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That commercial is perfect. Just a nice short VISIT to weird.
Pleasant.
Not culty.
whatchamacallits are the shit
Just take a break and watch Japanese commercials if your need a silly laugh
Oh I do.
I sing this as loud as I can.
**RAMEN WO KUWASERO~~~~**
Also I liked when commercials weren't afraid to be SILLY DARK
You didn't just have to be silly light, you could go SILLY DARK.
My flagship example being this fucking crazy shit.
"Caucasian?"
"NO. PINK"
I blame the fall with the "cool" Super Bowl commercials.
Snickers had some good ones even as commercials themselves started to suck.
Along with Geico.
Geico is still trying.
Those mayhem commercials?
I applaud their effort.
best thing ever
Lol
Mr.Mayhem
Everyone loves that guy
Apparently his name is johnny mayhem irl
It's sad when insurance has the best commercials
In fact, I've seen his commercials in movie theaters
And as soon as people recognize him he gets applause
Talk about sucessful commercials
Geico's commercials, like, contributed something after you watched them.
Like I knew people who had that fucking ringtone afterwards. lol
It's like they had a mini-sitcom on every channel.
And made the best of their craft.
sorry, I just have to link the Guardian article I got that report from: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/aug/03/trust-government-media-confident-banks-falling
They seriously have a form to fill out to tell them why people don't trust them
Prff.
Every place of work has a suggestion box.
I wonder if any of those have EVER done anything.
It usually does if it involves food. Other things, not so much
Think the media is aware of the fact the general pop dont like them? Or feigned ignorance?
If the former, youd think they would try harder to reconcile with the public, which they dont seem to be doing now.
No, they don't seem to understand that "informing the public" doesn't mean "converting the public"
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Oh I think a lot of the media knows it
Like the people caught by Veritas saying "Oh that's adorable" when talking about integrity.
They're jaded.
And I can understand being jaded, but I have absolutely NO RESPECT for the people who have decided to hang up their gloves and not fight this shit.
"Yeah I'll just become part of it. WHAT CAN YA DO?! GA-HYUK~! XD"
I mean cuck gets thrown around pretty loosely these days, but that's what it is.
A complete doomsaying defeatist fuck.
The media knows they're hated. But they don't care.
They're a million little pieces looking out for themselves.
They're Blockbuster.
I have more respect for Blockbuster's actions back then than the media's today.
They're Toys R Us.
better
Circuit City.
Oh, that was a dumb move... CC deserved it
Yes.
Toys R Us was definitely on the way out, but Hasbro royally screwed them to finish them off
I remember the most infuriating part of the story, is that the employees were paid based on a merit based thing..
And over time, this was just plain... removed.
"Okay employees. We pay you worse now. No matter how well you do. Deal?"
What a great idea.
It's funny how decisions as stupid as those usually happen when a company is in a pinch.
"Ah shit I got SHOT. Better drink this ELIXIR with the jolly roger label. Must be a pirate elixir. And pirates are fun."
The whole "let's replace *all* the old guard for new faces straight out of college because it's cheaper" move was the worst
I think we can all agree.
Pirates are fun.
Have a drink.
It's fun.
Think of it as a way to help future generations
I get so sick of the story: "Let's just hire people who won't complain"
Lets be honest?
Games sell better than toys
Movies made to sell toys suck now
I was a toy kid for only the earliest years of my life.
I got barely any.
I had ninja turtles, and then when I discovered what an NES was, games were all I got.
So I just played kid adventure games
Games were all I asked for, from then on.
On the old pc
So I can't really relate to buying toys *at all.*
I'd love to have more perspective.
I used to play alot of bionicles and knex
same
i still have "toys" action figures but just colelct them
Guys, assist me in stuffing Ginga into a locker.
I like crafts
@GingaBomber dont forget legos
Later we will perform an atomic wedgie on this turbonerd.
lmao
Yeah but I got more bionicles than that
Bioncle is a subsection of Lego
i stopped playing with legos after the time ship set
Family of engineers: Legos never go away
when my pa pa bought a new
@Scribblehatch yup i believe thats it
I think if I did Id get megablocks instead
Lego does no millitary sets
yup i had that ship
Legos have gotten into the licensing bug and gotten even more expensive
Guys let us stuff Contro into a locker.
other kids had the medival castle
Lockers for all
Contro, touch your toes
Meanwhile, I've done nothing locker-worthy. Don't look into my past. I'm perfect.
Dude you want to know how nerd I was? I entered a few lego assembly comps
@Scribblehatch you seem to have a locker stuffing fetish is that a euphanism for something ?
And won 1st and 2nd place
In the both comps I joined
@GingaBomber damn for reals ? that's cool
I won a rakshi for 1st place
...that's not a great prize
In malaysia thats good
Youre looking at like 40 bucks for a cheaper one
Wait, that's BOOZE?
Hell, It was a good prize for me at the time
"Good job with the legos, kid. Now get SMASHED."
Nah, it's a Bionicle thing
"Here is something that will make you very terrible with legos."
It's hard mode
dont forget lego technix
that shit was advanced legos then the robotix legos came i think
It was nicer on the fingers than Knex
Bionicle was so strange.
I found knex rather painful sometimes
But I liked building Shit like robots with it.
Cant get that with lego. Too rigid
holy fuck ....
they made a porno on the brexxit
Erector sets were pretty good for that, too, if you didn't have a friend who almost cut a finger off with that stuff and so your mom didn't get you any sets
They make one on everything
The public have voted for Brexxxit so Teaser Maynot is going have to use her feminine charms on the leader of The Laymore Party Jizza Cwoarbyn to get the hard exit she wants
On a trip to The White House, Teaser strengths her special relationship with Tronald Dump.
Russian leader Gladimhere Putitin gets hot and bothered when the Ice Queen and First Lady of America, Mania Dump reveals her hot, well-toned body.
Scottish leader Knickerless Virgin reaches out to the German Chancellor, Angular Merkin for support but they end up in a tartan tryst.
Pianne Faggot uses her large assets to persuade a loyal Whorey supporter to put his X under the Laymore Party.
The uniformed masses have to get their news from somewhere ๐
lmao
Pewnews confirmed better than CNN
My god.
Jesus the actors dont even look good
...seen the people they're supposed to parody?
They will parody ANYTHING
Even breakfast cereals
I swear to you I've seen this: "Slutty Bunches of Hoes"
R34 applies to pornos I guess
I was hoping it stuck with just poorly drawn pics
Sup bays and grills
Anyone know if Tim is gonna stream from the rally ?
Let us stuff Senny in a locker.
Unfortunately the only guy who can answer that is... not here
Get in the locker Senny, you nerdbird.
Jesus fucking christ in a handbasket whats with you and stuffing shit into lockers
wat ?
Nerds go in lockers.
That's the natural order.
I'm too stupid to be nerd
That's a Media stereotype. That doesn't happen in reality
Normally because actual lockers were slightly too small.
Imagine being so rich you have huge ass lockers
If I could put a stove in my locker, that would've been amazing
Or a gun like the old days
I think a Dillinger still fits, but it's not the best for hunting
Or shooting courses
Do schools still have 'Shop classes or have those gone the way of the dodo?
Highly doubt it now.
There was a King of the Hill episode about this.
Anything that could be a weapon, is a weapon.
Anything of practical use is no longer worthy to be taught in school
It's all been feminized to ashes.
Oh BOY. Safety!!!
Absolute unrelenting safety!! XD
Anything male = bad
They wouldn't hate males so much.
It's just that roughhousing is so highly male.
To be fair, I don't think there's any home-ec classes anymore either
And they don't see the purpose of roughhousing
Good luck in zero tolerance
Jesus thats basically laws that make it illegal to defend oneself
"Well we could explain the purpose--"
"NOPE! Pls get rid of it pls. Hurry pls."
Makes one feel good to force people to be good
Kids do break under that...
Define what it means to be good
Just now from that wording
I realize what the feminist philisophy is
"Safe = Good"
No fighting
This is the PRIME directive.
No namecalling
Nevermind that unresolved conflict will boil up
Safe = Good, and then all logic that contradicts this is attacked, and any logic that agrees with this, is secondary.
Use active descriptors, not negation ones
But it all starts with Safe = Good.
I mean they argue for making the whole world a safe space
But what if it ISN'T true?
What if something risky is good?
Then you believe in capitalism, commie
๐จ
How can I do both
That's crazy town banana pants
Is... that a emoji with a beanie..
๐ฐ
A tool never used isn't a tool; it's a trophy
Like wives?
And a microwave left running with nothing in it, will destroy itself.
Also yeah I don't even understand the concept of a trophy wife.
Is that literally just showing off to other people..?
Wait, who's advocating for communism?
"Look at the human being I captured. JEALOUS?"
It was sarcasm
I mean, what is that
What it does *do*
Okay, good. I didn't smell a commie. I was confused.
one two three four I smell commie scum
Who the hell got footage of me?
*COMMIE-STRIKING RAGE DIAMOND ZANTETSUKEN*
He really got that guy good. o:
It's really the most impressive assassination I've ever seen.
I've seen that photo a couple of times in recent days. I don't know of the incident.
Anyone care to spare some free emotional labor?
Commie was speaking at podium.
Samurai felt like killing.
It was like reeses peanut butter cups.
You got **SAMURAI** in my **COMMIE**
God DAMN who ever fucked with the embed on this.
Seriously.
So, was Mr. Last Samurai crazed, or specifically targeting communism?
Oh dude he committed suicide directly after this, in samurai fashion.
Praising the emperor.
Holy shit.
Ultra nationalist kid
"Seven lives for my country. Long live His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor!"
He wasnt even 20 when he did it
They still celebrate the assassination
OF COURSE THEY DID
o: Wouldn't you?
Well, a very small group of ultranationalists
MASH THAT DIRTY RED SCUM
Imagine if Japan went commie instead of POST WAR ECONOMIC MIRACLE
Dunno, I wouldnt be pleased if anyone was stabbed on stage commie or not memes aside
What's it feel like to KILL A MAN?
I dont think the kid had any regrets
๐ถ I wouldn't know. I've only killed communists.
I don't think anyone would allow Japan to go Communist after how they had humiliated Russia in the past
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