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Uhh
I need some advise
just b urself
advice?
the wall is that way โฌ
Girl advise
sorry, can't help
i'm here to represent the big gay
but you can still ask, someone might be able to give you advice
Oh whatever you do, btw
Don't ask for girl advice from girls.
No matter how smart they are, there is no possibility they will know what to tell you.
I love how leftists only care about gays and minorities as long as they are leftist
Well of course.
@Scribblehatch im watching it meow
they dont care about gays or minoriteis
they care about people towing the line
*toeing
TOWING
*toeing
TOWING
*toeing
but yeah probably toeing too
toting
anyway
that
miss, i like this girl but shes is way over my league, any tips?
someone's always the reacher
might as well be you
mass shooting is a no
kidnapping?
meh saving it for when i reach 40
You gotta act like you don't care about her in the least, even as you're engaging with her.
The caveman method, tried and true.
Which makes for a very stupid display.
i allready do that
If that fails, give up.
Have you tried asking her on a date?
Old generations would say "Girls like it when you bug 'em."
But that doesn't work anymore.
@n@Deleted User fuck all these noobs
what you have to do is aske her out on a date , better you find out sooner if she likes you or not this way you can stop thinking about her
Like don't make a big deal out of it or anything but just ask "hey I was planning on doing x this weekend, would you like to come along?"
Doesnโt work on modern girls
You will 100% be ostracized for doing half the things your grandparents did to meet each other.
so i kidnap her into a date?
if she doesnt like you then forget about her why would you want to spend time with a girl that doesnt want to spend time with you ?
Imo I donโt dare modern girls or take them seriously
@Schedrevka is right @Deleted User
listen to him
or her
or they
They conflate equality with freedom from responsibility
I agree though. Modern girls are raised **terribly.**
what
and half of the time they have penises
They're trained to be awful.
shes not awful
Yeah half the time they are men
they're not trained
i mean i dont know, she could be a serial killer
I'm not saying there aren't exceptions.
or a feminist which is worse
But taken as a whole, what I'm saying is true.
@Deleted User How long you know this girl and do you have her phone number or some shit ?
The worst kind of females are the ones with penis
W R O N G
2 days contro i dont have her number
how do you know her ?
Stalk her
Follow her home late at night
friend of a friend
I started watching orange is the new black and the nicest prisoner is the man.
Facts
@Deleted User ok so you need to keep hanging out with them
Females be wild
als
o
thanks god I met my wife 12 years ago
When arguing with men and women
some dickgirls seem alright
tell the friend of yours you are interested in her
before crazy set in
There's a simple rule of thumb
When arguing with a man, the man is going to make it clear that his FACTS are going to be a pain.
When arguing with a woman, the woman is going to make it clear SHE'S going to be a pain.
Taken as a whole, though. Not everyone.
okay
bitter
Really though as much as the 'just be urself' shit is annoying and overly simplistic: the most important takeaway is don't try to be someone else.
You can't maintain that forever and also you'll probably come across as a weirdo because you're not used to being someone else.
That's also why there's some truth to the 'just act like you don't care about her' besides it just showing that you don't value her highly above yourself it shows when you're not acting like yourself and just comes across strangely
jesus
When you see the reverse of these things happen, it's the exception to the rule.
not even ina relationship and with your tips miss i want allready a divorce
But most importantly: Don't fucking take advice from lonely people in a politics chat room on a video game chat application
WAIT what you get relationship advice from a stand up comedian?
Dick girls, tit boys, same thing
Okay so when Bill Burr says the exact same things I do, don't listen to him either because he's a lonel--Wait. Shit.
someone shoot miss plz
---?
again?
Bill Burr is popular because people knew this shit already.
shot one of her knees
And it's CATHARSIS to see a comedian say it.
@Deleted User I'd listen to @Schedrevka advice .
"YES. And in so few words! This is hilarious! It's all true!"
But you're like
"EWW WHAT DO COMEDIANS KNOW"
Well, what.
A comedian can't be right? Is that the argument?
@Rabbi Shekels i know, i just want to see what type of ppl i am dealing with here
the girl is real also the dilema
Liberal women r the worst
but the fuck i am going to take any advice from here lol
Why.
tit boys lol
What if we're **right**
@Deleted User super serious though don't friend her
My wife's sister is a super sjw. 35 and miserable fed feminist lies
"Well, don't be right then! Because I already said I wouldn't listen!!"
You sir, are a goob.
make it clear you want to date her else your just wasting your time although that depends also
sorry to hear you have one of those in the family @LotheronPrime
Most sjw females end up miserable
"be yourself" translates into "don't improve"
I would say that. Yes. @Rabbi Shekels
is like toe in toe with an alcoholic @LotheronPrime
I had a friend who was led around for WEEKS because he didn't make it perfectly clear
he got her flowers. Asked her out
And she was all "Ah. :D" but
She had a boyfriend.
She thought some other guy was just being... kind. But not interested in a serious relationship
It was the most baffling shit in the world.
โHadโ
got her phone number, shes interested yay
wasnt that hard
friend came through
Wait where the fuck are you
guy friend or girl friend?
Now insert the penis
girl
@Scribblehatch fuck that shit i never let a girl do that to me , within the 1st or second date we are at least making out or im moving on
no no you have to have a written form of consent first
๐ฆ
Then she probably has reason to believe she's interested ๐
I would never wanna take things that fast.
who the heck gives flowers to some they don't want to fuck, cept on mothers day
Put it in without asking permission
and a third party needs to be present
shes a grown woman kidos
and a lawyer
"I heard you were a japanese beetle. Here's some flowers to put holes in."
"Aww~. Thank you"
You should ask her on a date to mcdonalds because you have a coupon and the mc rib is back
3rd party needs to be present the entire time to confirm consent throughout the entire experience
yes, and a video recording in case of later court proceeding
Chivks dig a dude with a refined pallette and fiscal responsibility
all participants needs to wear a body cam
Yes all video recordings need to be sent to [email protected] to properly document the consent
You can get married but do not involve the government or you're fucked.
"But tax benefits" You will be fucked raw.
well this is great
tim has his autistic army
hes edgy
and popular
nice to know im in the right place
yes a 3rd party photographic verification agency to guarantee authenticity
just setup a nest camera and share the stream with us
Yes to make sure it wasnโt staged
or the photographic evidence had been tampered with
SHARE THE LIVE STREAM
dont try to mudane matt that shit
That little faggot.
he is a faggot
Yeah for all we know the audio couldโve been changed from โSTOP PLEASe stOpโ to โHarder Daddy ๐ฉโ
Oh, but you know the only way to RUIN THAT REVEAL?
thats fucking low flagging other peoples vids
Ralph laughing like a fucking rubber clown.
Fuck Ralph.
Seriously.
thats hsit was lol ^
Ralph is a piece of shit too.
He must be so happy to have someone beneath him he can stomp on like this.
he sounds like it
And wow can we stomp on this idiot.
He just continues making videos without addressing it.
What a fool.
This is NEVER GOING AWAY.
i dont really follow them but when there is internet drama ill watch it
fucking lulzy as fuck
Tim's new vid up guys
I only know of Ralph
Because he was ECSTATIC at the initial news that UKIP was rejecting Sargon for saying nigger and such.
They changed their minds, but Ralph was CHEERING the initial news.
And it's like
What are you HAPPY ABOUT you fat tub of shit?
like a clock
You fucking loser.
Sargon is a good man.
Sargon Derangement Syndrome is as real as any other DS.
Oh that was ralph talking about that shit ?
So many people just attack him one day.
For no reason.
What a fucking scumbag
*Yes.*
I'm glad you agree.
Sargon is good peoples
i got to see him in nyc a few months ago
He's the 2nd coming of Al Borland
no ma'am
oh wait, that's al bundy
i know couple of people who hate Sargon with passion but can't really pinpoint why
They never can.
They probably just heard of Sargon through the grapevine,
Or a nasty unsubstantiated rumor that they can't convey to you with the clarity that they heard it
And even if they could, the way that they heard it, had no sources.
But despite all that "I hate him anyway..."
he's a statist, that's the only thing bad i can say about him
A lot of people donโt like him because GRR IM NOT IN THE CLUB
I hate how bugmen have ruined plaid shirts.
@Timcast Congrats on the 200,000 sir
congrats on the 6000 on bitchute
He has a bitchute?
Send link
yeah who cares about themtube
wtf is a bitchute
is a crypto currency for paratroopers?
Sweet
there are dozens of us on bitchute
dozens
it's pronounced bitch yuut
HIS NAME IS CUM HOE
bitch yeet.
bitch shoot
This is some funny shit.
danielle breholy is drying off
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