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2018-08-18 19:26:44 UTC

Uhh

2018-08-18 19:26:51 UTC

I need some advise

2018-08-18 19:28:33 UTC

just b urself

2018-08-18 19:28:39 UTC

advice?

2018-08-18 19:31:46 UTC

the wall is that way โฌ‡

2018-08-18 19:32:41 UTC

Girl advise

2018-08-18 19:33:08 UTC

sorry, can't help
i'm here to represent the big gay

2018-08-18 19:33:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480459202092072971/2xsfjwO.png

2018-08-18 19:34:26 UTC

but you can still ask, someone might be able to give you advice

2018-08-18 19:39:50 UTC

Oh whatever you do, btw

2018-08-18 19:39:55 UTC

Don't ask for girl advice from girls.

2018-08-18 19:40:09 UTC

No matter how smart they are, there is no possibility they will know what to tell you.

2018-08-18 19:41:54 UTC

I love how leftists only care about gays and minorities as long as they are leftist

2018-08-18 19:42:02 UTC

Well of course.

2018-08-18 19:42:09 UTC

@Scribblehatch im watching it meow

2018-08-18 19:42:10 UTC

they dont care about gays or minoriteis

2018-08-18 19:42:21 UTC

they care about people towing the line

2018-08-18 19:42:25 UTC

*toeing

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TOWING

2018-08-18 19:42:33 UTC

*toeing

2018-08-18 19:42:36 UTC

TOWING

2018-08-18 19:42:39 UTC

*toeing

2018-08-18 19:42:40 UTC

but yeah probably toeing too

2018-08-18 19:42:42 UTC

toting

2018-08-18 19:42:43 UTC

anyway

2018-08-18 19:42:47 UTC

that

2018-08-18 19:42:57 UTC

miss, i like this girl but shes is way over my league, any tips?

2018-08-18 19:43:10 UTC

someone's always the reacher

2018-08-18 19:43:13 UTC

might as well be you

2018-08-18 19:43:15 UTC

mass shooting is a no

2018-08-18 19:43:29 UTC

kidnapping?

2018-08-18 19:43:38 UTC

meh saving it for when i reach 40

2018-08-18 19:43:42 UTC

You gotta act like you don't care about her in the least, even as you're engaging with her.

2018-08-18 19:43:42 UTC

The caveman method, tried and true.

2018-08-18 19:43:53 UTC

Which makes for a very stupid display.

2018-08-18 19:44:01 UTC

i allready do that

2018-08-18 19:44:10 UTC

If that fails, give up.

2018-08-18 19:44:27 UTC

Have you tried asking her on a date?

2018-08-18 19:44:32 UTC

Old generations would say "Girls like it when you bug 'em."

2018-08-18 19:44:37 UTC

But that doesn't work anymore.

2018-08-18 19:44:39 UTC

@n@Deleted User fuck all these noobs

2018-08-18 19:45:09 UTC

what you have to do is aske her out on a date , better you find out sooner if she likes you or not this way you can stop thinking about her

2018-08-18 19:45:13 UTC

Like don't make a big deal out of it or anything but just ask "hey I was planning on doing x this weekend, would you like to come along?"

2018-08-18 19:45:20 UTC

Doesnโ€™t work on modern girls

2018-08-18 19:45:23 UTC

You will 100% be ostracized for doing half the things your grandparents did to meet each other.

2018-08-18 19:45:39 UTC

so i kidnap her into a date?

2018-08-18 19:45:44 UTC

if she doesnt like you then forget about her why would you want to spend time with a girl that doesnt want to spend time with you ?

2018-08-18 19:45:49 UTC

Imo I donโ€™t dare modern girls or take them seriously

2018-08-18 19:46:12 UTC
2018-08-18 19:46:16 UTC

listen to him

2018-08-18 19:46:18 UTC

or her

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or they

2018-08-18 19:46:28 UTC

They conflate equality with freedom from responsibility

2018-08-18 19:46:31 UTC

I agree though. Modern girls are raised **terribly.**

2018-08-18 19:46:37 UTC

what

2018-08-18 19:46:39 UTC

and half of the time they have penises

2018-08-18 19:46:39 UTC

They're trained to be awful.

2018-08-18 19:46:46 UTC

shes not awful

2018-08-18 19:46:49 UTC

Yeah half the time they are men

2018-08-18 19:46:51 UTC

they're not trained

2018-08-18 19:46:56 UTC

i mean i dont know, she could be a serial killer

2018-08-18 19:46:57 UTC

I'm not saying there aren't exceptions.

2018-08-18 19:47:02 UTC

or a feminist which is worse

2018-08-18 19:47:04 UTC

But taken as a whole, what I'm saying is true.

2018-08-18 19:47:10 UTC

@Deleted User How long you know this girl and do you have her phone number or some shit ?

2018-08-18 19:47:17 UTC

The worst kind of females are the ones with penis

2018-08-18 19:47:27 UTC

W R O N G

2018-08-18 19:47:28 UTC

2 days contro i dont have her number

2018-08-18 19:47:39 UTC

how do you know her ?

2018-08-18 19:47:41 UTC

Stalk her

2018-08-18 19:47:53 UTC

Follow her home late at night

2018-08-18 19:47:54 UTC

friend of a friend

2018-08-18 19:47:56 UTC

I started watching orange is the new black and the nicest prisoner is the man.

2018-08-18 19:48:08 UTC

Facts

2018-08-18 19:48:14 UTC

@Deleted User ok so you need to keep hanging out with them

2018-08-18 19:48:19 UTC

Females be wild

2018-08-18 19:48:32 UTC

als

2018-08-18 19:48:33 UTC

o

2018-08-18 19:48:38 UTC

thanks god I met my wife 12 years ago

2018-08-18 19:48:39 UTC

When arguing with men and women

2018-08-18 19:48:40 UTC

some dickgirls seem alright

2018-08-18 19:48:42 UTC

tell the friend of yours you are interested in her

2018-08-18 19:48:42 UTC

before crazy set in

2018-08-18 19:48:44 UTC

There's a simple rule of thumb

2018-08-18 19:48:59 UTC

When arguing with a man, the man is going to make it clear that his FACTS are going to be a pain.

2018-08-18 19:49:11 UTC

When arguing with a woman, the woman is going to make it clear SHE'S going to be a pain.

2018-08-18 19:49:58 UTC

Taken as a whole, though. Not everyone.

2018-08-18 19:50:01 UTC

okay

2018-08-18 19:50:03 UTC

bitter

2018-08-18 19:50:09 UTC

Really though as much as the 'just be urself' shit is annoying and overly simplistic: the most important takeaway is don't try to be someone else.
You can't maintain that forever and also you'll probably come across as a weirdo because you're not used to being someone else.
That's also why there's some truth to the 'just act like you don't care about her' besides it just showing that you don't value her highly above yourself it shows when you're not acting like yourself and just comes across strangely

2018-08-18 19:50:10 UTC

jesus

2018-08-18 19:50:12 UTC

When you see the reverse of these things happen, it's the exception to the rule.

2018-08-18 19:50:23 UTC

not even ina relationship and with your tips miss i want allready a divorce

2018-08-18 19:50:41 UTC

But most importantly: Don't fucking take advice from lonely people in a politics chat room on a video game chat application

2018-08-18 19:50:57 UTC

WAIT what you get relationship advice from a stand up comedian?

2018-08-18 19:51:02 UTC

Dick girls, tit boys, same thing

2018-08-18 19:51:04 UTC

Okay so when Bill Burr says the exact same things I do, don't listen to him either because he's a lonel--Wait. Shit.

2018-08-18 19:51:08 UTC

someone shoot miss plz

2018-08-18 19:51:13 UTC

---?

2018-08-18 19:51:22 UTC

again?

2018-08-18 19:51:24 UTC

Bill Burr is popular because people knew this shit already.

2018-08-18 19:51:27 UTC

shot one of her knees

2018-08-18 19:51:35 UTC

And it's CATHARSIS to see a comedian say it.

2018-08-18 19:51:37 UTC

@Deleted User I'd listen to @Schedrevka advice .

2018-08-18 19:51:48 UTC

"YES. And in so few words! This is hilarious! It's all true!"

2018-08-18 19:52:00 UTC

But you're like

2018-08-18 19:52:05 UTC

"EWW WHAT DO COMEDIANS KNOW"

2018-08-18 19:52:06 UTC

Well, what.

2018-08-18 19:52:12 UTC

A comedian can't be right? Is that the argument?

2018-08-18 19:52:14 UTC

@Rabbi Shekels i know, i just want to see what type of ppl i am dealing with here

2018-08-18 19:52:19 UTC

the girl is real also the dilema

2018-08-18 19:52:28 UTC

Liberal women r the worst

2018-08-18 19:52:30 UTC

but the fuck i am going to take any advice from here lol

2018-08-18 19:52:35 UTC

Why.

2018-08-18 19:52:35 UTC

tit boys lol

2018-08-18 19:52:38 UTC

What if we're **right**

2018-08-18 19:52:51 UTC

@Deleted User super serious though don't friend her

2018-08-18 19:52:55 UTC

My wife's sister is a super sjw. 35 and miserable fed feminist lies

2018-08-18 19:53:00 UTC

"Well, don't be right then! Because I already said I wouldn't listen!!"

2018-08-18 19:53:11 UTC

You sir, are a goob.

2018-08-18 19:53:13 UTC

make it clear you want to date her else your just wasting your time although that depends also

2018-08-18 19:53:13 UTC

sorry to hear you have one of those in the family @LotheronPrime

2018-08-18 19:53:19 UTC

Most sjw females end up miserable

2018-08-18 19:53:22 UTC

"be yourself" translates into "don't improve"

2018-08-18 19:53:25 UTC

I would say that. Yes. @Rabbi Shekels

2018-08-18 19:53:35 UTC

is like toe in toe with an alcoholic @LotheronPrime

2018-08-18 19:53:36 UTC

I had a friend who was led around for WEEKS because he didn't make it perfectly clear

2018-08-18 19:53:40 UTC

he got her flowers. Asked her out

2018-08-18 19:53:46 UTC

And she was all "Ah. :D" but

2018-08-18 19:53:48 UTC

She had a boyfriend.

2018-08-18 19:54:02 UTC

She thought some other guy was just being... kind. But not interested in a serious relationship

2018-08-18 19:54:08 UTC

It was the most baffling shit in the world.

2018-08-18 19:54:10 UTC

โ€œHadโ€

2018-08-18 19:54:14 UTC

got her phone number, shes interested yay

2018-08-18 19:54:16 UTC

wasnt that hard

2018-08-18 19:54:21 UTC

friend came through

2018-08-18 19:54:34 UTC

Wait where the fuck are you

2018-08-18 19:54:36 UTC

guy friend or girl friend?

2018-08-18 19:54:45 UTC

Now insert the penis

2018-08-18 19:54:47 UTC

girl

2018-08-18 19:54:49 UTC

@Scribblehatch fuck that shit i never let a girl do that to me , within the 1st or second date we are at least making out or im moving on

2018-08-18 19:55:00 UTC

no no you have to have a written form of consent first

2018-08-18 19:55:01 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-08-18 19:55:05 UTC

Then she probably has reason to believe she's interested ๐Ÿ‘

2018-08-18 19:55:06 UTC

I would never wanna take things that fast.

2018-08-18 19:55:17 UTC

who the heck gives flowers to some they don't want to fuck, cept on mothers day

2018-08-18 19:55:18 UTC

Put it in without asking permission

2018-08-18 19:55:23 UTC

and a third party needs to be present

2018-08-18 19:55:34 UTC

shes a grown woman kidos

2018-08-18 19:55:38 UTC

and a lawyer

2018-08-18 19:55:41 UTC

"I heard you were a japanese beetle. Here's some flowers to put holes in."

2018-08-18 19:55:53 UTC

"Aww~. Thank you"

2018-08-18 19:56:01 UTC

You should ask her on a date to mcdonalds because you have a coupon and the mc rib is back

2018-08-18 19:56:03 UTC

3rd party needs to be present the entire time to confirm consent throughout the entire experience

2018-08-18 19:56:30 UTC

yes, and a video recording in case of later court proceeding

2018-08-18 19:56:31 UTC

Chivks dig a dude with a refined pallette and fiscal responsibility

2018-08-18 19:56:55 UTC

all participants needs to wear a body cam

2018-08-18 19:57:18 UTC

Yes all video recordings need to be sent to [email protected] to properly document the consent

2018-08-18 19:57:21 UTC

You can get married but do not involve the government or you're fucked.

2018-08-18 19:57:31 UTC

"But tax benefits" You will be fucked raw.

2018-08-18 19:57:32 UTC

well this is great

2018-08-18 19:57:37 UTC

tim has his autistic army

2018-08-18 19:57:42 UTC

hes edgy

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and popular

2018-08-18 19:57:51 UTC

nice to know im in the right place

2018-08-18 19:58:08 UTC

yes a 3rd party photographic verification agency to guarantee authenticity

2018-08-18 19:58:25 UTC

just setup a nest camera and share the stream with us

2018-08-18 19:58:30 UTC

Yes to make sure it wasnโ€™t staged

2018-08-18 19:58:47 UTC

or the photographic evidence had been tampered with

2018-08-18 19:59:04 UTC

SHARE THE LIVE STREAM

2018-08-18 19:59:12 UTC

dont try to mudane matt that shit

2018-08-18 19:59:33 UTC

That little faggot.

2018-08-18 19:59:39 UTC

he is a faggot

2018-08-18 19:59:45 UTC

Yeah for all we know the audio couldโ€™ve been changed from โ€œSTOP PLEASe stOpโ€ to โ€œHarder Daddy ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€

2018-08-18 19:59:47 UTC

Oh, but you know the only way to RUIN THAT REVEAL?

2018-08-18 19:59:55 UTC

thats fucking low flagging other peoples vids

2018-08-18 19:59:56 UTC

Ralph laughing like a fucking rubber clown.

2018-08-18 20:00:05 UTC

Fuck Ralph.

2018-08-18 20:00:06 UTC

Seriously.

2018-08-18 20:00:10 UTC

thats hsit was lol ^

2018-08-18 20:00:31 UTC

Ralph is a piece of shit too.

2018-08-18 20:00:41 UTC

He must be so happy to have someone beneath him he can stomp on like this.

2018-08-18 20:00:42 UTC

he sounds like it

2018-08-18 20:00:51 UTC

And wow can we stomp on this idiot.

2018-08-18 20:01:01 UTC

He just continues making videos without addressing it.

2018-08-18 20:01:05 UTC

What a fool.

2018-08-18 20:01:12 UTC

This is NEVER GOING AWAY.

2018-08-18 20:01:36 UTC

i dont really follow them but when there is internet drama ill watch it

2018-08-18 20:01:45 UTC

fucking lulzy as fuck

2018-08-18 20:02:10 UTC

Tim's new vid up guys

2018-08-18 20:02:12 UTC

I only know of Ralph

2018-08-18 20:02:28 UTC

Because he was ECSTATIC at the initial news that UKIP was rejecting Sargon for saying nigger and such.

2018-08-18 20:02:39 UTC

They changed their minds, but Ralph was CHEERING the initial news.

2018-08-18 20:02:41 UTC

And it's like

2018-08-18 20:02:50 UTC

What are you HAPPY ABOUT you fat tub of shit?

2018-08-18 20:02:56 UTC

like a clock

2018-08-18 20:02:57 UTC

You fucking loser.

2018-08-18 20:03:00 UTC

Sargon is a good man.

2018-08-18 20:03:15 UTC

Sargon Derangement Syndrome is as real as any other DS.

2018-08-18 20:03:20 UTC

Oh that was ralph talking about that shit ?

2018-08-18 20:03:23 UTC

So many people just attack him one day.

2018-08-18 20:03:29 UTC

For no reason.

2018-08-18 20:03:34 UTC

What a fucking scumbag

2018-08-18 20:03:38 UTC

*Yes.*

2018-08-18 20:03:40 UTC

I'm glad you agree.

2018-08-18 20:03:44 UTC

Sargon is good peoples

2018-08-18 20:03:55 UTC

i got to see him in nyc a few months ago

2018-08-18 20:04:20 UTC

He's the 2nd coming of Al Borland

2018-08-18 20:04:27 UTC

no ma'am

2018-08-18 20:04:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480467066642497546/large.png

2018-08-18 20:04:37 UTC

oh wait, that's al bundy

2018-08-18 20:04:39 UTC

i know couple of people who hate Sargon with passion but can't really pinpoint why

2018-08-18 20:04:46 UTC

They never can.

2018-08-18 20:04:53 UTC

They probably just heard of Sargon through the grapevine,

2018-08-18 20:05:11 UTC

Or a nasty unsubstantiated rumor that they can't convey to you with the clarity that they heard it

2018-08-18 20:05:22 UTC

And even if they could, the way that they heard it, had no sources.

2018-08-18 20:05:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480467307966103562/IMG_6537.JPG

2018-08-18 20:05:38 UTC

But despite all that "I hate him anyway..."

2018-08-18 20:05:41 UTC

he's a statist, that's the only thing bad i can say about him

2018-08-18 20:06:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480467499326898177/Richard-Karn-Home-Improvement-autographed-8x10-photo-signed.png

2018-08-18 20:06:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480467514795753472/c99.png

2018-08-18 20:07:03 UTC

A lot of people donโ€™t like him because GRR IM NOT IN THE CLUB

2018-08-18 20:08:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480467975921729546/IMG_6548.JPG

2018-08-18 20:08:24 UTC

I hate how bugmen have ruined plaid shirts.

2018-08-18 20:10:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/480468674176614402/WilliamRegal.gif

2018-08-18 20:12:26 UTC

@Timcast Congrats on the 200,000 sir

2018-08-18 20:15:20 UTC

congrats on the 6000 on bitchute

2018-08-18 20:15:31 UTC

He has a bitchute?

2018-08-18 20:15:35 UTC

Send link

2018-08-18 20:15:38 UTC

yeah who cares about themtube

2018-08-18 20:15:39 UTC

wtf is a bitchute

2018-08-18 20:15:53 UTC

is a crypto currency for paratroopers?

2018-08-18 20:16:07 UTC

Sweet

2018-08-18 20:17:47 UTC

there are dozens of us on bitchute

2018-08-18 20:17:50 UTC

dozens

2018-08-18 20:18:32 UTC

it's pronounced bitch yuut

2018-08-18 20:18:43 UTC

HIS NAME IS CUM HOE

2018-08-18 20:19:03 UTC

bitch yeet.

2018-08-18 20:19:36 UTC

bitch shoot

2018-08-18 20:24:01 UTC

This is some funny shit.

2018-08-18 20:24:02 UTC

danielle breholy is drying off

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