He who controls the oil controls the president.

Ironically history is now being written by the victims

He who controls the pussy controls the bill clinton.

That doesn't roll off the tongue very well.

when you control the mail, you control information

When you kill your enemies, they win.

Control information, control the world.

@Phalynx I wouldn't want that last one rolling off my tongue.

Wen you kontrol the childrums u kontrul the future

Democrats left a bad taste in Monica Lewinsky's mouth.

why was pizzagate even a thing

KONY 2012 KONY 2012

pizzagate is real

I wish it wasn't...

update on kony 2012

`By April 2017, Kony was still at large, but his force was reported to have shrunk to around 100 soldiers, down from a maximum of 3,000 in earlier years. Both the United States and Uganda ended the hunt for Kony and the LRA, believing that the LRA no longer posed a significant security risk to Uganda.`

If you could represent the USA and Uganda as a cartoon character

I would pick tomb raider vs Knuckles.

*don't argue she's british

ill chop your nob off.

we need hank hill again

Hank Hill vs. Peter Griffin

i never realized how liberal family guy is now

They took our Hank Hill and gave us Frank Murphy

i'm gonna put you through that fuckin' wall

Brian = Lisa

both liberal af

the local high school in family guy is named after james woods but now it'll be renamed after adam west

Oh shit

Any of you seen the newest ep of dr who?

That was a sjws wet dream

is it the one with the montgomery bus riots

I mean, it's paying respect to West, but that's ruining contuinity.

Goblin Slayer

they're paying respect to west by having his character killed off

lesbians, black people, gay guys, nazis (space nazis not like we didn't have those already)

probably in a gruesome fashion

because funny comedy

if pence is right we get to have nucular warfare in space

The only white male main character so far

in Dr who

is a nazi

3 episodes in

ho boy

@ kek

you tell me what's up with that

lmao

oh and the end scene

omg

I completely forgot

they had the new indian girl or whatevr

muslim

@ i kan tag ur ass

complain and go back in time

and watch her mom push her on the swing

telling the other dude that Trump fucked america

and her mom was killed becuz of it

no shit

this actually happened

in doctor who

'they had to flee to the uk from america'

dae grumpf is bad???

lmao

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

ofc we fled from the UK

oh oh oh

have you seen their government

and supergirl

knife attacks are at an all time high in london

have you seen that? Transgender chick who advocated for gendered bathrooms

who went to court and shit

god

she's now playing uhhhhh

dream girl

lmao

dude transgender to female

playing a superhero called dream girl

make me want to kms

remember that recent women's cycling championship won by a transwoman

which infuriated the bronze medalist

an actual woman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nura_Nal

Y'know it's not like she has a penis or anything

but it's ok

she's Dream Girl

It's funny, because the tranny did not just win that competition.

Nope she went to court and argued that she should be able to show her penis in the girls bathroom

Whenever a new record is set, all women in the future will probably be unable to break that record.

whelp

So it has consequences beyond just one competition, potentially.

just pull a niel armstrong and find dope somewhere

hang on was niel the astronaut or cyclist

Yes, I guess they can be retroactively removed, but only if the tranny madness ends.

The TERF movement must be exploding among female athletes.

weren't most records set by soviet bloc teams on steroids anyway :^)

Maybe.

But that was only the male ones they cared about.

oh shit i mean lance armstrong

Yes, I think it was clear.

Neil was the astronaut.

You meant the boxer, of course.

how many armstrongs are there

next i'll be referring to the senator from MGS

Well, there's just Lance Armstrong.

He was the boxer.

**NANOMACHINES, SON.**

who was the bicycle man

Dont forget Stretch Armstrong

You were talking about the astronaut, Neil Armstrong.

I don't think bicycles are allowed in boxing.

But that might have been why he was disqualified.

i don't seen anything about lance being a boxer

That's because his title was revoked after doping.

Stretch Armstrong for president

Agreed.

Lance armstrong was the cyclist

Yes.

Because he was disqualified in boxing.

I believe that was in the Tour De France.

stretch will wrap his arms around the deficit

He was doping his bicycle.

There is a show about that.

Pimp my bicycle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4kWpb0VYM

we turned your three-wheeler into a 6x6 off-roader

He must have used that show. Then, Lance turned into a transgender motorcycle and won the Tour de France.

The End.

One day, the Tour de France will be won by motorcycles, because people will claim that a Harley Davidson is simply a transgender bicycle.

So Cenk cussed you out

Thats pretty low he's a fucking moron

My sister knew him growing up she said he was a jackass

news at 11 :^)

She went to the same HS as him

Yes, people have been digging through some of his early stuff.

and my sister's ex BF still hates him.

Who I am still friends with

He is a complete wanna be alpha.

he's a libertarian like me and hates the left.

Cenk is a fucking jerk

Of course!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lgbt-scotus-marriage-equality-6y6X8Fn0IPNII

at least he pretends to be nice if you believe what he believes, you know 👌🏿

I laughed so hard

on election night

seeing him freak out

we're gonna see 2016 election night all over again if we win

2020 will be better.

Democrats are desperate this time.

correction

"You're gonna see the 2016 election night all over again" 😛

D.C. will be a smoldering crater

It will be glorious.

i don't see this ending well for the dems in any way

totally

See the number of PTSD cases rise.

nah not PTSD

Lot more TDS though

That's PTSD for the left.

Screaming helplessly at the sky parties too

yeah

It wouldn't be complete without those.

true, but calling it PTSD diminishes the people who truely have it 😦

taking out your anger on other people because orange man wants actual border security

Yes, I should have said pseudo PTSD.

😉

Orange man bad

So, TDS was right I suppose.

the gender-free bathrooms being reclassed as unisex

Anyway.

Much triggering.

PTDSD? 😛 Post Trump Derangement Syndrome Disorder?

did i mistype?

no

too lazy to scroll

i'm suggesting it as a term

oh

a mix 😉

sounds good enough for the DSM

The DSM is a joke now.

are the dems upset about jobs coming back to america

It's lefty propaganda now.

ford is gonna make their 2019 rangers here

Or we would have had to classify half of all women as borderline long ago.

dude Dems are upset that black people have low unemployment

It is terrible.

They even jumped the hurdle of their stupid minimum wage.

Oh no someone else is having these black people help themselves,

How horrid, WE'RE supposed to save them from whitey

Don't despair. Democrats are going to raise the minimum wage until that mistake has been corrected.

😉

Once the minimum wage is high enough, all those silly blacks are going to go back collecting welfare.

since Trump only needs a wall for his "big promises"

Wouldn't it be funny if for 2020 he promises he'll clean up Detroit? 😛

Detroit was awesome once.

Watched an interesting video on minimum wage in New York car washes causing businesses to close and people lose their jobs

One of the richest cities in the world.

Car washes? Was that John Stossel?

Steel Belt

They were talking about how they are only doing exterior.

And more businesses were installing automation.

Correct?

Thats it yeah

Were they also closing a lot of manual carwashes?

i hear home depot starts you off with $12/hr

Yeah because they couldnt afford the labour

Would you be surprised if I told you I have never watched it?

HA HA HA HA HA!

I knew exactly what result it would have.

Heres the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fsVI3EmUnQ

It's fine.

I don't have to watch it. It's always the same result with minimum wage hikes.

Legislators run on it to virtue signal, idiots vote for it, jobs are lost.

Look at Seattle - there, they covered it up more, though.

All the food workers lost their jobs.

Restaurant owners had to close or lay off.

But, the left learned a thing or two: Now, they will also fake the stats and follow up studies to cover up their failure.

After the University of Washington study didn't turn out the way they liked, they had one made just for them.

One question, do you think the same would apply to restaurants if they had to pay a wage rahter than relying on pay from tips?

anopther bomb

holy fuck

eric holder

Wait, what?

is this the largest terror attack since 9/11?

Timcast

the real question

is has anyone died.

what happend?

Who will die first.

Only 1 bomb will actually work

to make people realize they are real

Eric Holder blew up the Pentagon?

the rest were all made slightly wrong so they wouldn't do damage

who was a judge or something targeting clintons recently

name them now

and you'll see

@Timcast define "large"... there have been a few NYC attacks... the guy driving the van / truck for example

oh god what if this is a game

all these bombs sent out but only one of them works

Well, if it's that big, I am sure I will get a notification about it in a second.

PS: minimum wage hikes don't work.

@Undead Mockingbird Define work. For classic progressives and those in South Africa they worked as expected.

I'm being legit right now

Name someone slightly on the wrong side targeting the clintons

Where are you getting this information? Considering some of these reports have already been confirmed as false or exaggerated, I wouldn't freak out just yet.

preferably a judge or something

they will be the only one to die

all the bombs are real but not made right

1 will be

republicans will be to blame

but it'll be clintons clearing names

Or no one will die because they are expecting to get sent bombs now.

There was actually a day when the Dems campaigned on issues to try to win voters instead of pulling stunts like false-flag bombings and fake smears.

nothing exploded?

Nothing.