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2018-09-15 02:03:04 UTC

ILLEGAL MEMES

2018-09-15 02:03:16 UTC

excuse me what?

2018-09-15 03:31:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490363891662979102/41739911_2156593327949209_1679892010183426048_n.png

2018-09-15 03:31:06 UTC

just going to leave that here

2018-09-15 04:27:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490378022034210816/1536983943168.png

2018-09-15 04:55:18 UTC
2018-09-15 05:28:34 UTC

The answer for this is usually "maybe."

2018-09-15 07:23:26 UTC

me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490422376123596804/FB_IMG_1536489997670.jpg

2018-09-15 07:37:57 UTC

A cat catfishing...

2018-09-15 10:57:47 UTC

2007

2018-09-15 11:01:30 UTC

to gay ppl '' if you can take a dick in the ass you can take a joke''

2018-09-15 11:02:45 UTC

One is pleasure, the other emotional violene

2018-09-15 11:43:19 UTC

poop

2018-09-15 14:00:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490522420378337290/RaFRi7T.jpg

2018-09-15 18:12:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490585782655123489/peter-strzok23.png

2018-09-15 20:49:16 UTC

Yep that sounds about right.

2018-09-15 20:49:26 UTC

Advertising a webcomic was IMPOSSIBLE.

2018-09-15 21:14:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490631468289228802/yn9nxwvrlam11.png

2018-09-15 23:03:42 UTC

I wanna marry whoever made this image

2018-09-15 23:56:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490672265512353792/41658847_1422302677913506_7790234930142773248_n.png

2018-09-15 23:59:12 UTC

Me

2018-09-16 00:01:17 UTC

Jacking off to any anime is degenerate. They'ren't technically human and therefore it's similar to bestiality. JUST BE A NORMAL PERSON AND JACK OFF TO HUMANS

2018-09-16 00:03:36 UTC

>implying im a freak for not beating my meat

2018-09-16 00:03:59 UTC

What about JOing to text?

2018-09-16 00:07:33 UTC

"trees are animals arnt they?" - infidelcastro 2018

2018-09-16 00:08:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490675241056600074/DnLDPxjU8AEnkKO.png

2018-09-16 00:08:49 UTC

jacking off to any porn is degenerate. your computer isint technically human therefore it's similar to to bestiality. PUBLIC MASTERBATORS ARE THE TRUE TRADCONS

2018-09-16 00:11:42 UTC

It's just a shame that society looks down at me each time I go to the park. AT LEAST IM NOT SOME SORT OF DEGENERATE WHACKING OFF TO PORN

2018-09-16 00:15:16 UTC

jacking off in a park is degenerate. humans arnt the only things there so its technically similar to bestiality. IN UTERO MASTERBATION IS THE ONLY PURE WAY

2018-09-16 00:17:40 UTC

but jacking off means a dude is jacking you off and that would be gay

2018-09-16 00:19:53 UTC

well we havent established being gay as degenerate

2018-09-16 00:21:44 UTC

also if you become a furry when your a child and then grow up as an adult furry, have you become degenerate and then generated?

2018-09-16 00:22:22 UTC

but clearly you havent generated as much as someone who isint a furry, nor regenerated which is what happens when you stopped being a furry

2018-09-16 00:28:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490680348976349184/41751601_1944413472248266_4856239162749091840_n.png

2018-09-16 00:29:56 UTC

miitopia in a nutshell

2018-09-16 00:39:10 UTC

Must be part of the 30 Bananas a Day tribe.

2018-09-16 00:43:27 UTC

Itโ€™s probably Islamic terrorists trying to make a nuke.

2018-09-16 00:44:33 UTC

These bananas are ruining my groove

2018-09-16 00:46:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490684977634344961/41869770_2101963293399309_7634868126047272960_n.png

2018-09-16 00:48:50 UTC

```jacking off to any porn is degenerate```

2018-09-16 00:48:51 UTC

Okay.

2018-09-16 00:49:02 UTC

This is like being called a scoundrel

2018-09-16 00:49:05 UTC

Or rapscallion

2018-09-16 00:49:14 UTC

Except the person expects you to give a shit this time.

2018-09-16 00:49:41 UTC

If we don't run in the same silly meme circles, how is this name meant to sting at all?

2018-09-16 00:50:36 UTC

are you autistic?

2018-09-16 00:50:47 UTC

ARE YOU AUTISTIC?! XD TEE HEE

2018-09-16 00:50:58 UTC

no i mean literally

2018-09-16 00:51:16 UTC

Do you have anything to say that isn't someone else's line handfed to you?

2018-09-16 00:51:23 UTC

Say something not hack.

2018-09-16 00:51:23 UTC

you dont recognize sarcasm

2018-09-16 00:51:53 UTC

9_9 How is it sarcasm when it's just word for word what people actually think

2018-09-16 00:52:02 UTC

maybe your a bot

2018-09-16 00:52:06 UTC

*you're

2018-09-16 00:52:09 UTC

You moron.

2018-09-16 00:52:25 UTC

i talked to that one facebook bot once and it was a lot like you

2018-09-16 00:52:51 UTC

Going on facebook is degenerate

2018-09-16 00:52:54 UTC

Are you autistic?

2018-09-16 00:52:57 UTC

I mean literally.

2018-09-16 00:53:08 UTC

I'm autistic, what of it?

2018-09-16 00:54:13 UTC

it had to always get the last line and then it also tended to respond in highly energetic but simplistic statements

2018-09-16 00:54:34 UTC

like its entire purpose was to say words but not actually have a meaningful conversation

2018-09-16 00:55:05 UTC

risotto could you tell i was being sarcastic earlier?

2018-09-16 00:55:28 UTC

Yeah

2018-09-16 00:55:47 UTC

I've been on the internet for 69 years

2018-09-16 00:56:03 UTC

maybe miss scribblehatch just hasent ever met a human before

2018-09-16 00:57:10 UTC

its a shame really, they seem to have a lot of pepper energy and likes to draw

2018-09-16 00:58:10 UTC

watch out for Risotto, they are part of the ANIME MAFIA TM

2018-09-16 00:58:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490688000481689610/1533793535845.png

2018-09-16 00:59:28 UTC

ANCIENT

2018-09-16 00:59:31 UTC

MEME

2018-09-16 00:59:45 UTC

had to scrounge the derelicts for that one

2018-09-16 00:59:46 UTC

i like old memes

2018-09-16 00:59:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490688257517027361/Mgrthreadbringitonyoucandyasses_6504081e2d6ffa624b9c9ef06569e81f.png

2018-09-16 01:00:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490688432117645312/fuBwvmZ.jpg

2018-09-16 01:00:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490688500375748618/1514074016814.gif

2018-09-16 01:01:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490688634417053706/hththt.gif

2018-09-16 01:01:41 UTC

ew germs

2018-09-16 01:01:54 UTC

ew



japanese

2018-09-16 01:01:57 UTC

poor lizard

2018-09-16 01:04:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490689416025866270/1537059673147.webm

2018-09-16 01:05:14 UTC

"why arent women motocross riders paid the same as the men?" ๐Ÿค”

2018-09-16 01:06:27 UTC

god i wish i wasnt a lazy pos and that sony vegas would merge webms and music

2018-09-16 01:06:34 UTC

that fits perfect

2018-09-16 01:07:09 UTC

That might be better

2018-09-16 01:07:52 UTC

this cvould be the start of a beautiful friendship"

2018-09-16 01:11:09 UTC

I should try to get Vegas in a humble bundle, I managed to get Acid Pro that way

2018-09-16 01:12:01 UTC

ugh

2018-09-16 01:12:02 UTC

so

2018-09-16 01:12:13 UTC

vegas sucks because it cant figure out what webms are

2018-09-16 01:12:28 UTC

and then you convert the webm to a filetype it should recognize

2018-09-16 01:12:34 UTC

and it still doesnt know what it is

2018-09-16 01:16:44 UTC

i give up

2018-09-16 01:16:49 UTC

*flips desk*

2018-09-16 01:54:54 UTC

kys

2018-09-16 01:54:59 UTC

Nothing personal

2018-09-16 01:59:55 UTC

```1. No personal threats, harassment, or other attacks
```

2018-09-16 02:18:16 UTC

whats threatening about kenya yacht schools?

2018-09-16 02:21:34 UTC

*black people*

2018-09-16 02:52:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490716643098624000/unknown.png

2018-09-16 02:56:41 UTC

it's ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป to keep the ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป emoji

2018-09-16 03:05:14 UTC

i dont think we will lose it on discord

2018-09-16 03:06:54 UTC

discord's already been labeled as alt right, so probably not

2018-09-16 03:08:41 UTC

i mean we still have gunz

2018-09-16 03:08:46 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-09-16 03:19:37 UTC

You have a water pistol emoji @Arch-Fiend
Remember to stock up on yo gun emoticons:

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2018-09-16 03:21:57 UTC

er its not a water pistol on my end

2018-09-16 03:25:33 UTC

I sexually Identify as Johny. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of eating lollipops with chiya and lying to papa about eating sugar. People say to me that a person being Johny is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but to that I say, "no papa". I'm having a plastic surgeon shrink me down to the size of a baby, severely elongate my arms and make my head the size of a fucking beach ball. From now on I want you guys to always follow my name with "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo and respect my right to If you can't accept me you're a Johnyphobe and need to check your papa privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

2018-09-16 03:26:42 UTC

Nice

2018-09-16 03:40:32 UTC

wait a fucking second
๐Ÿ”ซ

@da britian you see a water pistol?

...do you live in the EU?

2018-09-16 03:48:46 UTC

iPhone m8, though it aint the same on the PC discord app.

2018-09-16 03:50:03 UTC

huh, you're right

mobile discord uses a water pistol instead of a revolver

2018-09-16 03:50:06 UTC

weird

2018-09-16 04:35:54 UTC

probably a requirement by phone providers because those guys went gay way before the rest of the internet

2018-09-16 04:37:11 UTC

Imagine how many hundreds of school shootings could have been prevented if they had changed the pistol emoji into a water gun sooner

2018-09-16 04:54:30 UTC

I said it wasn't personal ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ

2018-09-16 05:17:49 UTC

<:pistol:405927777917861889> <:gun:481557393373790219> <:gun_classic:449298845122297856>

2018-09-16 05:48:30 UTC

Post more of that lewd shit

2018-09-16 05:51:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490761532943106048/image0.jpg

2018-09-16 06:01:58 UTC

))<>((

2018-09-16 06:17:42 UTC

Forever

2018-09-16 10:58:27 UTC
2018-09-16 12:00:44 UTC

Comment on Veehs video about Orban's responce to the EU over sanctions for not allowing themselves to be enriched.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490854551994499072/VeeHugary.PNG

2018-09-16 12:34:08 UTC

god emperor Trump in hes wrath sends hurricanes

2018-09-16 13:00:31 UTC

Sorry if I'm late to the party but has this been done yet?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490869595205402644/TimDrakeFlat.png

2018-09-16 13:25:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490875932249292801/1536899448557.png

2018-09-16 14:31:46 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ \๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-09-16 14:32:33 UTC

the discord emoji is still a revolver, but the unicode piece seems to be a water gun, at least on win10

2018-09-16 15:00:52 UTC

Looks like a ray gun here

2018-09-16 15:00:55 UTC

On windows 7

2018-09-16 17:04:43 UTC

Looks like a water pistol on iPad Discord app

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490931051733188618/image0.png

2018-09-16 17:06:13 UTC

>light mode

2018-09-16 17:06:35 UTC

Yep

2018-09-16 17:06:59 UTC

<:timcat:463067464016855040>

2018-09-16 17:13:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490933137514299412/cccfff.PNG

2018-09-16 17:17:57 UTC

The big question is. Why do I only see one firearm emoji whereas you see two?

2018-09-16 17:20:22 UTC

I just checked my discord setting, nowhere is there a โ€œfamily filterโ€

2018-09-16 17:31:44 UTC

Not that I can see. That's bad. ๐Ÿ˜”

2018-09-16 17:42:12 UTC

hang on

2018-09-16 17:42:29 UTC

lemme turn off my VPN and check again, maybe it's a regional thing?

2018-09-16 17:42:44 UTC

nope

2018-09-16 17:42:54 UTC

that's a definitive "both" from Krautland

2018-09-16 17:44:01 UTC

Booting up win pc ...

2018-09-16 17:44:40 UTC

I didn't know you were German. Thought you were a Yank from the gun talk you do,

2018-09-16 17:44:50 UTC

Trying to be

2018-09-16 17:44:57 UTC

Two more years.

2018-09-16 17:45:28 UTC

its is an apple thing, the firearm emoji is displayed in Win Discord app

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490941307389214750/unknown.png

2018-09-16 17:45:57 UTC

Nuke Silicon Valley tbh

2018-09-16 17:46:03 UTC

>light mode

2018-09-16 17:46:07 UTC

@Poppy Rider don't worry I won't vote Dem

2018-09-16 17:46:13 UTC

My eyes

2018-09-16 17:46:18 UTC

lol

2018-09-16 17:46:55 UTC

Fuk apple.

2018-09-16 17:48:00 UTC

Android masterrace anyone?

2018-09-16 17:48:14 UTC

don't even have a smart phone.

2018-09-16 17:48:39 UTC

Android masterrace checking in

2018-09-16 17:48:40 UTC

Ah. Must be great

2018-09-16 17:48:49 UTC

but trying to move to no smartphone

2018-09-16 17:48:50 UTC

Hail Droid!

2018-09-16 17:49:21 UTC

Right now it is my internet connection so I am stuck with the phablet

2018-09-16 17:49:30 UTC

Android and dark theme

2018-09-16 17:49:41 UTC

Found an old Nokia at a flea market for $5, works fine and I know that model, so I'll prolly stick a prepaid card in there and use that for actual phone things

2018-09-16 17:50:35 UTC

Benefit being infinite battery and no distractions

2018-09-16 17:51:26 UTC

Prolly do the same

2018-09-16 17:52:57 UTC

Minor problem: Didn't come with a charger.

2018-09-16 17:53:07 UTC

And it's old enough to not be a micro USB

2018-09-16 17:53:27 UTC

so I might literally spend more on a charger than the entire phone

2018-09-16 17:54:13 UTC

how much is a micro USB cord and plug?

2018-09-16 17:54:27 UTC

Like $5 for the really cheap ones

2018-09-16 17:54:34 UTC

but this doesn't use that

2018-09-16 17:54:55 UTC

Dunno what it uses. Looks like a 3.5mm jack.

2018-09-16 17:55:31 UTC

Do they make those in charger?

2018-09-16 17:55:53 UTC

Prolly look it up if you know the make and model.

2018-09-16 17:57:42 UTC

3310 classic, apparently

2018-09-16 17:58:29 UTC

Says it hasn't got a 3.5mm jack, so the charger can't be that

2018-09-16 18:00:56 UTC

good news: found a charger on ebay

2018-09-16 18:01:06 UTC

bad news: foreign plug ._.

2018-09-16 18:01:45 UTC

Ha ha

2018-09-16 18:02:27 UTC

I mean, mains adapters are cheap enough

2018-09-16 18:02:30 UTC

but seriously?

2018-09-16 18:09:11 UTC

ooh, found an EU plug

2018-09-16 18:09:27 UTC

$15 ._.

2018-09-16 18:09:47 UTC

yep, paying more for the charger than the phone

2018-09-16 18:11:59 UTC

Isn't it always the way

2018-09-16 18:28:36 UTC

Its like 25-30 bucks for a 32 prong charger

2018-09-16 18:29:08 UTC

So i treat mine like a god so i dont have to replace it

2018-09-16 18:30:26 UTC

...32 prong charger?

2018-09-16 18:38:28 UTC

USB-๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ is just shitty USB-C change my mind

2018-09-16 18:43:39 UTC

If you post a Tumblr meme I hope you wake up to your dog being crucified and then you get deported to some shithole in the wastelands of the Middle East

2018-09-16 19:09:35 UTC

Please excuse my autism

2018-09-16 19:09:42 UTC

30* pin*

2018-09-16 19:10:52 UTC

still don't actually know what that is

2018-09-16 19:11:03 UTC

I didn't study cableology

2018-09-16 19:11:24 UTC

It is another way of naming the USB connectors

2018-09-16 19:12:10 UTC

No

2018-09-16 19:12:15 UTC

It's the right way

2018-09-16 19:12:17 UTC

Cuck

2018-09-16 19:12:42 UTC

Just get your CompTIA A+ tbh if you're not a boomer it should be easy

2018-09-16 20:11:52 UTC

Delete this

2018-09-16 20:11:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490978176135200803/uNIvn9d.jpg

2018-09-16 21:02:13 UTC

Just saw this donald trump tweet in another discord, is real or fake?

2018-09-16 21:03:39 UTC

on the off chance you're not joking

2018-09-16 21:03:48 UTC

look at that font, then look at Twitter's font

2018-09-16 21:04:02 UTC

Gotcha

2018-09-16 21:04:26 UTC

I donโ€™t twitter, do thanks

2018-09-16 21:08:24 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธoi

2018-09-16 21:08:45 UTC

You couldn't tell by the highlight?

2018-09-16 21:10:33 UTC

THANOS TRUMP THANOS TRUMP THANOS TRUMP

2018-09-16 21:26:28 UTC

Yeah, that's fake. Trump read the original comic already.

2018-09-16 21:32:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/490998415388573696/DnO_-4bWwAQpUQm.png

2018-09-16 21:38:41 UTC

ay yo dcf where u at

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