cyber funk is being sarcastic

2019-01-15 14:24:36 UTC

he represents our culture's disgusting and shameful obsession with not being an idiot

2019-01-15 14:35:34 UTC

it's been stuck at this number for an hour, yet the likes and dislikes keep increasing

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2019-01-15 15:23:47 UTC

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2019-01-15 15:39:41 UTC

```Account suspended for thought crimes```

2019-01-15 15:43:44 UTC

@Ethreen42 the french like fighting civil wars, those are the only kind of wars they can fight where they can at least win.

2019-01-15 16:28:59 UTC

kek

2019-01-15 17:00:44 UTC

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2019-01-15 17:00:51 UTC

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2019-01-15 17:17:47 UTC

rly??????

2019-01-15 17:18:05 UTC

Fact chec Trump's claim about burgers stacked on top each other??

2019-01-15 17:19:59 UTC

the left takes Trump to literally, they dont have the brain power to understand that he might of been exaggerating *just a little*

2019-01-15 17:23:15 UTC

Yeah, if you snap out the boasting of Trump, he might actually be one of the most honest politicians ever to have lived (well in the last decades at least)....

2019-01-15 17:27:42 UTC

where'd all those 30k+ comments go @Ethreen42 ?

2019-01-15 17:27:46 UTC

where'd they go?

2019-01-15 17:28:43 UTC

deleted

2019-01-15 17:28:50 UTC

mass censorship

2019-01-15 17:32:49 UTC

surely not

2019-01-15 17:33:53 UTC

they, Warriors of the Social Justice kind, would *never* censor people for wrongthink

2019-01-15 18:12:17 UTC

'Estimated Earnings' Ads on Ads.

2019-01-15 18:49:30 UTC

So there I was, putting on my rape slippers and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I had just got done cyberbullying my co-workers and neighbours as one does before coffee in the morning.

It was time to shave.

Walking up the stairs, I yelled at my wife to smile because she should do as she's told, before pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my boys into a fight at the next neighbourhood BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave.

Suddenly, my wife bursts into the bathroom holding her phone. I viciously grabbed her by the hair because, as my father taught me, every man is has the god given right to abuse females. I angrily began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time and she should get back to the kitchen.

With tears in her eyes, she showed me the new Gillette ad.

I realized how my every view and behaviour I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering as a submissive at the Fawcett Society. I may even dispose of my Otaku Hitler body pillow.

Thanks Gillette. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-01-15 18:55:26 UTC

the likes are starting to climb on that video

2019-01-15 19:02:53 UTC

thats because facebook lefties have come to it's rescue

2019-01-15 19:03:29 UTC

whats a community of people that dont know it exists and can be persuaded to dislike bomb it?

2019-01-15 19:23:31 UTC

think we're gonna be needing some ''reinforcements'' soon

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2019-01-15 19:24:13 UTC

by the time it gets to 400k the likes will probs be at 120K

2019-01-15 19:24:16 UTC

or 130

2019-01-15 19:32:57 UTC

Pewdeepie hasn't mentioned it yet has he?

2019-01-15 19:39:06 UTC

nope

2019-01-15 19:39:15 UTC

keep tweeting him

2019-01-15 19:39:19 UTC

till he sees

2019-01-15 20:09:52 UTC

This was posted by someone I went to high school with. She uses womxn (isnโ€™t it supposed to be inclusive of non-binary people) and _sister_ hood in the same sentence

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2019-01-15 20:10:33 UTC

Anyone else see a contradiction

2019-01-15 20:11:05 UTC

sistxrhood

2019-01-15 20:11:20 UTC

Thatโ€™s not the point

2019-01-15 20:11:39 UTC

Sisterhood isnโ€™t inclusive of non-binary people, I thought that was the whole point of womxn

2019-01-15 20:12:20 UTC

Isnโ€™t it?

2019-01-15 20:12:30 UTC

Because I really want to point it out to her

2019-01-15 20:12:42 UTC

uh, I think so?

2019-01-15 20:13:08 UTC

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2019-01-15 20:13:11 UTC

Whatever

2019-01-15 20:22:24 UTC

Dude, I would have been ecstatic.

2019-01-15 20:44:02 UTC

They're calling it "diversity" whilst being not diverse since there are only women.

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2019-01-16 03:13:15 UTC

aw

2019-01-16 04:44:31 UTC

SURPRISE

2019-01-16 04:58:56 UTC

owo

2019-01-16 07:58:54 UTC

owo?

2019-01-16 10:55:56 UTC

it's like UwU but OwO

2019-01-16 13:50:19 UTC

@Matt-Kill723 HEY SISTERS

2019-01-16 16:38:47 UTC

"The Washington post is an extremely honest and unbiased news source" nvm faker then Hillary Clinton

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2019-01-16 16:41:51 UTC

fuck off thats fake

2019-01-16 16:43:22 UTC

I slightly doubt that

2019-01-16 16:43:29 UTC

but hey it might be

2019-01-16 16:43:59 UTC

anything on their site?

2019-01-16 16:45:19 UTC

dunno, i reckon theirs a 40% chance it's real and 60% chance it's fake tho

2019-01-16 16:45:23 UTC

lemme check

2019-01-16 16:46:04 UTC

yep fake, big rip

2019-01-16 16:51:24 UTC

the fact that we are not sure wether its fake or real until you did some research is what shows how untrustworthy WP is

2019-01-16 17:28:13 UTC

>President Mike Pence

2019-01-16 17:28:24 UTC

That'll just be bad for **everyone**

2019-01-16 17:30:57 UTC

And I don't think Trump would yield, he knows the Average American wants him

2019-01-16 17:32:54 UTC

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2019-01-16 19:23:27 UTC

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2019-01-16 19:44:30 UTC

nothing wrong with traditional masculinity

2019-01-16 19:45:00 UTC

nor with traditional left ideologies

2019-01-16 19:45:11 UTC

when its gets extreme thats when shit goes wrong

2019-01-16 19:45:17 UTC

just like masculinity

2019-01-16 19:45:53 UTC

The more "Masculine" I have become the more pateint, deliberate and understanding I have become.

2019-01-16 19:46:12 UTC

well masculinity isnt only defined by those

2019-01-16 19:46:47 UTC

you have to admit that theyre are people who either are waaay to masculine or atleast try to be

2019-01-16 19:48:21 UTC

Well I have to be when I shave with this thing at least

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2019-01-16 19:48:23 UTC

i mean there is nothing wrong with free healthcare through taxes or gay marriage but when you advocate some sort a lalasocialist loopy land or try to tell me i should fuck other men or cut of my dick i (and i am very serious in this) not ever take you serious

2019-01-16 19:48:35 UTC

yeah sure

2019-01-16 19:48:55 UTC

cutthroats are cooler anyway, you get hurt more easily with those

2019-01-16 19:49:21 UTC

And yes that is from me shaving last night

2019-01-16 19:49:23 UTC

and we "men" should live for the thrill of danger

2019-01-16 19:49:55 UTC

also your blade is in a perfect square angle of your upper leg

2019-01-16 19:50:25 UTC

but real men use cutthroath razors or even better barbed wire

2019-01-16 19:50:26 UTC

Thats my finger holding it in my left hand

2019-01-16 19:50:42 UTC

i see now

2019-01-16 19:54:18 UTC

but why if ypu try to big, you dont go all the way?

2019-01-16 19:55:56 UTC

Benchmade D2 Tool Steel, the sharpest knives I have found on the market.

2019-01-16 19:56:50 UTC

nah its size that its about

2019-01-16 19:57:45 UTC

I have bigger blades, but they aren't razors

2019-01-16 19:58:11 UTC

well thats your problem

2019-01-16 19:58:17 UTC

anything is a razor

2019-01-16 19:58:21 UTC

as long as its sharp

2019-01-16 19:58:41 UTC

I know, I turned the back of butter knives into razors.

2019-01-16 19:58:42 UTC

i mean use some dull rusty axe if you want

2019-01-16 19:59:10 UTC

you can shave yourself with a filed down creditcard

2019-01-16 19:59:39 UTC

Prisoners use calling cards, not creditcards

2019-01-16 20:00:06 UTC

well goodluck getting a creditcard into prison with absolutely zero reason

2019-01-16 20:00:39 UTC

alot of mean shit comes from prison

2019-01-16 20:01:14 UTC

Yeah, but they can have calling cards no problem. so they turn those into razors

2019-01-16 20:01:37 UTC

i heard about some guy who used hot water to melt the handle of his toothbrush and placed a diy razorblade inside and used that to slit someones throath

2019-01-16 20:02:12 UTC

Yes, State of CA that was a murder weapon for a capital punishment trial

2019-01-16 20:03:10 UTC

thats pretty brutal

2019-01-16 20:04:49 UTC

fun fact you can also stab someone with close to literally everything

2019-01-16 20:05:07 UTC

man stabbed with phone

2019-01-16 20:05:42 UTC

thats what you get for snoring to hard

2019-01-16 20:05:48 UTC

yeah i saw that one today actually

2019-01-16 20:06:00 UTC

That one I posted was in the UK

2019-01-16 20:06:29 UTC

the alarmclock one i saw like today or yesterady

2019-01-16 20:07:14 UTC

They have special "Prison razors!"

2019-01-16 20:07:45 UTC

yeah you dont even have plastic chairs anymore i think in prison because hard plastic is killer when it comes to making shanks

2019-01-16 20:08:45 UTC

soo they are going to get sheets that allow air to flow through so you cant suffocate people

2019-01-16 20:10:33 UTC

they should place prisoners in some controlled enviroment where they get motivated to develop these technologys

2019-01-16 20:13:46 UTC

Hell I could make a razor out of a coke can... (finishes my soda and looks at it...)

2019-01-16 20:17:36 UTC

heh

2019-01-16 20:17:59 UTC

i could turn my calculator into a knife

2019-01-16 20:44:35 UTC

shave with a benchmade?

2019-01-16 20:44:40 UTC

Sounds like a bad idea.

2019-01-16 20:45:11 UTC

That was me shaving last night

2019-01-16 20:45:52 UTC

I can't razor sharp my hardware

2019-01-16 20:46:01 UTC

otherwise I'll cut myself on my edc

2019-01-16 20:46:05 UTC

I just keep it pretty sharp

2019-01-16 20:52:58 UTC

My memes are so edgy that I don't need a razor to shave.

2019-01-16 20:53:35 UTC

commit wrist knife

2019-01-16 20:53:46 UTC

My dick is in love with pain

2019-01-16 20:55:38 UTC

I barely had any dicks inside me

2019-01-16 23:07:36 UTC

https://customheats.com/pages/about
I think we can get "Jarbo's Jizz Sauce"

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