Jesus what the fuck was that video

Are there men who are actually into that shit

Wtf

I mean, women of vibrator

Like, vibrators are weird too

Japan make some weird aas vibrator

Well I've never used one so Idk

Doesn't Japan have horse cock vibrators

WHELP THERE GOES MY RECOMMENDED VIDEOS!

*Seinfeld theme*

Theres a law that make it so that Sextoy has to look kinda like toys in order to protect the children from learning the truth.

Its weird law

In japan

Oh yeah, that's why they censor dicks

Oh that's fucked up

I can't find it on amazon anymore

AND YET

!rank

Do they arrest kid that looks in their pants ?

What the fuck is THAT

That's not a parody btw

Japan has a penis festival.

it's alright

Brb heading to japan

Well now I know why they scoff at feminism

we have gay pride month

I dunno

at least they usually wear socks on their junk.

Personally I think dicks look weird

It's okay, most guys think dicks look weird too.

you don't go to progressive gay parades

Considering Japan has the lowest rate of reported crime and rape, I think they may be on to something

I mean, fuck, Vaginas look weird.

"Last chicken in the shop"

you mean axe wound Rye

But again, I've never had sex so I don't know if id end up liking them

and then sliced roast beef

We're all virgins here

R/incels 2.0

If I was a virgin I'd probably kill myself

RIGHT?

<Several people are typing>

lmao

in a mass shooting or some shit

well, after

Incel rebellion is real

Well I'm a virgin except one night when I thought I was lesbian

But I don't think that counts

No honey that doesn't count

Good

Thot-vanagi

No u

I am most certainly not a thot

Mont, you cant call people thot when your profile pic is literally a silicon ass toy

sadly, possibly.

Plastic can't be a whore

Im not a thot im just a virgin

I don't look at the cup from the "1 man 1 cup" and say

it has only one purpose

"Goddamn, that sexy cup was really craving too much attention, maybe she had it coming"

How do girls use doorknobs

_notices the word cup and has flashbacks_

The word cup has been ruined for me many years ago..

Dont bring that up

Old meme senny

2 girls

btw

Pretty sure I got ptsd as kid

just a reminder

Noooo

Lmfao

oh it's broads all over?

Now I know daddy Hansen is watching over me

I can be a broad too

just need to find a good photo from FB

So this is an aside from the sexy tina and the broads

Who's sexy tina

Sexy tina is my avatar

it's a combination of tits a mouth and a vagene

in a very disturbing way

I tried finding it

eeep

lemme try again

ah

You'll never catch me alive hensen

found it

https://www.amazon.com/SHEQU-Pussy-Oral-Masturbator-Boobs/dp/B071RC5TBD?th=1

the nose is what makes me laugh such much

Holy shit...only 45.68, what a deal

Oh God there is a nose

who the fuck would put their dick in that

must have for everyone, it's status symbol

especially their black dick like the pictures suggest

It looks like this gone wrong...

it's an amalgam of sex organs and food intake

I wonder if such a creature could be engineered

perfect woman don't exist

Like, it's got hairs on the bottom of the "back" to move around

Just take all the important parts of *gets arrested by SJW overlords*

:^)

I imagine that it would be a sea creature of some sort

Oh good lord. o_o

Now, you know what I would want to see ?

a cupcake?

Who would win, Astolfo plushie or sexy Tina ?

I don't know

I tried googling that

this is what I got...

lol

That is legit adorable

It looks like a pokemon

NO. NONONONONO

hmm. what type would it be?

I meant this abomination

fallipichu

it's haunted

Fairy type

What does it evolve into?

A functioning adult

a weeb

Babies don't take the fallopian tube with them....

the one I posted evolves you, to gay

it sheds its Fallopian-ness

I wonder what pokemon taste like

ugh I gotta finish my kernel patch and issue an RFC to the maintainer today

There are in-universe instances of humans eating pokemon.

Also, why aren't you in gamer?

gamer?

umm.. didn't knew Linus is a TIm Pool fan

there's a gamer role

I am not intelligent enough to be linus

I dunno

Not really a rolefag

I'm not even intelligent enough to write kernel patches so ..

The role actually adds the optional gaming channels to your list.

^

oh

It's actually functional.

I remember there was some !gamer thing

I don't really play games here I guess so it's semi-pointless unless there's comedic shit happening in there

also, lets you be pinged if we have an impromptu game session

Some guys got from gaming news to talking nuclear plants so...

k

I like that VC is still empty

I was on the (((real))) sargoy server in VC

there are some WEIRD motherfuckers there

Also he keeps talking about traps

Sargon will kill another maymay

I mean... the reaper can have traps.

Nothing of value was lost.

sargon the reaper

I need a ballistic scientist and a fluid dynamics guy

that can perform some math for me

I wanna do a sort of clone design of 9x39; just in .375 cal

utilizing a tungsten carbide penetrator

You want to design a gun?

no, bullet

I wanna use .375 socom for the bullet design

Huh, too bad making them is a capital punishment here. Cant help you there.

then make subsonic loads for it that can surpass the 9x39

So, you want a quieter round with the penetration of a .375

9x39 is a cartridge that was designed to be subsonic and armor piercing

I want to design a good bullet that can surpass the experimental loads that they produced

Here's hoping I can eventually make a gun purchase that I'm not vaguely disappointed in...

I think a reasonable target point is 12mm

Are you unhappy with your guns?

Eh, they're alright for starters.

Well buyers remourse applies to everything

I had a little buyers remorse for my M4

If you dont shoot them, it feels like a waste

My Featherlight is great, but the only range that'll let me fire it charges out the ass.

but the parts availability is great provided I don't need a new barrel

Why that range specifically?

I mean, why you need that specific range?

Is it indoor?

Caliber too high

Lots of ranges don't allow shotguns

yeah

Lots of damage to the range.

Normally you get ranges specifically designed for trap or skeet

It's not damage per-se it's cleanup when patterning

the trap and skeet generally don't like 'home defense' shotguns

but the only ones we have here are exclusive.

you gotta find BLM

Not sure Texas has BLM

it should

Huh, didnt realize that bout shotguns

it's a minor annoyance most of the time

my Mosin Nagant is a damn powerful gun

And that does explain why shotgun ranges are usually clays or skeet shooting

doing patterning is painful

Can't in good conscience mount a scope on it though

costs 50 cents a shot

yeah; don't bubba it

and I can't plink with it.

It's so funny how expensive 7.62x54R has gotten

Damn, Im getting envious here.

just get an AR

Then I just recently bought a handgun, to go for my concealed carry, so I can gain access to a local exclusive club

More I hear talk more Im tempted to see bout smuggling one here. If it wernt a capital offence.

buuuuuuut I bought a .22

And the qualifying test doesn't allow for rimfire

lol

so I can get fucked.

yeah

get a cheapo police trade-in

Whats rimfire?

one sec

should be able to get a 3rd gen glock pretty cheap

rimfire means the primer is in the rim of the case

instead of a separate primer insert that's pressed in

Ah ammo designation

I understand primer and case.

So its like the entire flat end of the round then?

I guess

just google it

probably better than anything I can explain

lol

Yeah I see a gif on wiki now

I've been considering doing bullet swaging

still conflicted because of the large initial investment

Is there a real difference between firing a .22 and the next caliber in center fire?

Last time I went to the range, I took a mock CHL test and aced it with the .22. I'm just wondering what I need to watch out for with a big boy gun.

a .25acp is about the same as a .22lr

I'm thinking since I've got a Walther PPQ .22, I'll want to stick with something close to that.

I might see if I can borrow a PPQ 45

I would start with 9

but .45acp isn't that bad

just don't go .40 initially

I think I've already told you about all this tho

The .45 looks exactly like the .22. I'd just expect an actual kick from the .45

I should buy a new .22lr pistol

My Walther IS rather fun to shoot.

And it was pretty damn cheap

I'd go with one of the buckwhatevers

what I need is a decent .22 rifle.

Actually put my eighty dollar plinking setup to work.

get a 10/22 or if you want accuracy; go with a savage bolt action one

I have an FV-SR for practice

with a fixed 4x scope