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Lookism - because "my body my choice" is bad now
I didn't get to choose that a rag like Huffpost is talking about it.
But I think it is pretty well fucked that we judge people by the way they look *all the time* and it's encouraged
Colbert does it. Audience applauds.
Despite how every storybook preaches the exact opposite of this horseshit.
And despite it being fiction, it makes perfect sense.
Women want a man who looks like they can provide for them and protect them. Men want a woman who looks like they can produce offspring.
It's something the human species has done to survive for millennia. We're born this way, why do we have to change?
Well
What the FUCK does looking like you can provide, look like
We don't punch animals anymore.
But of course, if you're gay, you can't change because something something
You're right
And another thing
Wanting men tall, is wanting men with a shorter lifespan.
But that instinct is still there
It's demonstrably holding the species back.
I don't know if women want tall men as a rule. Isn't the average height for a Male like 5'9"?
It varies country by country.
That's not super tall
I guess
It would be fine if they wanted men to be taller than THEM
But lately, that hasn't been the bar.
They want men taller than them IN HEELS
Women are generally shorter than men
And they will not negotiate on this.
Then those women will have a harder time finding a mate
There's this excellent video that demonstrates everything wrong with the courtship scene right now.
Sucks for them
And I do mean everything.
Watching it now
She's *awful.*
And very very standard.
She does sound awful
But I don't know how representative she is
Maybe in metropolitan areas but probably not rural areas
Well, of the height thing. I know that's EXTREMELY normal.
I see that everywhere.
To have such a bare minimum.
Shes almost 26 and doesn't want kids for the next 7 years
That's crazy
I'm beginning to think that girls think men can gain height the same way they can lose weight.
It's much easier to lose weight than alter your height
o: Yes.
Possible is much easier than impossible.
Well, there's leg extensions
Which sound horrible
Oh I know which proceedure you mean
But not impossible
Her first deal breaker is that you don't like partying
Wtf
At least that involves a choice.
She doesn't want kids until she's 32
I don't begrudge anyone who makes a prerequisite out of a CHOICE.
Good luck trying to find a man at that age. They're all already fathers with other women
I mean I will call her a typical dumb WOOOOO girl.
Her standards make no sense
We need to have a pet before a kid. Wtf
Those are not the same thing
I think that scene was meant to show how sad single ladies in their late 20's/ early 30's are
You haven't had a little sister, have you
I do not have a little sister
It gets sadder as time goes, but it's NEVER not annoying.
From the moment it begins
It can fuck right off.. 😨
It also depends how the woman is raised and who her circle of friends are
Mostly depends*
Yeah that's where innocence goes to die.
she ruined it with the age thing
The homogenization of friends they meet in the outside world.
Everyone out there.. sucks.
I wouldn't say everyone sucks
Oh just the age thing? lol
But a lot suck
heck, her personality broke it from step 1 but that wasn't a question 😛
And it's your responsibility as a parent/guardian/older sibling to guide them
Well if you were able to get her alone, you could beat the stupid out of her.
But until she gives you that opportunity, yeah.
Her prerequisites are shite.
I would have banged her but then she opened her mouth lmao
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did she respond like that
YAAAAAAAAAAAA
Because millennial
Can't people just emote properly?
Because millennial
thats why you gotta fill the mouth, Dan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#metoo
Speaking as a millennial lol
at what level did you guys bail tho? 😛
Oh I'm 5'7.
Question 1
Morally, yes. Question 1.
I think partying is for the birds.
Actually, before Q1 because she mentioned how much she likes to party
Being a partier at 26...
"I like to DRINK"
Oh, do you.
Wow, how interesting
To quote a great man: "SAD!"
Even when COMEDIANS talk about that my eyes glaze over.
Especially Doug Stanhope.
Jim Acosta said sad too
"And I was drinking" Oh WERE YOU
WOOP DEE DOODLE FUCKIN DOO , DOUG
DO YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE.
YOU STUPID LUSH FUCK.
Okay phew.
For a second I thought that was gonna be a trainwreck.
but then you found marijuana?
Y'know what
I have a hard time deciding which I hate more
"DRINKS BROOOO"
or "WEED BROOOOO"
They're both very different in how annoying they are.
what are you? 12?
Its the internet
I probably hate the alcoholic slightly more.
--Wha..
We inject whole Marijuanas online
What do these things have to do with the internet sir
when people on the internet go "Yeeeeah, weed bro"
just imagine them being pepe
I hate all the slang
The internet is everything
Everything has to do with the internet
KUSH TOKE BROOOO
Quick what are some other stupid ass terms
I don't actually know anyone who speaks like that
you realise the reason for that, is that it pisses people liek you off right bro? 😛
I'm assuming they're just parodies
The reason for it, is to avoid saying anything litigable.
That's not a word
Yes it is.
no, its to piss "oh i'm better than you weed bro" people off, bro 😛
What do I know. I'm illiterate
A cokehead won't say "cocaine" in public
I'm not your bro
They'll say "the white pony" or some shit that it doesn't matter if it's caught on a wire.
a cokehead wouldn't be in public 😉
Unless it's England and it's the world cup
those are just brits, not cokeheads 😛
small difference i know
🤔
funny story, the most devout christians in the Netherlands, are crack addicts
cuz they party all saturday
And then sniff coke to stay awake during sundays church communion
Crack is made in Gods image
Problem with that is that it's a viral form of language. And I mean viral in a bad way
"Well this word's now useless. Let's find and ruin another."
Praise Allah
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Fuck you discord why do you do this
wah?
Lmao
Took forever for those to send.
you screenshotting our convo bro?
Thats low, bro
They were grey for like 2 minutes
It's okay. He don't know who I is
Secrets
but he's still our bro, bro
I'm no ones bro
need more weed before he splits
But everyone's bro
bro, you so deep bro
😡😡😡😡😡😡
Bruh
Stahp
Bruh
Oh okay, your messages were delayed
Yeah, that happens to me sometimes too
But Discord is usually pretty good
Also i think Tim might be losing it
It's interesting to watch
But I don't think it's affecting his journalism abilities
He's still the source I trust most
Brosephine calm down our broseph tim is jus growing older
no
he's starting to lose it
Brother are the L00PS ready?
!rank
XD
Dr. Wol? More like Dr. Woke!
jokes on you! i'm not broke! 😛
...yet
🤔
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hax!
Gentlemen, we've reached levels of woke never before achieved https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjkHcylVAAAxM4G.jpg:large
That can't be real. Girls high as fucking kite reading a 4th grade physics book.
can you confirm me that isn't a troll account?
uhhhhhh
is this some sort of conspiracy?
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WTF?!
your blowing my mind guy
I don't understand how it works. All I understand is that it works.
well time to spread this to other discords now
Right?
Huh.
One of them I posted it to, it got deleted immediately.
lol
it's a bunch of special unicode characters
nothing new
I just found a fun way to use that one
"JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS ... ok, but he didn't stay dead ... died on a friday, rose on a monday ... JESUS GAVE UP A WEEKEND FOR YOUR SINS!"
remember that server I talked about yesterday?
they just went more far left than I thought they would
They shared this
When I said that US universities discriminated by race
they went.. "it's affirmative action"
😂
"it's different"
then they went on the regular oppression stack
"you are just a white male"
so I replied I'm not white and non-binary
"but you're a Cis male"
I didn't go as far as say I would cut my dick off, I guess I lost that argument
Wow they sound very homophobic and transphobic
I have NO IDEA why Dave was referred
but I found it funny af
Women's problems are more important than trans problems? Very transphobic
Report them to the thought police
Dave Rubin === 4chan
man these people have a strange world view
Dave Rubin (gay jew) = Alt-Right
the jews are in control of the alt-right!
They control everything!
a white supremacists worse nightmare
(((Everything)))
i really want someone to go through some of hte alt-right leaders family trees and find some jewish relatives
then go "WAKE UP SHEELPE! YOU ARE WORKING FOR A JEW!"
watch them go crazy and treat everyone like a closet jew out to get them
Pol being equated to Dave wtf
I guess anything not affirming leftist though is a Russian bot though
It will be the inverse of the left. Instead of "you're a nazi", it's "you're a jew"
Dave Rubin confirmed Russian bot
jesus was a jew
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