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ILLEGAL MEMES
excuse me what?
just going to leave that here
REDDIT: ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS https://www.reddit.com/r/Konosuba/comments/7r4tb4/nsfw_question_about_aqua/
The answer for this is usually "maybe."
me
A cat catfishing...
2007
to gay ppl '' if you can take a dick in the ass you can take a joke''
One is pleasure, the other emotional violene
poop
Yep that sounds about right.
Advertising a webcomic was IMPOSSIBLE.
I wanna marry whoever made this image
Me
Jacking off to any anime is degenerate. They'ren't technically human and therefore it's similar to bestiality. JUST BE A NORMAL PERSON AND JACK OFF TO HUMANS
>implying im a freak for not beating my meat
What about JOing to text?
"trees are animals arnt they?" - infidelcastro 2018
jacking off to any porn is degenerate. your computer isint technically human therefore it's similar to to bestiality. PUBLIC MASTERBATORS ARE THE TRUE TRADCONS
It's just a shame that society looks down at me each time I go to the park. AT LEAST IM NOT SOME SORT OF DEGENERATE WHACKING OFF TO PORN
jacking off in a park is degenerate. humans arnt the only things there so its technically similar to bestiality. IN UTERO MASTERBATION IS THE ONLY PURE WAY
but jacking off means a dude is jacking you off and that would be gay
well we havent established being gay as degenerate
also if you become a furry when your a child and then grow up as an adult furry, have you become degenerate and then generated?
but clearly you havent generated as much as someone who isint a furry, nor regenerated which is what happens when you stopped being a furry
miitopia in a nutshell
Must be part of the 30 Bananas a Day tribe.
Itโs probably Islamic terrorists trying to make a nuke.
These bananas are ruining my groove
```jacking off to any porn is degenerate```
Okay.
This is like being called a scoundrel
Or rapscallion
Except the person expects you to give a shit this time.
If we don't run in the same silly meme circles, how is this name meant to sting at all?
are you autistic?
ARE YOU AUTISTIC?! XD TEE HEE
no i mean literally
Do you have anything to say that isn't someone else's line handfed to you?
Say something not hack.
you dont recognize sarcasm
9_9 How is it sarcasm when it's just word for word what people actually think
maybe your a bot
*you're
You moron.
i talked to that one facebook bot once and it was a lot like you
Going on facebook is degenerate
Are you autistic?
I mean literally.
I'm autistic, what of it?
it had to always get the last line and then it also tended to respond in highly energetic but simplistic statements
like its entire purpose was to say words but not actually have a meaningful conversation
risotto could you tell i was being sarcastic earlier?
Yeah
I've been on the internet for 69 years
maybe miss scribblehatch just hasent ever met a human before
its a shame really, they seem to have a lot of pepper energy and likes to draw
watch out for Risotto, they are part of the ANIME MAFIA TM
ANCIENT
MEME
had to scrounge the derelicts for that one
i like old memes
ew germs
ew
japanese
poor lizard
"why arent women motocross riders paid the same as the men?" ๐ค
god i wish i wasnt a lazy pos and that sony vegas would merge webms and music
that fits perfect
That might be better
this cvould be the start of a beautiful friendship"
I should try to get Vegas in a humble bundle, I managed to get Acid Pro that way
ugh
so
vegas sucks because it cant figure out what webms are
and then you convert the webm to a filetype it should recognize
and it still doesnt know what it is
i give up
*flips desk*
kys
Nothing personal
```1. No personal threats, harassment, or other attacks
```
whats threatening about kenya yacht schools?
*black people*
it's ๐๐ป to keep the ๐๐ป emoji
i dont think we will lose it on discord
discord's already been labeled as alt right, so probably not
i mean we still have gunz
๐ซ
You have a water pistol emoji @Arch-Fiend
Remember to stock up on yo gun emoticons:
/ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ . /ฬตอฬฟ/'ฬฟ'ฬฟ ฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ ฬฟฬฟ .
๏ธปโฆฬตฬตอโคโโ . ๏ธปโฆฬตฬตอโคโโ . ๏ธปโฆฬตฬตอโคโโ . ๏ธปโฆฬตฬตอโคโโ . ๏ธปโฆฬตฬตอโคโโ . ๏ธปโฆฬตฬตอโคโโ
๏ธปโณโไธ . ๏ธปโณโไธ . ๏ธปโณโไธ . ๏ธปโณโไธ . ๏ธปโณโไธ . ๏ธปโณโไธ
๏ธปใโไธ . ๏ธปใโไธ . ๏ธปใโไธ . ๏ธปใโไธ . ๏ธปใโไธ . ๏ธปใโไธ
er its not a water pistol on my end
I sexually Identify as Johny. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eating lollipops with chiya and lying to papa about eating sugar. People say to me that a person being Johny is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but to that I say, "no papa". I'm having a plastic surgeon shrink me down to the size of a baby, severely elongate my arms and make my head the size of a fucking beach ball. From now on I want you guys to always follow my name with "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo and respect my right to If you can't accept me you're a Johnyphobe and need to check your papa privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
Nice
wait a fucking second
๐ซ
@da britian you see a water pistol?
...do you live in the EU?
iPhone m8, though it aint the same on the PC discord app.
huh, you're right
mobile discord uses a water pistol instead of a revolver
weird
probably a requirement by phone providers because those guys went gay way before the rest of the internet
Imagine how many hundreds of school shootings could have been prevented if they had changed the pistol emoji into a water gun sooner
I said it wasn't personal ๐ ฑ๏ธ
<:pistol:405927777917861889> <:gun:481557393373790219> <:gun_classic:449298845122297856>
Post more of that lewd shit
))<>((
Forever
Comment on Veehs video about Orban's responce to the EU over sanctions for not allowing themselves to be enriched.
god emperor Trump in hes wrath sends hurricanes
Sorry if I'm late to the party but has this been done yet?
๐ซ \๐ซ
the discord emoji is still a revolver, but the unicode piece seems to be a water gun, at least on win10
Looks like a ray gun here
On windows 7
Looks like a water pistol on iPad Discord app
>light mode
Yep
<:timcat:463067464016855040>
The big question is. Why do I only see one firearm emoji whereas you see two?
I just checked my discord setting, nowhere is there a โfamily filterโ
Not that I can see. That's bad. ๐
hang on
lemme turn off my VPN and check again, maybe it's a regional thing?
nope
that's a definitive "both" from Krautland
Booting up win pc ...
I didn't know you were German. Thought you were a Yank from the gun talk you do,
Trying to be
Two more years.
its is an apple thing, the firearm emoji is displayed in Win Discord app
Nuke Silicon Valley tbh
>light mode
@Poppy Rider don't worry I won't vote Dem
My eyes
lol
Fuk apple.
Android masterrace anyone?
don't even have a smart phone.
Android masterrace checking in
Ah. Must be great
but trying to move to no smartphone
Hail Droid!
Right now it is my internet connection so I am stuck with the phablet
Android and dark theme
Found an old Nokia at a flea market for $5, works fine and I know that model, so I'll prolly stick a prepaid card in there and use that for actual phone things
Benefit being infinite battery and no distractions
Prolly do the same
Minor problem: Didn't come with a charger.
And it's old enough to not be a micro USB
so I might literally spend more on a charger than the entire phone
how much is a micro USB cord and plug?
Like $5 for the really cheap ones
but this doesn't use that
Dunno what it uses. Looks like a 3.5mm jack.
Do they make those in charger?
Prolly look it up if you know the make and model.
3310 classic, apparently
Says it hasn't got a 3.5mm jack, so the charger can't be that
good news: found a charger on ebay
bad news: foreign plug ._.
Ha ha
I mean, mains adapters are cheap enough
but seriously?
ooh, found an EU plug
$15 ._.
yep, paying more for the charger than the phone
Isn't it always the way
Its like 25-30 bucks for a 32 prong charger
So i treat mine like a god so i dont have to replace it
...32 prong charger?
USB-๐ ฑ๏ธ is just shitty USB-C change my mind
If you post a Tumblr meme I hope you wake up to your dog being crucified and then you get deported to some shithole in the wastelands of the Middle East
Please excuse my autism
30* pin*
still don't actually know what that is
I didn't study cableology
It is another way of naming the USB connectors
No
It's the right way
Cuck
Just get your CompTIA A+ tbh if you're not a boomer it should be easy
Delete this
Just saw this donald trump tweet in another discord, is real or fake?
on the off chance you're not joking
look at that font, then look at Twitter's font
Gotcha
I donโt twitter, do thanks
๐ ฑ๏ธoi
You couldn't tell by the highlight?
THANOS TRUMP THANOS TRUMP THANOS TRUMP
Yeah, that's fake. Trump read the original comic already.
https://www.circa.com/story/2018/09/16/nation/couple-that-lost-toddler-in-alligator-attack-at-disney-world-have-new-baby
Bets on how long the new one lasts.
ay yo dcf where u at
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