Why would you need an iron

Steel is a better metal :^)

Just toss it in the dryer for a few minutes like wth

We don't have a dryer

>owning a dryer

Check your privilege

Okay you burgoise fuck

>hanging clothes up on a line

>having only two butlers

>owning a line

> a line

1% gtfo

> line

>

>newline

>eating fishing bait for dinner because you didn’t catch any fish

/n

>can fish

Ableist

> eating fishhook because you can't afford fish bait

>eating caviar for dinner because your second butler can fish

> eating fish line because you can't afford the hook

>eating nothing because you can't afford a hook

>sticking the end of a fishing rod up your butt because your vibrator is out of batteries

gay

> eating air because you're a breathatarian

>consuming light because you undergo photosynthesis

>consuming

Capitalist pig

> consuming yourself

Reeee

>consuming your dead grandparents because you recycle

> ooch

>having parents

> sad because your parent's didn't even show up for your birth

Test tube baby wins the privilege game

>not feeding the bones of your grandparents to stray dogs because what goes around comes around

>implying you own the bones

>own

REEEE

We need to play cards against humanity sometime

Yeah

Host it

>owning cards against humanity

I wonder if there's an online CAG

I'm in bed right now

>implying we own it

There is

There is

CAG is boring

>not owning it

>owning

Pretend you're xyzzy is the website

>monkeying up for the sake of being a black girl who codes

So long and thanks for all the fish.

>black

>implying race is real

>israel

REEE

>implying israel exists

> implying you are rich enough to have skin

>implying everyone I don't like isn't a jew

>implying you can even afford the muscle expansion pack

elon musk on rogan

>implying you can afford to live

shit gon break the internet

tf is th < shit

u mofos on that angel dust again?

>implying you have the money to kill yourself

I wish Elon Musk was real so he and Grimes could launch me into the sun.

{just regular sexting

You still believe in Elon Musk?

(Subtexting)

>sexting
>having sexual partner

Reee

not if rp

>sending pictures of naked girls back and forth with my friends

>girls

Gay

> have friends

>having

Reee

>fucking kids

> friends

elon musk gonna do ok he have bankrolls

fuck that im doing doing this > shit

PROTEST

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You still believe Musk exists?

who is musk

>implying you don’t fuck kids to get off

again?

Mmmmmmmm musky

christ u fucks

i broke the spell

lmao

have a great night ppl. idk who musk is

Goodnight mysterious stranger

>implying kids exist

Nighty night

>implying anything can ever exist

>implying I'm real

Easy there mister perspectivist

>implying real

>testing if my dick is there to prove if I’m real

Perspective isn't real

W o k e

Real is a social construct.

Social is a construct

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

I identify as real

>realizing perspective doesn’t take into account reality

I identify as invisible

but still real

>don’t have dick

>big trans

>big gay no homo

gay = ok

lel

I mean it rhymes

true

Mike “Dick in a femboi, castration is your best bet boy” Pence

UnfortunateNames.mp5

WhatEvenAreQFiles.Q

TheHellIsQ.mp6

Whymp6whenyoucanmp7.mp8

IWillUseMp7.mp7

>proprietary formatss

Reee

JustGotTheNewMpxFromApple.mp0

>apple
Reee

Apple is pretty not rad

They make shit

Still more than I’ve ever made

My university want me to buy a macbook as part of my essential equipment

I wanna scream

Don't do it

Reee

But what about office

>Ms office

Brainlet

They want me to get it for audio editing software

>implying daw choice matters

I'm not even a producer tho

Get FL Studio or Ableton

>Just use GIMP2 it’s cheaper than adobe

I literally know a girl who wants to be my band's producer

>musician
>can't do basic production

Good luck kek

I'm a singer

I sing, walk around, act like an arrogant cunt

>music production was mandatory 3rd quarter in guitar

>implying vocalists can't produce

"act'

They can

🤔

I just don't

I can learn

Just right now it's like

H w a t

It's not hard

I can do it

And I have like 80 iq

I've never had a music lesson in my life for reference

Neither have I

Opens the most basic of editors and their pdf manuals

LOL HOLY FUCK elon musk was on joe rogan

I was elected to LEAD, not to READ -Simpsons Movie

>paying for uni
>not learning

>but your retro as fuck so you start cutting up a cassette

Reee

"dont kick robots, they have a very good memory"

XD

Retro doesn't mean old

Retro is an emulation of old

Mong

No shit

IM A MUSICIAN

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

I tap my belly cause I’m a fatty does that make me a musician

Maybe

Do some pushups

XD im a guitarist

Julz why do you look like every bassist I've ever had

Oh hey guesswork

so obviousley i do alot of drugs

Because we're all retarded

WELL i get laid about as much as a bassist

ie none

Implying their pfp is what they look like irl

You in the UK Julz?

nope canadiana

Geese cipher I didn’t know you were a prince

Maybe you don't

Dang it

in french fuck lanf

land**

Hehehheeh

Wow you really DO do drugs

XD ayyyyy we got great fuckign weed here

>implying drugs are real

^

I i i i wanna be cool

im 24 so it could jsut be that

Fair enough

cuz i look as if im younger than i am

You look 16

I thought you were 16

bout a younger me tht doens alot of drugs

>not listening to Christian punk and putting big xs on your knuckles

AYYY thats what my EX said

>straight edge

and she was 17 at the time.... i was 20

okay kid

XD

Too bad you'll never be rad

>straighter than a ruler

id rather be irRADiated than just RAD

XD

>using rulers

eks dee

see im 12

saying XD

Julz you are my favourite person

>using protractors

>doing maths

Congratulations

>person

XD yeyeeee thanks man

>even thinking about English

yeah fuck english FRENCH is where its at

> So low on friends random internet person is best friend in a matter on minutes

JKJKJKJKJKJKJJJK

I just like his vibe

I getcha

hey im a Regular here SO im automatically the coolest here

jk LOL

No

I'm a regular in here

Not by rank

No I'm a regular in here

Wow this is just like Spartacus

No u

im almost a veteran XD but yeah thats jus cuz i like comin hre n chillen with peeps

*here

I've been here for about 2 months, been watching the channel for about 6