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2018-08-02 17:17:47 UTC

Christianity is a jewish plot

2018-08-02 17:18:06 UTC

wait, marx was an atheist, atheism is a jewish plot

2018-08-02 17:20:46 UTC

Everything is a Jewish plot

2018-08-02 17:21:55 UTC

the extinction of the dinosaurs was a jewish plot

2018-08-02 17:27:50 UTC

#getwoke #staywoke

2018-08-02 17:30:33 UTC

#bleedmoney #gobroke

2018-08-02 17:31:35 UTC

I dont know anything anymore

2018-08-02 17:41:12 UTC

Judeism is a jewish plot

2018-08-02 17:41:22 UTC

Judeism was a plot by the Jedi!

2018-08-02 18:00:04 UTC

Well, @.B, I can say with confidence that American Universities have been quietly implementing affirmative action in favor of boys for over a decade now.

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/23/opinion/to-all-the-girls-ive-rejected.html

They can't really do much publicly because their hands are tied by the feminists who demand more and more tribute. So they instead end up focusing on the STEM fields and apply affirmative action there (for women) and add more women-only programs.

Meanwhile, the admissions departments at mid-level schools are wringing their hands trying to increase male recruitment (and they then go create programs on "Toxic Masculinity" because if gender studies helped women, it *must* be able to help men, right?)

The academics lack the spine to stand up to the feminists and are all hard-left. Some are consistent though.

Just in case you needed to be even more confused.

2018-08-02 18:00:12 UTC

`i see through the lies of the jewdi`

2018-08-02 18:00:29 UTC

-adolf skywalker

2018-08-02 18:04:51 UTC

>The reality is that because young men are rarer, they're more valued applicants. Today, two-thirds of colleges and universities report that they get more female than male applicants

2018-08-02 18:04:59 UTC

U got a license to carry trash m8

2018-08-02 18:05:18 UTC

well.. even if it happens, I highly doubt it is relevant in reversing the trend

2018-08-02 18:06:10 UTC

>In the meantime, I'm sending out waitlist and rejection letters for nearly 3,000 students. Unfortunately, a majority of them will be female, young women just like my daughter.
**If more females apply, more females are rejected**

2018-08-02 18:06:59 UTC

This opinion article sounds like a biased mother complaining that her daughter failed

2018-08-02 18:07:15 UTC

or am I being too judgemental?

2018-08-02 18:07:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474639429735022592/CL8LpXv.png

2018-08-02 18:08:02 UTC

I've tried it, doesn't work

2018-08-02 18:08:14 UTC

You can't use your hand when it's numb and shit

2018-08-02 18:08:22 UTC

I've heard about a lot of people talk about it. I never tried it though

2018-08-02 18:08:24 UTC

Or maybe it just doesn't work for me

2018-08-02 18:08:47 UTC

Having the important intellectual conversations

2018-08-02 18:08:48 UTC

that's what I posted above @Arcturas

2018-08-02 18:09:15 UTC

Do you guys know how to make your own fleshlight

2018-08-02 18:09:55 UTC

can't he send them to court?

2018-08-02 18:10:02 UTC

after all "Trump" is a brand

2018-08-02 18:10:03 UTC

i remember seeing a few posts about how to once

2018-08-02 18:10:16 UTC

@Matt-Kill723 just buy one

2018-08-02 18:10:21 UTC

they are so fucking cheap

2018-08-02 18:10:45 UTC

I bought one, was less than 4 eurs

2018-08-02 18:11:03 UTC

I know, I did that already. I was wondering if you knew how to make one because I made a pretty good one that I thought was just as good as the one I bought

2018-08-02 18:11:34 UTC

I don't think it's worth the time or effort

2018-08-02 18:12:45 UTC

It wasn't hard

2018-08-02 18:12:55 UTC

I've seen ones about using corn starch and that didn't work

2018-08-02 18:12:57 UTC

At all

2018-08-02 18:13:07 UTC

My solution was a lot simpler

2018-08-02 18:15:48 UTC

>squeaky 13 year old voice "we need a porn chat for the lols so I can Say penis XDD"

2018-08-02 18:20:56 UTC

Excuse me what

2018-08-02 18:21:03 UTC

<:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

2018-08-02 18:23:57 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-08-02 18:26:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474644085617983488/image.jpg

2018-08-02 18:26:52 UTC

@.B That's one way to look at it. When I read it I felt like she was being more confessional and "I'm sorry" than whining her daughter didn't get in. Admin officers tend to write in really soppy tones

Affirmative Action is a sacred cow (possibly up as one of **the** most sacred cows) in academic circles. Her criticisms were couched at best.

2018-08-02 18:27:11 UTC

The shit that gets posted here is going to end me

2018-08-02 18:28:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474644633016729611/image.png

2018-08-02 18:28:30 UTC

Introducing a new kind of special snowflake

2018-08-02 18:28:42 UTC

99% sure you haven't seen this before

2018-08-02 18:28:47 UTC

So you're welcome

2018-08-02 18:29:27 UTC

Bruh i tell you what

2018-08-02 18:35:16 UTC

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2018-08-02 18:38:23 UTC
2018-08-02 18:38:27 UTC

Wow Google

2018-08-02 18:38:29 UTC

WOW

2018-08-02 18:38:41 UTC

did this really had to be asked for an app review?

2018-08-02 18:39:33 UTC

@.B From that article you were talking about
Yes, of course, these talented young women will all find fine places to attend college -- Maddie has four acceptance letters in hand -- but it doesn't dilute the disappointment they will feel when they receive a rejection or waitlist offer.

2018-08-02 18:44:17 UTC

Not sure where you are going with that

2018-08-02 18:44:32 UTC

doesn't it happen to men also? isn't this just an example?

2018-08-02 18:53:03 UTC

Made by yours truly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474650860303941637/image.jpg

2018-08-02 21:12:23 UTC

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2018-08-02 21:12:27 UTC

๐Ÿ˜

2018-08-02 21:19:52 UTC

my favorite person on twitter

2018-08-02 21:26:46 UTC

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2018-08-02 21:39:13 UTC

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2018-08-02 21:39:43 UTC

fake af

2018-08-02 22:03:44 UTC

Yeh

2018-08-03 01:30:59 UTC

I'll continue the topic and post another fake one too

2018-08-03 01:31:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474751013077647380/1533240404253.jpg

2018-08-03 01:58:22 UTC

ron's creamy surprise

2018-08-03 02:00:10 UTC

Welp it might be time to ditch the UN

2018-08-03 02:00:27 UTC

the experiment is failing abort now

2018-08-03 02:07:21 UTC

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2018-08-03 04:48:42 UTC

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2018-08-03 05:02:09 UTC

Love that one.

2018-08-03 05:45:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474815119008727040/Screenshot_20180730-174702.jpg

2018-08-03 06:26:25 UTC

Puts up a picture of trumps throat being savagely slit "yeh but people are responding with such anger wanting for my gallery to go up inflames with my family" .... oblivious much

2018-08-03 06:29:51 UTC

It'd be blasphemy to paint that for Obama

2018-08-03 06:32:24 UTC

Alex Jones and Aqua. Never thought to see them in one image.

2018-08-03 06:33:33 UTC

They are both connoisseurs of fine wine @scaryred24

2018-08-03 06:33:50 UTC

True.

2018-08-03 06:34:04 UTC

But one will not puke everywhere.

2018-08-03 06:34:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474827462912770060/kono_subarashii_sekai_ni_shukufuku_wo___rainbow_pu_by_gifinterest-d9o6ykc.gif

2018-08-03 08:30:34 UTC

Anyone else getting softcore gay porn ads while browsing YouTube on their phone, or is it just me 0_0

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/474856591577972736/image.png

2018-08-03 11:08:05 UTC

Donut Operator, good taste

2018-08-03 11:47:53 UTC

CNN is victimizing it self

2018-08-03 11:47:56 UTC

cunts

2018-08-03 12:00:45 UTC

Playing the victim: last ditch strategy when you've been hoisted onto your own petard

2018-08-03 12:14:46 UTC

Media demands total control over news

2018-08-03 12:19:38 UTC

If MSM wants to stop "fake news", how come they're not shutting themselves down?

2018-08-03 12:19:44 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-08-03 12:29:00 UTC

@Dan V because they are the ministry of truth

2018-08-03 13:49:48 UTC

@Pake That picture's gross. It's also disturbing that effigies of Obama were hanged and burned during his presidency.

2018-08-03 17:20:21 UTC

of course...

2018-08-03 17:32:18 UTC

God I love this slider

2018-08-03 21:41:44 UTC

@Crimsom Donut is a great channel

2018-08-03 21:50:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/475057896762376203/32169035_788067438053312_7926303634428526592_n.png

2018-08-03 21:54:21 UTC

i thought video games cause school shootings was more of a right wing thing

2018-08-03 21:55:32 UTC

Not exclusively. Depends on how grabby the lib in question is.

2018-08-03 21:56:13 UTC

This isn't that anyways, this is just a gay

2018-08-03 22:18:43 UTC

I think they are serious.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/475065004769673228/Capture.PNG

2018-08-03 22:28:22 UTC

The Left thinks video games cause sexism

2018-08-03 22:29:33 UTC

@Poppy Rider "that's not how you beat wahmen. Let me show you how to beat wahmen"

2018-08-03 22:30:49 UTC

@Dan V in reality they cause this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/475068047477178369/9uNrQi7A.jpeg

2018-08-03 22:31:08 UTC

...this is a NSFW channel, right?

2018-08-03 22:33:03 UTC

Correct

2018-08-03 22:33:24 UTC

This is why I don't video game anything past N64

2018-08-03 22:37:41 UTC

Don't like your girls male?

2018-08-03 22:38:03 UTC

the penis only makes it `gayer`

2018-08-03 22:39:17 UTC

I know, it's pretty bad

2018-08-03 22:39:30 UTC

It's 2016 and I prefer my women sans penis

2018-08-03 22:39:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/475070268180529163/e2c83628-d0aa-4fcd-b09f-15ddb8f46a27.jpg

2018-08-03 22:39:38 UTC

#shame ๐Ÿ™

2018-08-03 22:39:49 UTC

I think you're in CurrentYear-2

2018-08-03 22:40:04 UTC

I know what I wrote

2018-08-03 22:40:14 UTC

It's been 2016 for the past 2 years

2018-08-03 22:40:28 UTC

It's 1998 and Fish Women are hot.

2018-08-03 22:40:44 UTC

Fellas...you see Ariel swim up to you

2018-08-03 22:40:50 UTC

What do you do...

2018-08-03 22:41:01 UTC

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2018-08-03 22:41:29 UTC

I'll take fish woman over wahmen with dong

2018-08-03 22:41:39 UTC

@Dan V I tell the furry to fuck off

2018-08-03 22:43:07 UTC

Wrong. You ask for ID

2018-08-03 22:43:21 UTC

Because I think she's a young teen in that movie

2018-08-03 22:43:39 UTC

All the more reason to stay away

2018-08-03 22:44:17 UTC

You respect her and then tell her to come back when she's 18

2018-08-03 22:45:54 UTC

No. It's bad enough when regular whamen smell like fish

2018-08-03 22:46:15 UTC

I leave the ocean and find a girl (male)

2018-08-03 22:47:00 UTC

I don't know...Ariel sells her voice for some killer legs. So, she becomes human and can't nag you

2018-08-03 22:47:13 UTC

But she won't be your type due to her lack of peni

2018-08-03 22:50:56 UTC

It's not even that lack of penis isn't my type

2018-08-03 22:51:13 UTC

But those with penises have set a damn high standard

2018-08-03 22:53:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/475073760832258049/Screenshot_20180803-181214.jpg

2018-08-03 22:53:57 UTC

Ew

2018-08-03 22:57:44 UTC

Nasty

2018-08-03 22:58:01 UTC

Some people do the nasty. Some people do the nastier.

2018-08-03 22:58:41 UTC

Maybe if they spent less money on soy lattes they wouldnโ€™t need to reuse condoms.

2018-08-03 23:07:13 UTC

@propyne "men are better than wahmen at everything...including being wahmen"

2018-08-03 23:07:27 UTC

^

2018-08-03 23:07:58 UTC

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2018-08-03 23:12:07 UTC

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2018-08-03 23:13:04 UTC

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2018-08-04 08:38:27 UTC

that real?

2018-08-04 08:41:38 UTC

I presume so. It's coming from the imam and it's not April.

2018-08-04 08:49:10 UTC

Did not think it was that bad anywhere....
I mean politics aside are the people who enact such things all socially retarded?

2018-08-04 08:50:09 UTC

Because I am not the most socially able of people but wtf how do you make naming of privlege like this anthing but totaly uncomfortable for everyone involved

2018-08-04 09:38:37 UTC

Okay, I really feel like trolling really hard this pride

2018-08-04 09:39:58 UTC

I was sure ComputingForever had a vid involving Lauren about it

2018-08-04 09:40:07 UTC

Anyone in Sweden, stockholm, that feels like helping me out?
I got a kekistani flag and I thought, why not put up the kekistani flag over a prideflag somewhere (during night or so)

2018-08-04 09:40:09 UTC

Sharia compliance in Australia?

2018-08-04 09:40:18 UTC

Wat?

2018-08-04 09:40:49 UTC

Nah I was referring to CF's vid

2018-08-04 09:40:54 UTC

Oh

2018-08-04 09:40:59 UTC

Good luck with the Kekistani flag thing

2018-08-04 09:41:10 UTC

Youd probably get into alot of shit though, its not worth it

2018-08-04 09:41:21 UTC

Only if people know it was me

2018-08-04 09:42:12 UTC

I mean, the media flipped their shit some years ago when some people wanted those big pride flags but didn't know where to buy them, so they stole from huge flagpoles

2018-08-04 09:42:40 UTC

Next day it was, according to msm, nazis that stole the flags to dishonor pride or something

2018-08-04 09:42:41 UTC

Like the antibullying bracelets

2018-08-04 09:42:50 UTC

Some kids had their stolen since they went for lke 40$ each

2018-08-04 09:43:05 UTC

What the fuck? Where?

2018-08-04 09:43:20 UTC

In the US? THere was that anti bullying campaign

2018-08-04 09:43:30 UTC

Haven't heard of it

2018-08-04 09:43:44 UTC

Like the other anti drug campaigns or anything aimed at kids. It came out as cringy and out of touch

2018-08-04 09:44:15 UTC

I've seen thsoe x)\

2018-08-04 09:46:29 UTC

It was ages ago, and it was run when I was really young, but heard of it years ago

2018-08-04 09:46:33 UTC

Welp, if anyone in stockholm feels like trolling with me, hit me with that message.
Also, if you have been on sweddit perhaps you've heard of the circus nazi

2018-08-04 09:46:44 UTC

Youtube have those anti drug campains

2018-08-04 09:46:45 UTC

Everything is a nazi excuse me

2018-08-04 09:47:31 UTC

I always thought the "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" meme came from satire or was satire or so. Then I saw that on youtube xD

2018-08-04 09:47:49 UTC

I have definetely seen one on tv

2018-08-04 09:48:07 UTC

Ive seen stupid ads about not drinking and driving

2018-08-04 09:48:20 UTC

To be honest, whats that gonna do?

2018-08-04 09:48:52 UTC

Life hack: Use seatbelt as a bottle opener while driving ;-/)

2018-08-04 10:07:39 UTC

Dropped some serious truth about Communism in another discord.

2018-08-04 10:07:56 UTC

```BTW Let it be known to people who don't quite get why 'Anarcho-communism' is a thing, Communism actually DOES hold anarchist principles. Both call for the breakdown of government and heirarchy in their end goals. The abolition of an order as natural as heirarchy is the reason why a Dictatorship forms as a natural correction. The whole thing is in opposition to human nature and natural order itself.

Both Anarchy and Communism require the forceful elimination of dissenters in order to obtain a 'classless society'. That culling requires someone to execute the orders. That person given that power will not want to give it up. That person will be left out of check. Generally, the people who brought about the change to put that person in power are seen to be dangerous and removed as well. And ultimately, these nations fail. This is an observable pattern throughout history.

This is why the 'not real Communism' claim is both true, and deceptive. Communism on a national scale has NOT been achieved, because it will invariably fail in the attempt, after a murderous regime has been installed from the culling phase.```

2018-08-04 10:44:59 UTC

I am currently reading "Das Capital", I have read some other literature from Frederick Engels and probably Marx. I can tell you that if someone only reads "The Communist Manifesto" (I have read it) they have no clue whatsoever about what Marx or Frederick really wanted. For starters "The Communist Manifesto" is short, extremely short, 30 pages (60 but tiny pages and huge text font) and that is a summary of thousands of pages from literature and the impression it gives is pretty horrible. In "The Communist Manifesto" they say "We want to abolish the family", however, it is very out of context. A much better summary in todays world (considering that time periods also give contexts and I have no idea how it was back then) would be "We want all kids, regardless of parents or background, to have the same opportunities".

If you meet someone who likes "The Communist Manifesto" but hasn't read any other literature from Engels or Marx or done research or reading about it, you can almost be 100% that it is a mad/brainwashed person

2018-08-04 10:47:04 UTC

And what I wrote could be misinterpreted so if you gonna get anything from it then get the point, gonna need to add 1 page of text to make sure there is reasonable little misrepresentation of my example

2018-08-04 10:47:54 UTC

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2018-08-04 10:47:55 UTC

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2018-08-04 10:48:10 UTC

Sorry for wall of text, have memes

2018-08-04 11:13:47 UTC

That Australian nurse thing broke a few weeks ago, didn't it?

2018-08-04 13:38:22 UTC

WOW!

2018-08-04 14:04:07 UTC

How majestic.

2018-08-04 14:39:44 UTC

Checkmate Atheists!

2018-08-04 15:04:39 UTC

Checkmate Alt-Right!

2018-08-04 17:32:43 UTC

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2018-08-04 17:34:08 UTC

When you realize that's likely no coincidence, and that the logo likely predates the movie but postdates the book.

2018-08-04 17:52:02 UTC

Some people read 1984 and think it is a cautionary tale. Other read it and see it as a guidebook

2018-08-04 17:52:16 UTC

Id say the same about rules for radicals

2018-08-04 18:01:23 UTC

So, that would mean that the handshaking logo has been a socialist logo before even 1984 was written.

2018-08-04 18:02:46 UTC

The thing is, Leftists actually think they're the heroes in 1984. Somehow they miss the English Socialism aspect and assume it to be fascism.

2018-08-04 18:02:56 UTC

I know this from experience with leftists.

2018-08-04 18:03:13 UTC

The Nazis weren't the first ones to use the Swastika to mean longevity, but people who still use it aren't looked on favorably.

2018-08-04 18:04:02 UTC

At least not in the US. Even the National Socialist Movement changed it's logo from the Swastika.

2018-08-04 18:04:29 UTC

Litteral Nazis don't use the Nazis icon.

2018-08-04 18:06:14 UTC

I do like Kyle.

2018-08-04 18:07:11 UTC

Look just because their toasters kill people, doesn't mean they don't make good toast.

2018-08-04 18:08:51 UTC

Also just because they make munitions doesn't mean they use the things. Kyle is special sometimes.

2018-08-04 18:09:39 UTC

I do, too, Poppy.

2018-08-04 18:12:28 UTC

Don't get me wrong, I marvel at the ingenuity of weapons manufacture. I love going to the air show and seeing the most advanced killing machines ever constructed. Then I sit back and thank Bog I'm not in Iraq.

2018-08-04 18:13:06 UTC

Death delivered from 30,000 feet.

2018-08-04 18:13:15 UTC

Okay, but they don't JUST make weapons.

2018-08-04 18:13:53 UTC

I know. And I know alot of good comes out of the R&D but still, let's not say they are curing cancer.

2018-08-04 18:14:24 UTC

They make radars, they make communication equipment, they don't cyber security contracting. They do all kinds of non violent things.

2018-08-04 18:14:29 UTC

R&D is the only thing that war is for tbh

2018-08-04 18:15:21 UTC

I don't know about that. I think war makes the R&D go faster, I don't know if it's always good for it.

2018-08-04 18:15:25 UTC

It just directs it.

2018-08-04 18:15:27 UTC

Yes, from the military budget. It is being doen to make killing ppl easier.

2018-08-04 18:16:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/475366330292240384/orwell.PNG

2018-08-04 18:16:29 UTC

I almost got hired by Raytheon to do cyber security for a healthcare organization.

2018-08-04 18:16:37 UTC

I don't. With out having a hoard of ppl at your gate scream for your death you wont think of somethings.

2018-08-04 18:16:42 UTC

They don't just do stuff for the military.

2018-08-04 18:18:06 UTC

I know. But that is where a lot of there work is based.

2018-08-04 18:18:20 UTC

Where did he support demsoc?

2018-08-04 18:18:25 UTC

"democratic socialism, as I understand it"

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