just to Troll globalist west

NK, China and Russia suddenly declearing they want to make fair deals with America cuz Trump convinced them,

And they felt insulted with Europe and Democratic leaders

the thing that sucks, is that America's relationship with Russia has never been good. Not in a long long while anyway. Despite us not being in open war with them....ever.

And Id say the cold war is still on

And the left isnt helping

nah cold war is over,

we're in the meme war now

it never ended, it transformed, but never ended

and it wasn't even a war

it was an arms race

it was against the soviets though, who are gone now

Still its there. More of a battle for influence now

please, Putin was part of the arms race, he kept it going

but really, like, is there a reason we feud? is it because our leaders are children?

🍆 this is why

i think we should leave Europe to deal with russia, and just say "hey, stay off our lands and these key allies here, and you do you. We will defend these allies but won't engage in their wars, you guys have at it"

I like how hollywood now wants proof before firing people now #metoo James Gunn 🔫

don't leave me here 😦

#toolate

we can open our boarders to European refugees

if you're gonna throw Europe to the wolves,

Atleast give me a greencard

getting a greencard is easy, marry an american

🤔

wanna get hitched Grenade? 😉

already taken

Marry an American from a southern state*

go down to the local army base and flirt around

yeah but you look like the kind of Grenade that can take two people with 😉

us army base*

Considering the large islamist population, claim asylum as a gay person

how about i just trade the oil from my greasy neckbeard forehead?

you americans like oil don't you?

Only olive oil from Mediterraneans

naw, needs to be oil taken by force

Which is harvested from their hair

True fact

i'm part slav, i have midterranian hair 😉

darker than Obama

XD lol when the us special forces knocks at my door after a metal show cuz im oily as hell

XD

maybe i should bring a mexican scapegoat

so that i can be like "LOOK an illegal mexican"

and run away whilst they try to grab Diego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LB8dq5Dh2w

he should just tweet out "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub"

@Grenade123 i dont understand rick and morty my iq isnt high enough

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Copypasta drop ^

not sure there are women with an IQ of 0 😉

hippety hoppety
women are property

how did that magic cat even know?!¿

Magic cat doesn't know. It make it so

lets just say it wont cost him a lot of mana

Tim pool makes great women lol

its that half asian side

eew a hairy beanie

Also I made him bald

how redundent

i mean everyone interested have seen the pics

bit more bald then the pics though

Yea that's the point

Full bald is better.

Took out the hair

Also I gave him glasses

tbh if and more likely when i get bald

i will shave it all off

punish the hair for insubordination

Okay enough tim memes

Who should I fuck with next

^this guy

@Deleted User is this one of those Deep Learning manifold-morphing things?

Or are you doing this by hand?

there is an app for that

What's this app?

XD

no i mean Shiv is an app

she is an AI

im trying to train her to draw me anime tiddy

XD

bob n vagen pls

Try something with Amir Khan

He has the hipster beard and stache last I saw

XD

Oh fuck its talcum x @Deleted User wtf did you do

XD

Guess who

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

.......................................

Hehehehehe

not me?

lol

OH

DAVE RUBIN

got it

took me a sec hahah

dont know how it took me so long XD

CANT UNSEEE XD

Hehehe

It was easier to identify in the original

XD looool

I added bangs

ohhh i see

Made the hair more feminine

u using photoshop??

or an app?

GIMP

oh oh i see

NO UR A GIMP :C

Too poor for photoshop

XD get paint . net

its like a freeware photoshop

pretty legit

Nah I can do some great stuff with GIMP

from what i can tell

Like bald Paul

LOL

looks like a middle age mutant ninja turtle

I made a ton of bald people

XD

ill stab u if u make me bald

Bald Rubin

XD LOOOOL

AHHAHAH TEH FUTURE AWAITS

Bald Steven Crowder

LOOOOL i cant wait till he looks like that

Bald milo

lolll

milo

looks almost liek maynard james keenan

from TOOL

I literally have a folder full of bald people

Named Egg

I'm trying to find it

XD LOOOL

eggheads

@Deleted User ummm asking for a friend.... can you make some fake pornos too ? Its for a friend

she doesnt do anime tiddy

Pls

oh

Sho me tiddy

I mean my friend

make a boob look like tims face, and another like emily

No.

@Rabbi Shekels no.

Lmao 😂

cmon

then sqeeze the tiddys together to make em kiss

timely best ship fite me

Okay I found the folder of bald people

Bald dankula

Isn't this similar to child grooming?

like he needs any more accusations of being a skinhead

@Deleted User i think you have a bald fetish

Bald Tommy Robinson

Imgur Post - Imgur

http://imgur.com/6KUO8zQ

Bald Sargon

Wait was the first one anna Kasparian?

Who

Also the power is gone, I'll post the rest of the eggbois later

Who is that?

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

It's Dave Rubin @Dennafen

Ah.

Yeah, that makes more sense.

Lmfao

Male ana kasparian

I should do that

Make me bald

Um

No computer rn

Power's gone

Maybe once it's back

rip india

Were do you live where you power just vanishes? Ukraine, or California?

The power is normally stable, but we've been having heavy thunderstorms

A tree fell on the power lines

I feel like people don't understand my jokes...

Tree wuz kil

Sorry lol

It ded

I'm very sorry

Normally when people say that stuff I take it seriously

Poe's law and all

It's all good.

Rip ⛈

god punishing you for not making me anime tiddy

Delishus anime tiddies

God loves anime tiddy

i prefer real tiddy

u can actually touch

Oh wait

I want Anime Tiddy I can touch.

I have two more eggmen

We're close.

Bald Cenk

I worked very hard to get the lighting right

10/10 armenians disliked this image

You were so concerned with if you could, you never asked yourself, should you do it.

Bald Ben

we are so far past that point, that we should keep going too see what happens

do a bald Abigail

Hahah! Ben looks like a comic book villian!

Oh there was one where I gave him glasses Lemme find it

If you Photoshop a smile on Shapiro, he literally looks like a villain

he could totes pull lex luther off

And with glasses and a goatee

Jewish Heisenberg

oops that was meant to go in <#398973785426100234>

Sargons new vid is gud

classic sargon

Definitely ^

Shapiroberg?

that looks like Jordan Peterson and Emma Watsons love child

Young jbp

XD

now do young yourself! 😛

The eyebrows were taken from a ben Shapiro pic btw

lol checkin that new sarggy vid

quality

Bald Ben looks like harmful opinions

lets call sargon saggy, cuz his mantits are getting saggy from him losing weight 😛

Jordan looks noice

his hands are too big tho when hes young

XD

saggy of kekadd

saggy ole titskadd

I've decided that instead of building a wall on the northern border, it is time for the United States to annex Canada.

muh brudda

again, this chat is going 2fast4me

ANGRY TIM IS BACK BAY BEE!

my comment was for the anime titty comment

"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party."

Canada can come down to the party as long as they leave the poutine upstairs.

They have to send treadeu to isis also we dont want him

wash your Trudeau

No, they should bring him down with so that we can publicly ridicule him at least once a week

Just export a copy of the constitution. We'll get this sorted

Make sure you upgrade the Second Amendment so dipshit leftists can't willfully misinterpret it.

I hate when tim self censors .... sucks that he has too

They'll willfully misinterpret whatever they want

sure, but I mean, if the language is clearer in modern times speaking styles, everybody else can tell them to shut the fuck up

We just have to create a compromise commune... In the territories

Right now it's like "OH SEE IT SAYS MILITIA OBVIOUSLY IT'S A COLLECTIVE RIGHT"

Even though everything else is quite blatantly an individual right

Go be a commie out here where nobody goes anyway