You can change directions while dashing so that helps.

So much

and i had the *gray* light gun, not that blasphemous orange shit

awww yeah grey zapper for life

Did you know that the NES duck hunt isn't the first duck hunt?

i could play Hogan's Alley all day

was there a duck hunt arcade cab? i can't remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaUmcG3iors

it's a projector game

oh i seen someone cover that in a video before

wow that looks awful

so loud omg

Also: No discussion of Duck Hunt can be complete without the reminder that you can plug a controller into player 2 to let someone else control the duck's movement

Did you know that Earthbound is the same way

2nd controller can control movement too for some reason...

But that means you have to unplug the controller to convince your little brother that he's playing when it's really you

ofc

FF6 is also multiplayer.

You can set certain characters in combat to be controlled by 2p

But that's about it.

Yoshi's Safari is multiplayer a bit

Controlling Yoshi does help a little.

Especially if someone else is doing it.

Yoshi's Safari doesn't exist. Just like Yoshi for the NES.

--Now why are you bagging on Yoshi's Safari

Why are people retroactively saying the Super Scope sucked

It wasn't a bad toy.

The battery life was just..abysmal.

4 AA batteries, and you killed them in 2 hours.

Not saying it's bad, just that it doesn't exist, because no one has ever heard of it. Everyone knows that the first and only Yoshi games were SMW and SMW2

Besides who could say the super scope sucks when BATTLE CLASH exists?

Despite how good that game is

Metal Combat is far better.

Going to the other planets was hype.

That looks awesome

The director of those two games was the very guy who invented the Gameboy.

Why do Americans consider cunt such a taboo word

I dunno, more people look for a way to be offended here. Cunt is a easy one for that imo

Too be honest, I watch too much yogscast. I didnt know some people called "poon". Offensive, its another word for cunt apparently.

I just thought it was a funny way to shorten harpoon.

Also, yeah, its also offwnsive in nz. Too bad, I spent alot of my time with aussies

That's true but it's been like the most taboo of taboo for ages

Dunno, like people dont consider dick or johnson offensive.

Is this one of those parody group?

It screams parody, like beverly hills antifa.

If it’s a parody they did a really well even going as far as to buy shirts and stuff.

Ill keep hoping. But yeah.. those jackets sure dont look cheap.

I remember them posting a pic of an "antifa" taped to a stop sign.

The beverly hills one

Still its probably a really dediecated group

```Why do Americans consider cunt such a taboo word``` It's ALL women.

And they act bizarre about it

Like we'll just be throwing offensive words at each other

And then cunt is said

"--!!"

"You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that."

And you ask them "Why"

"It's different."

And that is literally the most explanation you'll ever get.

Meaning: They don't know why they find it offensive aside from sheer social osmosis.

But they do, so.. It's your job now, not to say it!

It's either you stop saying a word, or THEY become intelligent.

And we know which one won't happen, so there you go.

Now to think about it, I havent met a woman who found it offensive in a one on one convo.

https://twitter.com/GeniusDyche/status/1029909441389490179

Science fact

Checkmate, atheists

https://kotaku.com/cops-show-up-at-popular-youtubers-door-looking-for-his-1828403897

All the leftists trying to ban butane torchs.

The comments in that article are just bitching about Elon having money. “No one needs a billion dollars.”

I mean its kotaku

They bitched when polygon and kotaku were banned from bethseda events for breaking ToC

Or was it sony events...

Ha, true. I shouldn’t be expecting so much from people who read this garbage.

In other news, I found out muselk received money from the aussie air force

What?!

To promote their airforce

I found out how?

When they announced that they dropped their support for him for a joke he made a few years ago

Specifically, his vid on bastion gameplay

Ironically, vid was called racist bastion all cPs

I’m stunned, used to watch him when he did TF2 stuff

The article aslo mentioned him pointing at a female char calling her the face of cancer

You get one guess what overwatch char that was

Hmm symmetra?

Or Tracer

Mei

I guess cancer is inaccurate

Mei is aids

Yeah, Mei is pretty annoying

Still this was news to me. They also dropped support of abother aussie youtuber but his name escapes me.

Still this is the aus millitary we are talking about.

Hell, I betthe nz has bigger badasses than the aus millitary.

Probably, although the main use for the Aussie military is Emu defense forces

Shit im trying to find the artice..

Funny thing, rhe civs did a better job than the millitary

When the mil offered bounties

After giving up

If anyone can confirm

But was it true that the aus millitary basically cut recruitment until they could get in more women?

yes

and police force

@CreativeRealms Watch out dude, the weebs are going to overcome the 160,000,000+ freedom loving, gun owning Americans.

LOL They have more chance going for Australia considering my country seems to roll over for these fucking idiots

#notallspoons

#spoonofpeace

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/307235032362385408/480066079285051403/GfW52JQ4elZZz1d_UOjhq19T1Yl_UXmYfClaUisy264.png?width=494&height=494

That one is pretty good

rightttt? 😂

https://local.theonion.com/new-workplace-diversity-initiative-kills-one-white-empl-1823765187

The sad part is that there are people on the CRTL-Left that think that is a good plan

dunno if this was posted here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53tzMV9OmvY

https://variety.com/2018/digital/news/twitter-periscope-blocks-infowars-alex-jones-1202906216/

Why is no one discussing this?

It came up and was talked about yesterday

hmm..

One of the scarriest things I came across was an essay that (was banned and purged) stated that the scarriest thing about Hitler was that he could have been nothing more than a foot note in Art History. And here is one of the sourceses https://bangordailynews.com/2014/11/22/living/hitler-watercolor-fetches-161000-at-nuremberg-auction/

is gab.ai down?

Might be, did Visa order it purged?

this is getting out of hand

Nothing on Gab's twitter account, though it's possible they're prevented from saying anything.

Wouldn't put it past Azure to give them the boot.

if people start switching platforms

subscriptions and follows will have no value

It isn't enough to isolate yourself in an echo chamber, the CRTL-Left wants to isolate everyone in their echo chamber and keep the peasants from hearing anything that could question "The Narrative!"

social media doesn't survive for 2 years if that does happen

there's a big opportunity here though

for alternative platforms

twitter and facebook are already eating sand on the last months, profit is going down

Looks like gab.ai is still there it's just very slow to respond. Possible DDoS?

it doesn't load for me

http://puu.sh/BfTxc.png

Good.

Do they remember when NEO-NAZIs were actually going around killing people? That pretty much stopped being a thing when (Slick Willy) Clinton left office.

Remember when pokemon was good? They weren't just covered in spikes and stripes with crazy colors.

is that bait?

I've yet to enjoy a pokemon game more than White 2

the image is a photoshop of gen1

:vomit:

Ready to start a hate mob?

gen 5 was my least favorite generation ever

I always hated pokemon!

black & white sucked

I only played gen1 and 2

it was great

gen 2 was easily the best

I've never played original B&W

I hated all the Pokemon games

gen 4 had the best competitive meta IMO

gen 5 was where everything went downhill

Gen 2 had a lot of cool stuff in it, but it barely added any pokemon and the ones that it did had godawful stats

pokemon with awful designs have existed in every generation. That said, not every generation is equal

racism!

Not to mention the single player had some serious issues. You still dealt with level 20 wild pokemon near the final gym

Mr. Mime, Jinx, Voltorb...

Voltorb is an interesting take on mimics in a game where a pokeball is a chest

and some really dumb evolutions where you just add more pokemon. Magnemite, Dugtrio

not to mention a nice visual pun

gen 6 & 7 both added less pokemon than gen 2, and gen 4 only added 7 more

I think the biggest problem with the series is diminishing returns
White 2 was the first one I played, and my favorites are almost exactly in line with the order I played them in to the point of not even leaving Sun & Moon's first island

Hmm It seems getting Pasionate fanbases to attack you is a lot harder than the media says it is.

tons of pokemon added in Gen 2 became competitive staples with good stats too

no

what besides ttar?

Blissy, Forretress, Heraross, Miltank, Steelix, Skarmory

Ok yeah that's true

@Khanclansith what do you mean?

but the rest basically suck

That said, the gen 3 remakes and Platinum are much higher on my list favorably than chronologically

Umbreon, Proygon2, Suicune

Mistreavous was playable in Gen 2

Like so many of them are basically unusable and it makes me sad

I just want Ledeon to be good. He's so cool

Here I am claiming all Pokemon games suck and rather than trying to lynch me like the media says toxic fanbases do, they are all ignoring me while going on about which games they preffer @.B

gen 2 competitive teams were a good 50/50 mix of gen 1 and 2 mons

HAHAHHAHHA

Gen 2 was a bit of a stallfest because of how EVs worked

stall is love, stall is life

That's a big part of them adding in entry hazards in 3

Well, ignoring people that aren't saying anything productive is usual

Spikes were added in gen 2

some meta discussions are just avoidable too

RIP Khan, your b8 sucked

As much as people complain about the games all being the same the games did a good job at adding new mechanics each gen

every game changed the competitive scene quite a bit

I just didn't like what the competitive scene became with gen 5 onwards

Gen 4 was the last great pokemon meta imo

I think from best to worst I'd rank White 2, Omega Ruby, Alpha Sapphire, Black 2, Platinum, Heart Gold, Y, X, all the ones I haven't played, GO, Moon, Sun

I liked gen 5 the best as long as you avoid OU

(also I don't do competitive so that isn't factoring into my rankings)

4 added the very best change though with the phys/special split. No question about that

the split was amazing

but the cancer that was weather teams plagued gen 5 imo

weather & baton pass was just objectively stronger than everything else in the game

That's why you just didn't play OU

that shit was still a plague in UU

the only difference were the mons used

I still say that megaevos while a nice attempt at bringing old pokemon into viability were a mistake. They brought too much focus onto a very small amount of pokemon to build your team around

then there was the spam dragons & steel types meta cancer that required adding the Fairy type to even fix

Pokemon *Bank* was more fun than Pokemon Sun

That was always an issue with those types being overpowered. It was an inevitability that as they added more every game it would be a problem

eh, the only problematic dragons prior to gen 5 were Garchomp & Salamance

and Salamance only became problematic once he got access to better moves in the Heart Gold Soul Silver meta

oh yeah that Gamecube one was pretty all right
the one where you could Team Rocket other people's mons

Colusseum, I think

it was Coliseum and XD: Gale of Darkness

I preferred XD

I didn't like that literally everything was a double battle in Coliseum

Kicking Drumpf of twitter update! 0 dollars today!

the fact they think they'll get a billion dollars is hilarious

though I must admit

this is a great scam venture

considering what they've already con'd people out of

im impressed that they have 90K

only 1 billion?

I'm not. I just assume that's 90k trump haters willing to part with $1

is twitter really worth less than that?

look how many of them will come out to protest

i bet this is a site where they keep the money even if they don't reach their goal

all you need to do is show up to an anti trump protest and show the site and ask for a dollar

you could probably get to 90k easily

https://twitter.com/hashtag/thanksscottbaio?src=hash

I deleted my account, but it was "#ThanksScottBaio for the anilingus you gave me during a funeral"

https://youtu.be/pT9Hyt06lsQ

Alex is claiming they will do a false flag against themselves

A terrorist attack agaisnt the media and blame him for it

It doesn't sound that improbable after reading some articles

They clearly labeled him as a domestic terrorist

With no quote or source

Seems unnecessary given that their unpersoning campaign is proceeding virtually unopposed. Why resort to violence and take such a risk when they can just continue banning everyone they want from every platform they want?

Imagine how easy it would be to convince people he's calling for violence with a deepfake. Even if people could easily prove it was fake that would cause a lot of damage and be a strong tool for arguing for a controlled press.

_OwO_

Lmao

Can't post in general because discord porn filter

GRR DERRNALD DRAMPF