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2018-07-19 22:55:13 UTC

here's half my figures..

2018-07-19 22:55:19 UTC

actually 1/4 of my figures..

2018-07-19 22:55:29 UTC

is the osmosis jones anime actually good?

2018-07-19 22:55:31 UTC

all i've seen of her on pixiv are 2 pics from the same artist

2018-07-19 22:55:33 UTC

yes

2018-07-19 22:56:18 UTC

(SFW link, pixiv is SFW in general unless you have an account)

2018-07-19 22:56:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469638726402834443/Screenshot_20180712-220618_.jpg

2018-07-19 22:56:49 UTC

idolm@ster ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-07-19 22:57:09 UTC

i haven't watched any idolm@ster series

2018-07-19 22:57:18 UTC

but i've seen quite a bit of that girl in particular

2018-07-19 22:57:28 UTC

iori minase

2018-07-19 22:57:28 UTC

idolm@ster is a blight upon humanity

2018-07-19 22:57:30 UTC

`and i don't know why`

2018-07-19 22:57:38 UTC

and love live isn't?

2018-07-19 22:57:55 UTC

love live doesn't result in Berserk hiatus

2018-07-19 22:58:03 UTC

psh... hahaha

2018-07-19 22:58:19 UTC

were you there when love live muse were at it with the aquors

2018-07-19 22:58:48 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ข the persecution is real, they are taking our waifus away

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469639276427214873/image.jpg

2018-07-19 22:58:50 UTC

and when muse was ending to make way for aquors, people went beserk

2018-07-19 22:59:32 UTC

wtf I'm joining the military now. This has to stop

2018-07-19 22:59:50 UTC

good, send the traps off to the camps

2018-07-19 23:00:06 UTC

you don't like traps? What are you gay?

2018-07-19 23:00:15 UTC

yeah, he's probably gay smh

2018-07-19 23:00:22 UTC

ye :c

2018-07-19 23:00:23 UTC

are traps gay?

2018-07-19 23:00:27 UTC

yes

2018-07-19 23:00:32 UTC

there is nothing straighter than shagging a trap

2018-07-19 23:00:54 UTC

Traps are gay, but liking traps is straight

2018-07-19 23:00:57 UTC

sex is gay only if feelings touch.. ewww

2018-07-19 23:01:07 UTC

one of my best friends is exclusively into traps, and even he admits that it's hella gay

2018-07-19 23:01:24 UTC

^ so he has the astolfo figure?

2018-07-19 23:01:29 UTC

liking girly shit is gay, and nothing is more girly than a girl.

2018-07-19 23:01:40 UTC

he doesn't have any figures, he just has a lot of images on his phone

2018-07-19 23:01:40 UTC

That's why traps are the straightest option

2018-07-19 23:01:55 UTC

it takes straight alpha male to fuck a man

2018-07-19 23:01:57 UTC

You get the heterosexuality of liking a girl, but it's not actually a girl which makes it straight

2018-07-19 23:01:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469640070031343627/20180719_024708.jpg

2018-07-19 23:01:59 UTC

Here's mine

2018-07-19 23:02:02 UTC

but traps, in order to be successful traps, must be even girlier than a real girl

2018-07-19 23:02:15 UTC

that a shinobu ?

2018-07-19 23:02:17 UTC

shinobu..

2018-07-19 23:02:18 UTC

Yup

2018-07-19 23:02:29 UTC

And Zerotsu in the box behind

2018-07-19 23:02:33 UTC

Right, and that's why the trap itself is gay, but liking one isnt

2018-07-19 23:02:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469640262910738453/20170714_195749.jpg

2018-07-19 23:02:51 UTC

this is rare af now

2018-07-19 23:02:52 UTC

:\

2018-07-19 23:02:59 UTC

but you're still liking something girly, a trap

2018-07-19 23:03:04 UTC

SUNTORYYY

2018-07-19 23:03:20 UTC

Have you tried Strong Zero?

2018-07-19 23:03:20 UTC

But it's a boy, so it's straight

2018-07-19 23:03:25 UTC

everyone that doesn't just accept wizardhood is gay tbh

2018-07-19 23:04:19 UTC

(subs are in CC)

2018-07-19 23:04:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469640791799627777/FB_IMG_1515715250179.jpg

2018-07-19 23:05:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469640977414488064/FB_IMG_1515274074597.jpg

2018-07-19 23:05:37 UTC

at that point you might as well just cut out the middle man and bully him yourself

2018-07-19 23:06:54 UTC

i want food

2018-07-19 23:07:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469641444647370763/FB_IMG_1511543905277.jpg

2018-07-19 23:07:34 UTC

they are the same >_>

2018-07-19 23:07:38 UTC

person

2018-07-19 23:09:04 UTC

i'm in a discord full of asian traps...being asian is easy mode

2018-07-19 23:09:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469641892817010700/FB_IMG_1508513535178.jpg

2018-07-19 23:09:41 UTC

he went a bit too far..

2018-07-19 23:10:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469642324771602488/FB_IMG_1504801655972.jpg

2018-07-19 23:15:13 UTC

i'd never make it as a trap lol

2018-07-19 23:15:29 UTC

i have no girly features whatsoever

2018-07-19 23:19:18 UTC

you would be surprised..
all you need is a lil bit of soy, good choice of clothes and makeup

2018-07-19 23:19:52 UTC

ehh i'd also need to get rid of `a lot` of hair

2018-07-19 23:21:02 UTC

i already have long hair on my head tho

2018-07-19 23:29:09 UTC

Well at the very least, I think everyone can pull off a cross play, you just need to know how to go about it. and if you are lazy, you can do the ladybeard ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-07-19 23:29:16 UTC

That's not a fashion choice though

2018-07-19 23:29:24 UTC

that's just because you don't want to leave your house

2018-07-19 23:31:58 UTC

do i see shinobu?

2018-07-19 23:32:07 UTC

well i've also never really wanted to so there's that lol

2018-07-19 23:32:23 UTC

and yeah there was a shinobu fig up there

2018-07-19 23:37:49 UTC

oh nice

2018-07-20 00:11:48 UTC
2018-07-20 01:58:53 UTC

The real and only highlight of E3 was Todd becoming self aware

2018-07-20 01:59:03 UTC

I had great lulz at that part

2018-07-20 02:14:23 UTC

@Zuihou hibiki is the shit they have a bunch at the bar my mom manages

2018-07-20 02:25:26 UTC

Todd isnt a bad dev

2018-07-20 02:25:54 UTC

I recall that pic of a guy playing Skyrim at the booth, and didnt realize Todd was watching him the whole time

2018-07-20 02:26:57 UTC

yeah haha

2018-07-20 02:31:25 UTC

I mean people like to take the piss on him for his work with Skyrim and rereleasing it over and over.

2018-07-20 02:31:28 UTC

But well, theres a reason

2018-07-20 02:31:43 UTC

Skyrim made it big, sure not as good as say oblivion

2018-07-20 02:31:49 UTC

But its got mainstream success

2018-07-20 02:32:51 UTC

yeah oblivion is the shit

2018-07-20 02:32:54 UTC

well, all of skyrims rereleases are probably what funded all the reboots they started making after skyrim

2018-07-20 03:30:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469707695046262784/70c.jpg

2018-07-20 04:30:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469722783975211028/raf750x1000075tfafafaca443f4786.png

2018-07-20 04:34:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469723642582925312/image-20-2.jpg

2018-07-20 07:05:37 UTC

day of the rake

2018-07-20 08:51:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469788531091570689/q4GKK8F.png

2018-07-20 09:18:08 UTC

>But "unbiased"!!!!!

2018-07-20 09:20:03 UTC

>you can't be unbiased in journalism!

2018-07-20 09:20:09 UTC

oh wait i posted that

2018-07-20 09:44:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469801653265235968/8hflWeC.png

2018-07-20 09:44:49 UTC

The assault marriage one got me.

2018-07-20 10:39:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469815644582576129/zF5LuBP.png

2018-07-20 10:50:43 UTC

Well, any port in a storm

2018-07-20 11:07:59 UTC

I hope these are shitpots. Please tell me I am wrong. lol

2018-07-20 11:11:06 UTC

if you dont think so, you're in the wrong channel buddy ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-07-20 11:11:28 UTC

but im sure theres fact to all of them

2018-07-20 11:15:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469824568807391252/5S24KoP.png

2018-07-20 11:17:48 UTC

"Yeet" is not a word

2018-07-20 11:19:20 UTC

Yeetis! ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-07-20 11:27:56 UTC

Cease and desist, good sir

2018-07-20 11:28:03 UTC

How dare you, sir

2018-07-20 11:28:08 UTC

How DARE you

2018-07-20 11:39:35 UTC

how dare i?

2018-07-20 11:39:37 UTC

HOW DARE IIIII?

2018-07-20 12:21:55 UTC

fuck i need to get disc on my phone for the dank memes lol

2018-07-20 12:22:08 UTC

i know a few people that would love to share in the danknesss

2018-07-20 13:01:53 UTC

burn

2018-07-20 13:38:26 UTC

Only kings wear number 10 in Brazil's team
10 Pelรฉ - King of football
10 Ronaldinho - King of dribble
10 Neymar - King of diving

2018-07-20 13:54:58 UTC

Brazil post-1970 is overrated

2018-07-20 14:48:16 UTC

Brazil 2014 on the underhand ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-07-20 14:49:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469878593447657473/maxresdefault.png

2018-07-20 14:49:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469878644949516289/PQkyYI6.jpg

2018-07-20 14:51:56 UTC

hue huee

2018-07-20 14:53:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469879533902757909/IbjxxbH.png

2018-07-20 14:56:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469880225120124928/WGdwPzX.png

2018-07-20 15:00:29 UTC

I feel offended

2018-07-20 15:02:50 UTC

good

2018-07-20 15:02:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

2018-07-20 15:03:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469882085239160852/vveMVQs.png

2018-07-20 15:09:13 UTC

A Bishop helps Ripley, Hicks and Newt escape the xenomorphs

2018-07-20 15:10:56 UTC

yes

2018-07-20 15:18:53 UTC

A Bishop escapes a trial. Joins another boys choir.

2018-07-20 15:20:48 UTC

A Bishop is a place where you can buy both things for straight, and gay people

2018-07-20 16:15:44 UTC

My shirt is still the best.

2018-07-20 16:16:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469900321158856734/image.jpg

2018-07-20 16:18:10 UTC

I want someone to run on a platform of "make america Texan again"

2018-07-20 17:17:14 UTC

I'm ready for a dance called "The Maga"

2018-07-20 17:34:57 UTC

Trade America's Goods Again.

2018-07-20 17:42:41 UTC

this is how you do the Maga

2018-07-20 17:47:55 UTC

Everyone on the floor, let's do the dinosaur.

2018-07-20 17:53:14 UTC

Oh perfect

2018-07-20 17:56:47 UTC

done by the chief himself ofc

2018-07-20 18:10:26 UTC

Now we just need an Obama-drone civilian-dance

2018-07-20 18:19:32 UTC

wot?

2018-07-20 18:22:52 UTC

the horror

2018-07-20 18:26:21 UTC

Lol

2018-07-20 18:26:44 UTC

Where did we go so wrong to get to this point. A headline "Person says feels no shame for being born a certain way"

2018-07-20 18:28:39 UTC

we;re in a shift

2018-07-20 18:28:47 UTC

soon "White Pride" will be the new Black Pride ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-07-20 18:29:06 UTC

and being proud of being white will become the new warcry of the underdog

2018-07-20 19:04:15 UTC

damn it, I demanded an Obama drone-civilian dance, go off and find internet memers!

2018-07-20 19:10:55 UTC

happy now?

2018-07-20 19:14:00 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjST4rcM88s

"[race] is kind of like religion to me, its a good excuse for not getting [to your goal in life]" - Morgan Freeman

2018-07-20 19:22:39 UTC

I rememberโ€ฆ

The day both of my parents were murdered.

We were leaving the theater, having just seen a Goofy Movie. It was pretty good.

Some sort of criminal came out of nowhere, and said โ€œGive me your wallet, andโ€ฆ oh hey, youโ€™re Thomas and Martha Wayne, of WayneCorp. And your little baby Bruce.โ€

โ€œYeah,โ€ said my dad. โ€œThatโ€™s us.โ€

โ€œWow. I was just gonna rob you, but like, I think Iโ€™ll murder you instead. Bang, ha ha, bang bang, haaa!โ€

โ€œBlah,โ€ said my dad, spitting up blood and guts and stuff. And my mom was all like โ€œoh no, my pearls, I got shot right in the pearls and theyโ€™re flying everywhereโ€ฆโ€

โ€œHey kid,โ€ said the murderer thief, looking directly into my young boy eyes. โ€œDonโ€™t even worry about all this. Just like, forget it. Forget everything.โ€

But I didnโ€™t forget. How could I?

Then my dad grabbed my boy arm, and said โ€œBruce, son, pleaseโ€ฆ please you must now dedicate your life to beating up poor people. Get all jacked and beefy, dress up like a huge animal and justโ€ฆ just kick the shit out of all the poor people in the world.โ€

โ€œSon, Bruceโ€ฆโ€ said my mom, also grabbing my arm. โ€œPick up every pearl. They went all over the place. Donโ€™t lose a single one or I wonโ€™t love you when Iโ€™m in heaven. Theyโ€™re expensive, Bruce.โ€

And then my parents were dead, and Batman was born.

2018-07-20 19:33:14 UTC

What a cocky ni๐Ÿ…ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ง a

2018-07-20 21:09:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/469974071908499457/INbieQE.jpg

2018-07-20 23:14:45 UTC

I am, thank you @Dr.Wol

2018-07-20 23:19:11 UTC

I can't add enough reactions to this last meme. My God the sheer timing on that one.

2018-07-21 00:30:45 UTC

At least she likes Dream Theater

2018-07-21 00:49:32 UTC

What the fuck is that garbage?

2018-07-21 01:03:20 UTC

Does anyone know this person is posting child abuse videos on the site and just joined within the hour?

2018-07-21 01:06:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470033887859572746/IMG_20180720_175720.jpg

2018-07-21 01:49:20 UTC

@The Beatles are just ok yeah, that was pretty horrible

2018-07-21 05:45:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470103986276532244/aXm552xjU.jpg

2018-07-21 05:47:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470104570316587019/superbuttman.gif

2018-07-21 05:50:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470105192029880320/604.png

2018-07-21 05:53:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470105933977092096/boydoilovesiracha.jpg

2018-07-21 05:58:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470107239189839882/oooooof.jpg

2018-07-21 06:01:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470108040540979200/rkNdyktw-.jpeg

2018-07-21 06:03:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470108598714761217/succ.jpg

2018-07-21 06:04:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470108726750216202/MeowPortal_1.gif

2018-07-21 06:04:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470108755481067520/MeowPortal_2.gif

2018-07-21 06:04:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470108875912380426/praymybrothers.jpg

2018-07-21 06:06:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470109308340666369/mdWKDdP.jpg

2018-07-21 06:06:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470109361625104394/Pokemon.jpg

2018-07-21 06:06:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470109417610936321/level1.png

2018-07-21 06:07:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470109435335802892/level2.png

2018-07-21 06:07:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470109450641080322/level3.png

2018-07-21 06:07:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470109461269315596/level4.png

2018-07-21 06:12:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470110794185572367/D4jXun8.jpg

2018-07-21 06:26:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470114395008008193/nTvTJcy.jpg

2018-07-21 06:31:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470115560773124127/pickel.png

2018-07-21 07:32:07 UTC

cant be unseen

2018-07-21 07:32:10 UTC

what have u dun

2018-07-21 08:05:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470139356493905920/abmaGJ5.png

2018-07-21 10:02:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470168746044948481/ltK9Hp5.png

2018-07-21 11:21:54 UTC

I think I lost one of my last braincels

2018-07-21 11:22:01 UTC

Oh no, I think im turning feminist.

2018-07-21 12:07:08 UTC

I love this manga

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470200054808838153/unknown.png

2018-07-21 12:07:14 UTC

Way of the Househusband

2018-07-21 12:08:36 UTC

<:timcat:463067464016855040>

2018-07-21 12:51:56 UTC

Never underestimate rule 34

2018-07-21 13:52:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470226662156664843/972e07349d5c2e07057f0115c0985206.png

2018-07-21 15:15:41 UTC

Tight pod

2018-07-21 18:01:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470289344330989570/unknown.png

2018-07-21 18:02:42 UTC

A sign of things to come. Fuck the EU.

2018-07-21 18:04:48 UTC

Well, first time I've had to go to Bitch Ute for a video.

2018-07-21 18:37:16 UTC

Jokes on you I shave my legs

2018-07-21 18:58:28 UTC

This is why I wear sleep pants.

2018-07-21 18:59:45 UTC

This is why I don't have friends. That way I can still wear comfortable stuff.

2018-07-21 20:35:06 UTC

interesting slew of answers

2018-07-21 21:07:50 UTC
2018-07-21 21:15:18 UTC

think you might want to skip the first gen or so of sex bots

2018-07-21 21:15:53 UTC

Someone might accidently become trans.

2018-07-21 21:16:11 UTC

maybe it will be a cheaper surgery

2018-07-21 21:17:59 UTC

what if you die before they come out? @aleee

2018-07-21 21:18:47 UTC

Gotta survive for another 10 years not that hard

2018-07-21 21:21:35 UTC

oh i thought you meant 'out of you'

2018-07-21 21:21:48 UTC

death by robolove

2018-07-21 22:38:48 UTC

Notch is a god.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470359017278013452/notch.PNG

2018-07-21 22:45:01 UTC

notch is great

2018-07-21 22:46:34 UTC

Lmao

2018-07-21 22:49:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470361713720688668/pAjTYHo.png

2018-07-21 23:44:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470375522711371786/furryartisamazing.png

2018-07-22 00:58:40 UTC

Trevor Noah black nationalist confirmed

2018-07-22 00:59:28 UTC

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for black children - Trevor Noah (probably)

2018-07-22 01:17:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/470398982623854593/yowhat.jpg

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