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2018-10-30 11:20:38 UTC

haha

2018-10-30 11:20:46 UTC

i didn't even think of that ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-10-30 11:20:54 UTC

Again it's only for the fatty fucks

2018-10-30 11:21:00 UTC

Fat shaming isnt real

2018-10-30 11:21:04 UTC

why the fatty fucks?

2018-10-30 11:21:07 UTC

They shouldn't pig out

2018-10-30 11:21:12 UTC

cuz you can't tell if they're pregnant by looking

2018-10-30 11:21:20 UTC

but that would be discrimination, that would get thrown out of court even faster

2018-10-30 11:21:26 UTC

the whole point is to deny pregnany women entry.

2018-10-30 11:21:33 UTC

you wouldn't even be approaching the bench with that one

2018-10-30 11:21:47 UTC

you can't just go and give them a visa, and when they show up to get on the plane / get off you turn them away because they've got a bit of a belly

2018-10-30 11:22:12 UTC

What about we force them to pay for it too

2018-10-30 11:22:15 UTC

Like the wall

2018-10-30 11:22:23 UTC

not every anchor baby is mexican

2018-10-30 11:22:24 UTC

you racist ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-10-30 11:23:08 UTC

no complaints if you make em pay for it.

2018-10-30 11:23:21 UTC

just be prepared to endure the significant reduction in tourism.

2018-10-30 11:23:29 UTC

might kill off a few towns.

2018-10-30 11:23:30 UTC

you'd still be violating human rights

2018-10-30 11:23:31 UTC

but no worries.

2018-10-30 11:23:52 UTC

don't worry, LA can use the reduction in tourism ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-10-30 11:24:12 UTC

they need to get fucked so they'll kick out all those corrupt people and illegals

2018-10-30 11:24:13 UTC

i'm UK so i don't get the joke

2018-10-30 11:24:15 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-10-30 11:24:22 UTC

well i'm in the netherlands ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-10-30 11:24:38 UTC

but LA is essentially the tourist hot-spot for america

2018-10-30 11:24:46 UTC

Nah mate yall can cuck yourselfs

2018-10-30 11:24:52 UTC

This is my nation

2018-10-30 11:25:00 UTC

I choose how we do shit

2018-10-30 11:25:05 UTC

i'm trying to uncuck thanks.

2018-10-30 11:25:31 UTC

i'm just pointing out the repurcussions of your dumb idea.

2018-10-30 11:25:59 UTC

make it more expensive to get a visa, you'll see a reduction in tourism as people chose to go other places instead.

2018-10-30 11:26:11 UTC

you'd be surprised how many towns / cities rely on tourism.

2018-10-30 11:26:59 UTC

if you chose to go the american tax payers pay for it, enjoy paying for the worlds pregnancy tests

2018-10-30 11:27:16 UTC

assuming at american 1000% inflated prices as well

2018-10-30 11:27:19 UTC

Nah mate

2018-10-30 11:27:38 UTC

The rest of the world doesn't eat enough to be close to fat enough

2018-10-30 11:27:51 UTC

er

2018-10-30 11:28:01 UTC

we are experienceing an obesity epedemic.

2018-10-30 11:28:07 UTC

i beg your pardon?

2018-10-30 11:28:24 UTC

But the west doesn't count

2018-10-30 11:28:26 UTC

actually, i think the UK is fatter then america.

2018-10-30 11:28:30 UTC

Atleast yall are educated

2018-10-30 11:28:52 UTC

Bring over them educated babies

2018-10-30 11:29:15 UTC

and people in none-western counteries that also can afford travel also tend to be chubby

2018-10-30 11:29:31 UTC

But not fat

2018-10-30 11:29:42 UTC

chubby is techinically fat.

2018-10-30 11:29:53 UTC

You can still tell if someone is pregnant through chubbyness

2018-10-30 11:29:58 UTC

Sure its harder

2018-10-30 11:30:00 UTC

same with fat.

2018-10-30 11:30:03 UTC

But you can tell

2018-10-30 11:30:05 UTC

it's obese where it gets hard.

2018-10-30 11:30:30 UTC

Morbidly* obesse

2018-10-30 11:30:36 UTC

It's not okay to be fat

2018-10-30 11:30:54 UTC

i'm not arguing that

2018-10-30 11:31:04 UTC

honestly, anyone that big shouldn't even be let on a comercial flight

2018-10-30 11:31:32 UTC

those fat bastards would be a pretty big saftey hazard in the event of an emergency

2018-10-30 11:31:56 UTC

Lots of food if the plane goes down though

2018-10-30 11:32:05 UTC

lol

2018-10-30 11:32:19 UTC

sure, if you crash in the alps there's enough food their for months

2018-10-30 11:32:45 UTC

thats off point though.

2018-10-30 11:32:52 UTC

the point is pregnant women should be denied entry.

2018-10-30 11:33:20 UTC

Force women to take tests and have them play for it

2018-10-30 11:33:21 UTC

if only fat bitches have to take a pregnancy test to prove they're not pregnant, then waht do you do with pregnant skinny whores who get a visa?

2018-10-30 11:33:27 UTC

Sounds good enough to me

2018-10-30 11:33:41 UTC

visa's arent an in-person interview are they

2018-10-30 11:34:09 UTC

You have to apply at a border station or us embassy

2018-10-30 11:34:12 UTC

So yes it is

2018-10-30 11:34:27 UTC

er

2018-10-30 11:34:33 UTC

apply as in send off paperwork isn't it?

2018-10-30 11:34:54 UTC

pretty sure my dad didn't need to go visit the american embasy in person when he went to america.

2018-10-30 11:34:57 UTC

You must apply in person

2018-10-30 11:35:10 UTC

Atleast as far as I understand

2018-10-30 11:36:10 UTC

he was on a buisness visa though

2018-10-30 11:36:55 UTC

What about the pregnant esports pros

2018-10-30 11:36:58 UTC

you can apply online..

2018-10-30 11:37:02 UTC

Do we deny them?

2018-10-30 11:37:38 UTC

oh nvm, just noticed there is an interview

2018-10-30 11:38:29 UTC

"You should schedule an appointment for your visa interview at the U.S. Embassy or Consulate in the country where you live"

2018-10-30 11:38:44 UTC

sometimes i should read the whole thing instead of skimming ๐Ÿ™„

2018-10-30 11:38:58 UTC

True boi

2018-10-30 11:39:58 UTC

Sounds like my proposal might create some more government jobs

2018-10-30 11:39:59 UTC

so one flaw i see here

2018-10-30 11:40:00 UTC

Tbh

2018-10-30 11:40:07 UTC

doesn't say how long the wait is for the interview

2018-10-30 11:40:20 UTC

wait nope, thinking backwards

2018-10-30 11:40:39 UTC

i don't think it would tbh.

2018-10-30 11:41:28 UTC

doesn't say how long between the interview and visa approval, so i'm guessing thats done at the interview

2018-10-30 11:42:13 UTC

buuut, what if they're like a month pregnant and not really showing, get the visa and travel to the U.S months afterwards?

2018-10-30 11:42:31 UTC

I'm a citizen so I can come and go as I please

2018-10-30 11:42:33 UTC

I'ma interrupt for a second

2018-10-30 11:42:37 UTC

This is fucking hilarious.

2018-10-30 11:42:57 UTC

codes, we're talking about birth tourism remember

2018-10-30 11:43:12 UTC

your solution of denying pregnant women entry..

2018-10-30 11:43:20 UTC

Its simple

2018-10-30 11:43:27 UTC

No womxn can come

2018-10-30 11:43:37 UTC

so we agree, fuck half measure, ban all women

2018-10-30 11:43:44 UTC

Without volunteering to take a test they pay for

2018-10-30 11:44:01 UTC

..

2018-10-30 11:44:13 UTC

i'm pointing out a time delay between getting the visa, travelling, and how long they stay in the us for

2018-10-30 11:45:01 UTC

i dunno how long the visa is valid for, but wouldn't it be possible to time it so you can get the visa, get pregnant AFTER its approved, leave it a few months, travel, then stay in the US for a couple more months and give birth?

2018-10-30 11:45:21 UTC

in a country like russia i bet that's doable.

2018-10-30 11:46:27 UTC

if the pregnancy test is just a pee test, get a none pregnant friend to do it

2018-10-30 11:47:16 UTC

in a corrupt country, just have someone else be your double and do the whole visa process on your behalf

2018-10-30 11:48:44 UTC

i think just not giving the damn baby citizenship really is the most practical option

2018-10-30 11:49:34 UTC

WTF? I take a break, come back and people are talking about banning all women? I'll have to assume you're being hyperbolic or trolling.

Also, really? pregnancy testing? What about people on business who happen to be pregnant. You're going to bar them lest they create anchor babies? You're nuts.

2018-10-30 11:49:42 UTC

i'm a libertarian, but beware if i ever lead a country
i'd force adults into having a "parent's license". if you have not passed the nescessary tests, you are not allowed to raise a child.

2018-10-30 11:50:10 UTC

why should people need to pass tests for driving a fucking moped, but none for raising children?

2018-10-30 11:50:41 UTC

Wouldn't the libertarian response be to question why you need a license for a moped?

2018-10-30 11:50:44 UTC

why stop there

2018-10-30 11:50:58 UTC

dumb fucks should need a license to live

2018-10-30 11:51:02 UTC

i'm just a libertarian as long as i'm not the dictator of the country ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-10-30 11:51:34 UTC

The trolling level is getting nutty. I'm out.

2018-10-30 11:51:45 UTC

No

2018-10-30 11:51:48 UTC

i'm dead serious X-D

2018-10-30 11:51:53 UTC

I'm being serious

2018-10-30 11:52:09 UTC

Either dont worry about anchor babies

2018-10-30 11:52:10 UTC

you guys make me look tame

2018-10-30 11:52:20 UTC

Or force pregnancy tests and such

2018-10-30 11:52:28 UTC

orr

2018-10-30 11:52:36 UTC

say fuck the constitution

2018-10-30 11:52:40 UTC

and do the pragmatic thing

2018-10-30 11:52:49 UTC

hasn't stop your government before

2018-10-30 11:52:49 UTC

Here's what confuses me.

2018-10-30 11:52:52 UTC

don't see why it should now.

2018-10-30 11:52:58 UTC

The constitution is the most important document ever created

2018-10-30 11:53:00 UTC

wonkyness

2018-10-30 11:53:09 UTC

When you're born to a country, you're not a citizen of that country. You're a citizen of the country of your parents.

2018-10-30 11:53:10 UTC

No way in hell will I lose it

2018-10-30 11:53:15 UTC

Also wonky

2018-10-30 11:53:23 UTC

(You've killed the joke)

2018-10-30 11:53:31 UTC

yup, that important that your politicians take a dump on it when it suites them, then go running to it as an authority when it suites them.

2018-10-30 11:53:32 UTC

(Like getting an infant to do a trick until they're sick of it)

2018-10-30 11:53:39 UTC

yes

2018-10-30 11:53:44 UTC

you have government agencies that regualy violate it without repurcussions

2018-10-30 11:53:57 UTC

i don't see why not giving anchor babies citizenship is any different.

2018-10-30 11:54:13 UTC

Wasn't there like, no deal on DACA?

2018-10-30 11:54:16 UTC

So what's the policy now

2018-10-30 11:54:22 UTC

"Go on git"?

2018-10-30 11:54:36 UTC

DACA is a stupid issue

2018-10-30 11:55:04 UTC

A person brought here as a kid with no choice speaks fluent English and is American

2018-10-30 11:55:13 UTC

Should be legalized

2018-10-30 11:55:31 UTC

Its retarded that DACA did what it did

2018-10-30 11:55:42 UTC

er

2018-10-30 11:55:44 UTC

And not just legalize all the ones here

2018-10-30 11:55:56 UTC

just give them a free work visa and secure the border so no more get in

2018-10-30 11:56:10 UTC

if they fail to meet the requirments of the visa then deport em

2018-10-30 11:56:24 UTC

work / education visa

2018-10-30 11:56:34 UTC

give em a chance, if they fail kick em out

2018-10-30 11:56:36 UTC

seems fair to me.

2018-10-30 11:56:48 UTC

Your telling me to deport a 20 year old who has been here for more than half his life becuase his parents forcibly brought him here?

2018-10-30 11:56:53 UTC

Fucking retarded

2018-10-30 11:57:04 UTC

yes

2018-10-30 11:57:11 UTC

i think kicking out squatters is exactly what you should do.

2018-10-30 11:57:18 UTC

can only blame his parents

2018-10-30 11:57:24 UTC

Why does remind me of the same people who go "You wanna ban 21 week abortion? What about the girl who was gang raped?"

2018-10-30 11:57:30 UTC

besides

2018-10-30 11:57:38 UTC

they'd be skilled migrants in their home country

2018-10-30 11:57:42 UTC

@Cody yes deport the fucker

2018-10-30 11:57:52 UTC

provide a lot of usefull skills to help build their country and improve it.

2018-10-30 11:57:59 UTC

Please explain why?

2018-10-30 11:58:06 UTC

Say we deport them

2018-10-30 11:58:06 UTC

which could arguably help reduce ilegal migration.

2018-10-30 11:58:06 UTC

@A Haunted Army +1 kick them out

2018-10-30 11:58:27 UTC

Deport the fuckers

2018-10-30 11:58:53 UTC

They are basically Americans

2018-10-30 11:59:05 UTC

the way i view it is, its the greatest charity america can do, educate a millions of none-residents so they can go back home and improve their country.

2018-10-30 11:59:09 UTC

Basically is not the same as Americans

2018-10-30 11:59:27 UTC

Except it is

2018-10-30 11:59:36 UTC

They have grown up in our schools

2018-10-30 11:59:36 UTC

Except its not

2018-10-30 11:59:42 UTC

They are educated as Americans

2018-10-30 11:59:54 UTC

And have lived here for long than half their lifes

2018-10-30 11:59:55 UTC

This is america not france, not uk , not germany

2018-10-30 11:59:59 UTC

>being educated makes you an American

2018-10-30 12:00:12 UTC

They dont know what it means to be a citizen of the country of their birth

2018-10-30 12:00:27 UTC

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2018-10-30 12:00:33 UTC

Deport them and their parents

2018-10-30 12:00:38 UTC

well their parents didn't know what it meant to be American

2018-10-30 12:00:43 UTC

random thought

2018-10-30 12:00:45 UTC

since they didn't legalise

2018-10-30 12:00:50 UTC

and they survived

2018-10-30 12:00:56 UTC

In Canada if you're at permanent residency or lower and have citizenship elsewhere you can get deported

2018-10-30 12:00:57 UTC

what about neets who don't engage with their own culture and experience everything from american culture online?

2018-10-30 12:01:00 UTC

This isnt Bernieโ€™s America this is trumps America

2018-10-30 12:01:05 UTC

are they just as american/

2018-10-30 12:01:29 UTC

Are they citizens?

2018-10-30 12:01:44 UTC

No but deporting them is cruel

2018-10-30 12:01:58 UTC

So is raping someone

2018-10-30 12:02:20 UTC

They grew up as Americans and yet becuase they were forced to breal the law as a chd they are being punished as an adult

2018-10-30 12:02:20 UTC

Which was used as a prior example

2018-10-30 12:02:30 UTC

welcome to real life

2018-10-30 12:02:43 UTC

where you get punished for existing

2018-10-30 12:02:56 UTC
2018-10-30 12:03:02 UTC

are they growing up as americans though? if they're existing within a 5th colum created be ilegal immigrants arguably they're growing up more associated with their parents culture.

2018-10-30 12:03:14 UTC

and since their parents speak the language they will also speak as well, to a degree.

2018-10-30 12:03:26 UTC

if they were true americans they'd rat their illegal parents out tot the authorites

2018-10-30 12:04:01 UTC

This ^

2018-10-30 12:04:12 UTC

Lmao

2018-10-30 12:04:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/506800586805739530/image0.jpg

2018-10-30 12:05:14 UTC

why so many languages?

2018-10-30 12:05:18 UTC

just print taht shit in english

2018-10-30 12:05:31 UTC

Is there an issue of speaking 2 languages?

2018-10-30 12:05:37 UTC

also the DACA thing is a paradox,

America is the "Home of the brave"

If they're not brave enough to leave america and survive in their own countries, they're not brave ๐Ÿ˜‰ so America isn't their home

2018-10-30 12:05:39 UTC

Cuz the city in nj has a large ethnic population

2018-10-30 12:05:46 UTC

Because the US doesn't have an official language

2018-10-30 12:05:47 UTC

on the other hand if they're brave enough to go there, they can stay in America cuz its their home

2018-10-30 12:05:55 UTC

Y'all played yourselves

2018-10-30 12:06:06 UTC

yes there is!

2018-10-30 12:06:10 UTC

oh, i assumed english was its official language.

2018-10-30 12:06:18 UTC

the true US language is AMERICAN!! where you speak in gun-language!

2018-10-30 12:06:18 UTC

Tims sample might have Spanish and english only

2018-10-30 12:06:22 UTC

but how many citizens with rights to vote don't speak english?

2018-10-30 12:06:44 UTC

ah right dr.wol, its english(simplified)

2018-10-30 12:06:48 UTC

The trick is that they make you learn English on the path to citizenship, supposedly

2018-10-30 12:06:50 UTC

i forgot you guys buggered it

2018-10-30 12:06:55 UTC

No! Gun-language

Probably like... 15%

2018-10-30 12:07:02 UTC

the language of FREEDOM

2018-10-30 12:07:15 UTC

But you're under no obligation to, for instance, run your business in English

2018-10-30 12:07:21 UTC

Lots of korean and spanish where i live

2018-10-30 12:07:28 UTC

yeah that seems fair.

2018-10-30 12:07:37 UTC

In Canada they just do a shit job of enforcing the law

2018-10-30 12:07:43 UTC

i was just wondering ,if all the people with rights to vote speak english, why even bother printing in another language?

Id say 15% is pretty safe considering 1st gen legal immigrants.

2018-10-30 12:07:49 UTC

Richmond deserves to get yeeted tbh

2018-10-30 12:08:05 UTC

Tbh I cant talk yal seriously

But that doesnt mean that people dont also want to speak their native language or have bilingual kids

Speaking more than just english is only an advantage.

2018-10-30 12:08:58 UTC

@Cody my mom came here illegally but she married my dad who was not a illegal am i a anchor baby ?

2018-10-30 12:09:23 UTC

was your dad a citizen?

2018-10-30 12:09:24 UTC

I actually dont care about anchor babies

2018-10-30 12:09:28 UTC

So it doesn't even matter

2018-10-30 12:09:36 UTC

My dad was born and raised in america

2018-10-30 12:09:49 UTC

personally i'm not sure honestly

2018-10-30 12:09:58 UTC

Also if your born here

2018-10-30 12:10:01 UTC

Your a citizen

2018-10-30 12:10:11 UTC

If one parent was a citizen, you count

2018-10-30 12:10:14 UTC

i guess it'd come down to the reason of having you

2018-10-30 12:10:23 UTC

if it was just so she gets to stay, i'd say yeah anchor baby

2018-10-30 12:10:24 UTC

But what if both parents are illegal aliens ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

2018-10-30 12:10:33 UTC

Then get fuqd

2018-10-30 12:10:33 UTC

If your mom is married to a citizen

2018-10-30 12:10:47 UTC

She is a legal resident

2018-10-30 12:10:50 UTC

@A Haunted Army my mom married somone else to get citizenship then married my dad

2018-10-30 12:10:59 UTC

Or green card

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