outdoor girls are the worst, they bring home fleas and shit in your neighbours yards

XD that article gave me a good laugh XD

just get one declawed and keep it inside

"I like travel and hiking. My hobbies include Netflix"

it is lulz.com

Go outside more tbh fam

no

outside is nice

yeah outside is real cool

wants to be ur friend

he might give u a free sample too!

yeah, mosquitos just want to give you a kiss!

no mosquitos can go fuck themselves

indoor is so much better

lmao

One time I went outside. But then I finished Boktai and so I went back inside.

lil gay basters

if we really liked outside more than inside, inside would look like outside

so i see youve never been to a museum?

@Beemann I go outside just enough to try and stay in shape, that is more than enough for me.

as i assumed

DARN UNCULTURED PHILISTINE

ART WAS BORN OF MANS APPRECIATION OF NATURE

if the outside isn't so great, why do we want to make our videogames simulate the outside as realistically as possible

THE MERE FACT YOU ARE SITTING ON A CHARI PROVES TI TO BE SO1!!!!1

I don't play those sorts of games Grenade

yeah those ones where you tentacle rape schoolgirls

now THATS where its at

the real peak of human technological development

you haven't lived until the threat of falling off Half-dome in yosemite is real

The real secret is to get *hobbies*

hobbits?

Those too. Someone needs to start fixing the housing market

I just play to one Japanese game where the plumber jumps on the mushrooms...

Lewd

Also lesbian visual novels...

Goombas are chestnuts, not mushrooms you fake gamer girl

@Beemann I have Hobbies, its called Videh games and Magic the Gathering.

I used to have hobbies, but then my health went to shit

Vidya is not a good hobby. I can't say unbiased things about TCG

How bad do you have to be to give up Japanese children’s cartoons?

Vidya is a bad hobby, but complaining about it online is a good one

How bad do you have to be to *watch* Japanese children's cartoons?

Edge boi bad.

@yvaN_ehT_nioJ it was after school. You had to make arrangements for a ride home, or like me and everyone I know with working/broken families... you walked home. Rural roads with no sidewalks and unenforced speed limits of 55MPH. Shit is real in coal mine country.

Vidya is the best hobby

Nah, I've had plenty of hobbies that don't get worse year after year

:^)

Well neither do my hobby of Japanese children’s cartoons & comics

>anime
>not getting worse
Lies

Since Oliver Darcy was so effective at getting Alex Jones removed, I thought I'd ping him about the Pedo YouTube Tween Kingpin. https://twitter.com/RichardBronosky/status/1044327611898515456

@ryuplaneswalker i memba mtg

I still have my mtg cards

Undermine absorb morphling

yeah i still play with buds erry now n then yeet

I'm glad I got into PnP and not TCG
>buy core rulebooks
>done forever

OK, but for real all of you who care about physical fitness and shit are retarded. There's no point when you can just wait until your consciousness can be placed into a robot

Also
>buying rulebooks

God damnit facebook

Don't put that shit in my feed

Yes, I pay for shit I like. Most of the games I play are smaller or the company is the victim of embezzlement

Seems like an interesting event, though I'd worry about them being biased

Why wouldn't they be biased?

What I meant was I'd be worried about them giving an uneven explanation of things because of their bias. Something that can be avoided by them, but I don't know that they would.

Also get swole because robot bodies are for chumps

Natty forever

Nah, I'm gonna get sweet steel legs with tank treads on the backs of my calves so I can fold my knees backwards and run you over.

I'll just sail away

But the salt from the ocean will rust your chassis

wait

Islam 101: First lesson - Don't be a kafir

I have a huge amount of respect for the reformist muslims out there. They're putting their lives at risk to improve the lives of muslims and help them better fit into western society, and they get demonized by the media for it.

^^^^^^

@LotheronPrime why would you not want that in your feed?

@Schedrevka damn straight.

why would I?

most of my feed are items of interest and there are no religious items..

@Schedrevka agreed but reforming the Muslim world seems impossible at this point

Even if you were against it, you are "consuming" the advertising inventory they paid for.

reform takes too much time and resources, just cut them off

So, even if you hate it, by seeing it, 1 you know about it, 2 you are preventing 1 other person from knowing and possibly attending. So, there's that.

But I disagree completely with the position I just described and would actually attend.

how much would a media company pay if I had proof a massive company was stealing passwords and possibly getting into other accounts using the same password?

you better secure that proof

Every time I've been made to make an account for some random website I think to myself "man I wonder how many people use the same password for their email they used to sign up as they do for here", and "I wonder how many of these sites use that info to break into peoples' shit".

Im working on the proof... at the moment its just a massive coincidence... but ive changed a password... so if the account is used again Ill know its confirmed

oh. yeah, one incident is not going to support any claim.

You kind of need insider evidence.

of course another possibility is that one of these companies has been hacked and the passwords have been decrypted (assuming they decrypted them... but it would have been big news if one of these companies was hacked

or maybe since you just confessed to sharing passwords between 2 sites, maybe you share with 3 or more.

possible... its not my account so I dont know for sure

I'm not trash talking. Just painting the picture.

but Ive been told these are the only 2 companies with this email/password comby

I do everything online under my real name. It keeps me honest and civil.

also one of the companies is netflix... which says someone in ireland is using the account... which happens to be the area of headquarters of the other company

Interesting. design a sting operation.

I was thinking if I changed the netflix pass and this other companies pass to the same random string thats pretty undeniable

Recruit 100 people who use Netflix to create 18+ char random char passwords for their account and then join this other service using the same credentials the same day. Then you will have something.

If they went in, they got want they want and won't go back in. It's data harvesting if anything.

You are thinking like a script kiddie. Think like a botnet operator.

But, this is the exact stuff I don't talk about under my real name. So, I'm out.

A B A C U S

Guys heads up.

Shit's about to get **bananas.**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh3erQlyE

Pictionary boiiiiii

https://www.bitchute.com/video/_vjU2OXTkfU/

seen it

PSA: Asians with Eyelid OPeration look weird.

hmm

Yeah, honestly I can generally tell when people have plastic surgery, and it encourages me to second guess my instincts about them.

Gals with plastic surgery are the _used car salesmen_ of the dating scene.

Mostly because it's very clear we haven't perfected plastic surgery in the least.

It's a sign people are haphazard about their PERMANENT PHYSICAL VESSEL.

Well, I hope we don't, because I don't want to have to treat every gal like a used car salesman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRz3ODgJqdM

`permanent physical vessel`
Nah fuck that I already went over the fact that I'm gonna be gettin' a sweet robo body

Have fun with permanent medication so your body doesn't reject the prosthesis. 😦

I was shooting the shit with this Korean girl the other day, and we landed on the topic of plastic surgery

I said my bit, and she's like "that's not fair, men wear different clothing to look different, it's like clothing"

I mean, sure, kinda like clothing

Alright alright let's rewind.

goes over your organs and your bones

You're a person who says "Shoot the shit" and continues talking like that isn't a punchline.

Alright continue.

what's wrong with shooting the shit?

It's like a lightning rod for stupid-lightning.

sure

I mean, people say the stupid stuff when they feel comfortable

Ever met someone who can't finish a sentence without a "fuckin'" somewhere in it?

It's a sad sight. And this isn't the same thing, but..

Well, the milder version of that is charming, or simply an everyday reality.

You're just jealous that I'm going to have fuckin' tank treads on my fuckin' legs.

fine, we were shooting the breeze instead.

Everyday reality can mean beheading depending on where you live.

happy now?

I don't understand the metaphor in general.

It's from the same lexicon as "Lollygagging"

AFAIK there's no medication people have to take for the current set of bionic parts

So why would it be the case for more advanced stuff?

well, shooting the breeze is related to "shooting your mouth off"

and "talking to the wind"

Well the medication is more to keep my brain from screaming in pain and confusion because I'm going to have replaced my entire body. But I'll get a sweet buzzsaw for a hand in exchange

Speaking and not expecting anything productive to come out of it, necessarily.

But with a different connotation that "talking to a brick wall"

the breeze is soft, and it doesn't feel so bad to waste energy speaking to it

shit is also relatively soft

talking to hard or impassable things like "the hand" or a "brick wall" connotes that your words are stopping at that object.

That's gonna be me

There we go, do you get it now? I was shooting the shit, I say. Shooting it.

Shooting the shit? Who even says that?

Me

like... six minutes ago

Apparently prosthetics with what basically amounts to artificial nerves could bypass phantom limb pain

Since it's a psychological problem

```I said my bit, and she's like "that's not fair, men wear different clothing to look different, it's like clothing"```
WTF?!

what

stafan

Plastic surgery

im gonna need some

fuckign context

scroll up canuck

no

my religion does not believe in 'up'

_flips canuck upside down_

go get your own context, @King Canuck

(emphasis yours)

ya'll complaining about the culture war and how everyone is racist but this is proof we're in a equally supportive society

That shit cray.

```Michael Moore's Anti Trump Film FLOPPED```
And Dinesh's pro Trump film rocked???

I used to like Michael Moore

Downsize This! was a cool read

I did look at some of his stuff when I was a tween

looking back I can see how he was being pretty unfair... basically the whole time.

He'd make a couple good points, then make an avalanche of random assertions, then cue the music (in the films)

I wouldn't want to read a book like Downsize This as an adult no, its basically a collection of Buzzfeed numbered list articles

prey on the moment of weakness.

Top Ten Corporate Welfare Mothers

Seven tricks to seducing your trans boss, and you won't believe the fourth!

These five unexpected gelato flavours will leave you scratching your head!

Thirteen former child actors who sold lemonade as children, and sometimes as adults!

!!!!

But yeah Michael Moore's stuff is kind of dumbed down, so when a WWE promoter is the POTUS you're kind of out of your league.

I mean, he doesn't have to compete (or maybe he does?), but he can at least uhh...

Make it fun I guess.

Fundamentally, Michael Moore isn't fun anymore; he doesn't make his world view look like any fun at all.

It seems like if you join Michael Moore, you will have seasonal affective disorder all year round.

@Risotto that seems... a bit serious.

I really like the artwork there

Yeah

Qualitatively

Right, don't yet have an opinion on whether its an accurate criticism of what's going on, but its a good cartoon artwise.

Really cool motif with the Democrats in the car.

And the weird cutout shading on the Kavanaugh

Michael Moore thinks we're still in the 00s

Michael Moore is a fat has been

It'd be bad enough if he were a normal-BMI has-been.

He was relevant 20 years ago, all you need to tell him is, "the future is here old man"

Even rush Limbaugh is irrelevant in today's politics

What do you mean "even" or "today"?

Moore being fat was an advantage at his peak, it made him seem more like a typical flyover state homeboy

But the facade is shattered and he's been shown to be an urbanite liberal

As somebody with Michigander ties, it really is disappointing to hear people defend his views mainly because they are nostalgic about something in Detroit.

The guy who made himself famous originally by talking about closing plants in Michigan is somehow against the president who killed the TPP

Really outs him as a shill

michael moore is a fat attention whore fuck

im glad southpark meme'd his ass

also new southpark this wednesda y

@Risotto forreql he is just a shill now for the dnc

Sorry, CTR shill

They gave examples in which corporate-funded think tanks like The Media Institute or the anti-communist Freedom House would deluge media organizations that ran the wrong kinds of stories with “letters, telegrams, phone calls, petitions, lawsuits” and other kinds of pressure.

What was the wrong kind of story? Here we learned of another part of the propaganda model, the concept of worthy and unworthy victims. Herman and Chomsky defined the premise as follows:

```A propaganda system will consistently portray people abused in enemy states as worthy victims, whereas those treated with equal or greater severity by its own government or clients will be unworthy.```

Under this theory, a Polish priest murdered by communists in the Reagan years was a “worthy” victim, while rightist death squads in U.S.-backed El Salvador killing whole messes of priests and nuns around the same time was a less “worthy” story.

What Herman and Chomsky described was a system of informal social control, in which the propaganda aims of the state were constantly reinforced among audiences, using a quantity-over-quality approach.

The left has gone from bringing our attention to shit like this, to doing it themselves.

something something You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

https://twitter.com/Jkid4/status/1043673605660467200

There's a crossdresser in the comments with low tier banter

wow

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This is a hilarious account. https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1044325980259700736

Reminds me of that other sjw-parody account. Geoffrey somthing?

I'll be honest i have a hard time telling the difference between satire and the real thing because the real thing has become so absurd.

Every now and then I try and look at the onion, but it seems to sane.

Yeah, I'm like 70% sure that account is run by the same guy as the Godrey Elfwick one was. They're just too similar even the avatars.

I thought it was confirmed for satire??

@grant sometimes I honestly wonder if I died at some point and am living in some hell on earth where everyone has gone insane

I feel like we switch between best and worst timelines every week. Though lately the ratio of best/worst timeline has been skewing towards the latter

Guys idk where to go ....

But Rod Rosenstein touched me with his Rod 30 years ago

I want the FBI to Investigate but not right now

This : https://youtu.be/gxEGNt5EwGo

Kavanaugh's body language .... it doesnt show he's lying but i could be wrong but fuck he looks like he aint lying

they put too much makeup on kavanaugh

Guys

Wtf is this https://youtu.be/N3irid2qUVk

HOLY FUCK KAV just confirmed he was a virgin all throughout HS and many years thereafter

@Deleted User I posted that earlier

Ok good

That needs to be public

Like more than this ford shit

you think that real the john ward vid ?

if tru thats fucking nuts

Is that video a joke? It seems so strange.

If fbi sees its real that bad

Its not

The women gave her real name

Woman*

Thats*